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/nzg/ New Zealand General: Waitangi Edition

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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/nzg/ New Zealand General: Waitangi Edition
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Why are IDs even gone?
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>>721410036
Fuck off with your MAORI OOGA BOOGA BULLSHIT!

FUCKING DELET THIS!
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>>721410036
Hi NZ.
Sooo, how's the weather up there?
I'm choosing to look at the map with Aus & NZ at the top, since USAland is now the ass of the earth.
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>>721410123
>not wanting a day off
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>>721410563
>imblying im not neet
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>>721410036

Welly reportin in. On my last cruiser about to hit the scrumps
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>28 in dunedin today

good thing i didnt leave the house at all.

Also has anyone had the bk xl frozen drinks? how big are they?
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>>721410849
Its Sonday tough.
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>>721410939
got the day off tomorrow. Being a desk jockey an all
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>>721410916
Fuck, it was death outside
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>>721410916
No clue, but I've been wondering about that myself.
I'm tempted to go get one but Maccas frozen drinks > Bk frozen drinks
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>>721411260
>Maccas frozen drinks > Bk frozen drinks
BK has shitty small straws as well, like the fuck man. give me the fucking krusher straws fam
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>>721411260
why not both.
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>>721411319
Yeah forreal, or like when you get like a milkshake from Carl's Jr and they give ya a normal straw.
It's such an unneeded hassle
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>>721411360
I mean, I could definitely do both, but like why bother when the bk ones are like either flavourless or like 50% crushed ice
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>>721411539
get two from bk and put them together then you have 100%
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>>721411644
>get two from bk and put them together then you have 100%
you done figured it out man
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>>721411833
>>721411644
dubs on dubs get dubs check em
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>>721412038
those are some might fine dubs
>>721411644
>>721411833
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>>721412327
you think that was cool?
check these out.
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>>721412679
checked and was hella disappointed
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>>721412679
shame that's embarrassing
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>>721412742
maybe you didn't have your glasses on.
check again.
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>>721412871
try again bud
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>>721412871
this is honestly sooooo embarrassing staup
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I didn't want dubs anyway
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Waihola checking in
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>>721413143
what the fuck is up fam. I like waihola, you guys got a nice view of the lake there and not too far from dunedin. would be tempted to move
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checked out the new pork pie movie.
was pretty pleased and it lived up to the original.
except how they changed the blonde sheila from the original into a vegan protesting feminist
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>>721413244
nice dubs but I just joking, Waihola is a shithole
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Any bitches keen for a hoon?
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looking for a fucken smoko cuz, welly
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>>721410916
>Also has anyone had the bk xl frozen drinks? how big are they?
The size of two large frozen
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>>721413335
getting cucked by remakes.
stay fucked cunt.

>>721413523
lots of places sell durries kez.
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>>721413400
and to you, sir. And eh I just like the views you guys get.

>>721413646
we're mishing to go get one, will post a pic to prove size in a matter of time.
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>>721413523
kinda same, anyone out tonight/drinking?
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>>721414242

pub meet eh?
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>>721413840
BK closes at 10pm
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>>721414317
could do. My bro is just coming over now. If he's keen to go back out then yeah. Where you wanna go? I heard Fat Angel's got drink specials on
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>>721410415
in australia they call this "a map"
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nah im not out, its a school night

i wanna pick up a half o
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>>721414340
11 here
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>>721414434
school night...
public holiday tomorrow.
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>>721414427
fuckin fat angel.
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>>721414596
yeah it's fucking filth but apparently its got cheap drinks tonight
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>>721414508
I work public holidays

hook me up with some fucken smoke cunt
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>>721414672
you fucking hook me up.
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if you hook me up with smoke ill hook you up cunt

fact
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>>721410036
chch reporting in
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>>721414847
the fuck
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>>721413876
stop posting that shit photo, it isn't funny
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>>721414847
>>721414991

