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If you could go back in time and fuck any girl, who would it

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If you could go back in time and fuck any girl, who would it be?

I'd go back to the 60's and fuck Twiggy
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>>721250010
Before Emma Watson, there was Twiggy
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>>721250123
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>>721250010
Audrey Hepburn
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>>721250379
>Audrey Hepburn
Not fucking bad!
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More of her
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My second choice would be to steal Pattie Boyd from Georgia boy
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>>721250666
Th bitch had goofy teeth and got passed around by a bunch of rock stars, but damn.
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>>721250799
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A great compilation of 60's skanks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzpPy9hJYA8
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The motherfucking Queen!
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>>721250379
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>>721250010
Virgin Mary
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>>721251856
She's always been haggard tho
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>>721252437
Would you cuck Jesus, or be his daddy?
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>>721252437
YOU FOOL. YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE BALANCE!
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>>721252928
Oh fuck that Butterfly Effect bullshit
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eva braun

i wouldnt do it, i'd get a nigger to do it
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>>721253082
But why
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>>721253082
>eva braun
damn hivemind.
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Cleopatra is an obvious choice
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>>721253368
That big nose greek bitch?
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Harriet Tubman was a freak so if I had a choice.ten Dolla bill y'all
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>>721253428
Just to know what the fuzz was all about
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>>721253578
She had those Roman boys drooling over her because they'd never see a boss bitch before. Pathetic really. "independent" women are cancerous.
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>>721252774
Not when younger m8. She's just so old now that you have to look back a long time lol
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>>721253727
Nah man. She was always a goofy lookin English bitch. Incest is a motherfucker.
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motherfuckin grace kelly could use my time-dickin
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>>721253727
Dafuq. She was ugly as fuck back then too. Faggit
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>>721253899
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>>721250010
>pic related
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Maureen McCormick
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>>721254174
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>>721254000
nice trips

plus you could bust, then go back in time and fuck her again. forever. and do all sorts of depraved shit because you'll keep going back in time and she wouldn't remember any of it.
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>>721254289
>abusing time travel
What could go wrong
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>>721254174
>>721254263

>MARCIA
>MARCIA
>MARCIA
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>>721250010

I'd fuck OP's mom for a second time.
Before his extra chromosomed deformity of a body perma-rekt her pussy.

Look what you did OP! LOOOOK!!
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>>721254553
My mom is black.

-Love, OP
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>>721250010
OP's mum 9 months before he was born
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>>721250379
Legs and feet I still fap to
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>>721253428
>greek
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Marianne Faithful
>Boner!
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>>721255289
Seeing her feet in this picture was the reason I stopped liking her. They're weird
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>>721250010
cuck the snek
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>>721250010
Preferably in-uniform.
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>>721255865
>navel
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Tallulah Bankhead. She was a freak even back then.
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>>721253790
Funny because her family is German. Idiot.
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>>721254648

> my mom was blacked

Fixed it for ya.
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you are all small-time
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Mia Farrow
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>>721256784
>>721255865 fucked your forebear
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>>721250010
>I'd go back to the 60's and fuck Twiggy

You don't have to go back to the 60's for that, m8.
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>>721257044
Doesn't matter.
Now when Mary becomes pregnant she won't be confirmed to be a virgin, will be killed for adultery, and Jesus will never be born.
I just un-fucked the last 2000 years of human history.
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>>721250010
Jennifer Lein. had such a huge boner for Kes (dat voice and dem eyes, mmmmm). pretty sad how she ended up.
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>>721257246
this anon is best anon
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>>721257246
noice. I'll do Joan of Arc then.
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>>721250010
id fuck my own mom and get parkinsons like that dude
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Kate Bush
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Blondie
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Lauren Bacall
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Both of the Olsen twins at the hight of their Full House fame.
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>tfw 99% of lurkers are too young to know who any of these are
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>>721257753
She would consume your soul and leave you as an empty husk... And you would be grateful
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>>721258160
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>>721258160
>young
niqqa I was born in '93
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>>721259092
94 here, we are young.
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>>721260081
just wait for 1 year
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>>721259092
lurk more
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Lady Hamilton for sure
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Diana Rigg
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>>721259092
>>721260081

