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Ask a prison guard anything

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Ask a prison guard anything
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Do inmates really fuck eachother all the time?
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>>721366161

Not really. It happens but not as much as you think
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What does happen when you drop the soap?
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bumping for interest
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>>721365906
have you gotten raped yet or is that still a thing you are waiting for?
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Are prison shanks actually a thing?
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>>721366428

Considering the prison I work at doesn't have big communal showers, I guess you just pick it up
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>>721365906
As a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
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Do inmates fight on a regular basis
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>>721366546

Almost got taken hostage once. In that event there's a good chance I'd be raped since I'm a cute 22 year old baby faced boy in relatively good shape. Inmates make sexual advances on a regular basis
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>>721366246

Why not?
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>>721366572

Yes, bigtime. Inmates will make a shank out of anything. I've seen one make of fucking toilet paper
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>>721366617

Didn't know. Still don't. Definitely not this. This job blows ass
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>>721366679
i hope you get raped atleast once in your live, remember to douch beforehand though :)
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Do you work at ADX Florence?
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>>721365906
Do you use proactive to prevent prisoner breakouts?
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Do you find toilet wine often ?
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>>721365906

Do you believe that locking these people away from the worl makes them better or worse? Is it simply a punishment?

If you could make any changes to the "correction" system, what would they be?
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>>721365906
Do you have Muslims separate from the other inmates nowadays or it's just a mix?
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>>721366650
Yes
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>>721366696

Look up PREA
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>>721366802

I mean, ok
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>>721366873

Not even close
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>>721366929

Mostly during the holiday season, and they don't usually use their toilets to make it anymore. The usually use two liter bottles since they can buy them in the inmate store
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>>721366994

It's a mix. Unless they ask to be separated
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>>721366942

People usually come out ready to commit more crimes. Our system doesn't work.

One change would be to decriminalize drug possession and have other insignificant crimes carry significantly shorter sentences
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Would you ever smuggle shit in for prisoners in exchange for money?
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>>721367592

No. A guy I work with just got caught smuggling in meth and cell phones. He's gonna do at least 20 years.

He did it for $1000. What a fucking waste of your life
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bamp
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Have you watched someone rape another person?
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>>721367444
trips of truth.

I study criminal justice and corrections. between the 19th and 20th centuries we tried a lot of different things but we didn't have the money or science to support it.

Now we've effectively given up and just throw people away into a terrible existence and say it makes them better
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What would you do if the trump went to prison and you were guarding him
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Supposing you got sentenced to prison and the inmates didn't know you had been a guard previously. Could you make it?
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Are you racist? Were you before you took this job?
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>>721367782
I've seen it once. I think it was probably consensual though
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>>721365906

Which gang I should join if I get convicted?
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>>721367879

More details.
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>>721367790

It's a fucked system man. There's no clear solution
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>>721367840

Definitely not in general population. Due to my previous status as a guard I'd automatically be put in protective custody
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>>721367874

No, and no
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>>721367920

Don't join a gang. If you're flagged as a gang member you'll get sent to a shitty dangerous prison full of gang members. We try to keep them separated from non gang members to control recruiting
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>>721365906
What country you from?
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>>721368138

So its not like in OZ?
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>>721367925

Walked by a cell, dude was fucking his cell mate in the ass. I yelled "what the fuck" and they stopped. Both were sent to different prisons
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>>721368196

USA
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>>721368230

Never seen Oz
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>>721367944

the rehabilitative model used to award good behavior with mile stones leading to parole/releasewith no fixed sentences. If you were a decent person and not a career criminal, you could be out with less than 1/3 time served.

seems plausible today, but the general public just has such an aversion to crime. Criminals cease to be humans.
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>>721367810

Kek, I'd make his life miserable
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>>721368319

Honestly I just wish people wouldn't commit crimes lol
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let's keep this shit bampd
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what time is it?
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>>721368534

Almost time for me to go to work, unfortunately.

