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>Internal monologue

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>Internal monologue
Same I alternate between thinking of the booty and screaming

Nice 69 I'm triggered
Personally, I support birds free-shitting.
why this marked
this doesn't seem right
it's a feature
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it's not a bug, it's a feature
so that I can find you
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some party
So are dinosaurs, but you don't see me crying about them.
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you need a soul for that
Dinosaurs have no soul. That's why they so easily betrayed our savior, Raptor Jesus.
I already gave you my address
The dump is too smelly to visit.
raptor rapture pun goes here
My penis goes there.
ITT mercilessness
Speaking of penis, a little bird told me that someone told that little bird that I would be scared of said little bird's penis, you happen to know anything about that
cya later on nd2 food
You fear kitty's girth.
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but y
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About as dead as an abandoned morgue
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I can keep it alive since I have nothing better to do.
CPR is my specialty.
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My specialty is anti-CPR.

Is not scary though
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Practice anti-CPR on me please.
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You're up late.
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I don't do it for free, sorry.

Because I don't have to wake up early.
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You fear it.
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I'll do CPR to cancel out your anti-CPR, thus making it free.
that's a really conducive pic there
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No morning classes?
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Don't you know what happens when CPR comes into contact with anti-CPR?

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The universe resets itself.
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That is good, I slept through my morning class today on accident.
How are you today, feeling okay?
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No, it just makes an awful big mess.

Just okay. How about you?
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Tony's a slut.
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Alright, need to get some homework done here in a bit. Okay is good, better than bad.
stupid Rowlete, why coudn't Poplio get the ghost typing for its final form.
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I can clean it up.
I'll bring lemon Pledge.
It's about as scary as the ending to Resident Evil 7
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i want this thread dirty af when i get back
Welcome to the family, son.
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I'm going to tell him you think its small.

I want you dirty AF.
SHITDICK!! ... I don't remember the rest
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Just throw it into the fire. Homework is the root of all evil.

I don't think that'll be enough
Okay, I fear it!
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mornin starshine
You thought you could sneak out before dinner was done?!
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It needs to be done or I will find myself out on the streets. I do hate homework though.
Mornin', how's neffy?
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Alright. Finished my first week of school.
Much heavier than last semester. Gonna need to sort my work shit out cause I don't think I can skip half the classes this time
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I'll bring TWO sponges.
Well, don't just stand there.
Do something!
I'm sick and tired, over being sick and tired of your bullshit, girl
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Daddy's coming.
Mommyyy... This way
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Let me know if you need help with chemistry

He got to have his supper!
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You're gonna die in this hole, and you're gonna like it!
Try and get away from my babies, cocksucker!
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Are you swapping to days soon too for work?
The hardest class this term is prob philosophy. I'll let you know if I take a second chem class sometime though.
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That gun is not gonna work the way you think it will!

Philosophy? How can that be difficult?
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Tonight is my last night shift

Issue is work hasn't confirmed that I have those days off. Which means until then, I just need to desperately swap shifts with anyone who will
*angry stomping*
Why do i exist?
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It is online meaning I need to manage my time and it is not particularly interesting to me right now so I can't focus. Actually difficulty my hardest class would be integral calculus, but I'm good at math and like it so it's an easy focus.
Trade sexual favors for days off.
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Who taught you how to drive?
That's not very nice.
Guns aren't much use 'round here, son.
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Because butts.
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I'd rather stick my dick in a blender than in most of my co-workers.
cait more like BAIT
kissshot more like CUTESHOT
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additive inversion
Why does everyone hate me?

That's all the quotes I can think of, what a very enriching conversation this was
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Y-your compliments don't make me happy Zac.
That is fair, maybe ask politely and they will concede for just that.
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It's always nice to spout some quotes.
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The issue is that they would have to give me their weekend shifts for my weekday shifts for the hours to match up

Meaning they'd LOSE money, which is why no one will do it
and ears
that is a hard deal to organize.
How are you going to manage it?
th...thanks thats all I needed
now hug me

tsun cuteshot~
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dunno lol

Hoping work gets off their ass and responds to my TWA request
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Post your ears.
I hate you with all my being.
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Work agreement thing. "I will always have these days off until XX/XX/XX date" or something
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Ah alright, hopefully that goes through yeah. What are you learning this term?
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posting polynomial logistic maps
GOD I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

th..thats okay, ill always like you ;_;
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Still accounting.

