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shitpost

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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shitpost
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>>721222003
wtf
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gz
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>>721222003
fix your god damn servers, 4chan is slower than ever before.
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postan in epic bread
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Good thread to make a promise to myself to never visit this cancer filled board again.

4chan has many interesting boards and somehow I keep coming back to this plague-riddled shitpost-fest.
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shitpostin
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>>721222003
lmao why
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S h i t p o s t i n g
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>>721222003
How the fuck did you manage that?
For educational purposes
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>>721222003
fuck off
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>>721222003
swaglord pls skticky
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>>721222003
Fuck mods and fuck 4chan.
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>>721222003
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER HAHAHAHAH LOL KEK KEKEKE KE KEKEK E
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>>721222782
You're an idiot.
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benis

LAMO
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>>721222003
<b style="font-size:72pt;">fock off</b>
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>>721222782
hello newfriend
>>721222003
ban me faggot mod suck my dick also im 17 bout to be 18 in 2 minutes
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>>721222003
i'm 15, ban me
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hi mom
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Trap thread?
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>>721223428
Cancer
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quints
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>>721222003
BAN ME OR YOUR MOTHER DIES IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT
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>>721223450
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>>721223700
Gay
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>>721223428
>>721223700
FAGGOATS
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le shit posting face :^)
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>>721222003
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Is this still not allowed?
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>>721223999
Depends on how many dicks you've sucked.
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>>721222003

Post the cornelia script
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>>721224034

clearly not enough, because if I type it, it rejects the post as spam
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>>721224072
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>>721224098
get to work then
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posting in epic thread
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>>721224224
fuck your shit, buddy. fuck off.
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>>721222003
>shitpost
pic related, shit
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anal basketballs
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NO SUCH THING AS TRAPS ON /b/

only gross men hiding their faces
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>>721223999
Checked
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>>721222003
Ebin :DDD
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>>721222044
mod post. welcome to /b/. now git.

also, MODS ARE FAGGOTS.
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>>721225271
your a faggot
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Shit Postin
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>>721225360
at least I'm not a mod.
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>>721222003
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>>721222003
shitpost
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shitpost
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>>721224903
feels bad man
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>>721225514
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>>721223278
u played yoself
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>>721225653
You're literally spamming your shitty site in a 4chan modpost. How fucking dumb are you?

Pathetic.
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>>721222003
Trump is a good president.
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this was me
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>>721222003
when will Chinese m00t do something about the rampant /pol/tard who shitpost on /sci/ every goddman day? Seriously, they're killing that board.

And if net neutrality is cancelled, they will have literally killed this website too. Just axe /pol/ already.
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>>721226346
>>>/qa/
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shitpost
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>>721226194
Credo
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>>721222003
>shitpost
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>>721226449
really? are you referring me to another board in a thread that has the express purpose of shitposting?

should I take that as me being too on topic?
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>>721222003
W-WHAT IS HAPPENING
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>>721222003
I believe
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>>721226573
/qa/ is the place to complain about /pol/ brosephine
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>>721225360
you're*
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>>721222003
>implying
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>>721226736
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<b style="font-size:72pt;">shitpost</b>
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lets kill this thread with a good ol saije
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try to make a post with just the word 'lamp' in it (without the quotes). Go on, try it.
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So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U answer it n the voice is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded".
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
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lamp
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lamp
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inb4 ban
>>721227199
>>721227227
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>>721227255
nice feek
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>>721227410
fice neet
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>>721227647
fece niet
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>>721227647
gay fag lmao
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>>721227700
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>>721226194

Spooky
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<b style="font-size:72pt;">shitpost</b>
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>>721227956
><b style="dicks in your mouth">shitpost</b>
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huhuh
this is cool
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posting for archive, sup niggaz
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>>721228896
eat a dick
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bamp
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>>721222003
I miss Moot.
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>>721222003
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fucking mods get back to work
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>>721231725
>mods
>"work"

newfag
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>>721222003
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>>721231772
are you autistic or something?
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>>721231820
nice meme dumbfuck
summer as fuck in here for being winter
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ITT: mods shitposting

also, check my quints
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>>721231946
damn nice get
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>>721222003
dicklungs cuh
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>>721222003
Hands Free Fapping
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>>721222003
Are you even in IRC you faggot
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>>721232018
Is it sweet?
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>>721222003
replying in soon to be epic bread
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rizon net
room is #selenabois

You're expected to be naked and hard when entering.
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>>721232503
are you fucking retarded?

