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ITT: Describe your penis with sponge bob quotes I'll start:

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT: Describe your penis with sponge bob quotes

I'll start: "o'l reliable"
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>>721370747
"I'm ugly and I'm proud!"
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"I can deny it no longer....I am small."
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"I'm Dirty Dan."
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>>721370747
The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time.
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NO

PICKLE
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BIG MEATY CLAWS!
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"Are you feeling it?"
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Only blow if there's trouble. Or there'll be trouble.
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"This isn't your average every day darkness. This is advance darkness"
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"I SAID, "FIRMLY GRASP IT!""
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>>721370747
"Its big.. scary. and pink!"
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"it's a giraffe"
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"24"
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Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells... smelly
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>>721370747
Are ya ready kids?
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Are you ready kids?
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>>721370747
"plan z"
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>>721372911


KEKD!
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>>721370747
"The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!, and it's in great shape"
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>>721370747
"I'm Squiddward! I'm Squiddward!"
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MY LEG
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>>721370747
vieja confiable
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>>72137336 top kik
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"The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the..."
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It's barnacle MAN!
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You're gonna miss the panty raid
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Bold and brash
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“hey Sandy!“
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Don't worry Captain, we'll buff out those scratches.
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"Its Big....Scary...and Pink!"
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>>721373762
More like belongs in the trash
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The salty spittoon
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'Can I be excused for the rest of my life'
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Is mayonnaise an instrument
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Absorbant and yellow and porous is he
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>>721372911

Kek'd and check'd
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Are you feeling it now mr.crabs?
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He's dirty Dan!
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my hairy palm nigger
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The pioneers used to drive these babies for miles!
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>>721374084
Jesus Christ!
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Indoors.
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Finland!
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its the Alaskan bullworm
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Perfect entry! And toasted almonds, that's unexpected
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>>721370747
As my girlfriend said when I showed her the thread title:

"I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it... I NEEEEED IT!"
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>>721370747
"A five letter word for happiness"
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>>721371668

Who you calling pinhead?
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>>721370747
"firmly grasp it"
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no this is patrick
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>>721375198
underrated as fuck
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"Its normal sized and fully functional"
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>>721370747
"Be assertive, not INSERTIVE!"
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smitty werbenjagermanjensen. He was number 1.
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did you miss me?
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He was number 1
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>>721375198
Fucking kek
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>>721381133
Funny muffler
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"Hey miss, is your mother home"
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>>721376312
>>721381061
i don't get it
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>>721381761
It's from spongebob
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>>721381761
When Mr. Krabbs is doing a crossword puzzle and every answer is "money"
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>>721381133
"Boo-boo keys"
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"He must've been number one!"

"I've got glass bones and paper skin"
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"are you feeling it now, mr krabs?"
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>>721370747
"goofy goober"
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>>721370747
"hey mr crabs"
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*Gasp*
White stuff...
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"Now that we're men"
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Weenie Hut Jr.
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>>721383708
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The Salty Spitoon
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MY EYES!
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>>721370747
25
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>>721370747
I DON'T NEED IT
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ripped my pants
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>>721370747
Where's the leak ma'am
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Let's push it somewhere else!
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>>721383155
Snake eyes
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>>721370747
"EXTREME!"
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>>721384287
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"eeeeeeeels"
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YAY VERILY
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"long, tan, handsome"
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Well, back to the old grind!
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My wallets
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Unrelated
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I can't see my forehead
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he's beating up squidward!
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Sometimes I like to wear this sock over me ghostly tail.
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"Where's the leak ma'am?"
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maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb
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You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night, go ahead, guess!
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"Remember, licking door knobs is illigal on other plantes."
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If you believe in yourself, and with a tiiiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.
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I smell a smelly smell
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Beepbeep
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1% evil, 99% hot gas
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>>721373583
THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!!
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Dolphin noises
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COCKABOOBALA
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We're not talking about this
>or this
>or thiiis
We're talking about TTHHIIIISSSS
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Leedleleedleleedlelee
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Top Funny
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I married a sea bear
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Bring me the formuoli
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"It's a seven mile spanking machine!"
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"I love the young people. "
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*falling down side of cliff* *explosion*
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Excuse me sir, you're sitting on my body, which is also my face
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"Did someone order 20 cases of RIPPED PANTS?"
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>>721387724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex9Dpg901I8
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"Great, NOW LET HIM HAVE IT."
"You can have it."
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"Long, Tan, And Handsome"
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OH YEEEAH, MR KRABS!
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>>721370747
It's set at M for mini, when it should be set at W for wumbo!
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"If I was the mom, this would kind of shocking."
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>>721387933
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Don't worry, he'll find love one day...
like this pickle!
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Put that thing away! There are children here!
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"Sorry you had to see that Gary."
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"Where's Wormy?"
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>>721373863
Kek'd
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>>721387867
Ha
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GIANT PILES OF BUBBLE GUM?
Oh, what next?
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Why
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>>721370747
Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you in therapy.

Oh wait, that's what the girl said after the surprise gangbang
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>>721370865
"You're not ugly, your breath just stinks."
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>>721388434
kek'd
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>>721388699
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"Did you see my underwear?"
"No, Patrick."
"Did you want to?"
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And the walls will ooze green slime?!
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Would anyone else like to enter the fly of dispair?
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>>721371329
god bless you anon
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OH BOY THREE A. M.
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>>721375198
u win
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"Thats a paper clip, and a piece of string."
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>>721370747
"Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, having a wonderful time."
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>>721389700
Kek
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>>721372742
lol
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Next bus to bikini bottom
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"And they're using....
Actors."
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"its third grade spongebob"
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Spongebob is gay and anyone who watched it before is an autistic manchild
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>>721390147
lol nice dude, got em
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>>721372911
i was waiting
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>>721375172
>my girlfriend
>autistic works of fiction and falsehood
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