ikr i'm confused
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>>721415041
FACT
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>>721415063
fact thou
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>if you hook me up...
>i'll hook you up...
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>>721415297
MAKES NO SENSE
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>>721415000
not him but it makes me feel better about myself that someone actually looks like that. first 0/10 ive ever seen in my life.
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>>721415444
he isn't actually that bad looking in normal pictures.
feel bad again.
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>>721415000
>>721415444
fuckin checked
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>>721415444
i get what ya mean, but im sick of seeing it being posted by someone who doesnt actually say anything interesting
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listen cunts its real simple

you hook me up then I hook you up, its pretty fucken basic

ill sling a tinny to any cunt who can get me an o
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are the hook ups the same thing?
or is it more of a barter hook up situation?
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>>721415530
looks like gollum tbh.
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>>721415583
dubs and trips on the same thread, yooza
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>>721415613
that's stupid as fuck.

You give me an O and I'll give you stretch marks around your mouth.
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>>721415672
ill fight you irl, faggot

my dad works for nintendo
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>>721415662
The ol' days are far behind us cunt.
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Why are /nzg/ threads so uninteresting and full of people saying stereotypical shit thinking they are funny?
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>>721415613
that doesn't sound like good deal though I don't get t.

Please explain.

So this guy is selling you an O and you gan shout him a tinny
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>>721415747
because kiwis are shit drivers who cant grow enough weed to satisfy demand

fact
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>>721415769
put me in touch with mr plant mans and I'll smoke you out
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>>721415747
I am the funniest person I know.
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>>721415745
i know :((((((((
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>>721415861
nice try officer.
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why are kiwis the worst fucking drivers on the planet
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>>721416065
because all the chinks are moving here
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>>721416065
beacuse its full of asians.
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>>721416065
Because no one cares
only you care
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its not the asians who suck, its the whiteys who cant fucking drive
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yo wheeeeeere that dic
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>>721416187
what cunt?
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>>721416174
good try yao ming
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>>721416187
Well, my dick is here. With me
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>>721416368
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>>721410036
New Plymouth reporting in.
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>>721416534
Don't care reporting in
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>>721416466
Sure I'll take it.

>>721416287
My cunt.
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>>721416771
tits with time stamp and ill consider
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>>721416174
Anyone see Southern Stringers on FB?
Some fucker crashed his car into a lamp post. Pretty sure he wasn't Asian.
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>>721416834
Whose tits would you like?
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>>721416834
its prolly a faggot dude
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>>721416980
its always some faggot.

fucking gay faggot cunts thinking people want to see that shit.
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>>721417090
Yeah fuck em is what i say


fuck em hard
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where's the guy whose got all the nudes? show em
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>>721417257
FUCK OFF CUNT!
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>>721416846
Wouldn't be surprised if some Maori stole the car and crashed it. Two years ago some Maoris stole my car and crash it into a four square
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>>721417338
them fucking niggers.
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tfw smashed two mc chickens
why do i do this
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>>721416101
>>721416104
This. Too many fucking gooks here.
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>>721417477
two..
what are you?
some kind of bitch?
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>>721417624
yes
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>>721417815
oh boy 【°〜°】thats a grave thing to admit sir. but i am proud of you for it
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>>721417257
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>>721417878
FUCK OFF CUNT
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>>721417878
got any more buddy? thanks btw
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>>721417944
NOTIFIED THE CYBER POLICE.
GET REKT IN PRISON CUNT.
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>Christchurch

Late as always
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G'day, cobbers
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>>721418380
I back traced you, You dun goofed
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>>721418556
lets fight irl
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need some help lads

whats the best isp and power company to go with. by best i mean cheapest...remember winters coming...

also just been on with bigpipe vdsl for 90 buks a month and power through powershop but my mates moving out tomorrow so got all the bills to myself now....