Luckily I'm in a tower tonight, so I don't have to do shit or deal with anyone. Just sit on my ass and play with the guns. Maybe get a couple quickscopes in at yard time
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>>721365906
Sup man. I'm a Corrections Officer in a State Jail, a good sized one in the south, I love my job (besides getting called racist shit all damn day. I'm black) What kinda gear you guys get in terms of "compliance tools"? How many people would you guess you have in population, describe your first fight, I KNOW you have because I have, any death's or suicides? I have some for each.
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>>721366743
This. People have NO idea the ingenuity these fuckers have when all they got is time to plot, plan, watch and wait. Black C/O again here, I meant to ask if you've ever been caught up in an inmate game?
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>>721368417

well we keep making more and more riduculous laws.

legislating morality doesn't make moral people, it makes criminals.

natural law addresses the big ones. murder, assault, theft, rape. Real victimizing crimes.

people will always commit crime because people aren't perfect...but if we're going to say people did something wrong based on our societal values, we need to correct the behavior...not lock them up like a stray dog..
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>>721368735

I work in a state prison complex in the Northwest with a population of roughly 3000.

We get OC and cuffs. For cell extractions we can use EID or vapor OC. If shit gets serious we have less lethal shotgun rounds and stun grenades and for deadly force we have 9mm, 12 gauge, and ar15s.

I worked in a mental health facility for a long time, so yeah I've seen alot of suicides and self harm. One time had a guy slit his own throat in front of me. Got blood all over my uniform. That one's stuck with me.

First fight was a 4 man brawl in the dayroom of my unit. I just started spraying lol
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>>721368924

Not to my knowledge. I do know that several inmates want to rape me, and they found realistic drawings of me in compromising positions going around. Never thought I'd have to deal with that shit
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>>721368873
Thanks for the bump friend
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Why dont you shoot niggers??
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>>721365906
I heard about this and how prisoners protected a female memeber of staff. Would they get rewarded or something like a gold star for this?
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How did you get your job?

What do they look for when hiring? You're close to my age and this is something I've thought of doing. What's the pay?
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>>721369594

I like being on the right side of the bars.

And if I was gonna go postal and start blasting people I'd go after the pedos.
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Why do you befriend niggers?
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>>721369600

Possibly. They'd definitely be treated better by staff. That's probably as far as it would go
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>>721369698
Theres nothing wrong in killing a nigger. After all they are criminals.
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have you seen a lot of chomo's getting killed in there?
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>>721369213
Damn, sorry about you having to deal with Shit like that, that's the job man. We had a kiddie diddler here a few years back that had hanged himself, waited till right after a walk through to string himself up, it was just after his court date and sentencing, and we even had him on watch, but he still got it done, he braided up a paper gown, strungnit up and basically snapped his shit. Also I have gotten peed on by a nasty bitch who tried and failed to hang herself, caught her just in time and I picked her up by her legs, she let loose all over me, and my god was it foul.
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>>721369850
You should have killed the bitch.
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>>721369607

I know a guy who worked here before I started. He told me about the pay and I applied.

My facility is strapped for staff. They'll take anyone who can at least pretend to be mentally competent and pass a psych eval. I take home about $3k a month, after taxes, without doing overtime. I have medical, dental, vision, life insurance, and retirement.

It's not for everyone. Honestly I kind of hate it but can't say no to the money.
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>>721369847

They are usually targeted unless put with their own kind
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Why you faggots help criminals? You should simply beat them and kill them
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>>721369213
Oh, and I hate how some facilities give C/O's batons but then you and I can't get them, it's bullshit, all we have is spray and cuffs too, but I have Sap gloves I carry with me at all times, just a little something extra in case I get in a bad way.
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>>721369850

Gross man. I got piss thrown on my face not too long ago. Luckily I wear glasses
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>>721369971
Jesus, I need to get on board.
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>>721370079
den u'd be ded
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>>721369826
>>721369722
>>721370079

You guys should apply
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Just let those niggers starving to death
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>>721370114

There's talk of us getting tasers at some point. But I'd fucking love being able to carry a baton
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>>721370212
Gtfo nigger.
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>>721369960
No, man. That's not the way I am, or want to be. I'm actually one of the nicest guys at my jail, even some of the white supremacist dudes like me, I treat folks like folks, she was just repugnant on all accords, that's not worth her death.
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>>721370227

Most inmates are white.

