https://www.politicalcompass.org
let's see where /b/ stands.
Boom
Honestly the best standing you can get
Here ya go.
Da boo dee da boo die
>>721363913
>Honestly the best standing you can get
>left + authoritarian = communist
you w0t m8?
>>721363913
Easy now Stalin
>>721364184
>>721363945
now thats more like it
>>721364184
Dont get me confused with the hyper sensitive tumblr users though, they go in the shitty libleft
>>721363913
>Authoritarian
>>721363721
>https://www.politicalcompass.org
my man
>>721362267
>>721364511
>being Liberal instead
>>721363721
>>721363876
>>721363913
>>721363945
>>721364750
Anyone want a helicopter ride?
>>721365080
>>721365266
>>721364862
>Hating freedom
Best place to be
My compass
>>721365463
>freedom is always the answer
>>721363913
Good looks comrade
>>721364049
Seig Heil
>>721362267
if you believe anything else you are wrong
>>721365728
>>721365561
It is tbh
Stop the Left / Right faggotry.
Only National Socialism can unite our people.
>>721362267
god commie faggots
>>721365814
You have to agree with me on one thing - the world would be a lot more interesting if we had less guns and more dildos.
>>721366112
no. i disagree
>>721366112
what on earth do you need dildos for?
>>721366184
Well, I hate it break it to you, but you're wrong about this too ;)
>>721366112
>>721365871
>>721365814
FTFY senpai
>>721366112
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
>>721366264
>Let me just completely redefine this word
>>721366208
Settling disputes.
>>721365648
Oh shit fam
>>721366406
>let me base my knowledge of this ideology from high school which literally taught me nothing about it
If you're entire knowledge of fascism consists of "it's big and evil government" you've been mislead.
>>721366562
I was talking about you redefining the word Freedom.
>>721366647
I'm a leftist, humanistic and french... Mélenchon 2017 !
>>721366014
>>721366393
At least there are a few sane people in this thread
>>721366665
Freedom is an interesting concept...probably too complex for us to really debate effectively, but as it's viewed in fascist ideology it's essentially the pursuit of fruitless and frivolous matters in life. People need to be led. The foundations for this are in Plato's "The Republic".
>>721366821
The three worst possible things I can think of
>>721366874
Thank you. I'm pretty sure the first one is "french".
Like nationalists say : "one ham chips a day, keep the muslims away".
Pic related is where I am.
>>721367104
You have the wrong pic, you need the 3D version of these 2 guys
There were a lot of questions, so i figured out the best thing to do was just put 'disagree' for all of them.
>>721362267
what the fuck is wrong with some of these people's results? seriously.
>>721367814
I did this test once, and apparently my political views align EXACTLY with those of Robert Mugabe.
>>721365502
>>721365548
>>721367673
gettin along n shit fam
>>721367825
>>721367932
what the fuck is wrong with both of you.
>>721363876
>>721363945
>>721364750
>>721365502
>>721365548
>>721365648
>>721365728
>>721366378
>>721366647
>>721367523
>>721367673
>>721367691
>>721367781
>>721367835
Free rides for the helicopter. Get in :D
>>721368031
Honestly >>721367932 isn't that bad, I mean, he's not authoritarian, that's gotta count for something.
And as long as we are all libertarian we can get along pretty well
>>721368031
get out commie scum
>>721362267
-5.38, -6.51
>this many leftish people on /b/
I don't believe it, always thought you were a bunch of alt-right fuckers
>>721368616
I'm borderline everything apparently, but I have some extreme views of shit that not everyone else has. Idk, it is interesting to see other anon's thoughts.
>see mine
>>721368398
>>721368910
>logic
>left
lmao
Power to the people!
>>721369033
T H I S
H
I
S
>>721369033
For a moment I thought it was perfect because I score libertarian left and think that but then I remembered that most of my libertarian-leftish friends are nothing like me and our opinions differ quite a lot
>>721368616
Boy do I have something for you.
>>721366423
am i good
>>721364862
>I want authoritarianism
>votes for authoritarianism
>doesn't get a say in anything
>"this is not what I wanted"
>kills himself
slow clap
A little thing to think about, I used to score as to the lower left of Gandhi.
