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Faces Of B: lets face it edition

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Faces Of B: lets face it edition
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>>721202301
BAIT
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Was about to comment >tfw no eyebrows on the fat grill
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Last faces thread lasted a long time!
If that O.C. /b/to sees this let me know
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>>721202344
you got me pretty good kek.
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>>721202344
Not really fat but okay lol
Then again i aint really skinny either so meh. Just an inbetween suppose
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>>721202630
T h i c c
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>>721202630
T
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>>721202630
You look good. Fantastic body. Keep up the good work.
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Welp, that gone fast, anyway I'm the Nazi Asian dude here to reply :P

>>721200788
Came to usa as a refugee from a communist country. Not a fan of other ethnic consider I was rob and bully by all of them. White seem to be the most elegant and nicest to be so far. I know all the yada yada liberal mindset but I can't help myself but being aroused by the thought of being slaved by superior race. It is a fantasies but it a fantasies I wish that could happen. I assume Asian twink trap like me these day wouldn't be too hard to find a white sugar daddy if I just try harder to be found (Was pretty close when whoring myself at 16 on craiglist, found an older white male who work at defend agency, too bad now he is marriage). I wish I don't feel like this but I just can't, I just love the wisdom of older white male, practically had a crush on all my history teacher and end up confess to one of them after high school >_> all in all, I just can't find anything more aroused than being a little sissy slave to a more superior race, the Trump race.
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>>721202328
the dude's real pic from last thread. not bait.
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>>721202831
>literally eats the worst food imaginable

Haha i dont think i should keep it up quite honestly. My metabolism wont lost forever and i truely feel like i should be over 300 pounds with the crap i eat
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>>721202872
i did not see this kind of convo in the last thread, what the shit
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>>721203122
It was at the very beginning
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I'm so enamored with is Goddess from the last thread. She was perfect. Wish she posted more.. fuck. I want her so bad.
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>>721203196
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>>721203122
It went by very fast, wanted to read and reply to some of the reply too :c
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>>721203196
*hugs anon*
we all did m8 :c
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I remember when this was an anonymous image board.
There are so many places you can chose you post your face, why do it here?
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>>721203196
aww your in love with Hairyarms McTits
sweet
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>>721203271
it differs per person but for me i just like seeing who browses the same shit as me and the roasts are usually pretty funny.
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>>721203293
I wouldn't say love because I don't know her. But there is not doubting her physical perfection. She is worthy of an Olive Garden coupon... indeed. literal perfection.
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>>721203293
dude... I'd take her to my company picnic and make her wear a tank top. She is EXTREMELY HOT ... Arm hair would not stop me...
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>>721203219
Lol she didn't want to give timestamp and I said timestamp like 3 times before she did it
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oh... so perfection gets you olive garden

average girls get what?? dumpster behind MacDonalds ?
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>>721203245
Solidarity brother... this is such a perfect flower. I could only desire so much.
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>>721203467
I commend your persistence... and she came through... no denying her beauty.. so rare. fuck she has me fucked... I've power fapped twice to her. I'm still fapping to her.
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>>721203499
Perfection not only gets you olive garden but a drive in the new car
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>>721203597
Poo in the loo Indian guy?
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>>721203499
maybe a $1 Polish Dog at the COSTCO food court
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>>721203641
Yes it's me.
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>>721203649
Dude I love those! Take me out on a date?
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>>721203649
yeah but make her pay
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>>721203746
And don't let her get any condiments
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>>721203612
Yes, new car smell and Olive Garden... Imagine unlimited clam chowder and the ability to use the commuter lane? I would take her to dinner, serenade her with a song then efficiently drive her back to my home and make love to her for hours. Ok maybe four hours.

Everything about her is perfect. The absolute goddess level of a woman... femine but strong. Intelligent, boldly beautiful, comfortable in her body but not vain... She is perfect.
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>>721203391
>>721203219
>>721203196
Im like 99% sure this slut posts on /soc/ which you beta orbiters should head to lmao
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>>721203726
I;m sorry my heart belongs to my unnamed beauty. We can go as friends... I'd even get you a free refill. Oh and btw... I would order our food at the cash register so we wouldn't wait in line.. then of to the HOV lane for an efficient ride home.. you down?
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i'm looking for a gf
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>>721203883
I'm the only beta orbiter... Do you think she is a slut? So you're saying I have a chance to bang her?
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>>721203967
Fuck yeah! I've never went out to eat with anyone, anywhere, ever..
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Posting shitpic, this is supposed to be a face thread but it's just one black dude and several pics of the same girl. You all have cameraphones.
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>>721203779
Maybe I'd give her "Condoms" and "Mints" wink wink .. know what im saying ....
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>>721204018
Its because everyone posted in the last thread
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>>721204017
do you live in california.. im serious..

