Ok, /b/ros, I bought a 14lbs of brisket from Walmart. So, who

>>721334854
corn it

ketchup

in b4 raging europoors

>>721334854
Throw it in a crock pot with a can of dr pepper for 8 hrs on low. Last hr add your favorite bbq sauce.

>>721335165
I don't have a crock pot large enough.

>>721335290
Cut it two and freeze the other half you tard.

>>721334854
1) get yourself a big pan, add oil, let it heat up
2) drink a little wiskey in order to make sure if it's good
3) take the meat out of the plastic, put it in a bowl
4) add salt and water in order to get remaining blood out
5) drink some more wiskey
6) put the meat out of the bowl, get rid of the water
7) fill 8 glasses with wiskey and rub the meat with salt, pepper, honey and pulverized bell pepper
8) drink 2 more glasses of wiskey and pour normal pils beer over the meat in a bowl
9) let it sit overnight in the fridge, use that time to drink the remaining glasses of wiskey
10) wake up in order to find out that you ordered pizza which you can't really recall, but eat a cold slice and brew extremely strong coffee
11) take out the meat and realize the oven was on the entire night, but luckily nothing happend, turn it off
12) turn on the smoker outside and put the meat in there at low temperature, open another bottle of wiskey
13) take a glass of wiskey, and invite friends in about 4 hours
14) watch football while drinking more wiskey and pouring a little bit of that beer marinade over the meat every half hour
15) once your friends arrive drink some more wiskey and hand out the meat

>>721334854
Option 1:
Follow justice, bury it and never buy meat again.
Option 2:
Be a psychopath who eats pieces of dead animals for "taste", and then pay the consequences, like a long lasting agony from the diseases caused by eating meat and dairy.

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>>721335921
you make it so obvious it's not even fun to say "spotted the vegan"

>>721334854
Throw it out and buy good meat from a local source.

>>721335921
The crazy store called. They're out of you.

>>721335601
Beautiful

>>721335921
Spot the vegan

>>721335995
Then say "spotted the mentally sane".

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>>721336638
I don't believe you.
You're just trolling to get people to hate vegans more.

>>721335601
10/10 would recommend

>>721335601
kekd at 11

>>721336638
my spleen disagrees with you

>>721336727
Oh you're right... raping someone to steal her newborn in order to mutilate, beat, imprison, and kill him after a few months for "taste", that's something absolutely sane. 0% psychopathy.

>>721336638
Nothing less sane than to hate on eggs and dairy

>>721337313
How do you feel about eating vat-grown meat?

>>721336727
You know what... life is already all flowers and joy, so why not add to the equation a useless "food" that causes cancer, obesity and clogs arteries. That's a smart thing to do! We don't like it too easy.

>>721335921
vegetard detected, man up son

>>721337410
Not immoral if nobody is harmed, but very unhealthy and disgusting.

>>721337313
Jesus Christ, dude.

Marinate in ass for 24 hrs with ketchup, brown sugar, hot sauce and chopped onions, Remove from ass & grill

>>721337637
Man up = do the right thing, have respect, speak the truth.
Man up != act unjust to conform

>>721337714
That's the standard animal farming procedure. Totally insane.

>>721334854
If its fresh enough you can thinly slice it and eat it raw. Maybe with a bit of soy sauce or wasabi or rice.

Jk you bought it from walmart.

>>721334854
Rub it down with Chicago or Montreal steak seasoning then smoke it for a bazillion hours.
Man, now I need to go buy a brisket.

>>721337836
That was actually directed towards you, you fucknut. How about you stop exaggerating, grab a piece of juicy meat and stuff it in your mouth, so you will shut up for second.

>>721335921
I always eat 3 dead animals by meal atleast

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Hey mister vega, look up a dairy cows life, ShindoL has your back

>>721338117
Then you will suffer for eating 3 dead animals by meal atleast. You can't escape it, your body was not designed to do that.

>>721338209
Not the entire animal you dingus

>>721338104
That's not exaggerating, that's exactly what happens.
I don't stuff meat in my mouth because harming others for no valid reason is unjust.

