Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>721409952
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>721420610
You saw the picture, of course not.
>>721420744
Yep. I'm not a very lewd person in general, so.
Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat. 69 assholes tied in a knot. Hooray, lizzard shit, FUCK!
still here
and
>>721420744
Feel free im right here
Claim :o
>>721420854
Im sorry
Claiming Mamimi
>>721420899
What for?
>>721421020
you have no space
>>721421066
It's fine, I don't mind it!
>>721420854
That's good, hold on to your innocence, cherish it.
>>721420861
Alright, how about i come behind you and do some ear licking, while gently running my hands across your body.
>>721421241
I do though
>>721421288
Enough to make me shiver.
Morning Waifu
>>721421288
>cherish it
>as you post a picture of Hanako's tiddy
>>721421462
If you used it, you'd realize it's fine!
brb, making some more nice popcorn
カラミチーマス
>>721421582
chara
>>721421613
No id push stuff out of the way it would be a mess
>>721421582
>Coming online right as I go downstairs to make popcorn
>>721421615
nice hair
>>721421462
And here and there i'll give your ears a little nibble~.
>>721421582
> Spooky
Morning Chara.
>>721421613
Haha i'm not exactly helping with it am i.
>>721421701
I won't count that as a picture.
Nor anything else similar.
>>721421666
Satanic smug. How are you today?
>>721421689
>Implying you aren't talking with me whenever you can
>>721421749
I think it's cute and not spooky!
How are you Hanako?
>>721421771
fine -_-
nice eyepatch
>>721421749
Cute. Not hard right?
>>721421826
close enough....
How are you?
>>721421896
okay i suppose -_-
>>721421815
Im awake. thats about it
>>721422035
Same for me really. Kittens were a pain in the ass starting at 9am... so I got up at 10amsince they didn't calm down at all
>>721422008
Doing anything?
>>721421666
i don't think you could, the monitor is kinda heavy
>>721421749
Nah, you're not exactly wrong, but it's not a big influence on me if you wanna post lewd, other than mild REEE about lewding your waifu
>>721421815
What's your point
>>721422203
not right now :o
>>721422114
Have they gotten big yet?
>>721422270
You think im weak?
>>721421815
It's totally spooky. I'm pretty good. How about you?
>>721421841
Oh of course not, just a little playful bite. Then i'll begin kissing your neck, before i start laying you down and my lips work their way to yours.
>>721422354
Id use my hands to gently hold onto your face
>>721422270
We're talking anyway~
>>721422333
What is it with your trips today?
Yeah, a bit bigger, but not completely grown up yet. Can still carry them with one hand
>>721422354
Doing mighty fine, thanks~ probably going to play some RPG with Louise soon
>>721422635
i dont know. Thats cute. Do they like you lots?
you guis need to serious consider suicide
>>721422333
no, but it IS pretty firmly down here..
>>721422635
but I can't post pictures on Dischord!
>>721422270
Well i'm glad i'm not infecting you with my lewdness.
>>721422615
I'd love the feel of your hands holding my face. After a bit i'd break the kiss, so i could gaze into your eyes for a few moments.
>>721422635
Good to hear. Ooh that sounds fun.
>>721422848
tfw nobody has ever offered you a collar. With like glue stuff?
>>721421582
>Pats
>>721422845
already did consider. never did it.
oh and, no u.
>>721422836
When I lie down at the couch to play vidya they just come to me and lay on top of me, purring and sleeping
I'd say yeah, they love me lots
>>721422848
But you can u lil shit
>>721422935
Yup yup, Louise is giving me exp right now
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE
>>721422936
I'm not even THAT into that sort of thing, but I would put it on with no hesitation. Not that she's into it, she just put it on him because he tried to run away because he's a stupid bastard.
Nah, just lil rubber feet.
>>721422935
Me too~ The lewdest thing I do these days is load up AA2 every few months and flirt heavily with Louise in-game. Although Chara has been hitting on a certain NPC in the RPG and I think that might get lewd...again..
>>721422974
Not nearly as easily or seamlessly! It is nice for pictures I don't want to post here.
