If you could go back in time and fuck any girl, who would it be?
I'd go back to the 60's and fuck Twiggy
Not fucking bad!
My second choice would be to steal Pattie Boyd from Georgia boy
Th bitch had goofy teeth and got passed around by a bunch of rock stars, but damn.
Not when younger m8. She's just so old now that you have to look back a long time lol
plus you could bust, then go back in time and fuck her again. forever. and do all sorts of depraved shit because you'll keep going back in time and she wouldn't remember any of it.
I'd fuck OP's mom for a second time.
Before his extra chromosomed deformity of a body perma-rekt her pussy.
Look what you did OP! LOOOOK!!
Tallulah Bankhead. She was a freak even back then.
you are all small-time
>I'd go back to the 60's and fuck Twiggy
You don't have to go back to the 60's for that, m8.
Now when Mary becomes pregnant she won't be confirmed to be a virgin, will be killed for adultery, and Jesus will never be born.
I just un-fucked the last 2000 years of human history.
niqqa I was born in '93
Lady Hamilton for sure
I've got over a decade on you fuckers.
You youngins.. Wtf happened with most of the kids born in the 90's?
Did IQ's sharply drop?
The ignorance I have to deal with supervising 18-25yr olds boggles my mind considering the easy access to information these days.
>Did IQ's sharply drop?
They did sharply increase.
>The ignorance I have to deal with supervising 18-25yr olds boggles my mind considering the easy access to information these days
You were much worse back then!
Wot? The most beautiful woman that ever lived!
who was that thiccc bitch that used to do pinup back in the day? Black hair, always with a corset or some shit
Not goth, but black hair and pale skin, pinup bitch.
her. i'd fuck her.
Sharon Tate. Most beautiful woman that existed and will ever exist.
Betty Page faggots. How has this not been said yet!?!
so hot that they were like "fuck it, we won't find an actress who actually speaks fluent English, dub her"
one of the most interesting threads in a LONGGGGGGGGGGGG time...........
no kids, no sucking shit from Andy, no WWYD stupid shit, no which one, no what do i do on a date....
Without a doubt, Britt Ekland... so hot in the Wicker Man
I'd fuck Cleopatra, my alternate is going back to 1915 and fucking an underaged Helen hayes.
The beautiful Grace Kelly
Bettie was the original bad bitch IMHO
Helen Mirren in her prime, which honestly was basically 15-65.
Natalie Wood. I'd bang her like a screen door in a windstorm.
Ginger Rodgers omg but she didnt look so good later on in life but still here you go ...
Jane Seymour, complete goddess, esp in Live and Let Die 007
Lynda, her prime being about 1975-1980, but honestly she's still fuckabe in SuperTrooperes so no need to really travel too far back.
I would go back in time to bang young Melanie Griffith, both for the pic related reasons and to warn her against all the plastic surgery she had to destroy her looks.
Brooke Shields, in between Pretty Baby and Blue Lagoon
Yet another one. I feel that I owe you one in return, but I've no doubt you already have it. Still, here you go.
She should be on the list.
Is this even a question? Imagine busting a fat nut in Audry
Charlotte got me something fierce.
Roll roll roll in the hay.
I'd go back to the early 90s to fuck young teenage larisa oleynik.
literally no such thing as a girl hotter than her at 13
my best friend. shes amazing, really hot (out of my league). had a solid chance once but i was with someone and didnt act on it. regret it, especially since im not with the girl i was with anymore. i guess friends will have to do, im married and have a daughter. mortgage, whole deal. my friend is married with a house too
I used to think that until the flood of fake nudes in the last few years. Nothing like "OMG NUDEZ!" only to realize they are bullshit time and time and time again. Best to live in reality and try to find the best real ones you can. I feel your pain, though.
id would go way back and fuck her before you in her real prime
let me know how my dick tastes like fag
Do you have any better quality of the set stills where you can actually see her nude? I've been hoping to find some.
Try agian faggot
Holy shit! Wasn't even aware there were any. There's no nude scenes in the version of Spartacus that I have. Are these from outtakes? Or is there a version with these scenes included?
On-set photography, I think. Definitely not from the film. Here's another one. Guess I'm the one spreading the happy cheer today.
i'm a sucker for dem sexy voices
Not even joking
To be able to fuck a girl so sexy even God said, "Fuck I need to hit that"
I'd be crazy not to go for it if I had the chance.
100% her. I'm fuzzy on the details now, but the whole thing was supposed to be the start of a pretty steamy love sequence that ultimately got toned down. Remember: this is the same film that shot a scene where Olivier tries to seduce Tony Curtis. Sadly for us, they shot the latter but I don't think ever did a full scene for the former.
Sure thing. Here's a parting gift: Simmons in her early MILF phase.
Yeah, I know. I can't explain it. She just does it for me.
Yeah, I know. She is weird looking. But I don't give a fuck, she turns my peep to diamonds.
No 70's Goldie Hawn. What the fuck in wrong with this /thread
My nigga, other person I saw that posted Goldie hawn.
Grace Slick from the 60s, Björk from the 90s. You just KNOW they would do some shit that would blow your mind and change you irreversibly as a person
Susan Sarandon. Even if it were just a few years ago.
The real Cleopatra is not like the Hollywood's Cleopatra.
One night stand with Bjork in '91. I was 23, fairly experienced, but that was the first time I came without ejaculating (well, she eventually had me shoot loads all over the room). She was an expert at edging before I'd ever heard the term. And first woman who's asshole I licked.
Jodie Foster, or that black dancer with the Minnie Mouse hair.
I'd google a nice rich star who died recently and fuck his mother, 9.5 months before his birthday.
Reason: If I manage to be the biological father of that fucker, our genes will we so similar that any professional would read a test a fatherhood wrong and declare me his son, when I claim to be his rightful heir.