Let's do this

Your mother is a three hole woman.

K,
You're a bitch.

i tricked one of my drunken friends into letting me lick their feet for ten minutes and i am worried that she will put two and two together

Sometimes I'm sick and fuckin tired of being a parent.

It was me...I was the one that farted in the elevator

He will nut inside us

i want to fuck my sister in law. i have a glasses fetish now

>>721403634
I've pirated software before
>plz forgive

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>>721403634
Robbie Rotten makes me hard

>>721403634
I just drove drunk because I was really hungry.

>>721403634
I hate my flatmate, he eats with his mouth open.

I want nothing more than to suck off my mom's boyfriend while she looks on in approval.

Santa loves you but I'm his favorite.

>>721403634
The Muslim immigration ban should have been put in place 20 years ago.

>>721407454
There should be no need for a muslim ban. We should have wiped them off the face of the earth decades ago.

My mom sent me nudes.
And now I really want to fuck her, but I think I'm too much of a pussy to try.
Can't work up the courage to "accidentally" send her a sick pic.

>>721407673
Dick*
I'm fairly drunk.

When you are elite, everything and everyone is disposable and meant to serve you

>>721403634
My girlfriend is driving me fucking crazy and if I didn't live with her an entire time zone away from where I grew up I'd probably be gone by now, but no, I had to get my new career so I moved to this God forsaken FUCKING tundra where it never gets warmer than 40 degrees for most of the year. I thought that the sex would make up for her short comings, but it doesn't... Today she drank 3/4s of a bottle of gin randomly, tried to get all over me with her gin breath and needy fucking attitude... Gag. She drank so much she could barely walk and was slurring her words, it just comes off as desperation and mental illness and wtf, I'm 30 soon, I'm 2 skinny minutes away from being purposely single for the rest of my life.. Or at least avoiding relationships to go back to the party scene and pick up some women younger than me for meaningless fun that won't drunkenly look me in the eye while talking about how great it'll be to still look at me when I'm 65. Fml

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>>721403634
im going to kill her but first ill make her watch him suffer.

>>721408264
You're not going to do anything fag

The points don't matter

>>721409003
And it's all made up.

>>721408652
I will do as I must and I shall do as I will.

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Between the ages of 11 and 16 I actively hoped older women would attempt to coerce me into sex. It only ever came close once but she got caught, I gave up on my hopes around 16 sadly enough. Four years later and honestly my only hope of that is to get/act shitfaced drunk lads. If I could go back in time I would've made sure to prevent her getting caught and let her do as she pleases with me.

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I'm bisexual and I'm leaning way more towards the gay side. Woo Hoo, I'm a faggot.

>>721409204
I still have that fantasy.
Even though I'm 24.
I want an older woman to "rape" me.

I've accused you of cheating the past 4 years because I've cheated on you twice. Once on the trip to Nashville and with your old best friend 2 years ago.
I'm probably a complete sociopath, but I do love you. More than I love myself.
I'm so sorry.

>>721409352
I feel you.
Only somewhat recently decided I was bi, still trying to explore the world of gay tho.

>>721409404
theres no use lieing to yourself.

>>721403634
I wonder if in case of a nuclear strike being imminent it would be okay for me to rape my next door neighbour. Given we are friendly enough I most likely wont have to but I wanna be blown up fucking if I have to be blown up.

Hitler did do something wrong, he an heroed

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>>721403634
I'm tired. I can't do this anymore.

For a long time, I truly enjoyed learning Japanese and about Japanese society and culture. Frankly, I'm bored with it now. Anime is boring the crap out of me these days (watching it is more like a chore), the dramas don't even come close to Korea's, and the general politics of Japan as well as the nature of interpersonal relationships are enough to turn me off. As great as Japan is and always has been, it's a dying country with a myriad of social and legal problems whether you like to acknowledge it or not. It will never return to any time of 'perfection' because there never was one, and the Japanese people aren't as 'pure' as the most bigoted nationalists would think. Japan wouldn't even have what it has today if it weren't for cultural/social/linguistic/religious imports from the mainland. All this, and I didn't even get into how USELESS the JLPT is unless you're taking N2, and that can only be done after living IN Japan for a considerable amount of time.

But, I digress. I'm sick of Japan and its BS at this point. Dokdo is Korean, Diaoyutai is Chinese, Roppo-Hyodo is Russian, Nanking did happen, and it is the EAST SEA. I need to focus my efforts now on re-learning Korean, learning about Chinese and Korean societies, and build a brighter future for myself. I regret ever studying Japanese, especially in college.

