>>721325684 It's sad the conservacucks don't realize or won't admit the massive fuck up they made by electing Drumpf. The man is completely unsuited to the position and jarringly unqualified. Also he's a fucking racist, sexist, retarded buffoon.
It's an invasion of shitposters. /b/ is a place that welcomes things like a Trump election not because he's better necessarily than the alternative but for the fact that his very existence trolls the world.
>>721326590 Oh no. You think i care if you approve of emojies or not?. Your opinion is fucking worthless to me. You probably have the smallest cock of all the people on this board, that is punishment enough.
Trump is the best thing to happen in politics since I can remember. Just in pure entertainment terms....I love cringe humour like the office , so watching Trump be so fucking cringe at every opportunity, and then watching all of his supporters cringe his excuses... It's the hardest ediroon of "you cringe you lose"; You lost America ...you voted in Ronald McDonald, a literal corporate clown, as your commander in chief, and he's proving to be every bit as retarded as we'd hoped. Best year for comedy.
>>721327363 The irony is, that pic applies entirely to you. I don't think you support Hillary you retarded shit hat. It's time to stop using her as an excuse or a comeback because she is literally irrelevant now. Fail harder cuck for brains
>>721327325 Bitching about a candidate that barely got into office. That sort of stupidity shrinks testicles, no testicles no testosteron. No testosteron and cock shrinks. Diagnosis? You are a fucking cuck.
>>721327678 You realize, the democratic party literally are the cucks? They want refugees to come in and fuck their country. They want to give blacks extra rights so they can fuck them. They want a government system that will fuck them. They literally want things that are bad for society. That is a cuck. Not someone who wants freedom and protection.
>>721327678 He was a living joke before he threw his hat in the ring. He was an utter embarrassment from the moment he stepped into the ring. He's fallen flat on his face from the moment he got off the starting block.
But we're still supposed to give this objectively demonstrable clown who can't even spell a fair crack at the whip?
And, I'M the cuck in this situation? What dictionary definition are using to define 'cuck' you shit sucking thunder cunt?
Nah. Because whether you love him or hate him, Trump is the best thing that has happened to American politics in the last 200 years. Why? Because he has and will shake shit up, break us out of our 'business as usual' mentality and make people actually think about how the political system is supposed to work.
Fuck the crying liberals. Fuck the red hat conservatives. 4chan should be embracing Trump as our Lord and Saviour, because he is the biggest fucking troll of the 20th or 21st century.
I am not American. Never have I set foot into that country in my entire life. But still I felt compelled to heed your wish to go fuck myself.
So as most of you are probably aware, the act of "fucking" generally requires two people: one to do the fucking, another to do the being fucked. I am on a mission to fuck myself, so what are the requirements? Investigating the intruguing details of my genitals, I have found that I have: a penis, testicles and an anus. Further orifices are my two nostrils, my two ears and my one mouth.
Common folklore seems to tell that a man loses his virginity not through oral intercourse. It appears as though inserting a penis into an ear or a nostril is entirely impossible, so that left me with only two choices: my anus and my penis.
I have tried many, many methods since OP posted his thread, in order to fuck myself in the rear. None of them worked. I can't bend it over the other way with duct tape, I can't cut it off without potentialy fatal bleeding and it never reattaching, in order to stuff it in my backside. Verily, 'tis a mystery what OP meant. But then I realized:
It turns out that my penis, too, has an orifice. It is called the "urethra", where commonly urine and sperm are ejected. However, maybe, just maybe, I can insert a penis into itself. And that's where not being American came into play. I still have my foreskin, which is part of my penis. Therefore, I rolled my foreskin into my urethra. It hurt like hell, it bleeds like a motherfucker because I overdid it, but I did fuck myself.
All for OP. Go fuck yourself, you bastard. This wasn't worth it at all.
>>721327920 He actually has some pretty impressive achievements. Use google. The only one who would call him a 'clown' is a sheep feed national narrative by media. And most of his ideas are solid. Not all of them. But still.
He is the lesser evil of the two in that election by far. And if you did not support him then there is a high chance you supported hillary.
And a assure you only a cuck would do such a thing. No self respecting men would vote for her. Only a castrated libtard sheep would.
