Must be the 1% life I've heard so much about.
Fuck yeah disposable income. I gave a game $2000 in it's kickstarter. It comes out this month
How can people rationalize spending this kind of money on such things?
May as well say the name.
It's called Night In The Woods
and I used to have a lot of money before work did "restructuring" and I had a second kid
Between losing a fifth of my income and the arrival of the poop machine I no long can throw money around.
lol the first line of the game description
>College dropout Mae Borowski
Totally ripped from pixar
You got fooled twice. Shame on you.
Well, at least it paid off. I hope.
-owski is a common name convention, usually Polish descent iirc
You mean I fucked up twice. Both were accidents. One is 10, the other nearly 2.
I don't learn from my mistakes.
>both were accidents
You're royally fucked. Hopefully they bring you some happiness.
I learn from my mistakes, but just never fix them. It's infinitely easier to tell someone else to do what is right than to do it yourself.
>Implying you wouldnt if you had lots-o-money
I woke up about 1hr ago and was reading the news.
Muzzie causing problems in Melbourne and some other shit.
Now i'm waiting for my coffee to brew so i can make my poached eggs and bacon.
Good morning to you to Snarf.
The similarities to Monster University are too common.
So far so good. Samjam is a good kid.
>It's infinitely easier to tell someone else to do what is right than to do it yourself.
oh fucking definitely
i definitely wouldn't want spend it on silly things like that
Huh, just got up an hour ago myself.
I have a niece who's coming up on 2. I'm less interested in the poop machine stage and more interested in the type of person she'll become.
I learn more and more every day about what's right for me, but I haven't gotten any closer to actual execution of my thoughts.
Not everybody wtb commisions.
You can get sick from handling giant snails.
Raising a kid feels like you're trying to get to a place but all you have are really vague directions and you don't know the area and it's full of one way streets. You're afraid that if you fuck up, you're lost forever but you have no option but to wing it.
>I learn more and more every day about what's right for me, but I haven't gotten any closer to actual execution of my thoughts.
I drink like a litre of energy drinks a day, so I know that feeling
and not a single sexy butt was posted in this thread
Ive never done cocaine
Male strippers and cocaine for you?
try to keep it that way, you can't trust the people that sell it or trust that it's actually real unless you have the right equipment
I bet you dont have a sexy butt.
sounds fun we should try it sometime
I dont even like weed, or any drugs beyond alcohol.
Ive had morphine when ive broken bones before, felt nothing. Dont know why people like that either.
While I have no experience, it seems like there'd be both pressure and no pressure at the same time. I'm sure there are ways to fuck it up, but the process seems like it'd just feel somewhat natural, at least eventually. You simply believe what you believe, and you'll raise a child as such.
I just have coffee. And an eating disorder or something.
I'm not big on drugs and sex.
then you don't need to try it.
i've not had morphine before so i wouldn't know, but opiates are neat
A monthly crate of 50,000 hotpockets and frozen pizzas, I take is more your speed.
I am dreading the day Samjam realizes she was conceived while I her parents were 16.
too much or too little?
Lot being relative. I didn't throw money around like every weekend, but if I ever wanted something I didn't think too much about the cost.
God, can we not start this now? I had a hard day at work, I just got home, and all I want to do is eat my meatloaf without you harping on me! Is that too much to ask?
That's some goddamn shitty food.
I ain't buyin big macs if I win the lottery.
I'd likely become a food snob and have a lot of fancy shit.
That will inevitably come. I think Samjam will still be grateful for y'know, being alive and all. I certainly wouldn't say "you shouldn't have done that" if I were in that position.
Too much. Too little satisfying hobbies, more like. Too little social connections, maybe.
What's for brekkie?
Teenagers are stupid and she's nearing that phase. She's been a very, very good kid so far so there might be a whole rebellious bit.
I also eat way too much. Since I crippled myself I haven't been able to exercise enough and I've been gaining weight. I'm not yet fat but I am closing in on it.
My IQ is the last two digits of this post.
Cheetos and Hot Cheetos for you I see.
You need to learn how to role-play an old married couple better.
Anyway, what's up?
no, I'm a top/dom.
I want my bottoms to have sexy butts!
That'll be a bitch to deal with. I could hardly stand myself during those years. If you treat her with some adequate degree of respect, there's not much more to do, I'd imagine.
It's a constant battle. I exercise a lot, so I have to eat a lot. Eating is perhaps life's greatest pleasure for me, so I enjoy this. But if I ever slip in exercise or get too greedy, the balance is upset.
I'll tell you the magic solution when I reach it.
Only young negro folk got hot cheetos when I was in high school. My skin is quite white.
Man, I'm just imagining getting a brick oven and learning to make margherita pizzas from scratch.
And enjoying some tippity-top quality beers.