I love costco.. and a beautiful lady accompanying me.. well it would be nice... I might even spring for a turkey roll.. if you are lucky...
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>>721204036
Why would you give her condoms when you're the one that has to put them on?
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>>721204080
Poo in the loo goddess guy never posted
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>>721204004
No youre a beta, sluts only want alphas m8.
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>>721204110
ahhh... she puts em on with her mouth...
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>>721204101
I do live in Cali but I'm not a grill.. Sorry I didn't know you thought I was grill :(
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>>721204134
do you think she would be adverse to kidnapping and Stockholm syndrome?
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>>721204132
True
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>>721204147
that's going to take half an hour to get done properly
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>>721204192
Yea but again youre a pathetic beta so at most youll back out or kys
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>>721204166
We could team up and bag grills together? Like wing men?

I just wanna fuck pic related
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>>721204272
if you manage to get her ill let you use my cabin in Big Bear
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>>721204272
I'm ugly as shit, plus I'm not of legal drinking age so I can't go to bars. I also have autism so I am horrible at talking to guys, and even worse at talking to girls.
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>>721204234
nah bro.. think about it.. she opens it up and slides it on with lips... never mind.. you are right... I'd just give em to her because she has a purse to carry em.

>>721204251

b-but I was an athlete growing up and in college and I have a full time job and college degree.. s-should I start tanning wear long red ties and pretend Im not going bald?

I also come from a good family with real estate holdings and land.. does that count for sumptin?

How can I not beta... tell me wizard.
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>>721204432
I could get you laid... give me a few weeks or months of us hitting on chicks and me throwing you some slurs and you'd be fucking in no time... Those are all excuses.. unless you are in a fucking coma I am sure I could wing man you to the pussy... trust me nigga..
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The lack of face pic and just pure nude is pretty dull :|
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>>721204332
Ohhh.. as a high altitude rendevous??? oh my ... I'd fuck her brains out there... for like a day straight... drink only muscato and eat chia seeds then marathon fuck.. Imagine fucking this goddess for a weekend then having a lovely pasta dish at your Local Olive Garden... what a delight..
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>>721204615
Lol I highly doubt it, I would show my face but I used to be on TONS of discords for 4chan and showed my face a lot and I don't want someone to notice me
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>>721204717
do you think there's only 10 people on this board or something? you're not going to get recognized and even if you did, so what? just post.
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babyface
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>>721204808
i have more chest hair than u, fite me irl
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>>721204717
ahahhahahah that's the beauty about being a male.. aka.. looks don't matter!!!!! Dude... You have so much to learn... I wish I was your big brother.. I'd have you drowning in the poon. my little bro is autistic as fuck and wouldn't even make eyecontact.. I mentored him to the point where he was fucking his friends MOM.. .. he went from being unable to talk to a girl to fucking his buddies gf while he was in the next room. You need to realize your potential and stop looking at your negatives.. you aren't a piece of shit.. See this grill I'm posting.. I just think she is physically perfect.. but to be honest I could have many women. There is no shortage of women..

Women are like bus. One comes along and you get on and enjoy the ride but if the ride gets a little bumpy you get off and wait for another just know where to wait... eventually another comes along and you enjoy that ride...
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>>721204839
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>>721204951
I've got more hair on my back than you have on your chest.
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>>721204018
I like your tree house.
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>>721205011

You must really hate velcro
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>>721204792
Alrighty but if someone recognizes me I'm done-zo since they know my real name. This is me.
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>>721205273

