Not really fat but okay lol
Then again i aint really skinny either so meh. Just an inbetween suppose
Welp, that gone fast, anyway I'm the Nazi Asian dude here to reply :P
Came to usa as a refugee from a communist country. Not a fan of other ethnic consider I was rob and bully by all of them. White seem to be the most elegant and nicest to be so far. I know all the yada yada liberal mindset but I can't help myself but being aroused by the thought of being slaved by superior race. It is a fantasies but it a fantasies I wish that could happen. I assume Asian twink trap like me these day wouldn't be too hard to find a white sugar daddy if I just try harder to be found (Was pretty close when whoring myself at 16 on craiglist, found an older white male who work at defend agency, too bad now he is marriage). I wish I don't feel like this but I just can't, I just love the wisdom of older white male, practically had a crush on all my history teacher and end up confess to one of them after high school >_> all in all, I just can't find anything more aroused than being a little sissy slave to a more superior race, the Trump race.
>literally eats the worst food imaginable
Haha i dont think i should keep it up quite honestly. My metabolism wont lost forever and i truely feel like i should be over 300 pounds with the crap i eat
I'm so enamored with is Goddess from the last thread. She was perfect. Wish she posted more.. fuck. I want her so bad.
I wouldn't say love because I don't know her. But there is not doubting her physical perfection. She is worthy of an Olive Garden coupon... indeed. literal perfection.
Yes, new car smell and Olive Garden... Imagine unlimited clam chowder and the ability to use the commuter lane? I would take her to dinner, serenade her with a song then efficiently drive her back to my home and make love to her for hours. Ok maybe four hours.
Everything about her is perfect. The absolute goddess level of a woman... femine but strong. Intelligent, boldly beautiful, comfortable in her body but not vain... She is perfect.
I;m sorry my heart belongs to my unnamed beauty. We can go as friends... I'd even get you a free refill. Oh and btw... I would order our food at the cash register so we wouldn't wait in line.. then of to the HOV lane for an efficient ride home.. you down?
Posting shitpic, this is supposed to be a face thread but it's just one black dude and several pics of the same girl. You all have cameraphones.
do you live in california.. im serious..
I love costco.. and a beautiful lady accompanying me.. well it would be nice... I might even spring for a turkey roll.. if you are lucky...
We could team up and bag grills together? Like wing men?
I just wanna fuck pic related
nah bro.. think about it.. she opens it up and slides it on with lips... never mind.. you are right... I'd just give em to her because she has a purse to carry em.
b-but I was an athlete growing up and in college and I have a full time job and college degree.. s-should I start tanning wear long red ties and pretend Im not going bald?
I also come from a good family with real estate holdings and land.. does that count for sumptin?
How can I not beta... tell me wizard.
I could get you laid... give me a few weeks or months of us hitting on chicks and me throwing you some slurs and you'd be fucking in no time... Those are all excuses.. unless you are in a fucking coma I am sure I could wing man you to the pussy... trust me nigga..
Ohhh.. as a high altitude rendevous??? oh my ... I'd fuck her brains out there... for like a day straight... drink only muscato and eat chia seeds then marathon fuck.. Imagine fucking this goddess for a weekend then having a lovely pasta dish at your Local Olive Garden... what a delight..
ahahhahahah that's the beauty about being a male.. aka.. looks don't matter!!!!! Dude... You have so much to learn... I wish I was your big brother.. I'd have you drowning in the poon. my little bro is autistic as fuck and wouldn't even make eyecontact.. I mentored him to the point where he was fucking his friends MOM.. .. he went from being unable to talk to a girl to fucking his buddies gf while he was in the next room. You need to realize your potential and stop looking at your negatives.. you aren't a piece of shit.. See this grill I'm posting.. I just think she is physically perfect.. but to be honest I could have many women. There is no shortage of women..
Women are like bus. One comes along and you get on and enjoy the ride but if the ride gets a little bumpy you get off and wait for another just know where to wait... eventually another comes along and you enjoy that ride...
Alrighty but if someone recognizes me I'm done-zo since they know my real name. This is me.
Thanks for the words anon but I just don't know what I want in life. I'm not really sex hungry and I have never had a relationship before. I have no job so even if I were to develop a relationship I couldn't do any fun things with them.
My reaction upon recognizing you. You're screwed bud.
I love faces of /b/ threads.
