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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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We all have them. Just share, this is a safe place.
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I'm a fucking loser at life
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>>721244244
i fucking hate muslims
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>>721244244

dis my secret thread:
>>721242304

I'm crying, this is gold
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>>721244364
samefag here
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>>721244244
Nice no. Anagram..
Funny thing is though
I have no secrets
Only ones that cannot be learnt or taught.
My secrets are wisdom and insight.
My life is an open book.
A book written by cunts
Beyond jealous of my natural ability.
If you were to ask them
Theyd say that we made you who you are.
True to an EXTENT.
But I was born this way.
And if I could start again
I would tell them only this.
Stop trying to Influence and control.
I am beyond you.
And for all you're trying
You've caused nothing but issues.
So there you go guyz.
This is my only secret.
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>>721244244
the people in the forums and chatrooms I post in think that I'm just edgy and a loser.
they always tell me to kill myself and to fuck off
I pretend as if it wouldn't bother me, but it does
I don't want to be alone, I want to talk to people, I want people to understand how I feel and share their stories with mine.
but as soon as I start posting about such things, people just laugh at me. I can't stand it anymore, but I can't quit with those places, there's nowhere else to go
my life is a fucking joke
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>>721245303
fuck off.
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>>721245303
You Rnt edgy
The fact u use words of teh year indicates as much
Kys
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>>721244244
I watch interacial porn, specifically I watch black on white rough gangbang and scenes where the nig is so big its legitimately painful for the girl to take him because its as close to my favorite fetish, orc rape, as I can get in the 3D world.

Porn for public interest.
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>>721245758
damn, it feels much nicer if you post this stuff on an anonymous board
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>>721244244
I have lots of trouble finding interracial videos about white guys fucking hot black girls.
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>>721246089
that's because there are no hot black girls
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I cheated on my wife with my best friend's wife. It was the best sex I've ever had. I'm trying to break it off and she won't stop hitting me up for round 2. I feel really guilty.
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I'm Taylor Swift.
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I want to continue singing (as a career) but too scared to tell anyone because no one knows i sing
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>>721246586
Mind recording it and sharing with the thread?
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I jerked in my brothers bed when I was 15 because I didn't want to get the stains on my blanket
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I'm in love with a girl i know but she gave me multiple hints she isnt interested
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>>721246694
i mean, im not that good so don't get your hopes up
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>>721244244
I think post your secrets threads are started by FBI bots.

also I shot a man in reno just to watch him die.
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Im middle eaterns living in a white country and in so ashamed of how people of my ethnicity act. I think a white ethnostate with maybe 15% foreign born would be good. My people dont assimilate at all and they just give us a bad name
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I cum in all of my sister's shoes, because I love to think that every time she wears them her feet are soaked in my cum.
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>>721247391
does she not notice?
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kigurumi
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>>721244438
>I'm crying this is gold
please die and go to reddit
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>>721247443
Honestly I do not know. I've been doing it for about 4 years and it doesn't seem like she noticed anything.
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>>721245201
Shut the fuck up fucktard
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i hate almost everyone in my life besides two people and wouldn't care if i was marooned on an island by myself for the rest of my life without company
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>>721247723
What about a baby sucking your cock?
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>>721248010
Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking emo faggot
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I Hate /b/!
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>>721248070
im no emo, fucking hate em just a huge introvert you dirty nigger
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>>721248010
Just fucking kill yourself already joe, the only one who would miss you would be Michael, and thats only because you buy him beer when he asks.
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>>721244244
I lied at the MEPS about my medical history. I cant even sleep now I dont wanna get in trouble.
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>>721248247
who's joe?
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>>721248247
actually nm, you bore me newfag kys
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I have been with my current gf for almost two years but i still think about my ex every day.
And i would probably dump current gf if old one asked me back
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I masterbate to nudes of my daughter i found on her laptop
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In every PC or laptop i repair i install some remote access programs, so i can have fully access to their files. Since now i've got about 700 GB worth of material.
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>>721248925
Can you post a nice sample of one
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>>721248380
Emo friend who claims he is suicidal just to get attention. He doesnt have a job, watches cartons all day and doesnt take care of his body. Fuck man he is so gross he has a perminant skin condition that gives him blisters, acne and rashes. The only reason he isnt on the streets right now is because he is half native and his mom, brother, two sisters and myriad of dogs rely on his native gibsmedats so that they dont have to get full-time jobs.

