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ITT: We live in the same house.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT: We live in the same house.
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>>721315137
Let's move to another place
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"........GET......OUT.......FAGGOT!"
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>>721315300
No way I'm moving. This place was dirt cheap.
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OK, WHO TOOK A SHIT IN THE FIREPLACE AND LIT IT ON FIRE?
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>>721315360
No u.
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>>721315390
Sorry.
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>>721315420
Its ok, I fucked the peanut butter jar again.
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Shitters clogged.
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>>721315603
Well, don't just stand there, DO SOMETHING
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>>721315390
sorry bro, I didn't know it was a fireplace. I thought it was the oven.
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>>721315384
Maybe. But so are the neighbours.
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>>721315137

Who let the niggers out of the basement?
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hey you guys seen my shoes?
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>>721315906
We have a basement?
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Hey guise did you all fuck the one girl here at once or something? Her pussy looks weird and tastes funny.
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>>721315137
I will go crazy. Who left that axe? Must've been the previous owners moving out hastily.
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>>721315936
So that is where I left me sammich!
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

get out

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>721316054
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>>721315137
Gtfo.
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Guys who's kid is running around upstairs>
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get the fuck out of the restroom i need to shower
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>>721315932
Of coures. Where did you think we keep our niggers?
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>>721316579

No matter, grab that kid!
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>>721316579
whose*
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>>721315137
Hey OP, why the fuck did you clog the toilet with your shitposting huh?!
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>>721316579
damn, that kid is sportin' wood!
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Holy crap i didn't know there was a door behind here
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I'm going to the store, does anyone want anything?
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This is now A Cthulhu thread.
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>>721315137
wakes up
falls back asleep
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>>721315137
Id kill all of you fags. Id burn the house while you're all in it and stand outside to shoot anyone trying to get out
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Sure are alot of flies in here,someone take out the fucking trash.
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Who the fuck ate all my bread?! I made enough for everyone! It was like 3lbs of bread!
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>>721317905
You do it.
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>>721317748

Get me a pack of red luckies and some tomato juice...
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>>721317931
Thats not my job nigger
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>>721317748
Could you pass by the comic book store? I'd like to get "Lolis gone wild #45".

It's the last one I need to complete the collection.
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>>721317905

Tol dyou we should've bought more niggers, but nnnoooo, 3 are enough, we can breed them...
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>>721317748
Get me a couple of porno mags and a pack of fags.
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>>721317750
Tell me about Cha Thoo loo, willya? I've always wondered
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>>721315936
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>>721317748
im gonna need some candy, rope, tissues and masha and the bear dvd for the later
heres the money
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>>721318053
i think there's already a pack of fags in here!
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Guys, the snapping turtle got out of his cage. I need help catching him, he's in the laundry room.
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>>721317748
"Shota Slaves of the Amazon Queen".
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>>721318139

We have a laundry room? Is that the one with all the cumrags in it?
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>>721318139
*starts the camera*
dis gonna be gud
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>>721318139
MY SPEEDO!
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WHY IS IT ALWAYS SO FUCKING COLD IN THIS HOUSE?!?!
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someone wanna give me a bj?
ill pay
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>>721318195
Yes
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>>721318200
It's now shredded and covered in turtle shit.
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well gg wp some one will shoot up the house
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>>721318240
get a heater pleb
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>>721317748
He a box I 100 match books some lighter fluid some paint thinner and pvc pipes. Also double AA batteries muriatric acid and 25 boxes of Sudafedrin. Oh and some Epsom salt ,propane, hydrogen peroxide,ph strips ,iodine and lye.

