I was recently in a head on car crash that has left some lingering pain, much of it is in my torso when I cough, sneeze or laugh. I read this all the way through and I feel like I'm dying.
Give it five minutes and you'll want to finish the whole thing. I promise.
Well somebody told me
You had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of Crab's Rear.
Yea I was referring to that exact image, I can see you have poor reading skills so I'll explain it to you like your English teacher did before holding you back a grade.
>He looks like the dude who was voted most likely to wiggle his fingers and say "don't mind if I do" upon sight of donuts.
>the dude who was
>the one specific dude
no matter where you are, even if you can't see me, i'm always with you my lori
also if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tongiht