Who's your pick /b/itches?

I'll take Who's Younger And Fitter for $500, Alex.

>>721259569
Trump has more weight to throw around

Obama is fit and athletic. Trump is obese and elderly. This isn't hard, fag.

>>721260351
Cause we all know it's the fatasses that dominate the ring.

Moron

>>721259569
trump is already a wwe champ

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Donald Trump is obese. Literally medically obese. It wouldn't be a fair fight. Obama's fit.

>>721259569

Trump of course Obama is a lightweight as best, but then again the coward would run away so we will never know

>>721259569
Black man takes the crown.

>>721260520
They do actually. Heard about sumo wrestling?

>>721260746
This isn't a contest to push each other out of a circle, dumbass.

In boxing, mma, etc being a lard ass, unmusclular fat shit won't help you win a fucking fight.

>>721260746
Lmao, this man gets it.

>>721260641
Stop jerking off. Trump wouldn't do it because he wouldn't be able to tweet at him. He's a giant pussy.

>>721259569
Obama could just tip Trump over and he wouldnt be able to get back up without exhausting himself.
Then Obama could tip him over again.
And again.

Not a very interesting fight.

>>721260854
You apparently do not know anything about combat.

>>721259569
>Obama: 6'1'' 175 lbs, age 55
>Trump: 6'3" 236 lbs, age 70
As if Obama's scrawny arms could even damage the god emperor in any way. Trump just has to sit on him, easy victory, also old man strength.

>>721259569
Fair fight? Obama, he's got mad reach

Prison rules? Obama is kenyan, Trump would break him in half

>>721260954

Combat? As in military? Well, we all know that the best and most effective combat soldiers are fat fucks. Yep, real life totally demonstrates that fact.

Or how about MMA. See a lot of sumo grade fat asses dominating that sport?

>>721261112
Isnt there like weight limits? Dunno anything about mma

>>721261261
weight limits to what?

>>721259569
Athletic, younger, built, BLACK man

Or

Balding, fat, no exercise, small handed, old white guy.

Obama hands down.

Now i'm not saying basketball and basic exercise will make a 55 year old man a killing machine but trumps fucking 70 with a laundry list of health conditions.

>>721259569
America. America wins.

>>721261353
> but trumps fucking 70 with a laundry list of health conditions.

This gives me hope

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>>721261079

>>721261112
Like I said you don't know shit.

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>>721261112
Depends on the situation. There are weight classes for a reason.

>>721260954
Kill yourself, basement dweller

>>721261261

The weight limit is the fatties either don't get very far or get enough exercise in the process that they cease to be fatties.

>>721261112
Just cause someone has muscles does not mean they can kick some ass. If you cannot see that it takes more than physical talent, you are an idiot.

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>>721261353
built like a 13 year old girl

>>721261637
Been dead for years mate.

One has been in WWE, the other has not.

https://youtu.be/MMKFIHRpe7I

>>721261261
No upper weight limit in the final weight class.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_heavyweight_(MMA)

Still not dominated by sumo tubs.

>>721261547
You say that but you don't back it up. Go fuck your hat.

>>721261568
Like I said above. Final class has no limit. Still no sumo grade fuckers dominating the sport in that class.

>>721261663
But if someone has no musclature it does mean they're going to get raped in combat sports. Only mall dojo faggots believe otherwise.

>>721261731
One was a legitimate president, the other is not.

>>721260351
>>721260520
>>721260746
>>721260854
>>721260954
>>721261112
>>721261547
You're both yo-yos. Shut up you yo-yos.

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This fat fuck will have a myocardial infarction before the fight would even start.

>>721259569
Obama is in better shape. Trump looks like he'd go full on nerd rage and tire his ass out chasing Obama around.

Obama in the 4th round by tko

Do they get prep time? If so Trump wins.

>>721261714
>>721261547
>>721260954

>WAKE ME UP!
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE!

>>721261908

Make me, faggot.