>>721334854
First off, score it with a knife. Add a good spice rub. I like to use a little honey, molasses, and liquid smoke that I rub on the meat, then my spices. What kind of spice rub you want will vary depending on your tastes. Once you've got your rub on, let it sit in the fridge overnight.

Next, you throw it in the oven at 350 for about an hour. Let it develope a bit of a crispy bark on the outside. Pull it out, add some beef stock, a can of coke, and a pouch of that dry onion soup mix. Cover the pan in tinfoil, then turn the heat down to 250 and let it cook for another 8 hours or so.

Pull it out, wrap it in tinfoil, wrap that in a towel, and let it sit and rest for half an hour to an hour. Pull out, slice nice and thin, and top with your favorite BBQ sauce.

>>721337790
Do the right thing = eating meat, it's what we were designed to do, only left wing retards believe otherwise

>>721335921
id rather suffer from a "disease" than the mental retardation vegans have

>>721335165
Fat fuck

>>721338332
Cry me a river then.

>>721338375
And science.

>>721335165
Can someone confirm this as feasible? I can't tell if it's just unusual or outright trolling.

>>721338469
I don't. I just remind you that you will suffer.

Can you barbeque brisket?

>>721338375
And Hillary voters

>>721334854
Rub it with 2:1:1 salt, pepper, granulated garlic
Smoke it at 250 for 6 hours until a good bark forms. Use fruit wood like cherry or apple
Wrap in foil and continue at 250 until internal temp reaches 195
If you don't have a smoker this can be done carefully on a well monitored Weber kettle.

Cooking a brisket indoors or in a Crock-Pot is complete faggot status.

>>721338467
no thats a really good recipe idea

go gnaw on some tree bark faggot

>>721334854
>"Meat" from Walmart.

>>721338677
cooking it on the grill takes too much time and effort

easy>hard

>>721338549
Why would I suffer for eating meat?
Oh wait, does that have something to do with your concept of hell and heaven?

Who were you calling psychopatic again?

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>>721338504
>science

Like the global warming is "man made" science lol

>>>/ck/

>>721334854
Marinate in soy and garlic

>>721338209
I do crossfit 2 Times a days and eat healthfully i'm not a fkin monkey like you i need my meat and my proteins

>>721338677
Some people live in apartments and don't have access to a smoker or BBQ.

Coming from a person that owns a restaurant that cooks pulled brisket, pork and lamb in huge amounts (because of the popularity) for over 4 years - simpy sear it from all sides, then rub a mix of: salt, sugar, pepper, paprika, cayenne, onion powder, garlic powder and cumin, then place in a baking tray with onions, garlic, carrots, rosemary and bay leaves, cover half way with water, cover with cling film and bake for at least 10 hours at 110-130 degrees. After that you get to pull it with either a fork or special claws, add the remaining baking stock to it with your own made or shop bought barbecue sauce.

You dont have to use all of those spices i mentioned: 1 measure of salt, pepper, 0.5 measure of sugar, 0.25 measure of paprika and cayenne should be ok. I use at least 10 more spices for the brisket :)

>>721338948
you know you can post whatever you want on b right?

fucking faggot.

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>>721338786
Yeah man from what I gather alot of them have full on meat departments...the one near me doesn't, but I've heard rumors....

>>721339059
newfag, i dont want this shit replacing my lolis

>>721338873
No, it has to do with atherosclerosis, weight gain and cancer.

>>721339383
fake news

>>721338939
Actually, humans are defined as frugivores in biology.
And, all the studies show that the best health is obtained by vegans.

>>721339383
As a 42yo, fit and very healthy omnivore I poop on your weak sauce.

>>721338979
You don't need any protein from animals. The studies on healthiest and longest living population showed they were all vegans and ate 95% carbs.
Protein obsession is just marketing bullshit, go check the science.

Rub
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1/2 cup paprika
1/4 cup Kosher salt
1/4 cup sugar
1/4 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup cumin
1/4 cup chili powder
1/4 cup fresh cracked black pepper
2 Tbsp cayenne pepper

Apply rub, let chill in refrigerator overnight. Remove from refrigerator while you bring smoker up to temp, 225-250 (I prefer to start out at the higher end so there's a little more heat when you put the meat in and drop to 225 after an hour or so). Give another light dusting of rub and put in smoker with the fat cap up.