>omg its a mod epic bread
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posting in mod thread
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>>721232436
I honestly have no idea, this is just one of the first images I've saved off of /b/
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>>721232749
She needs some of those Dr Scholls inserts if she's going to be wearing fancy shoes that don't fit.
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>>721232749
Looking at 48430 users and 2993 and it doesn't show up. What gives.
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>>721222438
fuck you bitch
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>>721222003
So you are real
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Just to be clear with you guys, this is a no rules thread. Here you can post in big letters and post cp with no consequences.
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>>721222003 Ept0ZiD.gif
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Zozzle > kek
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>>721233251
this isn't a porn thread
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>>721233050
have you tried turning it on and off again?
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hey guys i'm new here how to type big like that? thanks in advance.
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>>721233363
lmao shut up
this is my face right now
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>>721233251
wow what a fat ugly disgusting nasty piece of shit dancing
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>>721226616
hail oderus!
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Poopfence
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>>721233722
>ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้༼◉Д◉༽ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้dicksด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้༼◉Д◉༽ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้༼◉Д◉༽ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้
>>ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้༼◉Д◉༽ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้༼◉Д◉༽ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้༼◉Д◉༽ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้
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>>721233789
ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
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>be 26
>high-profile male prostitute
>sometimes the job is shitty (having to fuck some fat old rich guy)
>sometimes it's heaven
>my agency sends me for an orgy in a fancy hotel
>the clients are Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner
>two other hunks are there
>we drink and get comfortable... and naked
>they're both absolutely gorgeous, both have a nice bush, one blonde, one jet black, perfect firm tits, toned legs, everything...
>they make us sign an NDA
>then Maisie explains what she wants exactly
>it's very specific, you'll see
>she gets on all fours and offers her holes to us
>Sophie watches, masturbating
>one guy underneath her, his dick in her pussy
>one guy behind her, fucking her ass
>I get the mouth (meaning no condom)
>we fuck her like this slowly for a long moment
>she abandons her little body in our strong arms
>her moans of pleasure are absolutely incredible, the hottest and sincerest I've ever heard, especially coming from a girl this young
>Sophie comes to tease her tits and her clit from time to time
>I look at her fingering her pussy but she's ignoring me
>finally Maisie asks us to turn it up a notch
>the slow lovemaking turns into mild pounding
>as specified the guys are alternating in her, when one is sliding in the other is sliding out
>she's yelping on my cock
>finally she screams "now! NOW!" as her very intense orgasm is starting
>we all cum in her at the same time in one final pounding
>as professionals we can cum on cue and that's exactly what she wanted
>if it wasn't for the condoms she'd be taking a load in her ass and in her pussy, simultaneously
>I can hear her swallowing mine as it's spurting in her mouth
>we collapse on the couch
>Sophie shoos us off the couch
>they're cuddling, whispering to each other, visibly in love
>Sophie is still touching herself
>she cums very quietly while holding her friend

some nights I really love my job
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>>721222003
Yeah but can you triforce??????