He always goes from admitting he has a huge crush on me and admitting he wants to kill himself on /b/ , he even went out of his way last time I dared to visit his house just so I would feel bad for him and stay overnight.

Im really fucking sick of it, and I want him to (a) just fucking do it already or (b) do something to improve himself so he doesnt have to rely on my sympathy to feel good about being worthless bottomfeeding scum.
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>>721248812
Is she of legal age?

If so, care to share?
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>>721249070
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I'm a meme stealer.
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>>721249645
:o
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>>721246694
you still here?
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>>721246192
Don't do it man
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>>721249645
MOAR OP

also start a thread

this has potential
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>>721249934
quads say do it
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>>721249973
checkem
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>>721244244

My girlfriend is lovely and very pretty but I'm not sexually attracted to her
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>>721249826
Yep
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>>721244244
When I was a kid, I manipulated my psychiatrist into letting me onto a mentally disturbed program at school (for Schiz/Bipolar students), then dropped out.

Half my family doesn't know. I told them that I graduated in an accelerated program, then started work for a tech startup. In reality I became a NEET for 6 years.
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>>721250020
got a discord or something? idk if im ready to be roasted by /b/ yet
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>>721249934
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>>721246709
I did this in my sister's bed when I was 13 kek
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I silently let hot, foul air seep out of my ass during hookups. No one has ever said anything to me and they always come back for more. Convinced my tight little ass doesn't stink.
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>>721250153

give me a sec while I bring mine up
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I have a madly crush on my cousin, Cant find a better woman then her.
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>>721250199
Same girl.
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Masturbate to art on deviantart.
>ITT Anon wants to die
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Having a hard time in life, hard to stop making shitty decisions, friends are mad with me because I don't hang out, but I'm dealing with confidence/ health problems feel like I'm dying ( literally shitting blood rn) no money for doctor etc... feels like a never ending fuck up.
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>>721248247
love it when ppl make up names to pretend like they know the person even tho we all know it's bullshit
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I started balding at the age of 18. 25 now and fuck me it's shit.
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>>721250639
Ha. I started at 15, when i was 18 i hadn't a single hair on my head.
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>>721250480
just so you know, your friends aren't mind readers. Have you told them you're having issues rn?
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>>721248812
She is 21
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>>721250548
Joeseph Mesa is a massive faggot

Look him up on facebook, if you find a long haired dingy edgelord from NE cali, you found him.
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>>721250328
ite
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>>721250826
Could you please post pics?
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>>721250397
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>>721250397
Another girl. Honestly, since it doesn't seem someone is intrested this is the last picture I will post.
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>>721244244
>had a brief informal gay relationship with my cousin in our teens. we're still good friends and we never talk about it
>committed statutory rape against a 14 y/o girl when I was 17
>fucked a crazy chick I met on omegle and she may have an hero'd after I dumped her
>I miss smoking pot
>just barely keeping my head above water in law school
>I'm legit hands-flapping autistic but I hide it pretty well IRL
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>>721251121
Post more fagit
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>>721251142
why cant you smoke weed anymore anon?
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>>721250094
How did you trick them?
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>>721250328
https://discord.gg/tJ62J
Its up
>>721250153
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>>721244244
I washed out of the military twice before I even hit age 20.
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>>721251142
Did somebody just said rape?
You got my intrest pal.
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>>721251121
moar
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>>721248213
You're a fucking emo you fucking nigger
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>>721248812
lol
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>>721244244
A girl asked me me for my skiprope in the gym and i gave it to her i think she loves me :3
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I would cheat on my girlfriend without a doubt since I don't find her sexually attractive anymore
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>>721251121
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>>721250808
Have been wanting to do that lol but thus far anxiety keeps me at bay
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>>721250978
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>>721251535
yall got any info on this girl, like her name or where she from?
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>>721251573
you said nudes man