Smoke with 50/40/10 combination of oak, hickory, cherry woods for at least 6 hours. If you like a strong smoke flavor, keep the smoke going for longer. Time is usually 90 minutes per pound, but it's better to go by temp. 185 internal temp if you're going to slice it (which you should since it's brisket) or 200-205 if you're going to be an r-tard and pull it.

>>721339583
omnivore = can't be very healthy
sorry, it's science.

>>721339698
Nigger we are physically, literally omnivores. You have to jump through hoops to get by without meat and be healthy.

True, we need a lot less than we typically eat, but your tee-totaling isn't any better.

>>721339673
I'm starving

>>721339698
You keep telling yourself that and have a great day!

>>721334854
Throw it in the garbage and go to a real butcher. What kind of autistic spazoid tries to do brisket with shitty meat.

>>721339772
No, ve are physically frugivores 100% vegans.
It's biology, sorry, i didn't make it.

>>721339843
Wtf is wrong with you

>>721339638
Stop listening to your hippies medias that create fake science threads just to feel special. I'm not a cow i need my fat ans my proteins, eating grass won't make my health better

>>721339956
>[citation needed]

>>721339976
Global warming, lol

>>721339815
I don't say that, bring your complaints to the universities.

>>721339698
vegan=cant be very sane

science nigger

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>>721338203
>there's not pain if done quickly
>cutting the tendons with a bolt cutter

>>721335601
This sounds like a great recipe.

>>721339956
guess you didnt make it thru biology class either

>>721340117
It gets only better. I suggest the read.
https://exhentai.org/g/812883/fd8f99e586/

Learn to grill. Necessary life skill.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMb_jTYA_oFqJVJneNUH0Zg

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>>721340079
>implying liberal universities full of brainwashed faggots are arbitrators of truth

>>721340079
You are literally saying that very thing right here and now...just because you're parroting some wonky crap you believe to be actual "science" doesn't mean you're not saying it...now take your carrots and other rabbit food and kindly fuck off.

>>721340252
>liberals are brainwashed

also, lrn how to >imply, limpdick

>>721340117
thats why I only kill my beef with a sniper rifle round to the head from 350 yards

quick painless humane

>>721340158
Hell, that's a recipe for life.

>>721340252

>> implying liberal universities ever made any claim as such.

>>721340408
>implying they havent

>>721340021
Basics of anatomy:
Cuvier - Animal Kingdom
Charles Darwin - Descent of man
Linnaeus - Amoenitas Academicae
Thomas Bell
etc.

Plus, all studies show that best health is obtained without animal products, which cause diseases:
Loma Linda University (CA): Adventist Health Studies
Cornell: China-Oxford-Cornell
Oxford: EPIC studies
and so on.

Citations and proofs of humans being designed to eat meat: zero.

>>721334854
We need more Brisket threads!

>>721340515
Nigger our brains evolved to their current size and function as a direct result of inventing the barbeque.

>>721339520
Nope, humans are defined as omnivores and it's scientifically proven that vegan diets need additional vitamins and minerals due to not eating the necessary meat quota's.

Read up on it.

>>721340583
agreed...not only for the for the meat of it but for the fact that it seem to trigger "vegans" and other assorted morons

>>721335921
Lol I'd eat you too if it was legal faggot, grass fed always tastes better. Go judge some tigers for eating animals too, just because we have a fucked up commercial meat system doesn't mean we're not omnivores

>>721340515
http://time.com/4252373/meat-eating-veganism-evolution/

>>721340663

That makes no sense, since you get the best health without any meat.

>>721340690
Nope, anatomy says humans are not omnivores, and in fact they get the best health without any meat.
These are facts, sorry.