Mostly just tax though
Hate me.
Let me die with no strings still attached to this worthless mortal coil.
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I hate you so much that I will love you forever
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Well if you need help you can account on me
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Love and hate are both strong words.
Let's not kid ourselves, though.
There's no strong feelings between us.
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I love you and this is how you treat me ;_____;

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When we reach the end of our existence
We'll mean nothing to each other.
Even in the scope of our lives
I'm nothing, and you're likewise.
>calling me nothing
wow cait ur an asshole, kissurself nerd lmao
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I'm just being odd and melancholy.
It would be unwise to take me too seriously.
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Fucking Satan maps.
im literally gonna go drown myself in calories and ice cream because ur bully
>implying you wouldn't do that anyway
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That's what I did, and what put me in my state.
I tried to feel full, but now I just feel empty.
It was nothing but a mistake.
just like our existence
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That's pretty useless though.
Just cutting off my existence would hurt people around me much more than it would ever help me. The only benefit it produces is (probably) neutrality, which will come eventually anyways.
I'll try to bear through it all even if it's not for me. It's not so bad.
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can't be that. needs to be something biologically symmetrical. the beast is neither symmetrical or biological. maybe they're schizophrenia sixes since it's about senses and dharma
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Or you're the devil!
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Can't sleep anymore.
im going to get food, dont /wrists while im gone
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White doge is a boy
get me some too
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Is neither.

It's all life is.
A seemingly unending rollercoaster of unforgettable highs and unbelievable lows.
Why bother to seek happiness that's but temporary? That very same ecstasy will soon prove to be your misery in due time.
The only sense of ease can come in the fact that neither will last forever; pain and pleasure are momentary only. But when neutrality in this world is so wholly inadequate (see: boredom), what comfort can this statement really offer?
What do we head towards but eventual acceptance of the uncertainty that comes with the end of an age? Can we even hope to reach that, or are we bound to desperately cling onto something that we will never fully understand, trusting only in the euphoria of those eternally lost days?
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Did I jump into a philosophy conversation today?
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Disregard it.
It's nothing but my drunk thoughts that deserve nothing but to be laughed at and discarded as the drivel they are.
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You saved me the embarrassment of commenting further on that, thanks.
Meanwhile, I'm just eating yogurt, wishing I had some beer instead.
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Beer doesn't do me any good.
I'd rather be content with yogurt.
Count them blessings, fam.
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Pls. The only reason I'm even eating this is because I've been overspending on eating out. Tried to stock up on healthier stuff this paycheck.
Also I won't be drinking beer here anytime soon anyway. The US is not kind with their import prices.
the devil is us but not on an individual level, i could be you talking to me and you could be me talking to you. but what having two chaotic attractors means our lives are a job in one dimension of logic, where to the machines of the micrological they make the jobs (plural) of the immediate personal life you live a different realm of physics. this is what most people mean when they talk about the human endeavor like social behavior as metaphysical and maybe even unnatural