>>721259569
obama

trump is bulky, but i cant see him doing anything. he seems pampered. obama seems like he might have gotten into a fight as a child. he also would have longer reach and quicker.

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>>721260539

>>721261904
Both won elections, both are legitimate. Don't cry.

Also, leave Starbucks alone. They're on your side.

>>721261838
Lmao you sir are an idiot.

>>721260894
or, you dont get it.

dumbass

>>721262054
easy to say, hard to back up.

Faggot.

>>721260953
>Not a very interesting fight

But extraordinarily entertaining in that "look at the tard" way.

>>721261908
Good one. Return to reddit.

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>>721260954
>You apparently do not know anything about combat.

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>>721262046
>both are legitimate

T O P K E K

>>721262046
Donald's a fatty and I'll cry if I want to. The right did for eight years, why can't anyone else?

>>721262019

Obama not pampered as a child?

At least KNOW about the people you are discussing first

>>721261079
if this is true we should probably get used to hearing "president pence." Trump's hearts gonna give out before he finishes the term.

>>721262093
Like I said, you are an idiot.

>>721262270
easy to say, hard to back up

Faggot.

>>721262322
Idiot

>>721262270
You sound defensive.

>>721261712
Literally 2 years ago. He actually picked up a relatively serious exercise routine due to his generally declining health that occurs for men his age.

Even then he's fitter in that picture than trump who's been told by doctors not to walk to fast or to far too often per day let alone ride a bike.

Trump would win.

>>721262187
>"Oh you have a gun, do you? I'll put down my weapon. I'll put down my... HAHA I GOT A SECOND SWORD YOU MORHERFUCKER!"

>>721262187
This guy gets it.

>>721262357
This guy is it.

>>721259569
Obama is way younger and seems to be in much better shape. He seems to be eating much healthier as well. Trump is a bit taller, but I don't think that would help that much.

>>721262405
Go suck his dick why don't you.

>>721262019
Oh please the only thing Obama ever fought was a pickle jar with those scrawny arms, Trump is taller and has over 50 lbs on Barry. There's literally no way for Obama to win except prance around the ring hoping Trump gets tired chasing him. Judges would disqualify Obama for such a shameful display.

>>721262357
your retard. imbecile.

Obama is a literal pussy so Trump would just grab the shit outta him and RKO him.

>>721262522
oooh, aren't you clever

>>721262208
Because the right crying doesn't involve oestrogen led riots and violence.

>>721262539
Judges in a fist fight?

>>721260854
Been fun bro, I'm out of here to enjoy my night. I sincerely hope you have a great day, our little debate made me smile.

>>721259569

Probably the guy 20 years younger...

>>721261909
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>>721262203
>lower attendance
>must not be legit

Get over yourself SJWanker

>>721262258
Not really at 6'3" that's within the healthy weight range. >239 is where it's a concern

>Obama punches Trump
> Wig flies off and he lets his guard down
> Knockout

>>721262623
It caused people to shoot up 'liberal' churches and on one occasion a democrat campaign office In Arkansas. But keep lying. That's all you guys can do.

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>>721259569
who wins?

I do.
epic keks

>>721262383
Trump can take a punch, Obama couldn't beat up his daughter

>>721262635

Dancing around and letting your lard assed opponent tire himself out is perfectly legal in boxing.

>>721262785
no, that's borderline obese.

>>721262635
That's what happens when nobody gets knocked out.

>>721259569
Is this a real question? Trump is too fatigued for phone calls and too scared to walk down the stairs.

>>721262697
Right on bro. I hope you pick up massive pussy with your mad obesijitsu skills.

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>>721261909
wow what a great ass - it would feel good to press my pelvis up against that nice fucking ass

>>721259569
I think obama because he's much healthier, he's 6'2" and 175lbs, meanwhile Trump is 6'2(1/2)" and 15 pounds heavier, being a pretty tubby guy. He's probably not in good shape, I wouldn't be surprised if he smokes, or hits the bottle.
>Obama ftw

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>>721262785
.