>>721422963
why tho?
live is anguish but theres felicity in death
>>721423047
oh no. *dies*
>>721422935
I think I could look into yours for a few seconds before i felt a bit embarrassed
>>721422974
Thats cute. I havent heard a cat purr in a while
>>721423098
Exactly it sounds hot. Well i dont think the collar really helped in the him not wanting to run away thing. I could so move it
>>721423098
Fair enough
>>721423261
I can even feel it!
And after they ran around a whole lot I can also feel their heartbeat
>>721423261
Depending on who was holding the chain, I suppose~
No, but he only needed it for one scene, then she took it off of him and nobody ever saw it again. Then the riding crop came out.
I mean, if you TRIED, but..
>>721423111
thats the spirit :o
now everyone do as the flan did and kill yourself!
>>721423111
Are you ok?
>>721423377
Also, I can try to embarrass you a little on here.
>>721423377
Thats cute. Going to make people want small pets
>>721423381
Not many people fit that yeah. Nice. But you dont want someone to try
>>721422974
What game?
>>721423098
That's pretty tame. Haha "again" huh?
>>721423261
What would you do once you started feeling embarrassed?
>>721423485
oh? How would you be able to do that?
>>721423536
I can only recommend them~
>>721423552
Louise's own tabletop RPG
>>721423536
Yeah, I definitely wouldn't give it to very many people.
Sure don't. And it won't move if you don't try
>>721423552
Have you ever gave AA2 a shot? I think /waifu/ would like it.
Yeahhh, again...Was one of the first things that happened..
>>721423651
I could describe the NPC encounter I'm talking about with Hanako, or maybe just mention what we were talking about earlier~
Oh! Semi-related, I did think of a question.
>>721423552
probably look to the side
>>721423651
Nah they would torture my poor little dog
>>721423431
yes, please.
>>721423433
you killed me, congratulations, weirdo.
>>721423722
I dont think anyone would to begin with.
>>721423722
Do tell the question then
And don't! DON'T!
>>721423733
Fair enough. But my cats are lovingly trusting. They are seeking the companion of the dogs which are three times as big as them
>>721423651
Oh that's neat.
>>721423722
I've never heard of it. Ah that's pretty funny.
>>721423733
I couldn't help but to chuckle as i see that cute expression on your face. But i would pull you back into the kiss, so you wouldn't be embarrassed anymore.
>>721423926
I would certainly hope not. They might mess something up.
>>721423956
Just if you've decided if you wanna wear that kitty thing I showed you on Amazon~
>>721424003
Artificial Academy 2. Basically it's a VN where you can make custom characters
>>721423956
Yeah but the cats would end up being as big as my little doggo and she is a big baby
>>721424003
Good. I want to feel the least amount of weird possible
>>721424003
It really is, yup
Got a Succubus to play as. A lot of fun
>>721424095
Only if you wear it beforehand!
>>721424141
Aww, that sounds lovely!
>>721424263
She barks at everything and is afraid of most people. she wants pets when she is ok with you though and begs for lots of food
>>721423896
I did? Why do people think I'm weird? You're weird.
Claimed.
>>721424095
Oh wow, that sounds really cool.
>>721424141
Shortly after we get back into the kiss, my hand will start to slowly travel down your body until it reaches the spot between your legs, and begins gently rubbing.
>>721424263
Nice.
>>721424597
the mum or the autist?
>>721424549
I am weird yes but consider that you can be weird too.
>>721424444
Cute doggo. Nice numbers.
>>721424444
>>721424444
>>721424444
>>721424444
>>721424444
>4444
>>721424638
The autist
Claimed
>>721424646
The opposite of love is fear.
>>721424672
kill yourself
Help me sleep, guys.
>>721424791
shall I do a flip?
>>721424606
I would noticeably flinch if you did that
>>721424646
>>721424669
uh thanks
>>721424597
Maximum or bust
>>721424774
Yea, you are weird alright.
>>721424822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ76zxbRKp0
Listen to this, maybe it'll help.
>>721424882
Ayy
>>721424834
nah just lean into it
better for your knees
>>721420859
Whats up?
>>721424927
Too many shitty drum samples.
>>721424263
Nope! You first, then after I'm done..."admiring" you in it, then we can talk about me maybe putting it on.
>>721424606
It sounds cooler than it is, but I quite enjoy it to be honest. I've got TONS of people, including the whole Katawa crew, Louise, some IRL friends..