*gasp*

IT'S YOU
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>>721204932
Thanks for the words anon but I just don't know what I want in life. I'm not really sex hungry and I have never had a relationship before. I have no job so even if I were to develop a relationship I couldn't do any fun things with them.
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>>721205303
Are you trolling me m8?
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>>721205273
My reaction upon recognizing you. You're screwed bud.
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>>721202301
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>>721205403
Lol I was actually spooked for a sec
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>>721202301
Whats up Donald Glover
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>>721205527
You actually look like a cool dude
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>>721205527
Even if someone did recognize you. What's the big deal "hey I saw anon post his pic on 4chan the other day" "his life is basically over"
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hai! you want sum fuk? i can swallow a helicopter
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>>721205675
Well they know my real name, so they could do shit to me if they wanted.
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>>721202301
I love faces of /b/ threads.
Good on you, guy.
+10 pts
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>>721205818
But if they know who you are they can already do that. Posting a pic on an imageboard doesn't change that.
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>>721205830
lol smoke behind your ear and a stick and poke tattoo. it must hurt being as edgy as you are
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>>721205896
God i fucking need to shave.
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>>721205896
What animal is that?
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>>721205896
Nice furry in the pocket
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>>721205947
Sugar glider. I've got two, that ones name is Jack. The other is Zuko
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>>721202301
too childlike to be handsome
too ugly to be cute
>5'7
kill me
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>>721205894
I guess im just overly worried.
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>>721206099
dw bro you can either pretend to be a sugar glider and live your new life in anon's pocket or you can get about two inches by using that super painful and damaging leg lengthening thing. sugar glider anon looks like a chill guy so you'll be in good hands.
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>>721206243
thanks anon. Always though adopting might be better than making my own child with my wife. She's got a terrible family history (diabetes, parkinsons, alzheimers, and cancer) So I'd be better off adopting anyway.
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>>721206143
i get what you're coming from, people can do shit things, but posting a random face pic isn't going to go trigger some army, that takes too much effort and time that could be spent watching porn or shit talking.
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hola
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>>721206377
You look a little like the villain from iron man 2 i think? the dude with the power whips?
But what the fuck is the deal with that paint job? straight up abrasive
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>>721206317
Thanks for the reassurance
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>>721206611
OH GOD NO. I meant the green walls
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>>721206459

not a paint job my man, it's a condition I inherited from my mother, poliosis, or more commonly known as "witch's streak".

Funny how mostly villains have this condition in movies lol
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>>721206668

Oh, well I dunno lol. Comforts me.
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Ded
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>>721207099
yeah unfortunately
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>>721206099
>>721206306
>>721206243
at least I fucking lift you dyels
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>>721207249
lifting heavy objects is just further compressing your spine and making your shorter
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>>721207317
>lol what is biology and how does it work lol?
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Coca cola
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>>721207350
he's not wrong
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>>721207350
it was a joke for one, and in fact it does temporarily compress your spine. But only until you lie down for rest and it has a little time off from gravity.
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>>721206673
Its basically a birthmark. I have a stork bite or a "witches mark" on the back of my neck. 250 years ago, it probably would've gotten me burned at the stake.
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>>721207651
TBH i think it looks pretty bad ass. And thats hillarious thinking of the stupid things people have been executed for in the past.
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>>721205896
Inferno?
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>>721207566
>>721207485
lifting around 50kg to stimulate ighf-1 release in almost every muscle group on my body can't be compared to attempting lifts twice my body weight that would actually do anything
show me fucking studies mate
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>>721207651
>>721207797

I find it curious because I'm actually more inclined to spirituality and the occult. Tried LSD visiting graves and found peace there. Don't know if it has anything to do with it but I've heard myths about these marks, that they are in fact a sign of "magic" or that you were in contact with the spirit world.
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Omg i never thought id say this but in really about to murder my puppied
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>>721202630
oh, its the subway whore twith clown makeup, is your bf still a cuck and is your dad still a rapist?
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>>721208103
gorgeous eyes, and yeah... not fond of my dog atm either.

>>721207987
wut?

>>721208034
idk bro it was a joke. chill
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>>721208106
>dad rapist

Uuuuh wut?
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>>721208103
SHOW US THE MOLE ON YOUR TIT, ITS YUUUUUGE
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>>721208164
Im like so mad my typos are even worse than normal lol.
I really cant get them to shut the fuck up
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>>721208179
your dad raped you, did you forgot?
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H-hi
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Pls no bully
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>>721208211
I dont have any moles on my boobs...?
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>>721208243
Nope never happened.
Your trolling level is that of an 11 year old
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>>721208237
wut?
>>721208276
put a shirt on
>>721208285
its fucking 4chan
>pls no bully
eat shit and die
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>>721208285
you look like that fast dude from xmen
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>>721208329
I mean i cant get my puppies to shut up
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>>721202301