It's time to stop posting
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Why dont you arm the political prisioners, and let them wipe out apes, jews, gooks and other kind of shit ??
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>>721370330

This. Treating inmates like actual human beings works wonders. It will make your job easier.

I've done shit that would have landed me in prison. The only difference is I didn't get caught. We're all human beings.
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>>721370135
*Black C/O here*
Fuck, see for that I'd have to take him to a place without cameras and have a talk with him. Hell I got thrown up on, on purpose mind you, the day after New Years. Since he resisted, he got a little extra mustard, you know?
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isent it hard to control such a large amounght of people that have nothing better to do all day then work out and play on how to murder you?
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>>721370560

Yeah. The guy who threw on me has a few less teeth now. It was all caught on camera but I got out clean because he appeared to be fighting, even though he was really just kind of flailing his arms. Feels good man
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>>721370311
Dude, our Sheriff has teased that idea for a bit now, but I know he'll never do it due to the lawsuits that inevitably come from it. CYA is always the golden rule.
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>>721370549
Niggers aint. Also you deserve to die you criminal scum.
>>721370391
Nope. And you stupid fuck never went to a jail. Fucking nigger lover
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>>721370660

95% of inmates just want to have a quiet, peaceful time in prison and do their time without incident
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>>721370733

No really, it's time to stop posting

/pol/ is that way ---->
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>>721370746
They are animals, how could you say that dis-info??
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>>721370549
Exactly. Man these other idiots on in this thread don't know anything.
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>>721370707

Yeah, same here. I doubt the state would approve it
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>>721370882
Stfu you flower
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Is tipping up and doing other crimes for other prisoners a major problem? And if you go to ADX Florence is that game over for the leaders?
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>>721370859

Most of what you know about prison and criminals in general isn't true. Rather than staying ignorant you should make an effort to learn the facts
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>>721370859
Because that's exactly how it is. I take it you're either shitposting or never worked a day in your life inside a Corrections Facility, either way you're making an ass of yourself.
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How do they have acess to drugs, internet, and other kind of shit??
Looks like you fucking idiots are corrupt and you love niggers. You should die, honestly.
Fucking scum.
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>>721371001

Stay mad
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>>721371189

Why are you so angry? Who hurt you?
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>>721371183
Stop defending those pieces of shit. I did worked in a jail. Fun times beating scum and corrupt fucktards like you.
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>>721371285
a nigger and CO
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>>721371189

I gotta admit, I do love niggers. All people, really.

Stay butthurt
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>>721371285
Ignore it, you don't water gremlins, you don't feed trolls.
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>>721371285
Some nigger teeth hurt my fist and broke my batton
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>>721371421

LOL do we really have an offender in here right now? Sorry you had a bad experience if you're really telling the truth
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>>721371285
he buttfucked my face, and the CO I think was one of them samoan fuckers, his cum tasted like lake trout. very odd
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>>721371538
That wasnt me you stupid delusional jew
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have you ever stopped an escape?
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>>721371567
Very funny nigger lover.
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>>721371384
Don't believe you for half a second, because if you "beat" the I/Ms you'd be hit with litigations and a
Federal prisoner within a year. Inmates have more rights than Corrections
Officers. Or did you miss that part at Inservice?
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>>721371633
he say like that yung nigger tricky, mang fuck the judge and CO fuck the DA and PO fuck the family of the victim, witness them snitching ass hoes, nigger
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>>721371633

I'm so sorry you had a bad experience in prison. Stay on the straight path, friend
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>>721371692
Yes. I told the apes to get down. I even executed some of them.
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>>721371710
im drippin on'em nigger how you love that
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>>721371692

Not yet.
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>>721365906
Thoughts on niggers?
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>>721371858
big peckers too nigger
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>>721371858