nudes
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My license was revoked, I can't find a job, and I fucking hate my life right now. What do?
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I'm unhappy and tell everyone I'm fine. Not a big thing, a lot of people do this but still. Don't have any other secrets.
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>>721251121
NOOOOOOOOO keep going
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>>721251248
my dad caught me and went nuts. started testing me and watching my dick while I piss in the cup. I'm 20 but still live at home. rent is too high in my city for me to move out
>>721251274
it was only rape in a legal sense, I'm not that fucked up
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>>721244438
Haha fuck you
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>>721251682
Well >>721251573 is not me. It's not my fault if some fag pretends to be me.
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I secret is I just joined a /b/ discord and started screaming Nigger and got kicked from the Discord, so fuck you faggot >>721246586
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>>721251629
No, I don't have them.
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I jerk off with female dead bodies
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>>721252028
Do you do your own IT work or through a company?
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>>721252028
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>>721251828
fuck that man, if my dad insisted on watching me piss id go sleep on the fucking streets.

i assume you're a murifag? cant you just convince the prick that weed is harmless and thats why its legal in many states?

or just do what i did and tell them every day that as soon i leave you are all dead to me

>22 britfag, ive been through the same as you nigger
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>>721252002
i didnt kick you
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>>721244244
im turnt af but i wanna go further help
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>>721252078
I do my own IT.
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>>721252164
Well then I wonder why I screamed "nigger" and I'm magically not in the discord anymore, nigger
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>>721252196
How many fucking clients do you have that you have all of these pictures
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>>721244244
My secret is... I know these kinds of threads are begun by the FBI.
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>>721252293
i didnt make the discord c:
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i actually like some of Justin Biebers songs
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>>721246858
How original
Kys please
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>>721246416

I believe you. You are awesome. I hope i can talk with you someday.
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>>721246586
same here just that I dont want to have a career of it.
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>>721252379
well find the nigger that did and tell him im omw
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>>721252158
nah I'm actually Irish. but my dad has the attitude of a 1950s American towards weed. he's not a bad guy otherwise tbh (apart from forcing me into law school). but hey, at least he's paying for it and letting me stay rent-free in his house. my life could be a whole lot worse
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>>721252495
<3 I forgive you
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>>721244244
im uncircumsized
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FunqIgeV95
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>>721252324
You would be surprised of how many people have problems with their PC, especially stupid things.
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>>721252485
shit sucks
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>>721252196
Holy shit, got any moar of this one?
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>>721252625
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>>721251121
I am anon so pls post moar
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>>721247777
Checked
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>>721252645
I don't think.
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>>721252880
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I have 200K in the bank and still can't be good at life. I have no friends.
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>>721252632
If you really feeling it just go for it so you wont regret
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>>721247361
Same. I look white tho so no one knows what nationality i am ;)
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>>721252571
so am I, but it's the norm in my country. once I was sexting an American girl and she asked to see my dick so I showed her. then she said "ew gross, you're uncut. that ruins it" and blocked me lol
>mfw
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>>721252625
I work IT for an insurance company, I know some stupid shit, haha
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>>721247391
I feel sorry for the guys that lick her feet
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Dating around 20 girls at the same time.I am getting mad but I am addicted to it.What to do?
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During puberty (12) I had a intense lapse of homosexual thoughts for a brief time. I used to fantasize about blowing my brother's friend, and I think he was into me as well but he never had the guts to do anything, looking back there was some pretty weird energy between us, and I think we both pretty much fantasized about it.