>>721328086 Kind of like Bernie using his own contributions to buy a new million dollar vacation home LMAO. Oh and that gawdy red Audio he has now too. Oh and supporting Hillary after she fucked him over. Must be really sad being a liberal. Have your little black mask to riot for equality later? Can't handle free speech so burn some trash cans bc it hurts your feels? Blacks give speeches every fucking day about how bad white people are - no riots. Yet if you even insinuate someone is a racist, MUHH HATE SPEECH
>>721328651 Thin skinned yes But he retaliates He says what he thinks with out regard to people's feels Someone says stuff that doesn't agree with us, so we protest and shut them Up, call them racists, fascist, and bigot Trump is a lot bot he is no snowflakes
>>721328304 Or, I'm not American and am just laughing at you from the other side of the world over what a dumpster fire you've made of your already shitty global reputation. I know, I know....you don't care what some foreigner thinks, fuck off europoor sandnigger, we beat you in the war of independence blah blah fucking blah ....heard it all before, no need to repeat it.
Just know, we are laughing our fucking balls off over here. Thank you
>>721328308 I love that the average Trumpkin can only dial it up to 11 in the opposite direction as a comeback to any criticism of Trump "Yeah Trump is doing the opposite of draining the swamp but Islam, rape gangs, Europe, riots and macing Trump supporters - I win haha"
>>721326107 he's also a sell out who is creating the most corrupt pro-corporate administration in about a century
>>oh but don't worry, he's keeping da mooslums out lol
Trump voters aren't conservative, they're just fucking morons.
And you're damn right I'm mad! That insecure spray-tanned retard is gonna get us fucked by China by saying that global warming isn't real.
Have you seen what China's doing? They are setting up wind and solar faster than anyone thought possible.
>>In 5 years time they are GOING TO RAPE US economically.
They will be completely energy independent regardless of what happens with global warming, but America will still be relying on imports from shitholes like Saudi Arabia and the People's Republic of Putin-puke (formerly Russia).
That tiny-dicked, self-obsessed, cum receptacle is the worst thing to happen to the US since the fucking financial crisis.
Wake the fuck up, you fucking cucks, He played you, and you feel for it.
Find the fucking balls to admit so we can get him out before we all have to start learning fucking chinese.
>>721329049 Only a truly cucked ideological zealot would make a statement like this. You're fucked and you want to turn your house fire in a global fire? Fuck right off. The world has aligned against the US...let's see how well you make it on your own....after all, isn't that what you always wanted?
>>721329003 >Trumpkin Do you use words like this in person? Or even expect anyone to take you serious with anything? As far as "draining the swamp" I could give a fuck really. He has hired people who are in charge of large scale decisions and know how to handle insanely large amounts of money. They know how to delegate and manage on a large scale. And if we fuck over every large corporation, they will simply leave and go be more corrupt in another country - causing even more unemployment. It's not perfect by any means, but I'd rather have corrupt money on securing employment for people than just giving them welfare causing the nog culture we have had the past 8 years.
all trolling aside, Trump has already compromise so much... Economy ? > deregulate all the thing ! Foreign relations ? > cancel every treaties ! Democracy ? > ban all opposition ! Ecology ? > there's no such thing ! Free speach ? > ban journalist and scientist publishing !
Enjoy becoming a thirs world country in the next 4 years...
>>721329003 Check huffpo trump and ryan take on koch bro and Walmart. And your democrats are offering what,more diversity in the low wage job market, Christ you guys don't even have a leader Cheating Debbie Shultze Cheating Donna Brazile Corrupt party is going to continue to fail
>>721329376 I don't have to use words like this in person because British people in their 20s are part of a massive left wing circlejerk and only ever talk about how shit Trump is. I do try and play devil's advocate and explain why he won and how badly the left wing are taking it (and are giving him 4 more years in the process).
it's about all the bullshit Lord Dampnut has done since he got elected.
putting wall street execs in positions of power, weakening our access to energy by saying global warming isn't real
weakening us strategically by being a shiteating fucking douchebag when talking to our ALLIES!
He's not attacking our enemies, he's attacking our fucking ALLIES!
