Ladies and Gentlemen:
The First Lady of the United States of America
She brings class, style, and prestige to the WH
Still better looking than the apes that were in the white house. So glad the both of them are gone!
Seriously? This has been splattered all over the net.
Michelle Obama is far prettier than any white woman!
do you suppose donnie bought her some new, less-square boobs?
This lady has more class in one of the kernels of corn picked out of her shit, than Trump's whore has in her entire body.
EVERYBODY SHUT UP, NOBODY SHOULD FUCKING CARE! GO TO BED.
God bless America!
And remember, if you pitch a tent, say the pledge of allegiance until it goes away.....
>Calls a Harvard educated lawyer that tried to help kids get less fat classless
>Defends an Eastern European illegal immigrant, gold digger who got famous for taking nude photos
>Enters US without a visa to work
>Gets called out on it
>Tells a lie about the timeframe that makes absolutely no sense and basically establishes that it was illegal
>Won't release her immigration records
Class? Is that why she had special flights beca use she didn't want to keep to the same schedule as her husband ?
Jus bill it to de taxpayzers... I can't wait on dis fool, I have to get back for sum Oprah....
You are aware they pay for their own flights, right?
That would be unlike Trump that sets up secret service agents in Trump Tower then charges them to stay there (even though they have to) basically forcing tax payers to pay him for his own protection.
Here's a nude.
They pay? For what? The chartered jet? The secret service that goes along with them? For all the security at embarkation and disembarkation airports?
The bitch bought tennis shoes off the government account I doubt she paid for all the cosystem of those flights.
How about thier family vacation to africa?
Did they pay for the fighters jets that ran the air cap?
Where did you get this theory anyway? Out of a unicorns ass?
I-it's true Medusa, I was there when she posed
>The chartered jet?
Yes, they pay for private flights, dumbass. That's how it works. I don't know if you know this but the Obamas are pretty fucking rich.
>The secret service that goes along with them?
So the Obamas have to do everything together at all times due to Secret Service? What the fuck kind of logic is that? How do you square that with Melania Trump's decision to live in fucking New York City while Donny boy stays in DC?
>The bitch bought tennis shoes off the government account I doubt she paid for all the cosystem of those flights.
No, she didn't, you stupid lying fuck. The criticism of the shoes was that she wore $500 shoes to a food bank. Not that she purchased them illegally.
>How about thier family vacation to africa?
All of their vacations, like every president's vacation, is paid for by the president. Again, the very rich guy and his rich wife pay for their own vacation just like every president.
It's like you're a particularly useless sponge that just absorbs all the dumb shit he reads on conservative Facebook posts and doesn't even think to read further or check reliable sources. No, you're hillbilly uncle shared something from "Conservatives United to Save the Republic from The Tyrant Obama" and you just nod along like a fucking rube.
Ladies and Gentlemen:
The First Bitch of the United States of America
Wow that is amazing , knowing absolutely nothing about me , you can tell where I get my news and information from , my ethnic group, where I live and my type.... that is incredible. ...
And every single part was wrong......
You are like a special kind of stupid, I don't feel bad for you. You choose to be this way.
Btw, your mother is a whore
>searching for a reason to care
in 1000 years will it really matter?
I know. Having a prettier face means it's ok to unnecessarily cost tax payers literally tens of millions of dollars a year because you don't want to live in the White House (and no...it may not be $1M a day but when the NY mayor is asking for $35M just to compensate for *their* local law enforcement, you know it's quite a bit more than $600 fucking dollars).
>And every single part was wrong
No, it wasn't. You regurgitate completely fabricated shit from particularly D-list conservative blogs. Where some conservatives complain about something and it gets filtered like a particularly awful game of telephone down and down the levels until some blog you've never heard of has gotten the initial criticism totally wrong and amplified it 10 fold.
>Michelle Obama wears $600 shoes to food bank
>Michelle Obama charges taxpayers for $600 shoes
And instead of going "Is that accurate, I should check" you just agree it must be because it fits with your preconceived notions.
As for you "ethnic group" everyone here knows you're white. The old "No I'm a middle-aged black woman that just happens to post to 4chan in the middle of the night defending fucking Melania Trump" isn't something anyone actually believes and your obvious refusal to actually state how I was wrong is telling. You didn't provide a race or source of information, you just went "NUH UH, DUMMY!"
Further, rather than try to rebut my take down of your stupid ass claims you seem to have realized you were wrong but still need to be right. It doesn't matter that you thought the Obama's vacation was on the taxpayers dime when it wasn't, you can't have said something wrong or dumb. You can't admit it to yourself. (Kind of like your hero, Donald "Baby Hands" Trump)
you're all faggots, shut up.
Trump managed to sour relations between the US and god damned Australia earlier. FUCKING AUSTRALIA.
John McCain had to call them and basically try to smooth things over.
You think this guy is going to do a single positive thing while he's president? He's a like a petulant child that always gets his way and doesn't know how the world works. He's dangerous not because he's a radical. He's dangerous because he's a hot-headed moron that is used to getting his way.
No. Because Obama didn't give them anything. An immigration judge did after a 5-hour hearing. That judge was appointed by a Republican Attorney General. The process was followed properly and no one denied or tried to hide that they were living in the country illegally after their asylum status was denied. And that illegal time was simply the time between their asylum status and their deportation hearing.
That's orders of magnitude different that having a husband who is professing hard-core illegal immigration sentiments and having lied about working in the US without a work visa. If *that* was what Obama's relatives had done, you and other hard-rights would have collectively shat yourselves 10 times more than you did. But I guess she gets a pass because of the "R" next to her husbands name.
I wasn't talking about any of your rebuttals on the nobamas.....
I was saying everything you assumed about me from what I wrote WAS WRONG FAGGOT!
I can't type this out in crayon so this is a simple as it gets...... Hope you can somehow grasp it.
As for the nobamas, he said, she said.... blah, blah blah.... your "facts" are no more valid than my "facts" I will agree to disagree.
I am okay without you having a clue, regardless of who,what,when you are. You are most likely a waste of space. So idc if you stay loyal and stupid.
Your goldfish is a faggot
I am not typing all this to defend Melina Trump.
I am typing this becuase you are a hateful asshole (and a faggot)
Lastly, your mom is a faggot (in addition to being a whore )