>>721424984
Thanks for the help, I guess
>>721424822
Hello. Go to bed.
>>721424857
Hey hey
>>721424095
?
>>721425114
hi
>>721425037
Not much, trying to get inspired to finish building a turret in FTD.
>>721424857
I wonder how much you would flinch when my hand slips underneath your underwear and rubs you directly.
>>721425066
I need to look into that.
>>721424822
Listen to a asmr video or watch an old documentary?
>>721424444
Sounds lovely actually
>>721425066
>maybe putting it on
Fine, then you'll wear the apron
>>721425114
Im in bed. Help me get over this nausea.
>>721425194
Whats FTD? I bet I remember it by the time you answer. Or I pass out and you never hear from me.
>>721425246
Just threw on an insomnia playlist on Spotify.
>>721425313
From the Depths, It's essentially Space engineers Meets boats.
>>721425114
Hmm?
>>721425226
I'm half-tempted to make some of the people from the thread, honestly. It can be fun to see how they interact. Last I saw, Hanako and Shinji Ikari had gotten together.
>>721425275
T-That's fine! You can have the kitty outfit, and I'll wear the apron.
>>721425226
Id probably stop kissing you at that point
>>721425275
Yeah she is just a silly little dog that likes car rides and walks
>>721425313
Oohh those exist? I might have to guve them a try sometime
>>721425388
Not something I know.
>I found a dishwasher track
>72 minutes of uninterrupted dishwasher sounds
>>721425409
Deal! Wait... n-no! other way around! I'll wear the apron and you the kitty outfit. You'll look better in it... I'd look like a fucking faggot
>>721425430
Oh? She likes car rides? That sounds really nice!
Cats usually don't like car rides. They get really loud during it
>>721425560
wow, you must be bored... maybe people can fall asleep more easy, listening to dishwashers?
>>721425560
>dishwasher music
Oh shit nigger what are you doing? Seriously what are you doing..
>>721425560
Basically, build a boat. Factor in buoyancy, mass, and drag, and Go fuck your enemies in the face with your FUCKHUEG guns.
>>721425560
I cant sleep without noise and that sounds like noise
>>721425656
she likes sticking her head out the window its one of her favorite things
>>721425409
That would be pretty interesting. Yeah i could see those two getting together.
>>721425430
Oh? And what if i started going faster?
>>721425656
Maybe its the rhythm with the sound of swirling water.
>>721425700
Finding some shit.
>>721425717
So MWO with added building of a boat.
>>721425727
Its gentle as hell.
https://youtu.be/G-8j-VlK6kw
https://youtu.be/2DSWX4ReYgQ
>>721425656
Nope, too late~ You've sealed your fate.
Your cute, lacy, cat-eared fate.
>>721425876
Other times, though, you have people like Emi ending up with fat neckbeards. Sometimes the RNG is just weird. Usually, though, the traits are good enough that good ships happen.
>>721425876
Id grab a hold of you
>>721425727
Just be careful that she doesn't gets blown away then~
>>721425991
To be fair, that is a nice rythm and it's soothing at some point
>>721426038
God damnit. I'll just look bad in it...
>>721426124
I hold onto her whole back half with one hand whenever we go
>>721425991
Seriously, if this won't help you sleep nothing will.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SYUEjtCV1Gc
>>721425991
No, Not MWO.
Totally fuckin different.
You fight different AI factions with different tech levels.
Right now I'm building a FUCKHUEG battleship to go along with my Cruiser. For reference, the cruiser has +4 Meters of armor in some places.
Can't decide on having it's rear weapon being a 2M single gun, or a Multi barrel SABOT firing minigun.
>>721426124
You don't have to if you don't want to, but I'd love to see you in it. I'm sure you'd look better than I would.
>>721426038
There's bound to be a few bad pairings here and there.
>>721426058
Make sure you hold me tight.
>>721426197
Oh, that's good then. I'd be worried sick otherwise
>>721426406
>I'm sure you'd look better than I would.
>Pic related
No way, you'd definitely look better than me.
>>721426500
I wouldnt let go until you stopped
Finally finished all that bullshit with less than 3 hours till midnight when it's due!
My teacher really decided to make it a pain in the ass by requiring my informative speech to include 6 fucking scholarly peer reviewed articles for citation, when I already had all the citation I needed from websites.