>>721334854
eat it raw, don't be a bitch

>>721337313
Oh right I forgot they rape the chickens to have them lay eg-OH WAIT THEY DONT, CHICKENS PUT OUT EGGS JUST LIKE HUMAN WOMEN HAVE A PERIOD, you fuckin moronic cunt. It's no different than planting bushes to harvest berries

>>721340802
It makes sense because you're delusional

>>721340710
Tigers eat for needs, you eat meat just to intoxicate yourself.
So, you abuse and kill for personal "pleasure".
And then, you will suffer and spend your money yo "cure" the diseases.

>>721340744
That makes no sense, since you get the best health without any meat.

>>721340830
Nope, you have it wrong.

>>721340959
>>721340802
...Are you broken?

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>>721336200
>>721336922
>>721337122
>>721337344
>>721338522
>>721338677
>>721339119 (shameless (you))
>>721340177
>>721340344
>>721340700
>>721340744
>>721340999

check'd

>>721340802
>>721340830
>>721340959
PROVE IT you piece of shit

>>721340991
Nope, i'm just citing data from universities.

>>721341033

witnessed

salt pepper and smoke

>>721341130
Provide it

>>721334854

WHY THE FUCK is American meat so fucking cheap? Holy shit

>>721341118
all studies show that best health is obtained without animal products, which cause diseases:
Loma Linda University (CA): Adventist Health Studies
Cornell: China-Oxford-Cornell
Oxford: EPIC studies
and so on.

No study ever reported otherwise.

The fuckin vegan whore distracted /b/ from what really matters: the brisket, the sauce.

>>721340936
im ok with this

its irrelevant if youre not lol

>>721341130
,>citing
More like baiting.

>>721341154
>>721341192

>>721341178

Because we have a lot of cows.

>>>/ck/

>>721340936
Not eating meats causes malnutrition, this is why all vegans look gaunt and hollow eyed. Enjoy your weak frame and reduced lifespan.

>>721341178
because we breed a fuckton of cattle

also "meat" from walmart is shit tier

>>721341201
Then your condition is called "psychopathy", which is defined as "lack of empathy and regret".

>>721341290
no

just no

>>721337787
You don't grill a brisket fucking dumbass.

>>721341339
see
>>721341201

>>721341306
No it doesn't.
All the studies show that vegan diet is 100% complete and the best option.

>>721341192
All I see is some noise about lower cancer rates. Yay? I'm not saying there aren't advantages in there somewhere, but the whole "we're all better off not eating meat at all" is NOT being said.

>>721341408
how about no

>>721334854
Drop it in a crock pot for 8 hours with some garlic and black pepper, cover with water, wait.

>>721334854
salt and pepper. trim any excess fat . enough fuel and wood to finish in a smoker . fucking enjoy

>>721338522
its a legit method but basic as fuck . smoke it like a real man

>>721341465
id rather get cancer and die than be a vegan faggot

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>>721341408

>>721341408
100% of peer reviewed studies come to the complete opposite conclusion, I don't what alternative facts you have read.

>>721334854
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Prepare Brisket to be stuffed by removing center core of roast. without seasoning place brisket, in baking pan, into the oven. Allow to cook for roughly 15 minutes. When it is just about too hot to touch with bare hands, remove, place on drip tray for 10 more minutes. Remove from drip tray, shove cock as far into center hole as possible. Close eyes and think of ex GF or ex-wife. Move back and forth over cock until you are able to fill it completely with semen. Throw out meat, smile and think of next weekend.

>>721341408
That's wrong sorry, all scientific research has shown meat in moderation is necessary for a healthy lifestyle.

>>721341532
Then why are all the healthiest and longest living populations full of vegans from birth?

>>721341530
do it faggot

>>721341683
They aren't.

>>721341683
Because they aren't and you're retarded

>>721334854
Where do you live anon? That much meat would be 80 bucks here

>>721341586
100% of those studies were reviewed by like minded brainwashed liberal fucktards

>>721341586
citation needed

also, epidemiological studies don't get any peer review, so wtf

>>721341399
this.

>>721341683
Loaded question. If you're a vegan, why do you still blow your cat?

>>721341718
and I shall

>>721341666
Nope. And i named all the studies to prove it.
Now let's see yours.