I've got over a decade on you fuckers.
You youngins.. Wtf happened with most of the kids born in the 90's?
Did IQ's sharply drop?
The ignorance I have to deal with supervising 18-25yr olds boggles my mind considering the easy access to information these days.
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>>721253313
she looks jewish there
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>>721260971
>Did IQ's sharply drop?
They did sharply increase.
>>721260971
>The ignorance I have to deal with supervising 18-25yr olds boggles my mind considering the easy access to information these days
You were much worse back then!
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>>721261064
Well, she did marry a jew... so
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>>721254174
>>721254263
not picking lori partridge
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>>721250010
I'd go back to when my sisters were little girls to fuck them.
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>>721250379
>>721250469
>>721250558
Ugly overrated whore.
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Phoebe Cates
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Frances Dee
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>>721261643
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>>721261256
> Hur-dur nuh uh! You were worse!

Very well thought out retort genius.
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>>721262084
YES IT IS!
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Joan of Arch
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Wot? The most beautiful woman that ever lived!
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Hedy Lamarr
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>>721252311
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audrey_Hepburn#Experiences_during_World_War_II_.281939.E2.80.931945.29
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>>721256784
Oh yes I'd blow her back out.
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>>721262558
IT'S HEDLEY
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who was that thiccc bitch that used to do pinup back in the day? Black hair, always with a corset or some shit

Not goth, but black hair and pale skin, pinup bitch.

thicccccc

her. i'd fuck her.
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Sharon Tate. Most beautiful woman that existed and will ever exist.
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>>721263063
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>>721263122
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Betty Page faggots. How has this not been said yet!?!
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my sister when she was 15
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>>721257246
/thread
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ursula andress
so hot that they were like "fuck it, we won't find an actress who actually speaks fluent English, dub her"
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If there was even a debate, I just won it.
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>>721262975
that'd be Bettie Page
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>>721262793
Kek
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>>721263063
why don't girls have doe eyes like this anymore
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>>721250379
Beat me to it anon
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>>721263680
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>>721250010
one of the most interesting threads in a LONGGGGGGGGGGGG time...........

no kids, no sucking shit from Andy, no WWYD stupid shit, no which one, no what do i do on a date....

GREAT
TY OP
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Jane Fonda
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Without a doubt, Britt Ekland... so hot in the Wicker Man
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>>721262793
>>>721262558 (You)
POINTS! (I need a Hardwick meme for that.)
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>>721250123
>>721250010
Nothing like the poster girl for anorexia
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Bridget Bardot
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>>721256439
But to be fair there is a tonne of legit incest in the royal family
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>>721250010
Id go back and bang your mom then abort your little nigger ass op
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>>721250010
I'd fuck Cleopatra, my alternate is going back to 1915 and fucking an underaged Helen hayes.
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Ava Gardner
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The beautiful Grace Kelly
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Ginger Rodgers
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Rita Hayworth
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Helen Mirren
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>>721263795
Bettie was the original bad bitch IMHO
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Helen Mirren in her prime, which honestly was basically 15-65.
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>>721250010
Pre-Victorian times, when no social concept about sex seen the light of day and women bowed down to the stronger sex without question
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I'd give Mona Lisa a facial.
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>>721254000
She looks like Reese Witherspoon here
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>>721266118
>Bridget
Brigitte
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I'd fuck the Virgin Mary.
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>>721267292
My nigga
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Marilyn Monroe 100%
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>>721254174
Yeah, she's been pretty open about how slutty and stoned she often was.

>>721261285
A good second choice, but with Maureen you could prolly swing a three way.
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>>721267701
So would that make you Jesus's father if you cum inside of her?
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>>721267912
You know it!
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>>721263063
>>721263122

Sharon Tate, I'd kill to fuck her.
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>>721250010
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>>721250010

Natalie Wood. I'd bang her like a screen door in a windstorm.
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>>721268120
what kind of wood doesn't float?

>Natalie Wood
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>>721267703
If you were the one who posted the earlier .gif, too, then I owe you thanks. Both that and this are ones I didn't have in my collection.
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>>721268187
Too soon.
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Valerie Leon
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Ginger Rodgers omg but she didnt look so good later on in life but still here you go ...
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Jane Seymour, complete goddess, esp in Live and Let Die 007
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>>721268187

Hey man, its me, Kirk, you better shut the fuck up.
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Lynda, her prime being about 1975-1980, but honestly she's still fuckabe in SuperTrooperes so no need to really travel too far back.
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I would go back in time to bang young Melanie Griffith, both for the pic related reasons and to warn her against all the plastic surgery she had to destroy her looks.
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Ingrid late 30s/early 40s.
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>>721269097
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>>721268371
Welcome
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Oh boy
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Brooke Shields, in between Pretty Baby and Blue Lagoon
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>>721269486

