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Ladies and Gentlemen: The First Lady of the United States of America

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Ladies and Gentlemen:
The First Lady of the United States of America
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>>721173034

surely you aren't complaining
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>>721173034
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>>721173034
>>721173034
Ay mi gusta!!!
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Winning
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>>721173034
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2hy do you like prudes
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>>721173166
Da fuq is that lighting and camera work.
Looks like a screenshot from a remastered PS2 game.
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fuck, you could cut glass on that face.
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Butterface tbh
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Ivanka is better
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What do you think /b/ is this obamas mom??
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>>721175598
Pics, or it didn't happen
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>>721175752
no
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She brings class, style, and prestige to the WH
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>>721175752
Head is kinda big for the shoop
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>>721175752
nice try, but is fake
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>>721174465
they're in the air and no one is in the pilots seat lol
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Fuck this bitch WALL HYPE
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Trumps wife is fucking HOT!! Classy indeed! Better than the nigger ape first lady we had. That thing looked like a man!
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>>721173034
>First Lady

At least she's good looking. I don't give a fuck if she's naked as long as Trump gets this country back on track
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She's better than the last one
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>>721175752
snoops says it is true
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She is the perfect image of Liberty
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>>721177397
that is mean.. but, kek
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>>721173166
as much as I like the way she looks, what the heck is going on with the shoes?
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Still better looking than the apes that were in the white house. So glad the both of them are gone!
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>>721176849
Seriously? This has been splattered all over the net.
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>>721173034

Michelle Obama is far prettier than any white woman!
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>>721178030
dude.. you're so cool
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>>721178030
fuckin edgy bro

way to be edge 101/0 edge my nigger
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>>721178299
I would fuck her. Trump is a lucky man! Shes hot AND obedient. The way all women should be.
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>>721178338
LOL!!! You fucking nigger. You need to get your eyes checked.
>>721178404
Yes, I know.
>>721178792
No edge in speaking the truth.
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>>721176203
do you suppose donnie bought her some new, less-square boobs?
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don't forget the first daughter
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>>721179517
Ivanka is even hotter than Melania. Trump is a lucky bastard.
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>>721173034
This lady has more class in one of the kernels of corn picked out of her shit, than Trump's whore has in her entire body.
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>>721179662
Baron is the one getting the sucking while trump films his TV show though.
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>>721179848
nice try, take your classless ugly politician wannabe out of this thread.
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>>721179848
lady ape, at least acknowledge your bestiality fetish
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>>721179934
Instead why don't you go pull that big dick outta yo mouth?
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>>721180134
because there are no dicks in my mouth, only one in my hand as you decided to reply while I was scrolling between threads looking for fap material.
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>>721179848
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>>721177829
>snopes is hundert percent correct and has never been caught being biased.

Tool
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>>721177975
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>>721179219
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EVERYBODY SHUT UP, NOBODY SHOULD FUCKING CARE! GO TO BED.
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>>721175048
certainly the same demographic
>i still love my ps2 anyway. fuck you kids, 3 and 4 are dogshit.
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Butherfaces both of them
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> Trump gets this country back on track
Oh, you are so deluded.
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>>721173034
You're goddamn right she is! :)
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>>721180617
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>>721180776
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>>721180444
they haven't. prove me otherwise or go back to your limbaugh reruns.
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>>721173034
God bless America!
And remember, if you pitch a tent, say the pledge of allegiance until it goes away.....
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>>721180883
Wow, straight to politics eh? They've been exposed many times over the years. Don't know how you missed it. Now they're right up there with CNN.
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Opie is a fag it
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>>721179934
>Calls a Harvard educated lawyer that tried to help kids get less fat classless
>Defends an Eastern European illegal immigrant, gold digger who got famous for taking nude photos
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Anything worth ever jacking off to her wtf is this trash
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>>721181188
not illegal
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>>721176203
Huge improvement over the wide assed hatchet faced nigger who was spending our tax dollars on 600.00 tennis shoes
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>>721179219
>No edge in speaking the truth.

never before have i been so convinced of a stranger's autism
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>>721181531
>Enters US without a visa to work
>Works
>Gets called out on it
>Tells a lie about the timeframe that makes absolutely no sense and basically establishes that it was illegal
>Won't release her immigration records
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>>721179848
Class? Is that why she had special flights beca use she didn't want to keep to the same schedule as her husband ?