Kind of glad nothing happened although I have a weird thing that if a guy is feminine enough I'd have no problem giving him a BJ. I theorize that if something happened I would be a full blown faggot by now, as the brain was obviously doing some wiring during that time.
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>>721252947
yeah I guess...
I listen to famous people too much and thing 'meh they're way better'
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I have a huge crush on one of my friends and would fuck him if I had the chance. It's a shame he has a girlfriend and I have morals about that shit.
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I'd love to be shrunk and introduced in my wife's cunt, then my worst enemy fucks her.
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i masturbate to lolicon pornography and fantasize about killing people with knives

not necessarily at the same time
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>>721252175
nvm the answer was yes the whole time i only needed to look inside my heart to find the truth
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>>721252917
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>>721246416
snake
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>>721253352
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>>721253373
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>>721253285
I never understood sexual fantasies like this that are literally impossible. but whatever man, you do you
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>>721253396
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>>721253427
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>>721253191
My thing is that I am quite good but not into the fame and all that shit respect though.The fame and all that implies it makes me hold on and do it privately.but if you really need it go for it.
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>>721253462
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>>721253468
was you the guy in the discord?
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>>721253517
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>>721253492
nice juggs
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>>721244244
I despise spanish as a language, I love their culture, their food, heck, even their shitty currency, but the whole you have 20 billion ways to fail in writing and how they sound like shit when talking makes it a no-go for me.

I also had like 20 crushes in my life and didn't talk to none, no stretch here, literally 20, became friends with all of them, then cut contact immediately when I knew I'd not make it.

I also have constant gay fantasies with some friends of mine for no reason whatsoever, seriously, I admit I'm bisexual and shit since I've fapped to some gay porn and shit like that, but even guys who I have no attraction sometimes I imagine them frotting me/how their dick looks like, I guess because of curiosity?

My mind is a constant fight between my lazy self who tries to achieve as little as possible without becoming a total fuckup and another more tryharding self who visions being really smart and successful in general.Most times the lazy ones win but some days where I say something with wisdom above-average the tryharding part gets a little pumped up.

I despise people who fight too much for their beliefs, like those right wingers who spend years and years ''trolling'' leftists on their own forums and vice-versa.

I also despise forced inclusion of people who are just pieces of shit E.G: have downs or some shit like that. I mean, they aren't even able to reliably understand a conversation, why bother trying to understand how their day was like and vice-versa?

I've mentalized myself killing almost all of the guys who talked to the my crushes all these years with second intentions, mostly because I overinterpret them and always think something around the lines of ''you don't fucking care about her grade at the test you just want that pussy'' and beta stuff alike.
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>>721253542
I dont get you
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I'm army special forces won't say what country. Not US. I told everyone I wouldn't get deployed because they would get terrified, now I face 9 months in Iraq and I don't know how to tell them without scaring the shit out of them.
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>>721253644
what
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>>721246416
tits + timestamp or gtfo
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>>721253415
I know its impossible, but i still cum thinking about this
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I've been sexually active with my wife since she was 12
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>>721244244
I have mismatched nipples
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>>721253786
inb4: she's 12 now and arranged marriage
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>>721253705
I mean I dont understand when You say I discord
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>>721249934
Potential for what faggot
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>>721253786
Nice, I wish I had a growing from child to adulthood relationship like that, imagine waking up when you're like 20 besides your wife and she says ''wow hubby remember when you were 16 and your dick was this big?'' or something like that lol
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>>721245303
Man , you need to go out more :v .You aren't going to make REAL friends on the internet , specially on 4chan!
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I have a secret fetish for traps and niggers
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>>721253870
oh dwdw. I respect the fame thing though. I don't necessarily want to be famous, even busking or doing gigs i'd love. I just don't have the confidence to tell anyone
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>>721253853
no
>>721253992
more or less, more like wondering how she was able to take it, 10 years later she's grown to it, but the girth is what gets her cumming for more.
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>>721254067
I totally understand you now.Well is your decisio.If you can live with it is fine if not sooner or later will arise and make you feel sad as fuck.
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im about to go raw dawg a tinder bitch who told me she fucked 3 dudes at once
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>>721254243
yeah i guess you are right

thank you anon!
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>>721244364
On this website, we all do.
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>>721247230
I agree.