They're people. Unpopular opinion I know
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>>721371926
did you ever smell one? the fuck is that afro sheen or some shit, my nigger?
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>>721371753
I am the law. Ims are just a bunch of animals who deserved it. And yes i also beated some corrupted faggots.
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>>721371926
Way to sidestep the question, you pussy.
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>>721371926
Guess what, they arent.
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>>721371974
Yeah man. Beated. Gotcha.
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>>721365906
do you hate niggers?
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>>721371974
was they cock big or nah doe?
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>>721372031
He did answer it.
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>>721372106
did you ever fart out cum?
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OP has to go to work now. Have fun everyone
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>>721372070
Beaten. I will get your ass as well nigger lover
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>>721372086
Yes i do
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>>721372059
how do you know? youre a nigger expert or some shit?
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>>721372059
nigger whats your education?
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>>721372223
Break a nigger head like i did and see for yourself
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>>721372169
I don't believe you. Make me believe.
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>>721372157
go crack some fucking heads, you crazy spic ya
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>>721365906
What do you work as?
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>>721372290
My baton will do it you delusional faggot
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>>721365906

What should a young man know when going to prison for the first time? What kind of survival tips can you give him?
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>>721372283
any pics or vid my nigger?
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>>721372363
Ok. Hit me.
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>>721372372
suck a lot of cock, always swallow the cum
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>>721372372
Avoid niggers.
Also if youre going to jail its because you deserved it, so choke on a nigger dick.
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>>721372416
how? where can we meet up at?
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have you ever had some inmade you hated and made hes time Horrible?
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>>721372397
Im not your nigger and im not a nigger you fucking friendly gook
>>721372416
I will
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>>721372537
some inmade..nah, you illiterate nigger?
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>>721372607
pussaass nigger, post your cock then
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>>721365906

is a female who committed a violent crime likely to get paroled as opposed to a male inmate?
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>>721372612
soo i guess op left.
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Ever saw someone innocent on jail?
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>>721372474
i did my nigger, it was the crunchies that gave you the munchies
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>>721372372
I don't know if a C/O could do so well with that kind of advise, we're on one side of the line, them the other. But from what I've observed (not OP btw), don't fucking walk in like you're the ultimate billy badass, but they can and will smell newness on you. They all watch when a new person comes in, new to incarceration period, and they all do that same thing of looking around and loooking lost, uncertain, don't be that guy. Stay to yourself if you can.
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>>721372672
no she just gets her shit eaten
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>>721372752
yeah right, fuck you
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>>721372789

Prefer real responses; this is my sister Im talking about
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>>721372694
He went to spread some love to africa
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>>721372416
I'm in Mobile, AL
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>>721372789
yeah did you ever eat fecal from nigger? ok
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>>721372870
can she poop on a plate and Fedex to me? I can pay Paypal? I want to barter if she is in, put some money on her books
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>>721372879
will you fly me out?
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>>721365906
How often do you drink semen?
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>>721372996
also I request a hormel chili no beans and talapia fish dinner as the shit source, i will pay extra for it.
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>>721367229
>>721366929
>>721365906
>>721372789
>>721372734

so they give gifts to each other?

I heard noone is actually nice in prision and you should never accept gifts, are some prisoners actually cool guys?

Like i am funny and get along with most people, would I do ok in prison?
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>>721373142
2-3 times a week, out of your moms cunt hole
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>>721373034
Sure man, I'll even pick you up from
The Airport, book you a hotel room.
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>>721373182
no you would probably suck a lot of cock and have to fold clothes
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>>721373244
thats a bet
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>>721373244
whats your email address? I aint fucking putting mine on here, just have one from work
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>>721373279
why?
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>>721373304
>>721373359
So many stupid people.
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>>721373390
I dont know the psyhcology behind, just most nice guys I did time with sucked a lot of cock and folded a lot of clothes, at least I did my first bid, then I wasnt so nice
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>>721373359
[email protected]
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>>721373523
stupid is as stupid does, wasnt that said by another mobile AL resident or nah?
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At what level of prison does stuff get sketchy?
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>>721373631
ok, better be good plane tickets, my nigger, I aint riding that welfare Jetblue again, fuck that
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>>721373708
12
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Nazi punks fuck off
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>>721373765
Like provincial, federal, max security, etc.
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>>721373631
Also what hotel will I be staying at, I want to google that fucker make sure they have a free continental breakfast
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>>721373648
Gump was from Greenbow, horrible try, man. You're pretty dumb.
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>>721373279
>>721373585
not really nice but funny and personable, also spend alot of time with scum