advice??
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>>721418556
>>721418779
excuse me gentleman but may we please keep this thread free of fights and brawls please 【°〜°】
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better then australia i guess but not by much 【°〜°】
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>>721418779
nah soz man, my fighting socks are in the wash rn, ill get back to you about that
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>>721418930
will do boss
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>>721418930
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.
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>>721419168
【°〜°】
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>>721419168
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
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>>721415530
massey?
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>>721417878
name?
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>>721419404
>dirty asshole
hopefully not.
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>>721417878
Yo got any dunners nudes?
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>>721419841
not same guy but i have a couple
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>>721419404
FUCK OFF CUNt!
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>>721419841
>wanting nudes of interchangeable uni sluts

literally pointless
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>>721419820
KEK
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>>721419878
who you got man?
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>>721419878
oh boy do you think it'd be alright to share 【°〜°】
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>>721420010
>>721420077
name some people you want and ill see if I do, i have quite a bit.
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fucking nudefags
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>>721420187
post screen of your folder dumb cunt
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>>721420273
tits or gtfo, obviously femanon
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>>721420276
rather wouldn't, post names and if I do have em ill post
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>>721420313
anyone with the last name gardener?
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>>721420313
adele p?
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>>721410916
Nice day at St. Kilda bro
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>>721420297
I'll punch your mouth faggot.
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>>721420392
post tits first.
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>>721420187
>>721420276
> this
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>>721412679
>>721412838
You think that was embarrassing?
Check this out.
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>>721420313
any caitlin?
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>>721420523
gud one
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>>721414847
If he hooks you up and you hook him up then I can hook you both
up
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>>721420670
fact
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>>721420670
uce hook us up g
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are fish animals or are they fish?
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>>721420313
Tyler Barnes? Mia Taylor?
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>>721419820
BAHAHAHA
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>>721420851
No, they are friends
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>>721420816

Jaaaaak just kidding dox
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any good movies showing at the cinemas?

I shall like to tick going solo to a movie off the list of things to do this year.
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>>721421069
Moana is fucking great imo
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>>721421069
heard split was good
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>>721421136
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR DISNEY CUCK BULLSHIT.

>>721421161
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SHIT HEARD.
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>>721421272
>not wanting big brown soli cock

you obviously dont live in NZ bro
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>>721421068
fuck ur a cunt ow
never sharing my lift plus with you again
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Anyone hear the gunfire in chch? near the airport
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Is briscoes open tomorrow?
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>>721422019
It's probably the last day of their BUMPER WAITANGI WEEKEND SALE SO RUSH IN NOW FOR GREAT DEALS AT BRISCOES
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>>721420313
nudes anon where you at?
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>>721422112
guess what i'm going to buy and you get one too.
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>>721422258
vanned.
just like you will be you cunt.
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>>721422267
Kenwood toasted sandwich maker?
You'd better fucking deliver
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>>721420187
Any wins on Adele Parli ?
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>>721422318
pls van me
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>>721422395
Oh my jesus!
no. its a sandwich press.
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>>721422487
>sandwich """"""press"""""""
BOY YOU'D BETTER FUCKING DELIVER
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>>721422536
nigga they are two different things.
sandwich maker no equal sandwich press.
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>>721420987
not food
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just filling up on my way to work this morning
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>>721422721
But I was so close ;_;
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>>721422932
such is life.
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>>721410563
I love days off, but I've got a package that arrived in Christchurch in the wee hours of Saturday, but didn't get on the van. Because of Waitangi Day, I now need to wait until Tuesday at the earliest to get my shit.
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>>721422894
just nipping down to the shops for a few things
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Find a flaw.
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>>721423096
>flat chested
Dropped
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>>721423066
blasting nothing other than Rammstein of course
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>>721423152
>flat chested

i think you'll find her shirt is hiding her boobs true size quite well, i'd rate them at a small to medium c cup
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>>721423096
Trivago sucks shit.
shirt isn't tucked in.
sleeves rolled up even though not doing any work.
has head to the side and doesn't talk directly to you.
looks like this dumb bitch put on a dudes shirt.
faggot cunt.
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>>721423231
Anything below D is flat
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>>721424040
found the chubby chaser
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>>721423169
They must have emptied that servo
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>>721424040
Nigga you either a fat bitch with fat tits which doesn't count or a virgin ass nigga that thinks titties feels like bags of sand.