Thanks
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>>721318240
We didn't pay the gas bill.
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>>721318263

In that case I say we smoke that little fucker out, I ain't going in without a hazmat suit.
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>>721318240
stop chugging antipyretics fag
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>>721318335

So we're not only cold, but left with no way to deal with Jews, should we come across any... Great...
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>>721318240
Grab a blanket stupid.
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>>721318312
Also I'm gonna be using the shed for a few days so fuck off.
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>>721318258
Ask that little boy to do it, he won't mind
>>721316579
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anyone seen mr. circle?
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WHO THE FUCK DREW A PENIS ON MY NEW COMPUTER?
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>>721318312
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>>721315137
Did you guys hear about the murder that was here before?
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>>721318434
that faggot is good at hiding
and running away
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>>721318339
I say we nuke it from low orbit- It's the only way to be sure....
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>>721318339
That might work. Got any pine straw?
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>>721315137
we got closet full of lube and we gonna have awesome party
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>>721318488
dubs, so that means the first one to catch him gets to buttfuck him?
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The defeos lived here before in amity, their dad started going crazy or so they say. heard voices telling him to kill his family. so one night while it was thundering out. He took a shot gun and went room to room. Blowing their heads off.
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>>721318546
So what's your point? sounds like a Thursday evening on /b
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>>721318452
*mumbling something in his beard*
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So I just got back from the clinic and yeah... you all need to get tested.
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>>721318511

I do. Niggers can sleep on the bare ground, fuck them.

Should we tell the others we're setting fire to the house?
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>>721318540
ill share him if i catch the fucker
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Who took a giant shit in the toilet?
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>>721318467
Can we rape the host?
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>>721318627
Nah, just put the pine straw in a soup can and light it. The floor's concrete, so it should be fine.
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>>721318645
First you complain I shit in the fireplace and now you complain I shit in the toilet? Make up your mind!
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>>721318645
we dont have a toilet
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>>721318644
I say we offer him to the sorority house next door
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guys i met this really funny dude he wants to join what do?
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>>721318717

Right, what could possibly go wrong?
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>>721318833
kill him
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>>721318820
hes gonna be a cute cum dumpster
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>>721318833

For the last time - your father can't live with us!
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The ouija board keeps spelling out "Robbie" over and over.
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Can you all kindly shut the fuck up? It's bedtime and I'm praying to our God.
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Hey anons i took this picture of the staircase what do you think?
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>>721319158
Well I guess the board is broken. You better burn it out in the backyard.
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>>721319183
I will join you. "Oh lord Gaben, bless all of us, your children, and bring us the prophecy of the coming of the Third."
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Top kek who's room is this
You left your door open anon
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So guuuyyyyssss, remember that turtle we tried to smoke out?
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>>721319248
Sounds more like it's...rotten.
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>>721319319
FUCK
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>>721315137
Looks like Amityville house. That movie scared the shit outta me as a kid.
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I'll be back, I need to Deus Vult the Islamic terrorist Next door.
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>>721319372
yes that's what is being referenced here>>721319227
>>721319158
>>721318546
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>>721319382
Godspeed
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>>721319319
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE ANY FIRE EXTINGUISHERS
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The good news is we got the turtle. The bad news is half the house is now FUCKED and the rest smells of burnt semen...
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Hey... Hey guys...
Wanna see me kill OP?
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>>721319470

We poor like shit!
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>>721319599
All we can afford is just crumbs.
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>>721319520
Did we catch him alive? I need some tissue samples. Oh, and you didn't touch him with your bare hands, did you?
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>>721315137
We need zombie proofing the shit out of the building!
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>>721319638

OH NOW YOU TELL ME?
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>>721319760
Great. I was engineering a B.O.W., you've got Turtle-itis now.
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>>721319720
Is that the Pentagon?
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>>721319382
idemo brate
deus vult
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>>721319912

Last time I try to help someone, belive You me...
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>>721320072
If you start itching, it means you're growing scutes.
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>>721320138

You bastards better pay for my fucking treatment. I've burned the house onve I'll fucking do it again!
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guys i made statue to honor our god
praying sessions will be held monday-monday at noon
CLOTHES FORBIDDEN
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>>721320230
THIS IS A HOUSE OF GABE NEWELL. STONE THE HERETIC!
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>>721320226
There is no treatment, it's a bio-organic weapon. Upside is you'll have the bite force of a snapping turtle.
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>>721320401