The first one, I had no pressure to perform. My wife's family is well off (for instance, they provided the home loan for our current house, so we do not pay interest). I didn't need to provide for the kid whatsoever. I only did because I wasn't spending the money myself and it felt like the right thing to do
Second kid we were just like, "hey why the fuck not" and let it go. This was before my position was made obsolete at work and my income dropped.
As long as she doesn't end up like me when I was in high school. That me belongs in a cringe thread. It's a miracle I ever had sex
>mfw I have disposable income but do not want to spend it on anything
>mfw there are a lot of things that I want but I won't buy them even though I could afford them because I think they are too expensive
I see. So they were intentional. Well, good luck, I suppose. I think in an ideal world, people who want to raise kids won't birth them, and people who birth kids won't raise them.
I bet you arent man enough to be a top.
I do like beer
I'd assume horny teenagers will eventually get what they want.
I doubt that it's something you can inherit. And so what if she does, somehow? It'll all be fine.
I'm probably popping open some Lagunitas soon enough. Cappuccino stout.
That pyro tho. Bet he's fat and bald irl like every other furry with a buff fursona.
I am a fan of 312 and new glarus. I dont like sweet beers.
say that to my face irl and watch what happens to your ass next.
as long as you're not ugly as hell prepare for receiving a good pounding!
You're askin to be stabbed in the aorta, faggot.
Gigantic fan of stouts, especially imperial.
312 ain't bad, just not my first choice.
I don't personally know of a lot of sweet beers. Everything I have always sports chocolate + coffee notes n shit, so it's got bitterness if anything.
This one is actually brewed with coffee, so is nice.
nah, I'm gonna stab you in the butt. with my dick.
Whatchu up to?
Why not in the mouth instead?
life is complicated, for me coming up with somehting more complex than just making you guess with nothing to back it up is difficult going between school work and husband. i'm not even old. i cant imaging what having to mind kids as a fourth category would do. posting on /b/ is something only possible thanks to weekends with no planned romance
Not much, still kinda waking up. What's good with you?
I learnt GIMP this week, so now I can do graphics editing, which is somewhat interesting, albeit tedious. Got out of bed at 12, but was probably awake for much earlier.
Are you actually married? I know you have a SO, but didn't know if it was just a BF or what.
Marriage is inherently bad, it's mostly just a way for the state to raise taxes for singles.
Id try it but probably wont like it.
Go get fucked in the ass by a nigger, you cuck.
I'm fine enough.
I would drink Lagunitas imperial stout for the rest of my life if I could. Had a bottle yesterday and it was super good.
Probably just buying big bottles rather than six packs of beer from now on.
Yeah, I threw mine in a dumpster last summer. Don't question it.
I already have someone who's said they'd buy me one if I ever wanted it.
stable. it isn't really one of those relationships that needs to be balanced. i could fuck the lab staff and he wouldn't care. maybe it comes down to that. the passion comes from being able to submissivize him and say i'm dominant because you can talk to gayfolk online that are more fun than he is
Makeup sounds like a hassle, and I feel like it'd clog my pores.
No thanks. Not really into being a girl. I like being a dude.
I'd tell you to suck my dick but the taco spices in your mouth might burn it
I ate plenty when I worked at KFC
Just jogged home to burn it off.
There's a lot of arts stuff that I want to learn, but never get around to it. I should start bringing my drawing supplies to work when I close.
Talk to Julian if you want a faggo.
I'm just some dood who's alone on a Friday night with pizza and beer.
yeah well it also usually isnt 30 f and snowing or raining where you live.
Learning makeup would be convenient.
GIMP is bad for art, it's not designed for art at all. It's basically like photoshop.
When is later my dood
What is Return
Nah but like when it's 40C and you're greasy as fuck from working with deep-fryers all day it's kinda unpleasant
msg me when you do
Ugh but Julian is busy tonight
How will chat be lit without him?
I'd still prefer that than running in freezing rain.
Well we'll find out
I could watch movies with freklz, but not his twitch streams.
The other times I didn't watch movies with you is cause I work almost every single Saturday, so I need to sleep. Today I am not working
The exercise will warm you up.
The only valid complaint is the danger of slipping when icy. Otherwise you're just a massive vagina.
Ah, so he enjoys the submission. He probably wants you to get a dominatrix outfit.
I know, I've used it and a few other programs for my menu design class.
He got invited to something that involves real people.
He'd said he would play Overwatch with me tonight and has apologized as he will not be able to.
I am truly lost without him.
What will we do?
Dude it's not even full ice, meaning you dont know what's slippery and what isnt.
I was like walking fine on everything till I got to this metal ramp with thick ass grip pads, went straight sideways
walking from bus to work everything was fine until I stepped on one specific curb, turned the forward falling momentum into a jump tho
running would kill myself.
Maybe you just need to be less clumsy
leave an australian to know about iciness
One of the classes for culinary is menu design, since the degree is more about management now, than just learning to cook professionally. Its mostly math and basic graphical design.
