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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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What is disposable income
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they've got a lot
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Must be the 1% life I've heard so much about.
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Fuck yeah disposable income. I gave a game $2000 in it's kickstarter. It comes out this month
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>>721243659
How can people rationalize spending this kind of money on such things?
May as well say the name.
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>>721243786
It's called Night In The Woods

and I used to have a lot of money before work did "restructuring" and I had a second kid

Between losing a fifth of my income and the arrival of the poop machine I no long can throw money around.
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>>721243927
lol the first line of the game description
>College dropout Mae Borowski
>Mae Borowski
>Mike Wazowski

Totally ripped from pixar
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>>721243927
Interesting. Cute.
>having kids
You got fooled twice. Shame on you.
Well, at least it paid off. I hope.
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>>721244246
-owski is a common name convention, usually Polish descent iirc

>>721244349
You mean I fucked up twice. Both were accidents. One is 10, the other nearly 2.

I don't learn from my mistakes.
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>>721244246
Why're you still awake?
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>>721244457
>both were accidents
o bby
You're royally fucked. Hopefully they bring you some happiness.
I learn from my mistakes, but just never fix them. It's infinitely easier to tell someone else to do what is right than to do it yourself.
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>>721242161
>Implying you wouldnt if you had lots-o-money
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>>721244573
I woke up about 1hr ago and was reading the news.
Muzzie causing problems in Melbourne and some other shit.
Now i'm waiting for my coffee to brew so i can make my poached eggs and bacon.

Good morning to you to Snarf.
>>721244457
The similarities to Monster University are too common.
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>>721244710
So far so good. Samjam is a good kid.

>It's infinitely easier to tell someone else to do what is right than to do it yourself.
oh fucking definitely

>>721244818
okay
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>>721244796
i definitely wouldn't want spend it on silly things like that
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>>721244938
Male strippers/whores?
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>>721244818
Huh, just got up an hour ago myself.

Morning.
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>>721244573
hey guess what
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>>721245223
and lots and lots of cocaine
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>>721245297
hey
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>>721244886
I have a niece who's coming up on 2. I'm less interested in the poop machine stage and more interested in the type of person she'll become.
I learn more and more every day about what's right for me, but I haven't gotten any closer to actual execution of my thoughts.
>>721244796
Not everybody wtb commisions.
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guess what
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snarf
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>>721245372
You can get sick from handling giant snails.
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>>721245352
Raising a kid feels like you're trying to get to a place but all you have are really vague directions and you don't know the area and it's full of one way streets. You're afraid that if you fuck up, you're lost forever but you have no option but to wing it.

>I learn more and more every day about what's right for me, but I haven't gotten any closer to actual execution of my thoughts.
I drink like a litre of energy drinks a day, so I know that feeling
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and not a single sexy butt was posted in this thread
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>>721245315
Ive never done cocaine
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>>721245352
Male strippers and cocaine for you?
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>>721245728
try to keep it that way, you can't trust the people that sell it or trust that it's actually real unless you have the right equipment
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>>721245690
I bet you dont have a sexy butt.
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>>721245539
sounds fun we should try it sometime
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>>721245910
I dont even like weed, or any drugs beyond alcohol.
Ive had morphine when ive broken bones before, felt nothing. Dont know why people like that either.
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>>721245636
While I have no experience, it seems like there'd be both pressure and no pressure at the same time. I'm sure there are ways to fuck it up, but the process seems like it'd just feel somewhat natural, at least eventually. You simply believe what you believe, and you'll raise a child as such.
I just have coffee. And an eating disorder or something.
>>721245768
I'm not big on drugs and sex.
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>>721246036
then you don't need to try it.
i've not had morphine before so i wouldn't know, but opiates are neat
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>>721246141
A monthly crate of 50,000 hotpockets and frozen pizzas, I take is more your speed.
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>>721243927
>give away 1000s
>used to have a lot of money
Yup, sounds about right.
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>>721245923
i made you this nice dinner because i was gonna tell you something important but i don't want to now
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>>721246141
I am dreading the day Samjam realizes she was conceived while I her parents were 16.