so funny dont help in prison? is what im asking
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Why do you think being a prison guard means you have any perspective on life that *anyone* would beinterested in? You sat on the night shift and tried not to sleep and now everyone is supposed to be interested in you insight. Get over yourself.
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>>721373825
The Doubletree.
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>>721373829
Im not a smart man, but I know niggers will try to kill you and jews will take your money
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>>721373978
Can it be a +plus?
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>>721373847
ok, well you're probably be ok then. Get a job in the kitchen if you can. Best gig
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>>721374030
No. Hell no. You wanna be put in an Econolodge instead? I'll do it, fucker.
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>>721374170
do you have a casino i could stay at? ill buy you a beer
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>>721369213
Spraying urine or diarrhea?
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>>721370733
Damn son, we all like to throw around the word nigger around here but you need to chill. You cant actually believe that blacks are natural born scum, can you?
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>>721374310
Econolodge it is, you're dead kiddo.
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>>721374440
no romanians are
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>>721374170
fuck you then bitch, we thowing at airport then
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>>721374482
cool, sent a pic of my cock too, send yours back
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>>721374525
yeah right. I aont going to prison with those niggers, asshole
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>>721374518
Well... Check fucking mate on that one
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>>721374693
thought you might like that
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>>721374440
ahhhh cooon
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>>721365906
is it something a typical introverted beta could do?
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>>721374949
You'd get eaten alive. You need to show authority over the inmates, ie: be an alpha.
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>>721374949
can you hear me? can you see me?...you can do it
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Last time I was in jail I was raped by multiple black men and my cock got hard
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>>721375090
those are the best bids
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My father served 12 years of a 15 year stint. this is a TRUE STORY. Somehow, he managed to get his wife pregnant twice sitting in his lap during vistations. She had 2 daughters from him during that time. Just sitting in his lap fucking him right in front of me. The girls are definitely his btw. spitting images of him and recently we all did dna tests due to a lost sibling adopted turning up. My Dad spread his white seed in prison and created life right in front of me. (No wonder Im on 4chan huh?)
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>>721375304
do you have a pic of your dads cock you cud post?
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>>721365906
What are some survival tips for someone who goes to prison?
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>>721375090
my cousin was raped by 8 niggers in the county jail and had to have 16 stitches in his anus. he mustve liked it because he started sucking dick without fighting after he got out of infirmary.
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>>721375474
smuggle a .556 up your ass and start iceing inggers as soon as you walk through the door
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>>721375434
just a mental one that never goes away.
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>>721375522
very hot.
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>>721375474
hide behind cover when your health is low
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>>721375604
bummer. would love to see that hog
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>>721375564
> .556
k
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>>721371108
Lurker here, don't give into the bait guardbro.
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>>721365906
When you beat up a prisoner, how are you any different from someone convicted for commiting violence?
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>>721365906
Are inmates rewarded anything for good behavior? And I don't mean freedom or a shorter sentence.
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Former C/O Here.

In just my last 2yrs of 6yrs as a C/O I had one inmate assault me (just a couple punches to the head), an inmate write a detailed journal of how he wanted to trick me into going into his cell so he could knock me out, handcuff me and kill me so he could take my uniform to escape the unit and go rape females in the medical unit. and also an inmate tried to throw me over a second tier railing after stealing my pepper spray. and I was one of the "respected" officers as far as inmates knew me. The job is horrible and i cant imagine what that hostage situation must have felt like
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>>721375801
...like sexual favors? no, that's pretty frowned on.
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>>721375785
this guy is a genius.
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>>721375819
probably feels pretty bad, man.
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>>721375819
Check out a documentary on Norway prisons. There they have 4 guards for around 500 prisoners. Also the prisoners are allowed to cook their own meals using knives. This never ever went sideways. Because live in prison is actually human. American prisons treat their prisoners like shit. How are you supposed to change people into law abiding citizens then?
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>>721375819
What's the craftiest thing you've ever seen a prisoner do? (Like flooding his cell with toilet water and wiring the cell bars to electricity , etc.)
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>>721376161
and the morale of the story is...No niggers in Norway.
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>>721376164
Easy.