Everything turmed out better than expected...
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>>721320747
Bane?
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>>721321114

Tell me about him! Why does he wear the mask?
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What's for dinner?
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>>721321284
shit you want to call for delivery
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>>721321602

Nobody delivers to this address anymore
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>>721321284
T E N D I E S
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>>721321882
Gimme gimme chicken tendies
Be they crispy, or from Wendy's
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>>721316699
Why are you placing them in my room you Communist faggot?
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>>721321986
Don't assume my gender.
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>>721321986

You know we can't keep them outside anymore, Animal Control is just waiting for us to slip up again...
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>>721322060
Don't assume his preferred pronouns for other people's genders.
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>>721322117
*from outside* "Sheeeeeeeeiiiit"
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Nobody go to the attic for any reason. K?
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>>721322118
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>721322149

YOU SPEAK ONLY WHEN SPOKEN TO JAMAL
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>>721322170

Not the kids again...
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>>721322253
*Sheeeiits internally*
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>>721315137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTQvLLl92-Q
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>>721316579
>>721316740
>>721317563
>>721318488
>>721318644
>>721318820
>>721318906
Did anyone catch that spooky shota?
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>>721315936
My bad anon I fucked her ass to puss. It's gonna be a little funky up in there.
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>>721317694
If you value your sanity don't open that door.
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Does anyone know the dude in the corner over there, in the hoodie?
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Does anyone go in the attic and see what's up there?
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My 11 year old cousin will be coming here for a week. Does anyone have problems with that?
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>>721324409
That bloke's dylan roof. nigga's been staying here since they caught his autistic twin
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>>721317748
Butter and olives,
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Cmon kids, get into the van kids. WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD
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>>721317748
Cheese Pizza.
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>>721324503
Uh male or female?
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>>721318426
Can I check out what you're doing in there man? I'm bored as shit,
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>>721324786
Over 9000 child slaves, both labor and sex, pour into van
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>>721318452
Fuck your computer, someone carved "fugg my doot" into my bed frame!
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>>721316579
There...is....no....upstairs...!
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>>721325081
Alright kids, the Disney world is in my pants
>unzips pants
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Which one of you faggots is streaming 4K porn?! I keeping getting disconnected from Mineplex!
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>>721324503
No problem your cousin can stay in my room. I've got a big comfy bed, plenty room for 2!
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>>721324503
The ghosts sure don't.
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1589242
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>>721325276
Better question, why you, over the age of 7, playing minecraft in 2017?
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>>721324688
Well shit. Ya can't goof the Roof!
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>>721325269
Half asume the position the other half attavk and kill you and bury you in the gardeb
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>>721325353
I'm trying to get laid here, man, not just watch porn.
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Did you guys know we had a gazebo?
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHERE'S JOHNNY!
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>>721325613
I built it, names scruffy
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What's for dinner.
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Is sex allowed in the champagne room?
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>>721325791
A shit ton of stouffers meatloaf and chicken wings.
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>>721325817
Only if you hang the sign and shut the door.
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>>721325791
Ethiopian food
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>>721325951
Abdule this plate is empty
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>>721325986
Exactly
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Alright, who the fuck took my dragon dildo?

If there's one single imperfection on it, SO HELP ME GOD!!!!
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What's behind the locked door in the attic?
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Guys! I bought a black light!
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>>721326160
*sqeezes asscheeks together tightly*
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>>721326182
I bet Walt's mom lives there.

Hey Walt! Why don't you call your mom so we can get this show on the road?
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Hey come on, be honest , who fucked OP's granny again?
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>>721326188
Enitre mansion is white
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>>721326322
The better question is who didnt
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>>721326315
I have the key. Let's open it
>unlocks the door
OH...MY...GOD
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>>721326322
What you mean just today?
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>>721326322
i dindu nuffin
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>>721326322
Me. You hav a problemz wit thatz?
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>>721326465
Ho-ly...Shit.