Yet another one. I feel that I owe you one in return, but I've no doubt you already have it. Still, here you go.
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>>721250010
I'd go back and fuck Eve, then Adam wouldn't want her and I'd abort any babies. Thus I would save the human race.
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>>721269868
Always appreciate some prime helen
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>>721250010
Ehhhh, Fran drescher while she was doing the nanny. Or Cher up until like 2005
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>>721269558
>I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon
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Joan of arc
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I'd go to 10,000BC and fuck the hottest 5 Atlantean bitches I could find at the same time.
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>>721263063

Wasn't she the star of the original blade movie?
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>>721268718
Hnng
Kinda makes me think of a risque/naked Taylor Swift.

I'd pick Milla any day, though.
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>>721271204
nice choice
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>>721270843
Also, Alex Mack, that chick from "Caitlin's Way", and Claire Danes from the "My So Called Life" era...
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>>721270497
>Fran drescher while she was doing the nanny
great body! agreed!
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>>721270497
Good choices /b/rother!
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What can I say, I love Lucy.
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She should be on the list.
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>>721271430

Good call.
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>>721257650
she may not be fuckable anymore, but she will forever be a goddess.
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Is this even a question? Imagine busting a fat nut in Audry
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Gotta say Candace Cameron
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Prime jen
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>>721268482
Idk who she is but yuuup
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>>721271851
Damn..
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>>721250010
Travel back a couple thousand years and fuck the virgin mary
Jesus is now my biological son
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>>721272483
Charlotte got me something fierce.
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id destroy 70s kunay
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>>721272724
Nice
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>>721260883
oh you fucking nigger! I was going to claim her.
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Roll roll roll in the hay.
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I'd go back to the early 90s to fuck young teenage larisa oleynik.
literally no such thing as a girl hotter than her at 13
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Elvira
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>>721250379
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>>721272923
you are a scholar and a gentleman sir.

but yep got there first.
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Betty White
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>>721273169
>Boobarella
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Misty Rowe (1970s Hee Haw)
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>>721273315

Sorry to say that the photo is fake. As alluring as Hepburn was in many ways, besides having no known nude photos, she was also almost flat as a board.
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>>721250010
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>>721273584
I know it's fake. I CAN DREAM, CAN'T I
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1980s Goldie Hawn.......have a pic somewhere....just to lazy to look
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young Sofia Vergara (hell, Sofia at any age...)
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>>721250010
my best friend. shes amazing, really hot (out of my league). had a solid chance once but i was with someone and didnt act on it. regret it, especially since im not with the girl i was with anymore. i guess friends will have to do, im married and have a daughter. mortgage, whole deal. my friend is married with a house too
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>>721273635
Derp! That nipple is as big as her head!
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>>721273701

I used to think that until the flood of fake nudes in the last few years. Nothing like "OMG NUDEZ!" only to realize they are bullshit time and time and time again. Best to live in reality and try to find the best real ones you can. I feel your pain, though.
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Grace Slick, lead singer in Jefferson Airplane
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>>721273386
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>>721273996

I would make her sing the lyrics to White Rabbit while I banged her doggy style.
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Jean Simmons
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>>721272339
id would go way back and fuck her before you in her real prime
let me know how my dick tastes like fag
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>>721274115
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Paulette Goddard
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>>721274172
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>>721273779
Fuuck. This.
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Elizabeth Taylor
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>>721274240
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>>721251856
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>>721274314

Do you have any better quality of the set stills where you can actually see her nude? I've been hoping to find some.
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>>721274240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no91VOgafTw
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>>721274155
Try agian faggot
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>>721254263
Aw yiss
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>>721274568
Holy shit! Wasn't even aware there were any. There's no nude scenes in the version of Spartacus that I have. Are these from outtakes? Or is there a version with these scenes included?
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>>721250010
Can I go to the future?
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>>721274745

On-set photography, I think. Definitely not from the film. Here's another one. Guess I'm the one spreading the happy cheer today.
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Rape the fuck out of John Lennon's pussy whipping bitch wife. Maybe he wouldn't have been killed then.
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>>721250010
Two sluts in high school I knew at the same time, should have fucked them both.
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>>721275006
You sure that's her? Hard to see a real resemblance on her face there. Might be a body double?
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>>721273996
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>>721275056
Careful with those edges.
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i'm a sucker for dem sexy voices
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Ava Gardner
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>>721250010
Not even joking