chris?
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>>721202630
Date me
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>>721202630
hate to break it to you but u fat
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>>721208420
Oh I thought you were the other dude with the weight lifting
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>>721208045
>Don't know if it has anything to do with it but I've heard myths about these marks, that they are in fact a sign of "magic" or that you were in contact with the spirit world.
Well, that points directly at the name those marks share -folklore passes these stories down the chain into modernity. If people were getting burned, shunned, excluded from society, they were notorious and frightening to townsfolk - especially if they'd kill your child, it wouldbe especially concerning for the family. A mother might even kill the kid to remain part of the social structure. If the kid grew to adulthood, it would be something other people would avoid on basic fear of reprisal. This would make them hang with outsiders. Its sort of a genocide if you think about it, its probably a pretty rare trait from purging it out of the race.
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>>721205273
omg steve
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>>721208537
Hate to break it to you, but you're about 2 hours late faggot
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this is me at the pub
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>>721208285
Il legit pay you 5grand for anal?
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>>721208703
Look like youve got some good stories. Id buy you a tall boy and chill
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>>721208610
Name doesn't even start with an 's' lol I'm not your typical white 9-5 business man
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>>721208762
Heck yeah, dude. I love anal.
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>>721208762
>>721208837
samefag
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>>721208859
Oof, so close.
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>>721208799
Thank you lad
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bleh
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>>721208889
just becuase you posted one from a seperate IP doesn't mean shit
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Do your worst.
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>>721208948
You seem really salty. I'm not gonna run to my desktop to make a comment. If I was gonna do that, I'd switch to my mobile data. It'd still show my posts as me though.

Just chill out dude, we're here to post faces and ruin each other.
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>>721208982
too stupid to rotate the picture
Otherwise a clean shave would make you a solid 6.5
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>>721208982
Your glasses..um don't suit you!

Got um!
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>>721208636
i don't think she lost the weight in 2hrs tho
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Photo is a couple of weeks old.
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>>721209008
Yeah im not going to lie Im a little more troll-y since all this shit posting about trump and all of the endless summer. Last time i was frequenting /b/ there were decent threads (or at least better than trump rage, and facebook fap)
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>>721209077
shoot from an upward angle down, and turn on a light or two.
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Trying to post on phone is lame
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Last photo of myself I took
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>>721209151
It wasn't a photo shoot. This was a Snapchat I sent to my brother captioned "bleach shotties?" when he was getting his results back for a mock exam.
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>>721208889
Whoa anon how did you get your channel 4 to look like that? I'm also a phonefag
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>>721204951
Patches the Hyena
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we are cool
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>>721204018
What the fuck is that haircut lmfao

>>721203986
Average/10

>>721203855
Widows Feet/10

>>721202301
Decent/10 probably like a 7/10 if you had some facial hair and didn't look 16

>>721209212
Kinda dorky, but could just be the phone angle, should grow ur beard out

>>721209077
Gender Camoflauge/10

>>721209230
You look like pure evil, but then you also look 16-18 so I get mixed vibes, Also hand tattoos(Good luck getting a job). Edgy/10
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>>721209212
Yeah I don't bother.
>>721209230
Hit the gym, youve got the same build as I do, and youll look a fuckton better if you put on some mass
>>721209361
middle dude looks chill, and femanon is like 6/10. Just something about the sideburns that indian girls get puts me off.
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>>721209361
The only good one in this group is the one in the middle.

Left: Sick g eazy hair cut, Neck beard and half an ear.

Middle: 8/10 literally perfectly average details

Right: Duck face, literally terrible, over-sized nose, + she's a 4ner so even more points deducted
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>>721208285
If you are female, please open mouth and do crazy eyes. Tits as bonus. kthxbai
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>>721209383
beard looks gross when i grow it out, but thanks
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>>721209486
>>721209449
now?
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>>721209313
download clover, try out the skins they provide
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>>721209495
Holy shit, no. I'm a dude. How are you even remotely confused about my gender? I don't look like a girl, do I?