And I see now that weeaboos truly are cancer. I regret ever calling myself one, and will donate my anime clothing the first chance I get.

>>721403634
I need to quit porn and stop being a faggot

>b why people are so blinded for their self entitlement?

>>721409404
you love yourself more then youll ever "love" another understand this and accept yourself , cause no one else will

>>721403634
I want to fuck my best friend's bi sexual gf. Said best friend is also a girl. All 3 of us live together too

>>721409403
I wish I could be more optomistic towards my chances, at most for me it'd be 60 where my enjoyment cuts off but yeah, basically same.
To think I was so close to getting to cum in that cute nurses mouth :/ Curse you, office staff.

I like a girl I doubt I'll ever stand a chance with, we talk alot but it's nothing more, plus I think she's got a thing for my best friend

>>721409868
Prolly about the same cuttoff for me.
I am in no way optimistic towards my chances. But I still hope it happens.

I feel so much apathy over the plights of the world because they are all self inflicted. We don't have any great enemies, we just have other people, and yet we're fucking each other over like it doesn't matter. I used to think that as time went on and the internet gained in popularity that more people would be able to come to this conclusion. However, after having a real job for almost 2 years, I've discovered that people don't really care that they are ass holes and the world is fucked up because of them. They just want to play the same roles and have the same conversations have the stereotypical friends have the predictable boring and unfair life. There is so much more to this that I can't put into words.

When I think about this too much, I apply it to myself. I don't see a reason for me to be alive. I don't add anything to society. There are jobs that I can do, and I do really well, but I get no satisfaction because the job itself is pointless. It's like being good at rocking in a chair or running in a mouse wheel. I get this feeling every now and then and just stop. I want to die.

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>>721407848
>>721409098
You will fall if you do that, you will become a monstet

>>721409204
I have that desire since i was 18, now 24 but will probably get a hoker (if a decent milf appears)

>>721409404
You are trash.

>>721410566
Can't blame ya, I would as well but I can't really get off to the idea at all without it being an older womans genuine attraction and at first something of forced sex. Though I mean, it's not rape if I'm into it personally :x

>>721410232
arent we all a monster in some form

>>721410141
This is some good shit.

I killed two people and a baby back in Europe because I forgot to turn the fucking gas off.

I hate my life and I want to go and drink and fight people

I mouth fucked a man. I'm bi. I want to be fucked in the ass. I met a guy on xbox, and want to fuck him. He already thinks I'm attractive.

>>721410141
spoken like a true npc

>>721411155
I'll fuck you.
I'm getting thirsty as fuck.

I've sucked a lot of dicks. A LOT.

Somehow no stds, though.

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>>721411066
So, you were a Nazi then?


I just want a nice lovely wife that will love and respect me faithfully.

>>721411155
I also sucked a guy's dick.

I can't do anything right.
Not even shitposting.

>>721411234
Which state?

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Please read my webcomic about a fag with no hands

>>721411386
Colorado.
10/1 no where near me tho.
They never are.

>>721411472
Can't, don't have a ride. Would if I could though.

>>721411409
A truly moving story, I am in awe.

>>721410918
My best friend was a hitman for one of the cartels and he's different, he is the same but sometimes when we used to smoke meth he would go crazy hearin shadows and shit, he also started to hear and see them without being high, but still you are a faggot, cunt, loser, kys, <edgy bs>

>>721411554
I'm confused, do you happen to be in state, just no car

>>721411650
No, probably should have clarified out of state. Go luck finding someone to fuck though.

>>721411777
It's much more difficult that I would have thought.
And my job doesn't help.

I'm 23 and a Virgin roast me!

>>721411830
Why, what's up?

>>721407673
Was it accidental nudes? Or is it full on "I'm horny" type of nudes? If it was meant for you I'd totes send the dick pic, but I'd just be mindful of how it could influence family life.
Also, I know it's fucked for a /b/ro to ask another for pics of their mom, but pics? If you feel the need to censor it I get that.

>>721411632
Here's the link handsome ;)))))
https://tapastic.com/episode/556011

>>721411899
Cunt

I find no joy in life anymore, food is tasteless, music is boring, movies are meaningless, relationships are overrated, video games are so empty...

I fucking hate life, I did what everybody told me, go to college, get a scholarship, get a good job, get a nice apartment, get some "friends". I keep feeling like there is nothing worth living for. But I'm still here just I'm cruise control.