>>721336727
Don't have to troll to find fellow vegan-mockers, just go to your nearest steak house and ask waitress if they have a vegan plate.

>>721341683
That's proven not to be the case, the longest living societies are all 1st world meat eaters.

>>721341758
in the states

beef is cheap most places yo

>>721340936
A) You have no idea what my meat consumption or my level of exercise so assuming I'm gonna develop diseases from it or that I'm doing it to "intoxicate" myself rather than supply my body with the amt of protein it NEEDS that I could not sufficiently obtain from a shitty vegan diet (and yes I love tofu and black beans and many other healthy veg so fuck off) is just retarded and judgementally biased

B)I'm sure you're too stupid to be thankful for this but LITERALLY THOUSANDS of generations of humans ate meat throughout history to make sure your shitty ass could eventually be born and complain about something essential to life

>>721341871
None of those sources you provided did anything of the sort

>>721341850
Oh no i'm so angry right now! You trolled me so hard!
-_-

>>721341896
Which state? I live in maine

>>721341815
It's common knowledge and agreed upon across all scientific communities, Google is your friend.

>>721334854
Best way is in a giant pot w potatoes corrots water spices

>>721341895
No. Blue Zones. Most of them were poor people eating vegan.
The only rich Blue Zone is in California, in the place where vegan adventists live.

>>721342021
>implying maine is part of the u.s.

we all know youre just a colony of canada

>>721341974
What i know is that meat is unhealthy and causes the most deadly diseases around.
So, a meat eater can't be 100% healthy by definition.
It's simple logic.

>>721342126
its common knowledge if youre a brainwashed faggot

us sane educated people know better

>>721341532
This, vegans are generally malnourished.

>>721342126
"common knowledge" is not science.
You need a citations studies to prove your points.
But i understand you have none.

>>721342171
Ya well we do suffer from canadian meat prices
Could you just tell me what state you live in damnit I'm not asking for the city

>>721342301
for sure theyre intellectually malnourished

>>721342254
>ad hominem insult

The facts remain however angry you are getting, you're plain wrong.

>>721342369
no

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food porn to fill out the rest of this thread gents!

>>721342426
its cute when you get upset for being called out on your delusions

>>721342232
Riiight, I forgot HIV/AIDS is caused by meat eating, oh and Dengue Fever and Sleeping Sickness and Malaria right??

>>721342355
>you need citations
>doesn't provide any himself

lol

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>>721341408

>>721342520
No that's not the case.
I'm talking about atheroclerosis, which is killer number one.
Then cancer and diabetes.

>>721342520
yeah man I caught the aids from a spare rib the other day *cough cough* best turn to lettuce to cure it real quick!

>>721342428
That's literally all you had to say in the first place, thanks anyways lol

>>721342555
Basics of anatomy:
Cuvier - Animal Kingdom
Charles Darwin - Descent of man
Linnaeus - Amoenitas Academicae
Thomas Bell
etc.

Plus, all studies show that best health is obtained without animal products, which cause diseases:
Loma Linda University (CA): Adventist Health Studies
Cornell: China-Oxford-Cornell
Oxford: EPIC studies
and so on.

Citations and proofs of humans being designed to eat meat: zero.

>>721342517
Being vegan is the height of delusion

>>721342683
likewise

>>721342703
None of those sources say any such thing, have you actually read them?

>>721342785
no

he heard it on some liberal anti meat blog

>>721342638
That's a common fallacy and has been proved inaccurate many times.

>>721342742
See you in ur Walmarts in AK btw you sub human nigger faggot get some manners

>>721342881
you cant reason with stupid and brainwashed

its the double whammy of ideological failure

>>721334854

penis on it and cum on it

>>721342881
citation needed

>>721342520
>I forgot HIV/AIDS is caused by meat eating
>what is bush meat

>>721342918
no

>>721342369
>Could you just tell me what state you live in damnit I'm not asking for the city

Not OP, but in KY meat prices are pretty damned cheap if you buy what's on sale. Stores tend to fuck you with non-sale prices. Boston butt goes for 99 cents/lb when it's on sale but otherwise I've seen it go for $4 which is way too fucking much for a shitty cut of pork.