To be able to fuck a girl so sexy even God said, "Fuck I need to hit that"

I'd be crazy not to go for it if I had the chance.
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Sharon Tate
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>>721275110

100% her. I'm fuzzy on the details now, but the whole thing was supposed to be the start of a pretty steamy love sequence that ultimately got toned down. Remember: this is the same film that shot a scene where Olivier tries to seduce Tony Curtis. Sadly for us, they shot the latter but I don't think ever did a full scene for the former.
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>>721250010
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>>721275244

Our Father, who arte in heaven, I fucked your mom and you're a bitch
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>>721275244
"One day you'll be on candles everywhere that people eat rice and beans."
"Sweet. Slamfuck my face."
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>>721275452
Second. Crushed hard in middle school when we read her book.
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>>721275446
Ah, ok. Yeah, I'd pay good money for a Jean Simmons sex scene. You know if she did nude scenes in other films?
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>>721275627

> doing it because you're genuinely sweet and not trying to be an edgy shit

How do you even exist in this hell?
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>>721275714

She didn't. It was in searching for them way back when that I ultimately found those photos above.
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>>721273996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_raXzIRgsA
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>>721275935
Shame. Thanks for the pics :)
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>>721271851
I'd give anything to fuck Felicity's mom. What a MILF.
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>>721271851

I want to fuck that bunny.
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>>721257753
Yes, 100 times yes.
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>>721258187
Sounds about right.
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>>721275987

Sure thing. Here's a parting gift: Simmons in her early MILF phase.
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>>721273846
Yeah, I know. I can't explain it. She just does it for me.
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>>721272128
>You will never trade a choclate bar and a pack of cigarettes in exchange for sex with teenage Audrey Hepburn during the final years of WW2.
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Meryl Streep
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>>721276136
Thanks again :D
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>>721250010

Triforce test


▲ ▲
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>>721276370

Jesus, I used unicode a0. Does it even work anymore?
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>>721276139
Howard the duck?
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>>721269090
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>>721276753
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>>721276793
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>>721276583
Yeah, I know. She is weird looking. But I don't give a fuck, she turns my peep to diamonds.
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>>721273066
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No 70's Goldie Hawn. What the fuck in wrong with this /thread
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>>721274654
prime jen
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>>721277054
> sideways pic
>./thread own post
> being this retarded
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>>721273775
My nigga, other person I saw that posted Goldie hawn.
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>>721277231
Sometimes you gotta live dangerously...
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>>721277147
ASS TO ASS!
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back 2 Christmases ago, to fuck this chick who was all feely with me and shit. never gonna get that chance now. she moved away
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>>721273996
Grace Slick from the 60s, Björk from the 90s. You just KNOW they would do some shit that would blow your mind and change you irreversibly as a person
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>>721275990
Me too...
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>>721250010
Susan Sarandon. Even if it were just a few years ago.
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>>721261643
>Ugly overrated whore.
your mom
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>>721266348
The real Cleopatra is not like the Hollywood's Cleopatra.
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Go back to high school and fuck them all.
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>>721277781
One night stand with Bjork in '91. I was 23, fairly experienced, but that was the first time I came without ejaculating (well, she eventually had me shoot loads all over the room). She was an expert at edging before I'd ever heard the term. And first woman who's asshole I licked.
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>>721277848
I'd love to cover her face, tits, and ass in my jizz.
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margott kidder
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Stevie Nicks, before she went solo.
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I'm tired and want to log off but this thread is dope.
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>>721268852
Kananga!
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>>721279620
nice moustache
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>>721250010

i would go back to the time before you were born and then fuck your mother
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>>721280073

Congratulations. You're only the fifth or sixth person in this thread to crack that joke.
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>>721279927

OH NO! She's a human with flaws! Please forgive me!

>dumbass.
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Jodie Foster, or that black dancer with the Minnie Mouse hair.
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>>721250010
I'd google a nice rich star who died recently and fuck his mother, 9.5 months before his birthday.

Reason: If I manage to be the biological father of that fucker, our genes will we so similar that any professional would read a test a fatherhood wrong and declare me his son, when I claim to be his rightful heir.

money
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