My DnD game is happening in something like the Matrix, but with magic!

>>721411981
Do drugs.

>>721403634
i murdered a puppy when i was young.

>>721411981
ever consider an extreme radical action?

>>721411955
*Screams in Joy that I can witness more of the armless faggot*

>>721412055
Any recommendation?

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>>721411926
It wasn't accidental but it wasn't horny.
She was showing me the swing she bought for her and my dad. We talked about it for a bit.
And another pic for a stupid reason.
It's an odd situation.
And I don't mind posting too much.

>>721411066
you are human trash faggot

>>721412160
I tried once, but made a promise to my dad, and tbh he is the one thing keeping me alive

>>721411923
Just no time.
I'm army and deal with bullshit everyday.
When I'm done for the day, I have personal shit I usually need to do, and then I just want to sleep.
The weekends are the only real free time I get, and it's never really enough time.

>>721412191
post em all.

>ask her to send more

that isn't so hard is it?

>>721411981
you ever think about meds?

>>721412183
If you want to just chill, and be happy do weed. If you want to feel invisible, do cocaine, if you don't care about addiction, do heroin. Be careful with heroin, because you can die with your first try.

I want to play RE: VII tommorow but my dad forcing me to go to chruch.. by the time i get to the damn thing it'll be like 5:00pm cause he take to long after church over and hang around too long and mingle with peopl efuck.

Being poly/non-monogamous sucks because it limits your dating pool.

>>721411358
Its chill time I'm smoking a joint and drinking redbull, the are in fags are in rest mode
2:28am

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>>721412336
I only have two.
And I can't just ask for more.
Like I said it's a weird predicament.

>>721412456
I dont understand - can you explain why you can't ask for more?

why was she showing you a sex swing?

>>721412314
>
your mistaking me for a "KYS" edgefag

im asking if you have ever considered doing something truly horrifying to put your self on the map of mankinds history

>>721412456
what happened between part1 and part10? or is that just how your stupid computer increments.

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>>721412456
damn son, your mom is trashy as fuck

>>721412456

"Mom, one of my friends was thinking of getting a flower tattoo, and I tried describing yours, but I can't remember it right. Can you send me a pic?"

>>721412322
Sounds bad man.

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>>721412191
Damn, I don't blame you, she's pretty smokin'. That's kinda weird but oddly hot to me I guess considering I've never seen someone willing to send something so... Erotic, I suppose? Certainly an odd situation. I mean, generally I suppose you've just gotta be careful here and score those cards right if you're gonna get in her pants.

I broke up with my gf bc she cheated on me with her ex. I feel so cucked and useless, but at least I know she regrets it too

>>721412554
Nah I'm not that dumb to become another 4chan meme.

>>721412512
I forget why we got on the topic of the swing but she was really excited for it. Talked about how to give her head more support.

And if I ask for nudes, it basically me saying I want to fuck, and I'm not confidant enough for that.

>>721412556
It was the retarded way I named it. It's an edited copy without the face and I just stuck a 0 at the end.

>>721412456
lol your mom has a tramp stamp

Why did it post Furry porn in my reply lmao??

I think Donald Trump is doing surprisingly well his first week in office. All the outrage is fake.

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Everytime I'm with my family or something or having a good time I know one day they will die then I have to go though the pain I really hope they see me die first I rather die to see the people I love die first I really wish there was more to living then to just die off like what out in space what at the end of space I heard study that space is never ends I don't believe that there always have to be end right I don't know I'm probably retarded

>>721412843
She's a slut.
Her and my dad go to clubs and pick up chicks.

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I write poetry. I don't mean to sound like that edgy school shooter kid, but it's just about me feeling like I'm not in control.

Pretty sure she's a special kind of evil, but she's so hot.

>>721412901
Plus my spelling bad forgive me

>>721412760
how did you get nudes then? she sent them accidentally?

you don't have to fuck, and you probably wont.. but nothing wrong with letter her know that you find her hot, and ask her to send you more.

>>721412627
That's why those I have hooked up with were through 4chan or another internet thing. Quick and easy, but not reliable.

I have a double date Thursday with a girl I've never met, and another couple (my good friend and her cardboard personality boyfriend) and this is my first date in a year since I broke up with my serious gf. I am nervous as fuck.

>>721412892
As much as I wish you were, you're not.

He's looking completely lost.

>>721412951
you aren't. none of us are. That is why god is such a popular thing. People like to think that shit has a purpose, etc.