which is it my dude?
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>>721415000
trips speak the truth
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Watching split.
Almost makes me want to build a rape dungeon.
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>>721410415
"now"?
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Anyone here enjoy the Guns N Roses concert(s)?
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All these young sluts in this movie would be getting fucked if they were in my rape dungeon.
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anyone else here go to the cricket? Decent match
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>>721424297
A master baiter
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>>721424891
Yeah buddy
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>>721425365
Oh shit he got us the absolute madman
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Looking for possibly TA Pal in the Waikato looking.
Missed my last thread and it 404'd
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I've been looking for Mary and I can't seem to find Mary.
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Crack up nigga.
This lil 9 year old nigga.

you might be pregnant now.
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Whats everyone doing?
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>>721427942
Overheating
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pussy niggas let the thread die.
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post nudes
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>>721426625

Bruh. Just seen it. Great film
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>>721428094
waiting for nudes
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>>721428135
like half an hour from the end my dude.
waiting for the beast to come and fuck shit up.
rape time nigga.
why these "young" girls got big as titties for?
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Anyone having fun tonight?

Im exhausted. Pic related.
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>>721428447
Nope
Just weed, Yu-Gi-Oh and possibly Ark later.
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>>721428838
the fuck are you? 12?
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THE BEAST!
my lord jizzus christ.
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>>721428936
Of course :^)
Fuck off I'm feeling nostalgic
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>>721428936
>he doesn't play yugiohs
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>>721429020
>>721429114
faggots.

nostalgia is for faggots.
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>>721429491
Funny coming from a literal cocksucker
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>>721429648
I don't suck dick you faggot cunt!
I bet you slurp dick like you sucking on a milk shake.
making sure to swallow ever last bit you fuking cum guzzler cunt!
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>>721429491
>>721429795
Someone's been triggered, commit sudoku
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>>721429795
How's that dick taste? remember to check for smegma, you need your protein like a good growing boy.
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>>721410036
>>
222 get
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Where da Dunedin nudes at?
/tKITlB bola

LW
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>>721430619
newfag
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faggot niggas.
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>>721430559
ur l8
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>>721430654
is that another lacey?
also
/yL3X1Q
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>>721430959
yup
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>>721430959
I will upload the video these are from to this
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ew fuck off with this shit.
reported your asses to the police dawg.

gg in prison.
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>>721430654
upload some adele man
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>>721430854
Actual penis-in-anus-all-day-gayfag
>>
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>>721431633
I remember this
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>>721431633
ew
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>>721431720
>smoking pole
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did we ever find out who scartits was in the end?
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>>721431890
The chick with the cone tits who used to post a while back?
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>>721431890
who cares.
stupid cam whore was stupid cam whore.
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>>721431998
It's ok n8 we know your dad bumfucks you, no need to get upset
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>>721430654
thanks for the flipagram
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>>721431974
perhaps?
also mega here
/#F!bF5HCBoY!IAD4yJExhMHQ-XncUtAYDQ!7Ro3wDwT
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>>721432130
NP enjoy Lacey
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>>721432243
I love me some Lacey. When was her birthday? Flipagrams usually get posted on this day.
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>>721432570
today i think or yesterday
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the internet created all these transniggas and other made up shit.

captcha is trains.... thanks GCSB.
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heres the OG rack appreciation society rip
mega
#F!QdcmERjJ!AJ0xYdZ5LmwzRnN_TTlfsg
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>>721432696
>#F!QdcmERjJ!AJ0xYdZ5LmwzRnN_TTlfsg

bit of JLaw in there
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>>721432904
But no Ghetto booty Grace
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>>721432940
I don't think there is any Lacey in there either
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>>721422990
Did you post this in a buyfag thread earlier?
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>>721422990
what type of vibrator did you buy?
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