>eating disorder
too much or too little?

>>721246329
Lot being relative. I didn't throw money around like every weekend, but if I ever wanted something I didn't think too much about the cost.
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>>721246344
God, can we not start this now? I had a hard day at work, I just got home, and all I want to do is eat my meatloaf without you harping on me! Is that too much to ask?
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>>721246267
That's some goddamn shitty food.
I ain't buyin big macs if I win the lottery.
I'd likely become a food snob and have a lot of fancy shit.
>>721246487
That will inevitably come. I think Samjam will still be grateful for y'know, being alive and all. I certainly wouldn't say "you shouldn't have done that" if I were in that position.
Too much. Too little satisfying hobbies, more like. Too little social connections, maybe.
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>>721246223
k
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>>721243927
>kids
spotted the double-digit IQ person
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>>721246662
start what

i mean i did ask you to make a guess

i'm only here to cheer you up if you hard work at day
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>>721245297
What's for brekkie?
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>>721246721
Teenagers are stupid and she's nearing that phase. She's been a very, very good kid so far so there might be a whole rebellious bit.

I also eat way too much. Since I crippled myself I haven't been able to exercise enough and I've been gaining weight. I'm not yet fat but I am closing in on it.

>>721246863
My IQ is the last two digits of this post.
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>>721247028
>28
RIP
I'm also curious why you claim they're accidents yet they weren't aborted. Only intentional kids aren't aborted.
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>>721246721
Cheetos and Hot Cheetos for you I see.
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>>721246868
You need to learn how to role-play an old married couple better.

Anyway, what's up?
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>>721245915
no, I'm a top/dom.
I want my bottoms to have sexy butts!
pic related
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>>721247028
That'll be a bitch to deal with. I could hardly stand myself during those years. If you treat her with some adequate degree of respect, there's not much more to do, I'd imagine.
It's a constant battle. I exercise a lot, so I have to eat a lot. Eating is perhaps life's greatest pleasure for me, so I enjoy this. But if I ever slip in exercise or get too greedy, the balance is upset.
I'll tell you the magic solution when I reach it.
>>721247279
Only young negro folk got hot cheetos when I was in high school. My skin is quite white.
Man, I'm just imagining getting a brick oven and learning to make margherita pizzas from scratch.
And enjoying some tippity-top quality beers.
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>>721247028
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>>721247204
The first one, I had no pressure to perform. My wife's family is well off (for instance, they provided the home loan for our current house, so we do not pay interest). I didn't need to provide for the kid whatsoever. I only did because I wasn't spending the money myself and it felt like the right thing to do

Second kid we were just like, "hey why the fuck not" and let it go. This was before my position was made obsolete at work and my income dropped.

>>721247577
As long as she doesn't end up like me when I was in high school. That me belongs in a cringe thread. It's a miracle I ever had sex
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>>721243048
>mfw I have disposable income but do not want to spend it on anything
>mfw there are a lot of things that I want but I won't buy them even though I could afford them because I think they are too expensive
>mfw
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>>721247807
I see. So they were intentional. Well, good luck, I suppose. I think in an ideal world, people who want to raise kids won't birth them, and people who birth kids won't raise them.
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>>721247426
I bet you arent man enough to be a top.

>>721247577
I do like beer
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>>721247807
I'd assume horny teenagers will eventually get what they want.
I doubt that it's something you can inherit. And so what if she does, somehow? It'll all be fine.
>>721248039
What sorts?
I'm probably popping open some Lagunitas soon enough. Cappuccino stout.
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>>721247787
That pyro tho. Bet he's fat and bald irl like every other furry with a buff fursona.

>>721248160
I am a fan of 312 and new glarus. I dont like sweet beers.
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Hey~
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>>721247409
do you even have a husband? i think i asked you this
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>>721248039
say that to my face irl and watch what happens to your ass next.
as long as you're not ugly as hell prepare for receiving a good pounding!
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>>721248667
You're askin to be stabbed in the aorta, faggot.
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>>721248449
Gigantic fan of stouts, especially imperial.
312 ain't bad, just not my first choice.
I don't personally know of a lot of sweet beers. Everything I have always sports chocolate + coffee notes n shit, so it's got bitterness if anything.
This one is actually brewed with coffee, so is nice.
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>>721248561
Hello.