Specifically, almost a year ago.
Now look at me.
>>721364049
Literally me
>>721369303
>>721369033
>>721369153
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/201003/why-liberals-are-more-intelligent-conservatives
>>721369601
Probably written by a jew.
>>721362267
/Pol/ would be unhappy with the left wing cuckness of the /b/ *smh*
>Being anything other than green
I guess you like licking boots
My results have stayed consistent since last year hmm. Thought I was moving further right.
>>721369601
>>721369664
according to my political compass test results i should put him in the oven.
>>721369601
I bet they didn't measure the rioting monkeys
>>721369664
>Satoshi Kanazawa
Yeah he sounds super jewish.
But keep thinking that, that way you can ignore it.
>>721369751
Refer to mine.
>>721369398
Now that you've referred to it, leave him to me.
>>721368616
what exactly is alt-right? sounds like some bullshit made up during the election to blanket everyone who likes at least one single thing about trump in the slightest.
i would have said "right-of-center" but everyone claims they're a centrist because it makes them sound intelligent and objective (also bullshit)
Why are conservatives so dumb?
Rate me lads
>>721369664
Yes
>>721362267
I tried this thing before, but there are some questions they didn't ask which are hot button issues that would greatly shift the numbers for a lot of people.
>patriot act
>2nd amendment
>>721362267
>>721369865
IQ is an invention by the Jews.
>>721369851
As I understand by what I've read is basically authoritarian right extremism
All of you are commie fuckers i swear
>>721369997
My brother.
Let's throw all these fags out of a helicopter.
>>721369704
could be that your peers are moving left. ever hear the phrase "i didn't leave my party, my party left me?"
>>721370067
What's so special about this fucking helicopter?
>>721369601
>>721369911
there is a gun control question
>>721369849
this is mine
>>721369303
>>721370147
'Tis blessed by Pinochet.
am i a commie?
>>721369601
liberal =/= left, fucktard
>>721370265
Almost, but not exactly.
>>721370098
That's an interesting idea, you might be onto something there.
>>721370228
>leaning to the left of NatSoc.
Kek
>Go into Spekr
>At no point am I given the choice to state that I agree with doing away with a money based society
>All the questions assume I either want a society run by money or a society run by money with a government strongly regulating it
Fuck this world
Despite what I thought about having changed loads in the last year an a half (following consevative podcasts and whatnot), I'm still roughly where I was 4 years ago.
Unexpected!
>>721370618
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
>>721367932
based anon
anyone not in the purple is clueless.
>>721370388
Politics us more complicated than Left-Right
>>721368842
If you really want to compare yourself, here's are my answers and result.
>>721369601
liberals can't be more intelligent than conservatives because liberals are on the left.
>>721369906
>>721369865
Ignoring the fact that it's highly unlikely that these numbers where all actually extrapolated at the same time, which would lead to massive disparities with some states having recent numbers being placed high on the charts (since it's more common for a person to have at least some level of higher education in the modern era), it's worth noting that liberals have often discredited the IQ test as being discriminatory towards blacks, which would mean either A: they where wrong about it being discriminatory, or B: they where right, and having a major portion of the southern population taking the test being black, and scoring in the mid 80s, would be enough to throw the results off significantly.
>>721362267
"A significant advantage of a one-party state is that it avoids all the arguments that delay progress in a democratic political system."
This is just a fact, not a political opinion...
>>721370725
Anyone outside of blue and the right side of red can meet me at the chambers.
>>721370725
It's always purplefags who can't understand that people can have different opinions
>>721370830
>>721370786
Thanks for comferming my point
>>721369601
>.com
>iq
>evo psych
>Doesn't mention any other hypotheses
>Specifically doesn't mention that intelligence is correlated with how rich you are which is correlated with education which is correlated with Liberalism
>Doesn't mention that more than likely people's tax dollars will go to killing an 8 year old girl in Yemen than any welfare
Damn bitch, you posted this?