Jus bill it to de taxpayzers... I can't wait on dis fool, I have to get back for sum Oprah....
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>>721182039
You are aware they pay for their own flights, right?

That would be unlike Trump that sets up secret service agents in Trump Tower then charges them to stay there (even though they have to) basically forcing tax payers to pay him for his own protection.
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>>721181188
Help kids get fat? Have you seen the width of her ass? Each of her ass cheeks is it's own hemisphere. ....
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>>721181760
Did you cry this much when Obama gave his relatives that where in the country illegally citizen status? Especially the one that was stopped for a DUI?
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>>721182326
Michelle Obama isn't even a little bit fat. She has hips because she's a woman. As opposed to Melania that has the hips of a 12-year-old boy and goofy fake tits.
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>>721181104
soooo wheres muh link? something published now, don't give me a hannity clip, even for the zealots, that dudes kinda gone off the deep end.
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>>721182181
They pay? For what? The chartered jet? The secret service that goes along with them? For all the security at embarkation and disembarkation airports?

The bitch bought tennis shoes off the government account I doubt she paid for all the cosystem of those flights.

How about thier family vacation to africa?
Did they pay for the fighters jets that ran the air cap?

Where did you get this theory anyway? Out of a unicorns ass?
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Every bitch he ever married is busted in the grill except Marla.
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>>721182496
>isn't even a little bit fat......

Oh hey, that asteroid isn't even a little bit like a big fucking rock it just has the girth of a small planet...
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>>721177829
I-it's true Medusa, I was there when she posed
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>>721182876
>The chartered jet?

Yes, they pay for private flights, dumbass. That's how it works. I don't know if you know this but the Obamas are pretty fucking rich.

>The secret service that goes along with them?

So the Obamas have to do everything together at all times due to Secret Service? What the fuck kind of logic is that? How do you square that with Melania Trump's decision to live in fucking New York City while Donny boy stays in DC?

>The bitch bought tennis shoes off the government account I doubt she paid for all the cosystem of those flights.

No, she didn't, you stupid lying fuck. The criticism of the shoes was that she wore $500 shoes to a food bank. Not that she purchased them illegally.

>How about thier family vacation to africa?

All of their vacations, like every president's vacation, is paid for by the president. Again, the very rich guy and his rich wife pay for their own vacation just like every president.

It's like you're a particularly useless sponge that just absorbs all the dumb shit he reads on conservative Facebook posts and doesn't even think to read further or check reliable sources. No, you're hillbilly uncle shared something from "Conservatives United to Save the Republic from The Tyrant Obama" and you just nod along like a fucking rube.

>>721183070
>pic related
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Ladies and Gentlemen:
The First Bitch of the United States of America
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A bit too heavy on the plastic surgery for my tastes. We've had better looking first ladies.
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>>721183715
Grace Coolidge and Jackie Kennedy are the only two attractive ones actually.
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>>721183710
thicc
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>>721183958
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>>721184001
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>>721184044
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>>721183958
dat man-face
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>>721184080
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>>721184168
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>>721184168
She's had so fucking much plastic surgery she's permanently stuck with a resting bitch face that looks like she's grimacing at a joke she found offensive.
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>>721183569
Wow that is amazing , knowing absolutely nothing about me , you can tell where I get my news and information from , my ethnic group, where I live and my type.... that is incredible. ...

And every single part was wrong......

You are like a special kind of stupid, I don't feel bad for you. You choose to be this way.