>>721426718
I am she is my little dog
>>721426722
That's good, because i didn't plan on stopping anytime soon.
>>721426500
It's kind of funny to watch, though.
>>721426718
Nah, cause you look better than me regardless. And I'd love to see you in that lingerie!
>>721427095
I might just have to slip out from under you if it becomes too hot
>>721427147
I imagine so. Just thinking "how the hell did these two end up together"
>>721427192
And if it does, then what?
>>721427651
Then I try to take a little breather. maybe even help you during that time
>>721427651
I was a little salty when my OTPs got broken, though~
>>721427843
I would love that.
>>721427905
Which ones?
>frilly, lacy, kitty lingerie
Well, we're waiting.
>>721428041
Mostly Madoka Magica ones.
>>721428129
What happens in me and her's bedroom is none of your concern~
>>721428041
>>721427843
You guys are pretty fuckin Homo.
>>721428186
Then you should talk about it in private.
OR are you both this desperate for attention, only to complain when you receive it?
>>721426718
Faglord.
>>721426979
Probably not the only thing that's a pain in your ass. :^)
>>721428260
We do! But it's fun to embarrass her on the thread..Or, try to, rather.
>>721428299
kill yourself :o
>>721428299
You find pleasure in embarrassing your lover?
Sadist. What a terrible girlfriend.
>>721426979
Good job!
>>721428298
Pretty sure she want off the thread, so she failed to see your insult~
>>721428438
No, thank you!
>>721428475
She's cute when she blushes and stuff~
>>721428379
>(You)
>>721428438
I'm sure you can show her how it's done. Use yourself as an example
>>721428475
>What a terrible girlfriend
No
>>721428630
She saw it. My insult worked.
>>721428652
>Thanks
>>721428630
There are other, and better, ways to make people blush, you know.
You don't have to take their feelings for a roller coaster ride.
>>721428652
Masochist.
>>721428492
That's not a good thing.
>>721428630
do it
your gay ass buddy wants you to
>>721428652
this is me
im a cute anime girl like all you delusional faggots
>>721428825
hangmans noose is actually not suitable for killing yourself #themoreyouknow
>>721428714
It's actually mutual. We just like to tease one another.
>>721428825
You're still alive tho.
>>721428916
it is though
try it :o
>>721428945
nah im now a cute anime zombie :o
>>721428675
You got me there.
>>721428714
And I do those as well! Please, she doesn't mind a little bit of bullying.
>>721428825
What, Chara? I don't exactly think she does.
>>721428945
You don't, right?
>>721428988
he told me to show you how
he want you ded
>>721428945
>>721428988
Do you bully each other with your dicks?
>>721428983
Well, I said kill yourself. Take a shotgun and shoot the bit of brain you have left in your head out
>>721428988
Of course not.
>>721429100
Of course. You know, we have throbing 8'' dicks and use condoms which glow in the dark and use it for a lightsaber-dick battle every day
>>721429117
id still be smarter than you if i did :o
and less gay
faggot
>>721429176
>8 inches
I've seen your pictures. No way you have an 8 inch donger.
Nigger
>>721429021
[[citation needed]]
Also, who's he
>>721429100
Good~
>>721429100
Whoops! I'm bad at replying.
>>721429117
see>>721429265
>>721429229
I am so glad you noticed the sarcasm in that post, I was worried it might've been too subtle
>>721429184
For the smarts you have you sure didn't notice when I first told you to kys
Anyway, I'm off for the threads for now
It's getting annoying
Claim
>>721429176
liar you are like 4.5"
other dude might actually be that big but whatever
kill yourself you can be a real girl in the afterlife
>>721429265
he is the gay dude those dick youd like to suck
but you cant because youre living way too far from each other
kill yoruself and meet him in the afterlife
>>721429423
Can't think of who you might mean.
>>721429265
>>721429302
It isn't that hard, take your time.
>>721429340
Have a good night.
Stop Homoing up the thread.
>>721429595
dick is better than puss tbhfam
>>721429574
that dude
Threads were gay to begin with.
Afternoon! How's it going?
>>721429581
But there's nobody who fits that requirement, anon
>>721429691
Evening~ Heading to bed soon, what are you up to?
>Louise