Which is fine - you do what you gotta do to get through the day.

If you aren't feeling happy AT ALL about things, I'd seriously think about meds - something might be off chemically.

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>>721412191
"I'll get naked and demo my fuckswing for my son! He'll understand it was for demoing purposes!"

>>721413012
Shit as long as you're having sex.

>>721407304
You're a really shitty person.

>>721413010
I've said. It was the purpose of showing me the swing.
I have told her she has a hot body. But just straight saying I want to see more of you naked is bit much for me. Worried about ruining the relationship. We talk to each other about everything and I don't want that to stop.

>>721413053
You'll do fine

In middle school I met a guy on cLear. He picked me up that night to suck my duck. He put me in the back seat and I took off my pants entirely.when he suggested ked my dock it was the first time anyone had ever touched it. He the started to lick my butthole. He said he just wanted to rub his dock on, no penetration.after a minute of that he forced it in with lube he put on me without me noticing. The older man I had just met came in my ass while staring me in the eye.

>>721403634
I really wish i could kill my sociopathic 2 faced hypocritical spineless piece of shit of brother for all the fucking bullshit he's made go through(and still have to deal with) and thanks to my dad for that(glad he is dead cause i would've also wanted to kill him too cause he's the one that started it all)

There's also this psychopathic 2 faced fuckface who is basically continuing what my father and brother started that i wish i could kill too cause he has really fucked up my life real bad

Words can't describe how much rage i have to control daily and it's slowly starting to make me insane because I'm constantly being harassed and stalked

This is fucking hell

>>721413089
I thought about getting help, but I don't know if I really care to. I feel better not caring, than knowing someone can hurt me.

>>721413126
That's the issue.
It's very rare. Like once every few months.
That's why I try for everything I can get.
I'm not even really ugly, but shit never seems to work out.

>>721413210
dude cmon. look, she could have shown you her fuck swing without her naked in it.

she is deliberately doing that.

asking to see more is NOT a big deal - and she can always say no.

It won't ruin anything. That is how adults do things - if you want something, ask. If they say no - its ok.

dude trust me on this.

I mean who knows, maybe they have some swinger friend who thinks you are hot - you don't know what she is thinking.

shit maybe she's worried you are gay.

I dont know! but I know its fucked up for a mom and son to talk about the sex swing she just bought.

My mom used to do that shit to me all the time. Eventually I just asked her if she wanted to fuck - she said "no" and it didn't ruin anything.

>>721413210
Don't ask to see her naked then.
Make excuses to see her naked.

Inquire about her tattoos or ask her how big her boobs are. Sounds like you guys are pretty open, just be like, "Hey mom, how big are they?"

Ask her how the sex swing worked for her.

Just make her comfortable expressing her body with you, and the rest will come more naturally.

>>721413123
That's pretty much what it was.
She sent me one before hand in clothes, but said there was a better pic but it's nude, and I kinda coerced her into sending it.

>>721413321
oh man - it is SO much better on the other side.

-pain is normal
-learn some tools to deal with emotional pain
-get on meds if necessary
-life is 10000000x better for me now

>>721412701
Her feeling of regret is nowhere near how you feel for what happened. I know that's not what you want to hear, but we are anon and the truth is she really doesn't give a fuck man. Just get back on the horse, brother.

>>721413358
You should probably just check out a site where you just fuck. Something like fuckbook. You'd probably find people easily there.

>>721412456
this was on 4chan the other day.

did you post this before, or is this fake?

>>721413441
And this is why I post here.
Makes me feel better about doing certain things.
I am actually bi, she's the only person I've ever told.

>>721413446
Issue is I already know most of that stuff. She's a DD, forget the number, used to be FF.
We talk about alot of stuff mom and sons normally shouldn't.

I vape.

>>721412183
Not him, but read your posts.
Hallucinogenics, or smoke some weed man. Just a little, if you don't smoke often you'll get paranoid if you get too high. Hit it once, put it down, wait, rinse and repeat until desired effects. Hallucinogenics are basically "prepare for shitstorm" Just remember you took the ticket, you got on the train, now enjoy the ride. Over everything else DO YOUR RESEARCH, it'll help with nerves and stuff if you understand what it is and does.

>>721413710
I posted before.
Every time I do, I get a little closer to doing something.

>>721413503
If I'm going on anything, it has to be weed.