Btw, your mother is a whore
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>>721180844
>searching for a reason to care
in 1000 years will it really matter?
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>>721181570

I know. Having a prettier face means it's ok to unnecessarily cost tax payers literally tens of millions of dollars a year because you don't want to live in the White House (and no...it may not be $1M a day but when the NY mayor is asking for $35M just to compensate for *their* local law enforcement, you know it's quite a bit more than $600 fucking dollars).
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>>721184589
And.....

Your neighbor's doghouse is a faggot
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>>721184803
And your brother is a faggot.
His brother (you) are a faggot...
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>>721184589
>And every single part was wrong

No, it wasn't. You regurgitate completely fabricated shit from particularly D-list conservative blogs. Where some conservatives complain about something and it gets filtered like a particularly awful game of telephone down and down the levels until some blog you've never heard of has gotten the initial criticism totally wrong and amplified it 10 fold.

>Michelle Obama wears $600 shoes to food bank

becomes

>Michelle Obama charges taxpayers for $600 shoes

And instead of going "Is that accurate, I should check" you just agree it must be because it fits with your preconceived notions.

As for you "ethnic group" everyone here knows you're white. The old "No I'm a middle-aged black woman that just happens to post to 4chan in the middle of the night defending fucking Melania Trump" isn't something anyone actually believes and your obvious refusal to actually state how I was wrong is telling. You didn't provide a race or source of information, you just went "NUH UH, DUMMY!"

Further, rather than try to rebut my take down of your stupid ass claims you seem to have realized you were wrong but still need to be right. It doesn't matter that you thought the Obama's vacation was on the taxpayers dime when it wasn't, you can't have said something wrong or dumb. You can't admit it to yourself. (Kind of like your hero, Donald "Baby Hands" Trump)
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>>721184934
you're all faggots, shut up.
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>>721185250
If I were not OP I would like to be Diogenes.
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>>721180776
>leftist
>calling anyone deluded

topkek m8y
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>>721185387
if i were no Diogenes i would also wish to be Diogenes
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>>721185423
Trump managed to sour relations between the US and god damned Australia earlier. FUCKING AUSTRALIA.

John McCain had to call them and basically try to smooth things over.

You think this guy is going to do a single positive thing while he's president? He's a like a petulant child that always gets his way and doesn't know how the world works. He's dangerous not because he's a radical. He's dangerous because he's a hot-headed moron that is used to getting his way.
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>>721183958
>>721184001
>>721184044
those feet omg. hnnnnng
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>>721182482

No. Because Obama didn't give them anything. An immigration judge did after a 5-hour hearing. That judge was appointed by a Republican Attorney General. The process was followed properly and no one denied or tried to hide that they were living in the country illegally after their asylum status was denied. And that illegal time was simply the time between their asylum status and their deportation hearing.

That's orders of magnitude different that having a husband who is professing hard-core illegal immigration sentiments and having lied about working in the US without a work visa. If *that* was what Obama's relatives had done, you and other hard-rights would have collectively shat yourselves 10 times more than you did. But I guess she gets a pass because of the "R" next to her husbands name.
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ITT: psy ops & mass opinion control
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>>721185151
I wasn't talking about any of your rebuttals on the nobamas.....

I was saying everything you assumed about me from what I wrote WAS WRONG FAGGOT!

I can't type this out in crayon so this is a simple as it gets...... Hope you can somehow grasp it.

As for the nobamas, he said, she said.... blah, blah blah.... your "facts" are no more valid than my "facts" I will agree to disagree.

I am okay without you having a clue, regardless of who,what,when you are. You are most likely a waste of space. So idc if you stay loyal and stupid.

Oh yeah,

Your goldfish is a faggot
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>>721185151
Almost forgot.

I am not typing all this to defend Melina Trump.
I am typing this becuase you are a hateful asshole (and a faggot)

Lastly, your mom is a faggot (in addition to being a whore )
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