>>721248630
Nope.
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>>721248977
nah, I'm gonna stab you in the butt. with my dick.
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>>721249148
Whatchu up to?
>>721249150
Why not in the mouth instead?
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>>721249148
i remember.

life is complicated, for me coming up with somehting more complex than just making you guess with nothing to back it up is difficult going between school work and husband. i'm not even old. i cant imaging what having to mind kids as a fourth category would do. posting on /b/ is something only possible thanks to weekends with no planned romance
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>>721249228
Not much, still kinda waking up. What's good with you?
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>>721249661
I learnt GIMP this week, so now I can do graphics editing, which is somewhat interesting, albeit tedious. Got out of bed at 12, but was probably awake for much earlier.
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>>721249659
Are you actually married? I know you have a SO, but didn't know if it was just a BF or what.
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>>721250080
Marriage is inherently bad, it's mostly just a way for the state to raise taxes for singles.
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>>721243048
>>721243656
do u need sumthn bb
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>>721249076
Id try it but probably wont like it.

>>721249150
Go get fucked in the ass by a nigger, you cuck.
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>>721247807
faggot, fuck bitches get money
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>>721250280
Hm?
I'm fine enough.
>>721250310
I would drink Lagunitas imperial stout for the rest of my life if I could. Had a bottle yesterday and it was super good.
Probably just buying big bottles rather than six packs of beer from now on.
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>>721250537
you clearly need dildos
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>>721250576
Yeah, I threw mine in a dumpster last summer. Don't question it.
I already have someone who's said they'd buy me one if I ever wanted it.
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>>721250080
stable. it isn't really one of those relationships that needs to be balanced. i could fuck the lab staff and he wouldn't care. maybe it comes down to that. the passion comes from being able to submissivize him and say i'm dominant because you can talk to gayfolk online that are more fun than he is
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>>721250764
do u want MAKEUP instead so u can be a qt grill irl
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>>721250874
Makeup sounds like a hassle, and I feel like it'd clog my pores.
No thanks. Not really into being a girl. I like being a dude.
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>>721250411
I'd tell you to suck my dick but the taco spices in your mouth might burn it
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>>721251125
u just no fun
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>>721251155
>implying I eat where I work
nigga I dont wanna get FAT
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>>721251209
I ate plenty when I worked at KFC

Just jogged home to burn it off.
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>>721249878
There's a lot of arts stuff that I want to learn, but never get around to it. I should start bringing my drawing supplies to work when I close.

>>721250172
Okay.
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>>721251174
Talk to Julian if you want a faggo.
I'm just some dood who's alone on a Friday night with pizza and beer.
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>>721251280
yeah well it also usually isnt 30 f and snowing or raining where you live.
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>>721251355
nah I'm just bullshittin man.
you're also going to be watching Return later with us so not entirely alone.
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>>721250874
Learning makeup would be convenient.
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>>721251301
GIMP is bad for art, it's not designed for art at all. It's basically like photoshop.
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>>721251468
When is later my dood
What is Return
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>>721251567
return of the jedi
in like 5 hours.
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>>721251394
Nah but like when it's 40C and you're greasy as fuck from working with deep-fryers all day it's kinda unpleasant

>>721251468
msg me when you do
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>>721251721
I thought you cant watch streams cause your third world net
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>>721251615
Ugh but Julian is busy tonight
How will chat be lit without him?
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>>721251721
I'd still prefer that than running in freezing rain.
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>>721251799
he is?
that's news to me.
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>>721251794
Well we'll find out
I could watch movies with freklz, but not his twitch streams.

The other times I didn't watch movies with you is cause I work almost every single Saturday, so I need to sleep. Today I am not working

>>721251920
The exercise will warm you up.
The only valid complaint is the danger of slipping when icy. Otherwise you're just a massive vagina.
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>>721250788
Ah, so he enjoys the submission. He probably wants you to get a dominatrix outfit.