Holy fuck I need to focus

>>721413746
Are you sexually active/does she know you are?
If she doesn't know, pretend your new and ask for advice.

How do I play with breasts?
How do I give a good blowjob?

>>721413815
Keep posting man.

>>721413815
Don't straight ask her to fuck then
But you already seem to have a very open relationship. That's fine, as long as it's healthy and there is a level of respect and understanding.

Attraction to family members is taboo because we make it taboo.

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>>721413923
I am and she knows.
Like I said, we talk about everything.
I've got some plans for when I get back home in a few months. Just gotta figure out more nudes.

>>721413950
I'm outta nudes tho.

i fear going back to school to being the antisocial fuck ivee always been, even though i really feel, want and push myself to be more charismatic and cheery, people eventually find out i get to be boring or awkward as shit and leave me

>>721414082
There was actually a study about this, and they did a thing with smells.
Way back when, when you might not know if you're related to someone, they're smell was supposed to be repelling to you.
I guess I got wired wrong, cause I think my mom smells nice.

>>721412191
damn, your moms pretty alright anon

>>721413923
Fuck with the nipples. Doesn't matter what you're doing, as long as you're not doing it too hard.

Learn to deep throat. Use lots of tongue. At least these two things work for me anyways.

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>>721412728
You might still be misunderstanding. I'm not that other anon but making a big change in you life can help rip you out of your routine. Stop watching tv for a week or start exercising every morning or set aside 1 hr a day to read books. Perspective is everything and making a change in your routine can give perspective.

>>721414306
He was giving those as examples I could use.

>>721414137
Then just start doing something. Fuck man, just do it. There are some things you think about doing before you do it. Then, there are things you do without thinking.

>>721412728
>>721414345
i still dont think you understand. why havent you simply changed you? get rid of a safety net, pick up a habit, kill someone, have a wierd fetish mistress. etc

>>721414356
Oh, I'm a fucking idiot.

>>721414462
I'm pretty sure this is one of those things you think about.

>>721414137
Could try texting her all, "I can't wait to grab your ass again."

And then be like, "Oh, nooo..! I must have accidentally sent you this text message from my cellular phone, when I intended to send it to some one else!"

See how she responds to it

>>721414655
It's just going to get over-complicated.

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I'm proud of this shitty drawing and I wish someone would give me praise for it

>>721415050
godly artwork detected

My boyfriend won't fuck me enough, and I'm going crazy.

>>721415050
"good" "drawing"

>>721415233
"thanks"

>>721414887
>>721414587
>>721414462
>>721414306
>>721413950
>>721413882
>>721413566
>>721413321
>>721413126
>>721412951
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>>721411923
>>721411777
>>721411554
>>721411386
>>721411268
>>721411155

These are all me.

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>>721415050
Nice.
I drew a dog too.

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>>721415136
some actual godly "artwork"

i thought being a chef would be fun its not fun fuck

>>721415319
Heh.
Dude I was intending to fuck is also encouraging me to fuck my mom.
Actually gave me a good chuckle.

>>721415449
Kek

>>721415166
My girlfriend won't fuck me enough, and same.

Good relationship, but... I have a libido. She has a very Catholic upbringing, and is willing to start, but then completely shuts down part way through out of guilt, so we've kinda just stopped...

I'm going fucking crazy.

>>721415166
>>721415633
high* libido

>>721411254
Kek'd

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>>721412901
These are very existential questions, a lot of people have them. The unique thing about humans is that we know we and our loved-ones are going to die. How do we find happiness with the impending doom? Well here's how I do it:

Accept that some things aren't in your control. Like really accept it, everyone is going to die. And that's ok.
And accept that some things ARE in your control. Those are the things to focus on. Those are the things that will bring you fulfillment.
Finally, realize you can be happy while you are trying to achieve goals. In every moment there is something to be thankful for.

>>721415633
That sucks. I'm Catholic myself so I get that, but lucky for me I'm a bad Catholic.
With my guy it's weird. Like he says he wants to, but he always ends up tired or doesn't have time or something.
And I have really high libido as well. At this point I'm just in a constant state of horniness which is awkward. I don't think it's a problem most chicks have.

>>721415425
accurate

You once asked why my dick tasted weird. It was because I had fucked your cousin before I came over, basically I had u vomit incest by having u swallow your cousins pussy juice left on my cock. And I was very turned on by the thought of that

>>721416061
Thank for this anon

Gonna fuck this much younger guy soon. So pumped. Iv never been so horny in my life.

>>721417274
<3