An inmate smuggled in a crack rock. They couldn't fin a means of making a lighter so the Inmate took a Van Holtens Sour Pickle package (bought on commissary) and used the pickle juice to dissolve the crack rock. He then sucked the crack/pickle vinegar mixture up in a toothpaste tube and shot it into his ass to get high
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>>721373987
>Im not a smart man
you don't say?
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>>721376517
What a clever bastard. Any other crazy things like that you've seen?
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>>721376164
>>721376517
do any prisoners give each other "gifts" and make bi-racial freindships?

i heard dont accept anything from anyone

It worse being white in prison?
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>>721376539
I did say that, you fuckin idiot
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>>721376164
ITT 12 yr olds with the stupid crap they've seen in movies.
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>>721376517
van holts the shit doe
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>>721376740
no, really?
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>>721376684
I've seen a psych patient cover himself in shit , bite a chicken patty into the shape of a gun, point it at me and yell "SEND ME BACK TO SOMALIA"
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>>721376804
yeah i just lost a foot to diabetes man, fuck off
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>>721376858
what that smell like?
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>>721367115
How does this legislation work in practise?
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>>721376735
I was a C/O in Maine. Predominantly white state but we had a long of legitimate gang members from NY and Connecticut who got caught selling drugs up here. Those are the guys that are more dominant and run a housing unit. But overall race wasn't a huge issue in my facility as opposed to down south or anything like that
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more prison rape stories plz
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>>721376783
agreed
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>>721376933
...Like shit. Except if they wont let you shower them, after a few days it smells like shit mixed with dead fish
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>>721367444
Checking that shit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JNsL6c3xVo
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>>721369054
Absolutely, but that's not very profitable, now, is it?
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is the food as bad as they say?
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>>721377960
In County Jail... sometimes. I cant speak to prison though
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whats the most common form of currency besides actual cash?
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Heres a treat. This is the biggest pedophile I have ever met. He is a former school teacher and has published his own book on how age of consent is a myth and various other extremely disgusted pedophilia justifications. One day he was caught in the laundry room blowing a mentally ill 18yr old boy
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>>721378320
Commissary. Honey buns, ramen noodles, swiss rolls, beans
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>>721378320
In fact actual cash is worthless because you cant do anything with it unless you are strong arming people to have their families wire you money
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do people commit suicide in prison? if so how?
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>>721379085
Yes. Typically cutting or hanging very rarely. most of them are just half assing it for attention and never follow through. I saw 2 legitimate attempts in 6 yrs. Only 1 successful
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whats one way to ensure you last your first night in prison?
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OP, if you had the chance to execute some, would you?
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>>721366794
>blows ass
literally, right?
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>>721379338
Just go to your cell and lock yourself in with a book.
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>>721379376
Not OP, other C/O. But yes i have def. had the fantasy. Especially in protective custody. Bunch of fucking wife beaters and child abusers pretending they arent the worst of society and calling each other rapists
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whats the percentage of african americans in the prison?
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>>721365906
Do you think you and your coworkers are happy with that job? Is it unpleasant?
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>>721365906
>Prison Guard

It's Corrections Officer you fucking dump truck. I bet you can't tell a kite from a piece of trash to save your life.
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>>721379665
High enough
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do people practice religion while locked up? whats the biggest religion and how is it taught?
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>>721380305
Are you studying for a fucking test? jesus christ
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Hey guard /b/ro
Remember me?
I hope your keeping them niggers in line, do you think you could shoot one for me this time?
Im still roaming the country side killin' n eatin' whatever crosses my path. Still pretty fucked up in the head but wat do? I still have your wife shaking her ass saved haha.
What you got for lunch this time?
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>>721380408
look man, i was told to ask questions, im bored and you wanna know some shit
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>>721365906
how much do you make for this job?
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have you ever ran into a released con in the outside world?
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>>721365906
Do you have female guards where you work? How often do they get caught fucking inmates or other guards?
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>>721381229
I have. We saw each other at a Costco, she he followed me home and killed my family.
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>>721368288
Prison guard and never seen Oz? Shit.
If you have HBO or Amazon Prime, you can watch it on demand. Give it a try.
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