That's also a possibility.
Kid is more like copy of your self how you rise it thats how he will go and find his own path. If you give up on your kid right now he will not going to have bright feauture learned from my own expiriance.
I DID spend time in Antarctica. You just need to walk funny
I'm not giving up on the kids. Just expressing my lack of certainty and anxiety about how I am doing
Yeah and? Just gotta hide your power level, anon. Like your parents and their parents before them
Right now your dad is probably fapping to traps and you don't even know.
Ah okay: I wanted to know if it was program or restaurant menus. Neat!
Why do you like this stuff? Why are you doing it?
I should mention the design part was very minimal, had to learn most of the programs by myself. What was taught were things like how the eye moves when opening a menu, how prices should be put and how they should be listed depending on what value crowd you are going for, and what colors to avoid. Things like that.
I think my final project, which was to design a menu, is in the closet somewhere.
With all your effort you can create someone that will remember you even when you are gone, being young and having kids in my age is something that i could not deal with and finaly broke up.
snarf if you wanna get married it's ok, i can tell you're curious. i would just recommend not letting me talk to you about relationships for starters
how is yours coming along or did that blow over? i don't remember if you were seeing someone or just stating to
Originally, I was studying to become a professional chef, but an old back injury makes working in a kitchen difficult. So now I've got another goal, and it requires some technical learning, like print formatting and editing for books, as well as concept art design.
Going to be together 2 years in a few months. Its going well, he's moving in soon, though there's been some strain.
I'll spend more time in uranus faggot
quints confirms katia is my bottom bitch forever
This makes us even
Next time I'm getting more digits.
Back from dinner.
Neat. That sorta stuff really does interest me, since language and perception interest me.
i'm so happy for you. good luck with the move in that might change a lot for you. if it goes any worse than planned just get your bf to marry my bf and then we can take it one step further. getting married during a double date is called doing a quadruple penetration
>Originally, I was studying to become a professional chef, but an old back injury makes working in a kitchen difficult. So now I've got another goal, and it requires some technical learning, like print formatting and editing for books, as well as concept art design.
Also, don't marry. Marriage is inherently bad. You can be monogamous or whatever without marriage.
We're in Utah, he can go form a polygamy compound.
Biggest things are that the eye naturally goes to the point 1/3 down the right page when opening a 2-page spread, so key money-makers should go there; if you want customers to perceive it as a value, have the $0.99 on the price, but it if you want them to think its an upscale place, round up to the nearest $0.50 or full dollar; and the color blue suppresses appetite, while earthy colors encourage it.
I'm a go with the flow kind of guy. I don't make a fuss about stuff like that.
I see, most of those make sense, but one thing was disgusting: 0.99 always puts bad thoughts into my head. It doesn't trick anyone anymore. Please don't use X.99 when you could use Y.00
When rubbing dicks, usually both dicks face the same direction, not in opposite directions.
Just make sure you're stocked up on lube for the next time I come to the US
It still actually kinda does. Its never been a full trick, people aren't that stupid (mostly...), but its something that you have to break your mind from automatically assuming. If you list 2 items with one at $1.69 and the other at $1.70, there's not really a price difference. The rational part of the brain goes "Oh, that's basically the same, there's no difference", but the subconscious sees the '6' and the '7' before the '9' and '0', so it goes "6 is less than 7, that means its cheaper".
Its cheap psychology that doesn't really affect too much. A lot of the time now, the X.99 is just a sign that you should expect a cheap price.
I dunno, I've never been fooled that way since I always round up to the nearest dollar for one-time purchases. Always. Even for 1.45 I'll round up to two dollars.
Yes, you told me. I do not intend to get any bad dragon stuff any time in the foreseeable future though
What is your wife like, by the way? In both personality and looks. Hobbies and interests?
Like I said, its mostly just a sign for cheaper prices. No one's actually fooled, except when inebriated, but then they're usually not thinking about price.
I'll show your hubby how its properly done.
Hmm, OK. I think I get what you mean by now. I still dislike the usage though.
I married up in every sense
She was my best friend since we were toddlers. In some ways we're similar, others the opposite. She's more proactive while I'm reactive. For instance, she'd keep a room clean while I'd only clean it when it got dirty enough. We have the same sense of humor.
Shes gorgeous. I don't know how to describe it. I'm not pretty, I look like a thin seth rogen.
She likes doing puzzles and swimming.
I see, I see. That's all genuinely interesting.
I used to swim, but I quit when I was tired of the chlorine. It really damages your entire body. What's her favorite stroke?
Fucked if I know. She enjoys spending time in the pool is what I mean. Not a competitive thing.
Did he get a kick out of seeing that response?
he was only on the couch here for a little. i'm not gonna let you corrupt him
What you say is corruption, I call liberation.