Good on you, guy.
lol smoke behind your ear and a stick and poke tattoo. it must hurt being as edgy as you are
too childlike to be handsome
too ugly to be cute
dw bro you can either pretend to be a sugar glider and live your new life in anon's pocket or you can get about two inches by using that super painful and damaging leg lengthening thing. sugar glider anon looks like a chill guy so you'll be in good hands.
thanks anon. Always though adopting might be better than making my own child with my wife. She's got a terrible family history (diabetes, parkinsons, alzheimers, and cancer) So I'd be better off adopting anyway.
i get what you're coming from, people can do shit things, but posting a random face pic isn't going to go trigger some army, that takes too much effort and time that could be spent watching porn or shit talking.
not a paint job my man, it's a condition I inherited from my mother, poliosis, or more commonly known as "witch's streak".
Funny how mostly villains have this condition in movies lol
at least I fucking lift you dyels
lifting around 50kg to stimulate ighf-1 release in almost every muscle group on my body can't be compared to attempting lifts twice my body weight that would actually do anything
show me fucking studies mate
I find it curious because I'm actually more inclined to spirituality and the occult. Tried LSD visiting graves and found peace there. Don't know if it has anything to do with it but I've heard myths about these marks, that they are in fact a sign of "magic" or that you were in contact with the spirit world.
Omg i never thought id say this but in really about to murder my puppied
>Don't know if it has anything to do with it but I've heard myths about these marks, that they are in fact a sign of "magic" or that you were in contact with the spirit world.
Well, that points directly at the name those marks share -folklore passes these stories down the chain into modernity. If people were getting burned, shunned, excluded from society, they were notorious and frightening to townsfolk - especially if they'd kill your child, it wouldbe especially concerning for the family. A mother might even kill the kid to remain part of the social structure. If the kid grew to adulthood, it would be something other people would avoid on basic fear of reprisal. This would make them hang with outsiders. Its sort of a genocide if you think about it, its probably a pretty rare trait from purging it out of the race.
You seem really salty. I'm not gonna run to my desktop to make a comment. If I was gonna do that, I'd switch to my mobile data. It'd still show my posts as me though.
Just chill out dude, we're here to post faces and ruin each other.
Yeah im not going to lie Im a little more troll-y since all this shit posting about trump and all of the endless summer. Last time i was frequenting /b/ there were decent threads (or at least better than trump rage, and facebook fap)
What the fuck is that haircut lmfao
Decent/10 probably like a 7/10 if you had some facial hair and didn't look 16
Kinda dorky, but could just be the phone angle, should grow ur beard out
You look like pure evil, but then you also look 16-18 so I get mixed vibes, Also hand tattoos(Good luck getting a job). Edgy/10
Yeah I don't bother.
Hit the gym, youve got the same build as I do, and youll look a fuckton better if you put on some mass
middle dude looks chill, and femanon is like 6/10. Just something about the sideburns that indian girls get puts me off.
The only good one in this group is the one in the middle.
Left: Sick g eazy hair cut, Neck beard and half an ear.
Middle: 8/10 literally perfectly average details
Right: Duck face, literally terrible, over-sized nose, + she's a 4ner so even more points deducted
Holy shit, no. I'm a dude. How are you even remotely confused about my gender? I don't look like a girl, do I?
I AM A FULL BLOODED MALE WITH STRONG ERECTIONS
You guys, are kidding, right? It's probably the silly face. I look manlier here, right?
I'm the skinhead in the middle with the black hoodie.
That dude who asked for tits here.
Naw, I'm serious...I mean I was till you said you're a dude. Anyway, that picture does not change my impression and I'm trying really hard to see a dude in this picture, but I rather see some kind of skater chick, which is half tomboy half fuckable cute. Sorry to break it to you, but hey, beard will happen eventually.
Okay I got it installed and I'm using it now but how do I get skins? Google brings up nothing useful.
honestly you look like the dude who stood in the background feeling bad for the kid being picked on while your friends did the harassing. You were the kid who was like
>ill catch up with you guys
and then picked the kids glasses off the ground for him.
Yeah I get that a lot. It ain't all that funny anymore really.
You kinda look like the drunk guy who almost hit me with his car 3 years back. The girl in his car nearly died and he just begged me to take him away because he was on parole and when I refused he punched me with his bloody fist.
Sorry for the confusion. I am not an officer. I just happened to be driving by.He nearly hit me head on and swerved into some trees. He got out and was freaking out and bleeding all over.
He happened to be an old "friend" from high school so he recognized me and told me his situation. Some people who lived in the house nearby finally came out and tried to help the girl but he was too busy begging me to take him away. It was fucked.
Never filed for assault because I was supposed to be called into court as a witness but they must have settled and I never heard back.
Haven't thought about that in a while. Might be worth greentexting someday with all the backstory.
shit, now i feel gay as fuck i was totally down to smush
One more fucking time trying to get this to post