>>721342703
PROVIDE ACTUAL LINKS YOU VEGANIGGER

>>721342785
Yes, they all found the best health in vegans.
And, the more meat and dairy consumption increase, the worse it gets.
Go read the studies.

>>721343001
Bush meat actually causes ebola

>>721335601
Old meme

>>721343001
You moron I wasn't talking about earing infected meat, we're talking about eatin farm raised animals nobody in the fuckin states is hunting monkeys asshat

>>721343031
Also I don't live in maine you cuck

>>721338097
MONTREAL FUCKYEAH

Well guys, i proved that eating meat is useless, unhealthy and evil, and i provided the science to back it up.
My job is done, bye.

>>721343220
Sorry it was a bit out of context, but the most likely infection vector of AIDs was from consuming bushmeat, so I thought that was ironic and such. Carry on with your other lines of bitching, please.

>>721343049
Fuuuuuuck that. Maine is psycho for meat prices tho, I think we're worse
Seriously I've been into Canada and the meat prices are just as bad, I think about 80 bucks for OP's cut of meat


Bought a tiny Salisbury steak for 8 bucks once. Sale prices are not bad, tho. I look for the 50 percent off stickers,buy em all up and freeze the extra

>>721343127
>>721343127
Those studies all found the best health in people with a varied diet including fruit, nuts, pulses, meat, (in moderation) and some dairy. You haven't read you own sources have you?

>>721343066
He doesn't have in, this has been proved throughout the thread. Vegans never have supporting evidence for their wild theories.

>>721343327
Citation required

>>721343550
I know. But at least the rage has unlocked my new favorite slur - veganigger.

>>721342638
Chief causes of athlerosclerosis:
Diabetes (caused by high sugar intake/genetics)
Smoking
High LDL serum levels (too much saturated fats, from FRYING everything and fuckin oreos or just because youre unluckily genetically predisposed to have your white blood cells overreact and form the plaquesnot meats if you're eating healthy lean meats and fish)
Being male
Old age

Uncertain causes of athlerosclerosis:
Carnivorous diet
High sugar diet
Obesity

>>721343327
can I come live in fantasy land too

>>721335601
Fuckin jew

>>721343663
chief causes of faggotry: not eating meat

>>721339119
>>721338786

It's all boxed beef at walmart. They have "look-alike" butchers that make so much less.

>>721335921
Veganiasm is a recent invention from the 1960's whereas Vegetarianism come from Vegtable_Mostly eating Arians from India- the Hindu people. They drink milk, eat cheese, and secretly love to eat chicken when no one is looking. Chicken Tikka Masala and Lassi is a common Sunday after church meal in Indiana.

The Aryan master race Führerfurter was a vegetarian, and He loved beer and bratwurst when he could have Spaten or Warsteiner with it. Hitler's most favorite meal was stemmed steamed broccoli served aboard a tramp steamer bound for Valhalla (eventually) by way of Munich where they like to have beerhall putsches weekly.

Nobody else is reading this so I might as well put my credit card info and expiry date along with the PIN.

Vegans are correct, in that beef production hogs natural resources but eggs are better for you that Soy proteins which are made by using chemical processes and solvents, then a denaturing compound to agglomerate the proteins together. It like Totally not a natural process, where everyone can house a handful of chickens and enjoy eggs every day.

Yes the Real cause of the beef environmental disaster results is Not by being an omnivore- it's that there are Too Fucking Many People on the Planet.
If you are attempting to curtail Mankind's effect on the world, you're not going to do it by convincing your future spouse, or kids, or everyone on the planet. Humans still buy cellphones, like television, porn, facebook, tinder, whereblackpeoplemeet.com, and listening to machines play recordings of music for free.

Stop being a douchebag by claiming that veganism will save the world. Kill millions of ALL types of people and you'd have only begun to start to have a positive affect on the environment.

Vegans claim too much, their minuscule effect is merely a disingenuous affect if they open their mouth to do something other than eat veg. As soon as they speak about THE WAY they prove themselves to be mere assholes.

The earth is fucked