Also, when I hear that whistle blowin', I hang my head and cry.
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>>721244244
I'm a fat cunt whos fapped to degenerate stuff like furry, core and mlp

Most people think I'm pretty normal and online nobody knows I'm fat and they think I'm just gay, not a total degenerate. I've even been called cute which is pretty dumb
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>>721244244
I jerk off on too my moms face when she sleeps
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>>721244244
I'm into traps and futas.
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>>721248925
What fucking DNS do you use and how do you keep them all crypted?
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>>721254374
You are welcome
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I have a subaceous cist on my scrotum and I'm embarrassed. I literally have not gone on a 2nd date in 4 months.
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>>721253722
What tits
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I'm 23, male, unemployed and a good programmer.
I know how to make videogames (6 years experience with unity and 3 years in animation and 3D modeling/sculpting).
I'm a piece of shit, I wake up at 8:00 just to browse the internet untill 14:00 so I can eat pretending all is right. Same goes for the afternoon, I don't do shit, I could do some game or app, but my procrastination makes me hate myself becoming impossible to achieve my goals.
Also, I think I might be a little autistic.
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>>721254994

nerd
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>>721254994
it looks you are autistic,ask for help if not your life will derrail sooner or later.
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>>721255053
I am.
>>721255166
How can I tell my parents.
Mom, dad, I think I'm autistic.
I'm not able to do that shit.
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>be me
>be at club
>its a pretty shitty place that all the old people hang out to relive their youth
>be 21 just stoked to be at a bar
>outside having a dirty cig
>old hag walk up and demands a lighter
> light her smoke for her like a queefy faglord
>she gets closer and runs her hand through my long Aryan hair

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>i pull away a bit, but try to act like im not disgusted by her putrid stench
>she leans in closer and asks for a little kiss
>her stupid fucking teeth showing dumbass 50 year old lipstick stains
>i fail to act nice and alwost run away but hold my spot and hope she will leave me alone
>she does, turns around to talk to some 20 somethi g bitches and relive her youth
>shes right in front of me with her back turned
>i have a few of my friends beside me now, making me feel the courage
>i pull out the lighter and pretend to light my smoke, flick it once, then again but further from the smoke closer to where the Hag is standing
>third flick i bury the lighter in her hair for a second and pull it away quick

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>i see flames rise as one of the twenty somethings goes to put out her stupid hair fire
>one of the other bitches happened to be watching the whole thing
>yells something about me doing it on purpose, suddenly the three youthy cunts and the old bitch are up in my face and my friends are off to the side just busting a gut, tears in their eyes
>just as im about to be torn apart, based god bouncer "saw the whole thing as well" and said the bitch was drunk and stumbled into me while i was fagging

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>at first the bitches all dont buy it, still freaking out, so much that the bouncer asks them to leave,
>calls the drunkest one a taxi
>later on i thank him and give him a fist bump and he just says no problem didnt wanna see some poor fag ripped apart by some catty bitches.
>the day i got away with Arson
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>>721255530