>>721368910
I think the center square uses logic to determine what's right. You can weight the facts your confronted with differently (it's fine to have higher crime through immigration as long as we help people vs. helping people from the outside isn't worth higher crime rates in my country) and it's totally fine, because you can agree on reality (immigration does cause higher crime rates).
Anyone outside the center, say, 20% are ideologues.
>>721370830
Progressives hijacked the label liberal. We're actually somewhere between a little left and a little right, but we consider reality for our decisions, not ideology.
>>721371101
I will. And I will rise in the gulag, more powerful than you could ever imagine.
Freedom freedom freedom OY
>>721371055
>smug centrist
There's me.
>>721370786
This is pretty accurate, actually. I'm surprised.
top center
>>721369398
I'm honestly gonna let people see the problem with my chart here.
>>721371378
My brother.
>>721371485
im home
>>721367475
>>721362267
Alot of Socialists here...
>>721371073
>>721370786
NatSoc isn't that Socialist holy hell that's like putting anarcho communism to the lower right.
>>721369865
Overlay with natives:immigrants ratio pls thx bye
>>721371600
>I want to die by being poisoned by unregulated drugs and exploding chinese phones
>>721369906
You might, also want to take note that at the bottom of the page, the source actually says that the data is anecdotal, and the fact that portions of it contradict basic logic, such as FL ranking low, despite being one of the world leaders in the fields of astrophysics, and cosmology.
>>721371849
>implying this couldnt happen under any form of government
>>721365885
>be a Nationalist Socialist country
>get B T F O by communists
no thanks faggot
enjoy your weak ideologies
>>721371849
>Killing your buyers is profitable
>>721371910
>Implying it's not more likely to happen without government.
>>721371849
>exploding chinese phones
samsung is a korean company anon
>>721371910
>implying implications
>>721371785
>triggered.jpg
>>721371978
can be if you run a good enough PR campaign and hire thugs to intimidate any nosy journalists.
where does /pol/ fit in here? Are they libertarian?
>>721372042
I'm not triggered it's just...
My god that is dangerously left for national socialism to be placed at.
I might have to take the quiz again since this was a few months ago
>>721371993
source?
Read it and weep.
master race
>>721372088
You got me there.
>>721372212
Jesus wept
Sieg Heil
>>721372127
>Are they libertarian?
only in situations where Trumps actions would make sense from a libertarian point of view.
like appointing that anti net neutrality pajeet to the FCC
>>721372054
fuck off niggerino, anything anarchy is for homos
>>721372127
i'd say 75% of /pol/ is in the green. 15% red, 5% blue, and 5% purple.
>>721371978
thats been a thing for years.
>>721372256
my man
It's weird tho, in that other compass I scored this >>721367781 (actually my post)
>>721372368
libertarianism is in the square as well.
fuck off commie!
Pretty much think corporations need to be watched and regulated because they can get real, real fucked up. People are also stupid and need to be told what's good for them, porn for example really, really fucks with you. It decreases your desire to fuck real women, and because that is subconscious, destroys your ability to flirt/get a real girl no matter what you do. (There are exceptions, like people that are sex addicts or just really good at getting laid, they can watch a lot of porn and still get pussy, the mind is complicated)
Pretty much think communism works as long as the people in charge aren't greedy and corrupt. Stalin was an asshole that starved his people, a dictator that actually cares about his people is the best solution.
>>721372542
tl;dr you're retarded.
>>721369986
>the Jews invented intelligence
>>721372542
As an ex-communist I gotta say, get out of the ideology.
>>721372682
Not intelligence, just the IQ scores and tests system.
Faggot.
>>721372682
>IQ is intelligence
gb2reddit
>>721372766
What's wrong with the fact that the Jews did it though?
I don't even know who invented the test, nor do I care to look it up.
My IQ is 142, and I'm not a racist, so I have no qualms.
>>721372652
Samefag here.
For what it's worth, I'd just like to state how I feel about our current situation.
We, as a species, should care for one another. We shouldn't get so wrapped up in the mindless entertainment that is shoved down our throats on a daily basis.
