ITT: Describe your penis with sponge bob quotes I'll start:

>>721370747
"I'm ugly and I'm proud!"

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"I can deny it no longer....I am small."

"I'm Dirty Dan."

>>721370747
The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time.

NO

PICKLE

BIG MEATY CLAWS!

"Are you feeling it?"

Only blow if there's trouble. Or there'll be trouble.

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"This isn't your average every day darkness. This is advance darkness"

"I SAID, "FIRMLY GRASP IT!""

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>>721370747
"Its big.. scary. and pink!"

"it's a giraffe"

"24"

Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells... smelly

>>721370747
Are ya ready kids?

Are you ready kids?

>>721370747
"plan z"

>>721372911


KEKD!

>>721370747
"The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!, and it's in great shape"

>>721370747
"I'm Squiddward! I'm Squiddward!"

MY LEG

>>721370747
vieja confiable

>>72137336 top kik

"The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the..."

It's barnacle MAN!

You're gonna miss the panty raid

Bold and brash

“hey Sandy!“

Don't worry Captain, we'll buff out those scratches.

"Its Big....Scary...and Pink!"

>>721373762
More like belongs in the trash

The salty spittoon

'Can I be excused for the rest of my life'

Is mayonnaise an instrument

Absorbant and yellow and porous is he

>>721372911

Kek'd and check'd

Are you feeling it now mr.crabs?

He's dirty Dan!

my hairy palm nigger

The pioneers used to drive these babies for miles!

>>721374084
Jesus Christ!

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Indoors.

Finland!

its the Alaskan bullworm

Perfect entry! And toasted almonds, that's unexpected

>>721370747
As my girlfriend said when I showed her the thread title:

"I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it... I NEEEEED IT!"

>>721370747
"A five letter word for happiness"

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>>721371668

Who you calling pinhead?

>>721370747
"firmly grasp it"

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no this is patrick

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>>721375198
underrated as fuck

"Its normal sized and fully functional"

>>721370747
"Be assertive, not INSERTIVE!"

smitty werbenjagermanjensen. He was number 1.

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did you miss me?

He was number 1

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>>721375198
Fucking kek

>>721381133
Funny muffler

"Hey miss, is your mother home"

>>721376312
>>721381061
i don't get it

>>721381761
It's from spongebob

>>721381761
When Mr. Krabbs is doing a crossword puzzle and every answer is "money"

>>721381133
"Boo-boo keys"

"He must've been number one!"

"I've got glass bones and paper skin"

"are you feeling it now, mr krabs?"

>>721370747
"goofy goober"

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>>721370747
"hey mr crabs"

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*Gasp*
White stuff...

"Now that we're men"

Weenie Hut Jr.

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>>721383708

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The Salty Spitoon

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MY EYES!

>>721370747
25

>>721370747
I DON'T NEED IT

ripped my pants

>>721370747
Where's the leak ma'am

Let's push it somewhere else!

>>721383155
Snake eyes

>>721370747
"EXTREME!"

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>>721384287

"eeeeeeeels"

YAY VERILY

"long, tan, handsome"

Well, back to the old grind!

My wallets

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Unrelated

I can't see my forehead

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he's beating up squidward!

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Sometimes I like to wear this sock over me ghostly tail.

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"Where's the leak ma'am?"

maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb

You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night, go ahead, guess!

"Remember, licking door knobs is illigal on other plantes."

If you believe in yourself, and with a tiiiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.

I smell a smelly smell

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Beepbeep

1% evil, 99% hot gas

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>>721373583
THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!!

Dolphin noises

COCKABOOBALA

We're not talking about this
>or this
>or thiiis
We're talking about TTHHIIIISSSS

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Leedleleedleleedlelee

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Top Funny

I married a sea bear

Bring me the formuoli

"It's a seven mile spanking machine!"

"I love the young people. "

*falling down side of cliff* *explosion*

Excuse me sir, you're sitting on my body, which is also my face

"Did someone order 20 cases of RIPPED PANTS?"

>>721387724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex9Dpg901I8

"Great, NOW LET HIM HAVE IT."
"You can have it."

"Long, Tan, And Handsome"

OH YEEEAH, MR KRABS!

>>721370747
It's set at M for mini, when it should be set at W for wumbo!

"If I was the mom, this would kind of shocking."

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>>721387933

Don't worry, he'll find love one day...
like this pickle!

Put that thing away! There are children here!

"Sorry you had to see that Gary."

"Where's Wormy?"

>>721373863
Kek'd

>>721387867
Ha

GIANT PILES OF BUBBLE GUM?
Oh, what next?

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Why

>>721370747
Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you in therapy.

Oh wait, that's what the girl said after the surprise gangbang

>>721370865
"You're not ugly, your breath just stinks."

>>721388434
kek'd

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>>721388699

"Did you see my underwear?"
"No, Patrick."
"Did you want to?"

And the walls will ooze green slime?!

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Would anyone else like to enter the fly of dispair?

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>>721371329
god bless you anon

OH BOY THREE A. M.

>>721375198
u win

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"Thats a paper clip, and a piece of string."

>>721370747
"Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, having a wonderful time."

>>721389700
Kek

>>721372742
lol

Next bus to bikini bottom

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"And they're using....
Actors."

"its third grade spongebob"

Spongebob is gay and anyone who watched it before is an autistic manchild

>>721390147
lol nice dude, got em

>>721372911
i was waiting

>>721375172
>my girlfriend
>autistic works of fiction and falsehood