newfag spotted
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>>721244244
Im pregnant. No one knows and I shall get rid of this cancer tomorrow by the morning
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I got pearly papules
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>>721255821
i dont buy it
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>I ruined /b/
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>>721255911
Its not like Im trying! I Just want to get it out of my chest or tummy?
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when i was 17 i fed a 15 yo girl piss drunk and fucked her hard
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>>721256143
are you on the short yellow bus?
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>>721256250
no you
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Long ago, I took a shit in the pencil case of a classmate I hated.
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>>721256426
Pics or didnt happen
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>>721256369
aww i like you c:
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>>721256513
heh
Give me something to like as well xD
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>>721256466
I took no pics, but I can greentext it if there's any interest.
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i stumbled into a burger king once time just fucking GONE on dirty ecstasy pills years ago, i had to take a piss. i dont even remember how long i was in there but it was legit closed when i came out. i like blacked out or something. im surprised they didnt find me in the bathroom i unlocked the door and bolted outa there
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>>721252940
PayPal me 200 USD please, it'd help more than you can imagine.

[email protected]
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Most of the female friends I have, I keep around to stare at their tits
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>>721256723
idk :(
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>>721256842
Pics with green text then. Or just green text in case youve forgotten "dont"
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>>721257108
By that I meant a dick pic with my name on it
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>>721257266
wtf that escalated quicker than i thought
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I came extreamly close to having sex with a pre teen.
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Some OC
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>>721257384
Guess you wont deliver
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>>721257609
i thought you loved me :(
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I'm about to end a 6 year relationship because I'm finally getting my life together and I'm finally in a position to live the way I've always wanted to: my own place, good money coming in, my own car, real career, etc. I want to try online dating and random sluts, I want to fuck the random sluts that I always pretended not to be interested in because I was in a relationship. I want to go out drinking when my buddies invite me and I want to be independent.
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>>721257881
Who said I dont? And I thought you loved me too... That would be a great demonstration!
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used to be into cp, have a lot of cp hidden on laptop, haven't looked at it in a long time but now I'm about to have a child. kill me
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>>721258240
im scared of the internet
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>>721258252
start seeing a therapist.
The only way for you to save yourself and your child is if you are objective about this.
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I'm addicted to oxycodone. I use up to 230 mg a day. It's not really a secret, it's just that nobody asks.
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>>721258549
go get help. been there. easier said than done but do it trust me. dont look back. and get a hobby
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>>721258252
Sounds like a dark phase. Shit happens and you've moved on. Get rid of the laptop and enjoy your new life with your child, and thank god you've never been v&.
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>>721258739
I've got a hobby and I'm fairly productive and I would even say that I'm happy. I can't imagine a life without it right now. Thank you for caring though man.
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was out last weekend, couldnt find bathroom and took a shit in someones front lawn, buried it though
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>>721258111
go fuck random sluts dude you have money fuck your relationship
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>>721254994
you tried modafinil?
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>>721244244
I was in an organization, killed people and got away with it
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>>721258252
Im reporting your post to the internet police
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>>721259073
No, what is that for, how will it help me?
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>>721258843
right now may seem alright. that shit destroys your body tho man
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i frequently masturbate to kimber james, cc santini, hazel tucker, and jane marie
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>>721259205
I know you're just shitposting but please don't actually ruin Another anons life. He doesn't look at it anymore and he's about to have a kid.
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>>721259251
Shit dude it's so much easier said that done. I'm about to pick up some pills and I've been without all day. I'm literally crawling out of my skin. And I can't quit coughing for some reason. Like a dry gagging cough.
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>>721259341
Wrong. Not shitposting. Cancers like him must be annihilated.
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>>721259509
Do what you feel is right. Also I really like this image. My I save it?
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>>721258974
Yeah, that's the plan. Gonna try whores too. Why not?
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>>721257170

>Be me around 18 years old.
>Math class, bored as fuck.
>Talking with some friends about this one cancerous guy who wouldn't stop spewing 9Gag-tier memes.
>That unfunny autist won't shut up.
>Decide to punish him.
>Come up with the idea of dropping a turd in his pencil case.
>Recess time.
>Have my friends distract the janitor while I sneak into the classroom.
>Search the fucker's bag and get the pencil case.
>Open it and, quickly, take a nice dump.
>Small, hard pellets.
>Hide them under a pile of pens and put the case back.
>Wipe with that tard's bag, just because.
>Run from the crime scene and act normal.
>Recess is over.
>Autist sits down and gets ready for the class.
>Teacher enters.
>Autist opens his case as we choke back tears of laughter.
>Turns to one of my friends.
>"Has anyone touched muy pencil case?"
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>>721259341

he can't ruin that anon's life so don't worry. what's he gonna say? somebody on the internet said he did something illegal?