I AM A FULL BLOODED MALE WITH STRONG ERECTIONS
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>>721209604
I thought you were a girl too..
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>>721209588
Which one?
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>>721209581
5/10
even worse picture
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>>721209659
You faggots have been on /b/ so long you forgot what a girl looks like. I don't look like a girl.
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>>721209716
google it, it's removed from playstore i think
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>>721209604

damn you do look like a passable trap

fixing your eyebrows doesn't help either..

that being said. post more
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>>721202301
cameron?
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>>721209604
Bahahaa I thought you were a girl too.
Looks like you have no adams apple and your hair pulled into a ponytail behind your head, and mostly girls do that stupid face shit
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>>721209741
You do have feminine features though.
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>>721209741
there are 4 of us that agree...
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>>721209767
dude, im telling you. Thats CLEARLY Donald glover
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>>721209736
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>>721209751
?
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>>721209854
still with the raccoon eyes.
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>>721209866
yessir
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>>721209821
>>721209805
>>721209793

You guys, are kidding, right? It's probably the silly face. I look manlier here, right?
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>>721209913
Obvious troll is obvious.
Show chest or fuck right off.
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>>721209604
Too bad. I'm currently looking for girls doing crossed eyes. I think that's pretty hot. Well, you learned a thing today, son.
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>>721202301
that's me on the right
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>>721209913
No. Grow a beard.
I used to have the same issue.
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>>721209913
stop parting your hair. Still feminine as fuck
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>>721202630
TITS YOU FUCKING BITCH
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I'm the skinhead in the middle with the black hoodie.
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>>721209913

I would fuck you, and you'd like it.
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>>721209913
Some how became more feminine
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>>721210084
>I meant on the right in the black hoodie
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>>721209913
I'd still ask you out, you're so cute
(You could say no)
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>>721210084
You're in the armed forces aren't you?
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>>721209913
That dude who asked for tits here.
Naw, I'm serious...I mean I was till you said you're a dude. Anyway, that picture does not change my impression and I'm trying really hard to see a dude in this picture, but I rather see some kind of skater chick, which is half tomboy half fuckable cute. Sorry to break it to you, but hey, beard will happen eventually.
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>>721208982
Lose the glasses m8, or atleast get another kind, you look like a library geek with those Things on
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>>721206099
bro you got that jawline. no homo but you look good
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>>721202301
what up denzel
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>>721210166
ah fuck me, I always thought they framed my face well
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>>721209893
Okay I got it installed and I'm using it now but how do I get skins? Google brings up nothing useful.
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>>721210157
Nope. I see your reasoning though. I just like alcohol and doing stupid shit
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>>721210084
"middle" 4 people

No wonder ur a skinhead
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>>721210322
Never mind I've figured it out
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>>721210360
Post your new colour scheme
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>>721209230
That is the edgiest shirt I have ever seen.
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>>721210323
honestly you look like the dude who stood in the background feeling bad for the kid being picked on while your friends did the harassing. You were the kid who was like
>ill catch up with you guys
and then picked the kids glasses off the ground for him.
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>>721210389
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>>721210454
Awww
I was also that dude.
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>>721210602
you probably saved someone from becoming an hero.
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>>721209970
Rolling for this.
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>>721210708
just bash him/her like a normal anon
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>>721210738
I just wanna see some nips. I don't care the him or the her of the matter.
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>>721210782
this
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My turn, give it to me straight (no loob)
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>>721211180
are you going for the gay villain look, because you nailed it
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>>721211215
this, so much this
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>>721208291
show for proof
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final bump
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Took it yesterday after getting a haircut
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>>721211822
Fucking iPhone fucking up the rotation
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>>721211822
Your beard hair doesn't match your hair hair
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>>721211867
That's the shitty Irish blood. Mine does the same thing in the summertime.
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>>721211867
How so? Should I trim my beard ?
>>
Maybe a little, just so that its uniform, it'll look sleeker trust me
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>>721211912
I'm English/ Thai. Don't know if my dad's side of the family have any Irish blood.
My hair does go from dark brown to borderline ginger in late spring/summer.
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>>721211822
Same facial hair patterns as my friend. He has a strong jaw so it works but I can't say the same for you based on that shit. You have a profile shot anon?
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what abput me? r8
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>>721212048
Cool statue lad
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>>721212043
I thought you kinda looked like a knockoff Markiplier. That explains it.
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>>721212048
Look like a nice guy
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>>721212048
I think your glasses make you look a bit too nerdy, I'd get some smaller ones without the bottom half of the frame
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>>721212210
he needs contact lenses
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>>721212048
Put your chin up more.
>You'll look more masculine and assertive
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>>721212044
I'll get you one after I'm done taking a shit
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>>721212330
Why is your hand so dirty? You look like you smoke a lot of weed and know how to have fun.
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>>721212131
Yeah I get that a lot. It ain't all that funny anymore really.
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>>721212330
you look like a rapist
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>>721212400
I didn't mean it as a joke. I am sorry anon. Just an observation.
>>
>>721212330
Maybe grow a beard out?
But you're alright-ish
>>
>>721212389
knocking my tobacco pipe against my hand to clean it out over a trash can.