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I'm turning 18 in 10 minutes! Please wish me happy birfday, modz!
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>>721234018
bait
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>>721233913
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>>721233955
I saw her at a house party in north London once.
She was with some friends having their own private side-party in a room upstairs.
When I opened the door I saw them all just sitting there on couches, drugged as fuck watching EastEnders on the telly. There was booze and grass and pills everywhere.
She asked me if I was a Jew, she didn't even wait for my answer and asked me to show her my foreskin to prove I'm not jewish. She said "No kikes allowed" loud and clear.
When I finally dropped my pants I saw red hair moving from between Maisie's legs, it was Sophie Turner going down on her. She looked at my dick just like everyone else and screamed like a drunk bully, her mouth still wet with Maisie's pussy juice.
I ran away, humiliated, crying like a little girl.
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>Okay, so be me a few years ago, can't complain about life.
>perfect girl, a small home we can call our own, make enough that we don't have to worry much about money.
>every so often she likes to surprise me with random kinky shit right, costumes, toys, bondage, etc.
>notgonnalieshitwascash.gif
>Take her out for a nice dinner one night, just having a few drinks some good food.
>half way through she is already starting up her dirty talk, about a surprise she had waiting for us at home.
>every now and then running her heels over the erect penis beneath the table.
>Diamonds.jpg
>okay so dinner done, we're both about 5 drinks in and feeling good, she decides she can't wait to get home and gets the dessert to go.
>order a cab while she hits the washroom, get our coats and leave.
>riding in the backseat of some cabbies minivan, her licking and nibbling at my ear, grabbing at the penis pressed against the pants, sloppy drunk chicks are the best aren't they?
>Guy driving is trying to make small talk butt fuck him right? she's already on her knees on that dirty ass floor, pants unzipped and my dick in her hand.
>enjoying the feels, head back, the default bj position, just let her go to town working it and talking dirty, every so often catch the driver looking back in the rear view and just shoot him a grin.
>taxicabconfessions.webm
>Only about 10 minutes into the ride, dick out for harambe and most likely gonna die in wreck, when suddenly feel a chill run over my deek.
>now picture this, us in the far back seat, her stuffed down on her knees on the floor, covering my dick with our tiramisu and then licking it clean.
>Tiramisu, makeup, and cock smearing all across her face, and thanks to the nice buzz we have going her dirty talking has gone up a few decibels.
>hhnnnggg.png
>enjoying the backseat bj and doing my best not to let loose the flood gates before we get home
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>Fuck i loved her, so anyways we about 10 minutes from the house, cab filled with a silent driver, sloppy sucking, and some overly lewd talk, good times.
>"look me in the eyes while you fuck my face in this dirty cab"
>"open up that slutty mouth and eat your dessert you kinky bitch"
>often our dirty talk even goes as far as to taunt the driver and the other fun things you say to rub your sex life in others faces.
>ready to bust when she just pulls me out of her mouth with that wet pop and just grabs my balls and grips the base tight as fuck.
>Enjoy it but god damn she has a death grip on me and no way she is gonna let me blast her in the face yet.
>vehicle finally comes to a stop, made it back alive somehow, driver tells us it would only be 12 bucks for the ride, look at fare total was somewhere around 30.
>exiting the van her keeping a tight grip on the dick leading me out like it's a fucking leash, toss the driver 15 on the way out, 3 bucks for the mess of tiramisu and spit left on the seat.
>reach the door fumbling for the keys while she's teasing me and playing with the my balls on our doorstep, trying to be discrete but you know how it goes when your drunk, it's still obvious to everyone.
>"your gonna love your surprise baby, can't wait for you to see it"
>benis won't be able to take much more of this, get the door opened, pulled into the house before she pushes me back onto the couch.
>orders me to stay put while she get's changed and ready, even nice enough to grab me a beer before heading to the room.
>drinking my beer, taking a breather and trying to figure out what sort of surprise she had in mind, since it could be fucking anything.
>yiffy suits, dragon dildos, a horse suspended by an intricate system of ropes and pulleys accompanied by a marching band, who the fuck knows.
>Waiting about 20 mins now and starting to get that anxious feeling as well as reaching the end of my second beer.
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>>721222003
kek
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>all of a sudden start hear moaning coming from our bedroom down the hall and hear her call out "I'm ready"
>love her but i swear to god if theres a dude in there fucking her i'm killing them both.
>keep my cool as i set my beer down, stand up and make my way towards that door and whatever hides behind it.
>There is probably no greater moment of happiness and relief in my life than when i opened that door and saw what she had in store.
>her standing there in a slutty latex outfit and heels, looking up at me while she was bent over some bitch she had tied down to the bed in a matching outfit.
>everythinginmylifewasleadingtothismoment.heaven
>Didn't know who the chick was but later found out it was an old highschool friend of her's
>i guess she was talking to her for a few weeks before to plan the whole surprise, anyways
>not even 5 seconds into my pants hitting the floor before i was climbing onto that bed and pressing her face into her friends ass
>ok so to set the scene, two bitches in matching skimpy outfits, one tied to the bed, the other spreading her out and tongue forced into her asshole getting it ready for the penis that would be penetrating it soon
>so before i can even spit in her face she pulls her tongue from that fartbox grabs my dick with that kungfu grip and looks me straight in the eyes as she says
>"are you ready to fuck this cum slut baby?"
>ultimately the answer was yes (of course), simply give her a nod more focused on my dick pulsing in her hand than speaking, she finally let's go.
>reaching up she grabs my hair and whispers in my ear "yfw you read the first letter of every sentence." and i instantly came buckets
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>>721222003
I thought /b/ was nothing but shitposting anyway?
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>>721222003
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>>721234265
mfw
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>>721235235
>⠀⢠⣶⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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>⠈⠛⠛⠁⠀⠙⠛⠋⠀⠈⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉
now its my OC
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>>721236203
cool aight
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