I feel like war is only necessary if you are facing a true threat to national security. Any other justifications should be interpreted as pure insanity.
I don't have much else to add without going on a huge rant. Let's just learn to care about each other, our feelings, and the Earth we are so lucky to exist on.
>inb4 hippy faggot
Does this mean I'm cool?
>>721372462
>>721372766
I went and looked into this and it seems the iq test system got started by a Frenchman called Alfred Binet, not Jewish.
>>721372424
Left anti-authorian? Doesn't sound like it
>>721372542
>Pretty much think communism works as long as the people in charge aren't greedy and corrupt. Stalin was an asshole that starved his people, a dictator that actually cares about his people is the best solution.
explaining history through an appeal to the personalities of its big names is a very un-Marxist position
>>721371073
>>721373017
Still gonna blame the Jews.
pic related
>>721373017
So it was a French dude. Leave it to the aut-right to make completely baseless claims and jump through mental loopholes to mask the fact that they're insecure about their low intelligence.
Thanks anon. I'm the dude he was replying to.
>>721372940
hippy faggot
same though
Voice of reason checking in.
niggers
Tldr
Just tip me over to a side alright
>>721372684
Everything is being destroyed and humanity isn't progressing very quickly because people that are uneducated get a say in what happens. Standard education is bad because some where a long the line some bad guys decided to train people to discard critical thinking and formed education around the idea of making good workers that can't think.
Humanity in it's current state needs a dictator that cares about getting things going in the right direction for the best result.
That's all there is to it. I'm not a Hitler or Stalin fan, not some dude that read some books and got caught up in ideology, just looking at the big picture, how people are, and what's happening under the current system.
We're barely moving forward, in fact publicly we've got some real stupid shit going on with what people think is acceptable. Either they're so retarded they can't see that it's not Good for society, or they think everyone should be able to do whatever they want, regardless of how detrimental it is for a community/county.
We've got some problems yo, and people are too stupid to fix it themselves unless they're tricked into thinking it was what they want.
>>721373539
Try NatSoc.
>>721373539
Just build fucking space ships ffs, I guarantee it will fix everything
Yep. I'm still Gandhi.
>>721373776
Silly commie, you're not Gandhi.
He's dead.
>>721373681
Yeah, that's the term I heard that I liked, thanks for reminding me.
And roughly the same with spekr
>>721370861
Look at you deflecting by bringing up race. You conservatives surely are experts at cognitive dissonance. By the way, blue states are wealthier than red - another reason why liberals>conservatives
>>721373869
pretty sure the red zone is commie mate
I am good right-libertarian
>>721373539
I generally think your opinions are shit and disagree with a lot of the stuff you say, and your grammatical and spelling errors don't help your case with the education system lmao, but I understand this sentiment:
>Humanity in it's current state needs a dictator that cares about getting things going in the right direction for the best result.
"A benevolent dictatorship is the best system of government."
That being said, you're having a pipe dream if you think that's how things are gonna work out, and people need to think of more feasible solutions than some personality cult figurehead.
>>721373926
Wealthier because die juden.
>>721373926
I agree but fuck you.
>glorious green
>>721362267
>>721373960
Commies are generally the far left.
And you're chart shows you're pretty damn close to a commie, so I'll call you commie.
My commie buddie
>>721374159
rule 34 indeed
>>721374159
So...
Is this gay or futa or what? What is it? I see no benis.
>>721374018
When I came back from my gfs some of my keys were sticking, haven't opened it up to clean it yet, I don't usually make long rants on /b/, or anywhere. As far as grammar, I've been sick and just woke up, feeling groggy.
Now that that's out of the way. Yeah I've heard that before, the problem isn't getting a dictator, it's been shown to be possible throughout history. The problem is getting one that won't leave some people in crushing circumstances if they can help it.
>>721374159
hot.
sincerely, greenfag
Am I cancer?
Never taken one of these, and I feel like it's more designed for the American public. I answered what would be pretty "edgy" in Europe and still came out as a dildo-wielder. Whatever.
>>721374360
Individuals are too easily corrupted. There are no morally pure men. Seize the means of production and let the workers decide the rest. Call it a day.