>>721212409
thanks
>>
>>721212330
How many DUIs do you have?
>>
>>721212400
none of his shit is real, just a troll trying to get people to dox him or some shit
>>
>>721212472
Like a fancy wooden pipe? Like a sherlock? Pics if so pls
>>
>>721212498
0.
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>>721212048
unerage b&
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>>721212506
Thats the Markiplier we were referring to. Read the thread my friend.
>>
>>721202301
literal young hendrix without the hair
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>>721212536
Probably in college
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>>721212530
You kinda look like the drunk guy who almost hit me with his car 3 years back. The girl in his car nearly died and he just begged me to take him away because he was on parole and when I refused he punched me with his bloody fist.
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>>721212690
Cool pocket vest
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>>721212676
Damn, that's rough.

Did you charge him with assaulting an officer and shit?
>>

▲▲
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>>721212690
Holy shit that's a sick ass hat
>>
>>721212330
I think it's just bad lighting, post 1 more?
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>>721212690
I like the strings with the red caps
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>>721202301
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Rate me
>>
roast me
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>>721212823
Thx. I love wearing it when its cold enough outside.
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>>721212914
Wtf is your hair lol
>>
>>721209604
haha what the fuck you're a guy
>>
>>721212889
Pls be gay
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>>721212803
Sorry for the confusion. I am not an officer. I just happened to be driving by.He nearly hit me head on and swerved into some trees. He got out and was freaking out and bleeding all over.
He happened to be an old "friend" from high school so he recognized me and told me his situation. Some people who lived in the house nearby finally came out and tried to help the girl but he was too busy begging me to take him away. It was fucked.
Never filed for assault because I was supposed to be called into court as a witness but they must have settled and I never heard back.
Haven't thought about that in a while. Might be worth greentexting someday with all the backstory.
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>>721212914
You look Mexican with a hint of insecurity mixed in there
>>
This thread died for like 2 hours and has come back alive. I'm going to sleep now, maybe I'll see you /b/ros around sometime!
>>721205273
Is me
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>>721212833
ok.
>>
R8 and h8 faggots. 20 6'2 if that matters
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>>721212898
Wash your chin out of 10
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>>721213145
mfw you don't have a face
mfw I don't either
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>>721210454
I'll take that as a complement
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>>721213130
Honestly that's much better, but you look so sad...

Don't be sad you're a racist not a rapist
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>>721213145
Shitty phone didnt send image
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>>721210347
I meant the guy on the right. I'm drunk
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>>721213081
He was probably flipping out and going psychotic because he thought he killed someone.

Sounds fucked, probably worth a greentext, yeah,
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>>721213146
Ok Chester the molester ;)
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>>721213243
it was mostly intended as one
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>>721213232
You'd look like a YouTuber if you put product in your hair (not that that's necessary good thing)
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>>721213244
Right on.

Have a black Nazi.
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>>721213453
Like and subscribe... :(
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>>721212898
"The legend of No"
Comes to mind
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>>721213330
>Mostly (Cartman.jpg)

thanks bro
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>>721213634
So I look like a voloceraptor / monkey on cocaine? People have told me that.
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>>721209604
shit, now i feel gay as fuck i was totally down to smush
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>>721213771
What people?
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>>721213781
You can still smush my tush...
>>
>>721212889
You look like "black storm trooper" from the stars wars trailer
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>>721209913
Can we get 1 more pic, it doesn't have to be more reviling or anything, you're just so cute!
>>
One more fucking time trying to get this to post
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>>721214136
Your phone is going to die good sir
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>>721214136
Neo nazi! (..cough)
>>
>>721213074
I like traps?
>>
Alrighty I'm off to play some modded Oblivion. It was a good time /b/rothers and sisters. Appreciate the laughs and the stories.
>/b/
>The closest thing I have to friends
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>>721202301
nigger/10
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>>721214136
How many kids do you have with how many different women?
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>>721203855
would touch boob/10
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>>721214424
2 with 3
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>>721214180
screenshot of a screenshot due to shitty phone not posting right

>>721214302
Accurate.

>>721214424
0 anon
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>>721203986
You're chin looks kinda photoshopped?
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>>721214470
>>721214552
I like the first guy's answer better.
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>>721214581
>kinda
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