>>721262822
Who said I'm right-wing?

>>721261079
lol trump is NOT 6'3

>>721260641
175 to 180lbs, 6'2", he's a light heavyweight yo.

>>721262785
6'3" 230 pounds of muscle is a lot different from 230 pounds of fat

source: am 6'3"

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>>721262980
that perfect form

>>721262960
I stuck around just to read your reply and I was not disappointed. Give your mom a kiss for me

We noted Tuesday that Donald Trump eats poorly, does not exercise and is badly overweight. Today we learned more about what now appears to be a very unhealthy lifestyle for a 70-year-old.

Depending on what news report you choose, Trump is either nearly obese (236 pounds) or quite obese (267 pounds), meaning a body-mass index of more than 30. Trump, just like he did on taxes, promised to reveal his health records and now has reneged. The Post reports:

Donald Trump discussed his personal health during a taping of “The Dr. Oz Show” on Wednesday morning and shared some of the results of his most recent physical examination, according to the show, not long after top campaign aides told reporters that he would not release any records on set and planned to talk about general wellness, not his personal health history.

Trump admits he doesn’t even play as much golf (his only real exercise) as he likes but considers campaigning to be exercise. (Umm, no.) He defends his fast food diet because you know what’s in it. (Umm, no.) David Plouffe has a point when he argues, “Here’s Trump — you know, ‘Dr. Feel Good’ [Dr. Harry Bornstein] put out a one-page letter. He’s 70. He’s the heaviest president we’ve had, candidate we’ve had, since William Taft. There’s a legitimate issue.”

>>721263007
Lol your stats are way off. Trump is over 50 lbs heavier and 2 inches taller.

>>721261079
one of trumps little cock sucker boys.

>>721263083
>actually he is pleb

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>>721263267
He lies about his height too

>>721263245
Oh snap, another zinger from the obesijitsu warrior. You're on a roll. Well, you probably roll into battle, but you're also very clever too.

>>721263294
Try to beat up someone over 50 lbs heavier than you with your fists see how good you do. Even if they're fat.

>>721263366
You know how I know you are gay? You said " oh snap".

>>721263366
Lol I love you dude. I wish I was fat man.

>>721263501
Oh snap...

>>721259569
If Trump wasn't 70 years old, I'd put my money on him, but I'll have to bet on ObabO for this one.

>>721260746
ever seen a sumo fighter in the ring with a real fighter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWxlZ52O0rI

I bet trump fights way more dirty like a true mob boss, barely ever does anything himself until he has bite a guys ear off

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>>721263351
>Implying Obama isn't wearing lifts to look taller than the God-Emperor

>>721261477
Checked and underrated. Truthfully that would be probably really shit because then Pence would be PoTuS

>>721263618
Motherfucker I swear.....I'd buy you a beer.

>>721259569
Drumpf is like 75 years old ffs.
Mustafa 18th

>>721263759
I dont think that's why she chose to wear those shoes.

>>721260539
>wwe champ

because fake fighting is real fighting

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>>721263759
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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>>721259569
truthfully, it would be a pretty pathetic display no matter what you boot-licking faggots like to think. trump is basically the fitness of randy bobandy, having stuffed his face with gold coated cheese burgers his entire life. and obama has been pushing a pen for 8 years. not to mention they're both old and aren't fighters. and hit that lands will hurt both the one throwing the punch and the one receiving it equally much.

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>>721259569
>thinking baby hand trump can do shit

>>721259569
Obama is a weakass, Urkel-type nigger

>>721263931
55 isn't that old unless you're like 16

>>721259569
There's one problem, tho.
Trump's 1,90m
He's got some weight
And he can wrestle a little as well
His mass would be a great shield, beacuse in box mass matters.
Trump would win

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>>721260641
trump's fitness on par with star wars kid.

>>721259569
Kek republicucks dick ride trump so hard that even in a fist fight they still think he can win.

>>721261714
>Tips fedora

>>721264366
Post your cellphone number bro, let's be friends.