>>721374342
You can clearly see balls on the blue one.
>>721374173
not op but im right centre of liberal and libertarian so call me whatever you want buddy
>>721374621
I know but like... Is it futa balls...
Cause if those balls are futa I'm deleting this image off my phone.
>>721370157
>Nazis
>Socialist
Pick one.
Do you really think the Democratic Republic of North Korea is Democratic? The Nazi's only included that Socialist part to attract more people, they purged the actual socialists from the party in the night of the long knives.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Long_Knives
>>721370877
Yeah, lots of these were, which makes me think the results might have been skewed a bit, but then again, it may just be testing who disagrees with certain facts. (Or make up their own Alternative Facts)
>>721371978
Cutting safety measures can be though.
>>721374159
>tfw no qt political compass gf who will peg you
>>721374638
correct.
How much of a faggot am I?
>>721374728
How about you leave the image up to your own personal interpretation, so you can enjoy it as much as you want.
>>721374513
This entire thread is about idealism and what people think their perfect world would be like. Whether they're based in what's realistic or not. In your solution the problem is the workers would only choose what's best for them, most of them anyway. Underfunded scientists leave humanity stuck in the industrial age too long. We need to move past it. Right now it's being held back by super richfags that want to maintain their control and don't care about the less wealthy. Have robots and with skeleton crews running them do the shitty jobs, pay them well, educate everyone else and get them doing things that will help real progression.
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>>721374921
Right...
Just noticed the tits...
It's getting purged.
>>721374795
>chart (1)
Are you sure you're truly right authoritarian?
>>721375036
You JUST noticed that?
Jesus christ, my standards of /b/ keep getting lower.
>>721368910
pretty sure lib/right it should say, the individual dictates what is right.
what spaz wrote this?
>>721375114
But, what if they're just men, with boobs?
>>721375114
Well, it is /b/.
We're all fucking retarded.
>>721371978
New companies may not know any better:
Poorly engineered products.
Medicine lacking quality control.
Restaurants not knowing basic health safety.
These businesses won't last long but they will take out innocent people before they go out of business.
>>721375216
Ha.
HA!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>721369874
what site did you use?
>>721373294
this
Well... I'm bored...
So I'll just derail.
By the way I'm this guy. >>721369398
But, I'm really this.
>>721375320
After a quick google image search, it appears to be an android app known as "Vote 1 - Political Spectrum"
>>721366666
hail thou my lord
>>721375526
cheers big ears
>>721366393
This is a correct answer
Master race here. Btw, I don't think your party politics should necessarily align 100% with where you are philosophically on this spectrum. For one thing, a political party or politician is more likely to make clear-cut statements on easily-stated issues, where most of us are willing to be much more open to conversation and nuance if given the time to think about it. For another, any party platform by default talks about what government *will* do foremost, not what it won't, so all listings for them will be biased upward on the chart.
>>721369398
What happened? Girlfriend dumped you?
Here it is, I think this is pretty good.
>>721362267
Anyone who's not blue is a faggot
>>721376583
I bet you have missionary sex with your wife once a month and you finish in 2 minutes
>>721372054
sort of but you have to have room for some form of idealism otherwise society and civilization become stagnant.
>>721370661
>>721373898
Same guy, me, here.
>>721375260
wrong. its in a company's best interest to make a good and safe product.
i have transcended
>>721369060
If you're not trolling i have to say you are really fucking stupid. The image of the communists you used belongs in the top left square. If your a faggot commie at least don't be retarded.
A year ago I was a solid right libertarian. A few months ago I was a libertarian mutualist. Now apparently I'm an anarcho-syndicalist. Amazing. Used to be a Republican, voted for George Bush vs. Kerry when I was 18. I guess I just want the system torn down.
>>721377219
yeah suck a dick faggots, that's marxism-leninism and not stalinism. Keep your liberal shit to yourself.
>>721378836
with the yuuzhan vong palpatine would have been somewhat justified in doing what he did, but thats not canon anymore.
what am I
>>721379721
A normal person