i've murdered before. oops. guess i'm gonna have to serve 25 to life now.
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>>721259726
lol that's a very calm reaction
>>
I'm really into the idea of sibling incest.

I was an only child growing up so I think it might be because I always wanted that sibling closeness but since I never had it I think of it as sexual?

Also I used to do really sexual things with my cousin when we were super young so that might be why too.
>>
My earliest memory is from nursery, or kindergarten for american folkes. I was in one of those little plastic house things with two girls, two brunettes, and we were playing like kids do. However, at one moment i grabbed one girl's ass, so she jumps and looked at me before lifting her skirt and the other girl copied her. Not really knowing what to do I spanked then and used fake doctor equipment on them. I was caught by the nursery carers in the midst of it. I didn't get to go outside and play for it. Beyond that I don't remember much of that time but it's something that has haunted me since. I've been rendered useless with women when it comes to even being social. I'm certain my family know but I don't think they know that I remember it as I was extremely young.
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>>721258111
Shit tier secret.
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>>721259599
Thank you for letting me exercise my freedom of speech and
Ofc~ Have it!
>>721259728
I said internet police. You must seek knowledge.
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>>721259851
Yes, quite calm, but we didn't give a fuck; we had fun with it.

He was so humiliated that he didn't have the balls to report it to a teacher.
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>>721259978
It's not as good as your secret diaper fetish, I'll admit.
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>>721250005
feel u bro. Love my gf to bits but she just doesn't really get me hard.
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Thread is dying soon so fuck it.

I raped a girl one time kinda after school (it ended pretty late) The girl was also muslim which made it alot more exciting. To be honest, i loved it.
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>>721260186
Actually my secret would be that while I was serving in Vietnam a woman, whom I had fucked while out drinking one night, approached me on my last week there. She was pregnant and demanding compensation. So I shot her. We went back home and that was that.
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>>721260393
What do you mean kinda?
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>>721259509
He's right ig id probably just run though and let myself be killed
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I slit a homeless guys throat
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>>721260146
And, to boot, the story became so widespread that, the next day, some guys from the neighboring high school (friends of the pencil case guy, if I recall correctly) came asking if it was true, only to laugh their asses off when they found out that, indeed, it was.
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>>721260393
Sorry my english is bad, i ment ''kind of late in the night after school''
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>>721260693
Check >>721260786
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When I wasn't young, a friend showed me his penis and we tried sucking each other. Since then I instigated sexual experimentation with my brother and other friends especially through puberty. I remember masturbating with one particular friend more than once and as an adult, I began to desire experiences like that again. I've met a couple guys of cl and had some good times and born so good times but I've always wanted to jack off with my one buddy from teenage years. We are still friends and would often drink and toke and watch porn together but I could never get him on board with whipping our cocks out and I never had the guts to just whip mine out and see how he would react. I hope he just goes for it some time becuase I think it would be fun and would be great to have a bud to be comfortable with like that.
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>>721260614
You took that from a comic made in the 80's, funny man.
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>>721259455
yeah i said easier said than done in my previous reply. ive been there too man. i was right into oxy's and dillys. then i started doing fentanyl. thats when shit really hit rock bottom. i eventually got help
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>>721260880
absolute fucking hell man, getting off of an opiate addiction is indescribable
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>>721258494
Thanks for the help I think it'd be best
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>>721258756
Thank you
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>>721260880
Well too late for the night I just ate an 80. I don't want to do it forever though.
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