>>721264134
obama plays basketball. He's probably also thrown a real punch at least once in his life. Trump's never hit anyone but his wife.

Is trump really 6'3? mother fucker looks shorter than obama every time they stand next to eachother.

Trump doesn't eat any fresh food. not even joking. its part of his germphobia. Dude probably has a 50% BMI

>>721259569
Obama, no contest whatsoever.

>>721264485
I'm not interested in your anime collection.

>>721264543
his bmi is 29.5

(30 is considered obese)

>>721259569
Obama's a weak ass bitch, him v. anyone is a landslide victory for whoever his opponent is.

>>721264134
>And he can wrestle a little as well
you count wwe as wrestling? underage b&

>>721264590
Dude but my mom bought me this new hentai. Have you tried the new pizza rolls flavor?

>>721263907
lifts go inside the shoe jackass

>>721264091
55 is old enough to throw a punch that hurts, but also old enough to dislocate every joint while you do it. And 70 is old enough to die as you try to throw a punch.

it would look pathetic. obama would swing and miss, dislocating his shoulder and spine, and trump would die from clogged arteries.

obama, but he'll be using brass knuckles and have biden and clinton beating on trump too

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>>721264134
>he can wrestle
>thinks wwe is real

>>721259569
obama. hands down. he is in so so much better shape. i really don't see trump taking a punch well. maybe trump 15 years ago vs obama today. but as it stands the Kenyan Killer ftw.

>>721262849
Trump would literally run the risk of a fatal grand mal seizure if he got struck in the head.

>>721261838
No reputable promotion has a super heavyweight division in MMA. The de-facto highest weight limit in the sport is 265 at heavyweight. And Roy Nelson is a fat fuck and he's had fairly remarkable success. Mark a Hunt is pretty tubby too, and he's fought for the UFC heavyweight title and is also a K-1 champion.

>>721265219
His hair would cushion the blow

>>721259569
as a kenyan, obama has fought lions, hyenas, and alligators every day his whole life using nothing but his fists. trump has lived cradled in a gold-coated vagina his whole life, never wrestling with anything but his own boner.

obama would jam his thumb in trump's butthole.

>>721264895
depends on the person really. my dad's 62 and im 21, he could out run, out lift and kick any of my friends asses.

>>721261079
> Trump just has to sit on him

This isn't Kung Fu Panda, fatasses don't gain retard strength in real life

>>721262203
http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2017/01/politics/trump-inauguration-gigapixel/

Both lose,
Barrack is shot in self defense, Trump is indicted for killing an innocent dindu

>>721265371
that's because you don't have any friends. also is your dad obama? no? thought not.

>>721259569
Obama's angry chimp strength destroys Trump

>>721262980
now that's one fat, disgusting fuck.

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It would be like Ali vs Butter Bean

>>721265038
are you actually retarded? Nobody is talking about the WWE.

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>>721265487
nigga, im just saying being 50+ doesn't mean you'll break a hip or crumble to dust

>>721265730
no, dislocate. 70 is the time where you'll break a hip or crumble to dust

>>721265709
>says the tard who thinks trump can do anything physical
he's fatter than your mom. he probably needs a fold out chair to use the escalator.

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>>721260472

Obama is weak.

Big Don is 6 foot 3 and 235 pounds. He's a beast of a man.

>>721266190
i don't know anon my mom is pretty fat.

>>721263792
True

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>>721262539
>50 pounds
Yeah. Of fat...

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>implying a gay nigger could compete with a god emperor
>implying the god emperor wouldn't crush the nigger king with his mind powers on sight
>implying

>>721261568
referring to the image thats likely his child's .22

I think it would be more like both drawing a line, and daring the other to cross it. Then a knock this off my shoulder. They would both strut around like a couple of pussies, and claim that they kicked the other ones ass.

>>721263954
If Trump has baby hands
>>721262688
Obama has fetus hands.

You still lose faggot

>>721259569
>fist fight
ofcourse a nigger would