>>721251557
I know, I've used it and a few other programs for my menu design class.
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>>721252017
He got invited to something that involves real people.
He'd said he would play Overwatch with me tonight and has apologized as he will not be able to.
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>>721252121
Menu design? Details~
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>>721252219
reeeeeeeee
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>>721252121
he probably wants me to get him a boyfriend because he's watching you reply to me all glassy eyed and in a hot mess
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>>721252259
I am truly lost without him.
What will we do?
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>>721252092
Dude it's not even full ice, meaning you dont know what's slippery and what isnt.
I was like walking fine on everything till I got to this metal ramp with thick ass grip pads, went straight sideways
walking from bus to work everything was fine until I stepped on one specific curb, turned the forward falling momentum into a jump tho
running would kill myself.
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>>721252481
Maybe you just need to be less clumsy
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>>721244457
having kids and hanging around on site that is mostly about porn gore and other random shit
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>>721252706
leave an australian to know about iciness
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>>721252228
One of the classes for culinary is menu design, since the degree is more about management now, than just learning to cook professionally. Its mostly math and basic graphical design.

>>721252386
That's also a possibility.
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>>721245636
Kid is more like copy of your self how you rise it thats how he will go and find his own path. If you give up on your kid right now he will not going to have bright feauture learned from my own expiriance.
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>>721252897
I DID spend time in Antarctica. You just need to walk funny

>>721253167
I'm not giving up on the kids. Just expressing my lack of certainty and anxiety about how I am doing

>>721252800
Yeah and? Just gotta hide your power level, anon. Like your parents and their parents before them

Right now your dad is probably fapping to traps and you don't even know.
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>>721253031
Ah okay: I wanted to know if it was program or restaurant menus. Neat!
Why do you like this stuff? Why are you doing it?
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>>721252228
>>721253031
I should mention the design part was very minimal, had to learn most of the programs by myself. What was taught were things like how the eye moves when opening a menu, how prices should be put and how they should be listed depending on what value crowd you are going for, and what colors to avoid. Things like that.

I think my final project, which was to design a menu, is in the closet somewhere.
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>>721253454
With all your effort you can create someone that will remember you even when you are gone, being young and having kids in my age is something that i could not deal with and finaly broke up.
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>>721253031
snarf if you wanna get married it's ok, i can tell you're curious. i would just recommend not letting me talk to you about relationships for starters

how is yours coming along or did that blow over? i don't remember if you were seeing someone or just stating to
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>>721253488
Originally, I was studying to become a professional chef, but an old back injury makes working in a kitchen difficult. So now I've got another goal, and it requires some technical learning, like print formatting and editing for books, as well as concept art design.

>>721254127
Going to be together 2 years in a few months. Its going well, he's moving in soon, though there's been some strain.
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>>721253595
I had to do this..
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>>721253454
spend less time in uranus and ull have a better understanding
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>>721254427
i would so double date you
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>>721255268
I'll spend more time in uranus faggot
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>>721255555
well, the digits demand it.
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quints confirms katia is my bottom bitch forever
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no now it's equaled out.
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trips confirms my truth
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>>721255523
Okay.
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>>721255777
>>721255825
Fine, fine.
This makes us even

Next time I'm getting more digits.
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>not being the top bitch
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>>721256138
Amen
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Back from dinner.
>>721253595
Neat. That sorta stuff really does interest me, since language and perception interest me.
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>>721255884
i'm so happy for you. good luck with the move in that might change a lot for you. if it goes any worse than planned just get your bf to marry my bf and then we can take it one step further. getting married during a double date is called doing a quadruple penetration
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>>721254427
>Originally, I was studying to become a professional chef, but an old back injury makes working in a kitchen difficult. So now I've got another goal, and it requires some technical learning, like print formatting and editing for books, as well as concept art design.
I see!
Also, don't marry. Marriage is inherently bad. You can be monogamous or whatever without marriage.
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>>721255978
well
when and where
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>>721256963
For what?
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>>721256641
We're in Utah, he can go form a polygamy compound.