Walter...


...This is the ugliest Sephiroth statue I've ever seen.
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>>721326699
Tyrone get back to work. Nigger. You can have the granny pussy and chikun wangs you want after todays jobs are done. *cracks whip*
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>>721326766
What the FucK?! This is horrible. Is that why it was locked, to protect us from this? Oh god, what have we unleashed?
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>>721326766
>>721326991

Nobody sees the guy in the cage?
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>>721315936
I think that's a uterovaginal prolapse
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>>721326699

Filthy dubs stealing negro. You're on half-rations from now on.
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>>721326991
OP's granny
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>>721326991
>>721327034

What are you faggots on about?
It's just Walter's stupid Sephiroth statue.

Fucking Cobain-looking-weeb.
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>>721327173
THERE IS A FUCKING GUY IN A CAGE NAKED! And you care about this weeb statue?
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STOP HIDING DEAD HOOKERS IN THE CLOSET THAT PLACE IS FOR OP!
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>>721327266
WHAT FUCKING GUY? IT'S JUST A STATUE! LOOK!

*touch touch*

IT'S STIFF AS MY DICK! THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S ACTUALLY A GUY!

ALSO, WHY AM I YELLING?
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Stop stealing my pet toad, guis
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>>721327803
I accidentally him into space
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I'm gong to listen to Tool loudly in my room.
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>>721318926
But muuuum!
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>>721329165
They're all sound proof so go ahead
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Where da purple drank at???
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>>721329644
second for sizzurp
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>>721329310
With the door open.
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>>721330023
Doors are autmatic m8
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Who deleted System 32 on my computer?
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>>721330023
I accidentally your cd
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>>721330261
The jews
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Ok fuckheads Who drank all of the milk?
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>>721315137
That's one full basement
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>>721330286
It's cool I've got it all on MP3 >>721330211
Except mine.
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>>721330356
It was me...
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>>721330416
Dude that milk has been expired for 3 months.
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>>721330356
Heheh...

Please don't check the chocolate milk
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>>721330520
Meh, I've had a good life.
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>>721330529
Speaking of which.! I figure since we all live together I can trust you guys. Will you watch this for me for a minute? I have to go do something.
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>>721330310
O shit fuck'em
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>>721330837
*watching*
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>>721330837
sure thing, man
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>>721330837
>watch this for me for a minute?
I just peed in it.
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>>721330837
kk np
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Hey , what is this ugly bitch doing in the 3rd floor toilet ?! Who the Fuck let her in ?!
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>>721327803
But i need bufotoxin to get high
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>>721332102
who said we can import whales?
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Alright guys, just filled up the beer fridge.
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>>721332102
Kill it with fire
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>>721332337
No Pepsi?
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>>721332337
No Dr Pepper?
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>>721326322
Young man! Here at the Anons we don't get dubs!
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>>721332426
>>721332500
no. and stop putting soda in the beer fridge
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>>721323035
Top kek
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>>721317748
I really need some cleaning supplies. Grab me some Bleach and ammonia.
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Okay I always stash my cum sock under my pillow and it's not there. Who takes a cum sock, guys? Really?
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>>721332586
I W I L L N E V E R S T O P
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>>721333314
and keep your god damn rum outta the jurassic park freezer
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>>721334280
Who the hell puts rum in a freezer?

A good rum should be placed in a dark place at room temperature to preserve all its rich flavours.
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>>721334280
Do you have Battletoads in the fridge anon?
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>>721334590
nah, gamestop was sold out.
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>>721334775
you need to ask at gold&silver
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hey anon grab a capri-sonne from the fridge, would ya
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>>721336597
We have sunny d m8.
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>>721336597
>>721337002
We have sizzurp too.
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>>721336597
Hey anon it's my turn to use the tv
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