When people finally wake up to exactly how shit he is everyone is gonna vote fucking democrat, because the shitstink that orange autist is leaving on the conservative movement is gonna take fucking decades to fade away.
he is fucking America and Conservatism for the foreseeable fucking future
I swear to fucking god our next president is going to be a fucking hispanic trap feminist who's worked in porn, because no one is going to want to touch anything that looks conservative after Darth Mango has rubbed his shriveled nutsack all over it.
>>721329230 So tell me, my sloped foreheaded friend....how is a temporary ban on immigration from countries that have not committed any terrorist acts in your country going to reduce the amount of terrorist attacks in your country, when you did not include the countries from which you have been attacked in the ban? I already know the answer.
You're retarded. But Hilary Emails Benghazi Mudslimes.
>>721329403 Not knowing wtf you're talking about. This is what happens when little idiots grow up under 8 years of Obongo and don't know what things were like before him. Bans demonocracy? wtf are you even on about lol I'm laughing at how stupid and triggered your post is
>>721329610 Hello from the UK. We're the ones that signed that petition to deny Trump a state visit....we're debating it in parliament on the 20th. I don't know a single person in the UK that thinks Trump is anything other than the butt of a joke. Trump is the Joke, You're the butt
>>721329942 When you grow up you will realize that there are such things as a boss and a hierarchy. If you dont do your job, or even if the boss just feels like it, he can terminate you. I'd explain the perspective of a leader, the roles and mindset you must carry, but those are shoes you may never walk in anyway.
>>721329932 And yet you will be forced into a trade agreement with us because your fellow Europeans are mad at you >>721329973 Welcome aboard old friend, glad to see you back, the world trembles when the Stars and Stripes and the Union Jack sail over the horizon together
>>721330302 When you grow up, you'll realise there has been an erosion of civil liberties happening over the past 20 years, with more and more executive power being handed to a single person....luckily so far they've been pretty moderate, but there is now little to no protection from a blustering bombast really giving civil liberties a thorough raping. President Bannon is going to show you all just what a stupid idea it was to allow those liberties to erode.
>>721330319 Not of Trump continues to be Trump It's looking more likely that come the next election, the current shower of arseholes will be out on their ear, and we'll end up cap in hand begging for our old seat on the EU
>>721325684 I read your post, and decided I would actually fuck myself. Since my penis is much longer and thicker than you would imagine, all I had to do was lay on my back, spread my legs, lube up, and tuck my penis into my own anus. I then started to convulse in order to slide my penis in and out of my anus ever so slightly, enough to be techinically "fucking" myself. I then came. And when I was finished, I noticed that Donald Trump was still president and this is still our America. I have fucked myself, and our country is still great.
>>721330830 I know a guy just flew back from the US. He fled Iran as a teen and became a British citizen, he's now running his own company. He said that flying back from the US reminded him of when he was trying to flee Iran...the same Jackbooted Minion Grunts enacting the orders of a dictator without question despite its questionable legality. Don't say we didn't warn you America. We're not bailing you out this time
>>721330562 >Some white guy in charge >Actually restoring order >Actually securing employment in USA >Actually looking out for America tryng to fix this money drain >Actually not letting Soros sneakily fuck your country up >Actually calling the media out for actively shit stirring America where "Muh poor minorities" has become a political allegiance. But you're triggered by feels and men in power. I'm going to the gym, goodbye anon. No hate.
>>721331300 You're already a police state..have been for years. Just know that when those jackboots turn to start stomping you, I'll be smirking. I won't say "I told you so". I'll just smirk, in a really obnoxious way
>>721331446 But the only people that are asking for a stomping are """"""protesters"""""" literally burning their own communities in the name of """"""freedom"""". I actually support this. >I'll just smirk in an obnoxious way. Man, you're a badass!!!
>>721330421 >Wall will be an absolute nightmare to build and maintain because it has to cover 2000 miles of desert, plus tunnels lmao >Countries who actually are creating and aiding terrorists aka Saudi Arabia and Pakistan get off scot-free >illegal immigration has been at an all-time low >giving the Pacific to China on a silver platter >giving Europe to Russia on a silver platter hmm...
>>721326107 Please. We wanted what we got. He is doing everything we hired him for. The fact that your mad is number one. Getting rid of PC crap and safe zones is number 2.. fags like you will be a dying breed. Man up, faggot.
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