>>721256425
Biggest things are that the eye naturally goes to the point 1/3 down the right page when opening a 2-page spread, so key money-makers should go there; if you want customers to perceive it as a value, have the $0.99 on the price, but it if you want them to think its an upscale place, round up to the nearest $0.50 or full dollar; and the color blue suppresses appetite, while earthy colors encourage it.

>>721256708
I'm a go with the flow kind of guy. I don't make a fuss about stuff like that.
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>>721242161
>shopping the dick out
>then shopping another one back in
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>>721257453
I see, most of those make sense, but one thing was disgusting: 0.99 always puts bad thoughts into my head. It doesn't trick anyone anymore. Please don't use X.99 when you could use Y.00
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>>721257810
That's not how real frot works.
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>>721257304
Well just because we're even doesn't discount the accuracy of the quints.
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>>721258072
?
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>>721258139
When rubbing dicks, usually both dicks face the same direction, not in opposite directions.
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>>721258080
Just make sure you're stocked up on lube for the next time I come to the US
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>>721258009
It still actually kinda does. Its never been a full trick, people aren't that stupid (mostly...), but its something that you have to break your mind from automatically assuming. If you list 2 items with one at $1.69 and the other at $1.70, there's not really a price difference. The rational part of the brain goes "Oh, that's basically the same, there's no difference", but the subconscious sees the '6' and the '7' before the '9' and '0', so it goes "6 is less than 7, that means its cheaper".

Its cheap psychology that doesn't really affect too much. A lot of the time now, the X.99 is just a sign that you should expect a cheap price.
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>>721258763
well I mean I have dildos so
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>>721258931
Some people are dumb and run out
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>>721259033
for the record, bad dragon cumlube is awful
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>>721258921
I dunno, I've never been fooled that way since I always round up to the nearest dollar for one-time purchases. Always. Even for 1.45 I'll round up to two dollars.
iunno
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>>721259454
Yes, you told me. I do not intend to get any bad dragon stuff any time in the foreseeable future though
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>>721259955
What is your wife like, by the way? In both personality and looks. Hobbies and interests?
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>>721259789
Like I said, its mostly just a sign for cheaper prices. No one's actually fooled, except when inebriated, but then they're usually not thinking about price.

>>721258139
I'll show your hubby how its properly done.
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>>721260285
Hmm, OK. I think I get what you mean by now. I still dislike the usage though.
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>>721260226
I married up in every sense

She was my best friend since we were toddlers. In some ways we're similar, others the opposite. She's more proactive while I'm reactive. For instance, she'd keep a room clean while I'd only clean it when it got dirty enough. We have the same sense of humor.

Shes gorgeous. I don't know how to describe it. I'm not pretty, I look like a thin seth rogen.

She likes doing puzzles and swimming.
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>>721260557
Yeah, its tacky.
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>>721260285
you are a beautiful person.
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>>721260848
I see, I see. That's all genuinely interesting.
I used to swim, but I quit when I was tired of the chlorine. It really damages your entire body. What's her favorite stroke?
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>>721261029
Nice art. Whose is it?
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>>721261083
Fucked if I know. She enjoys spending time in the pool is what I mean. Not a competitive thing.
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>>721261366
Oh.
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>>721261069
Did he get a kick out of seeing that response?

>>721261211
Arjuna.
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>>721261804
Thanks~
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>>721261804
he was only on the couch here for a little. i'm not gonna let you corrupt him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6GO35Akqeg
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>>721261083
nefs dick probably.
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>>721262103
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>>721262049
What you say is corruption, I call liberation.
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>>721262401
>>
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>>721262841
Hey Luc.
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AAAAAAA
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>>721263314
Hello
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>>721263329
Hey slllllllllllllllllllllllllllllut.
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>>721263329
>Having a ponytail
>Pulling another mans ponytail
Does someone need to be SLAPPED?
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>>721263455
hes not even pulling it.
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>>721263451
i want to yell so badly right now

>>721263455
he's like holding on to it
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>>721263581
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>>721263590
>>721263590
>>721263590
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>>721263417
Eliza wants hunnibuns to marry her hubby.
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