the devil's got twice as hard a job to make sense of the world since not interacting socially and making it more complicated actually for itself to do so in the meanwhile pretty much means you can take it for granted that no human or entity is the devil. it's like thermodynamic entropy. you can't be evil, because even civilization is something that reverses its own tendency to backslide
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Price doesn't matter to me since I'm a spoiled little brat who's got all the money in the world.
I've been trying to spend less on eating and drinking lately, but spending 40 bucks on immediate food / drink today kinda nullified that.
I'll be back to normal with some determination tomorrow and probably spend less overall than in past weeks, but still.
Hope you can keep up with it.
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Living the dream.
I'm living "on my own". I rent a room so I don't really have a huge level of expenditure, which is how I justify spending on comfort/fast food. If there's anything I miss about Mexico is that there is an abundance of bars with cheap, good beer, and absolutely no need to have a car to go out. SoCal sucks without a car
Thats my fb profile picture
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The nightmare.
I have to say, eating or drinking problems wouldn't be quite as bad if I didn't have a car. It's a lot more easy to get around since I have one. My freshman and sophomore years of college were more lax. The car's been a blessing and a curse.
SoCal would have a lot of shit to do.
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I know for a fact that one of the reasons I don't get fast food more often after work is because I don't have a car. I'm seriously considering not getting one, but because I have hobbies and want to be able to have friends and see them, a car is almost a requirement.
If you have such a problem with drinking just buy the stuff and send it to me. Just no rum.
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Though the car is pernicious, I don't plan on just giving it away or anything. You're damn right that they're useful.
I don't ship, unfortunately.
In terms of drinking: in my youth (before the age of 21) I drank only Jim Beam bourbon because it was easier to get a large quantity of for a reasonable price. Now, I'm onto stouts and brandy.
I got rather sick on cheap rum before the age of 21 so now I'm turned off to it.
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I've only had rum once, I didn't even have to get drunk off it to know that I wouldn't enjoy the actual drinking experience. I'm more about Vodka, a nice Whiskey, and most any decent beer, especially dark beers.
Just don't drink yourself dead and be useful to someone.
whrere is vagine? thanks you
I'm too tired to discuss the human condition and how it effects the perceived and unperceived reality, so have some Satan porn instead.
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I've enjoyed stouts from the start. Things like brown ales are growing on me, so I could probably diversify. Will probably just stick to brandy despite my origins in whiskey.
I'm quite broken enough that I'm more useful to others by being alone rather that giving my problems to anyone else.
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wpuld u satan? I would sATAN
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Well then stop presenting yourself as a problem or a burden or a liability or whatever it is you think of yourself as. Just be, Christ. Even an out of touch, no friends douche like me knows that.
Alcohol helps, btw.
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But would a Satan a Subby?
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I just don't present myself at all. I'm not in the business of making friends.
Alcohol is only a temporary solution. Making it a permanent solution will kill or injure you. It's useless.
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I feel like even answering that should be an offense.
If i if asked nicely maybe

how r u doing
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I would Satan a Subby.
subby r u durnk
dont do another durnk plez
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I'm failing to understand what the problem here is now. Or rather, what it is that you're trying to aspire to that you can't reach due to whatever it is you're struggling with internally.
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Fine enough to still be here.
also that pic is me irl except I'm not blond and my butt isn't that big and I'm not a fox person

close enough

I'm (((sober)))


I mean foodwise
but do you have a protruding taint?
...i didn't know taints could protrude
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For some time, I'd wanted to be irrationally happy. I optimistically thought you could somehow achieve lasting happiness outside of any heaven.
Then, I tried to be great. But I'm not strong enough to achieve cold greatness.
My desire to be great barred me from any goodness. I've largely denied the warmth of others, only holding onto scraps.
I have nothing to aspire to anymore, and that's what is killing me.
I failed twice.
I hope you only succeed greatly.
Surpass me and find something.
I think its called chansor or something
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Hello julian darling how are you?
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julian, lick butt

who wouldn't tbh
julian let me lick your butt
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Would you Satan a Subby?
New vocab!

I dont wqnr to surpass you. I wanr us to be good together.


*licks butt*
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So, you're the kind of person that needs some goal to reach in order to feel fulfilled while living? Hmmm
I guess I used to be like that, but to be honest it's a kind of shitty way to live. I can't bring myself to live any other way than day to day, with the obvious minor planning for near future events so I can continue living. I'm not stupid enough to believe that there is a true "live in the moment" mentality to live healthily by
first link was for zac
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Probably, I mean, sure.

excellent form, 10/10
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I am tood runk to *lick butt* in a fancy manner but I'm pretty sure I'd be really good at it if I were not typing it rn

>ywn lead a bunch of cats to superstardom with your accordion skills
why even live
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I didn't think most people, myself included, had any reason to live but that they're constantly chasing after something to distract themselves from the inevitability of an end to everything because most don't want to confront the fact.
You can't be alive while doing nothing. The neutral state of being human is "boredom."
I'm not meant for it, likely.
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can i go to this party
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But would Subby Satan you?
get me the fuck OUT OF THISCLASS

You wish you were cool enough.
believing in fate is the least useful thing imaginable


literally whatever "satan" means there, yes

what class sweetheart
pull off your pants and helicopter dick
weekly film screening 1 credit required bullshit fuck

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You have a class at 9:30?

if only
is ti a sh6it movie
yes :(

no it was actually amazing but theres a 60 year post film discussion every week and it sucks
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Keep up, or I'll Satan you.
>60 year
so your professor invented a device to make 60 years worth of time last in the few hours of your class period? because he should probably win a nobel prize

b-but what if I want you to

satan me
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It's not fate.
Everyone has their limits.
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Do you have a job? Do you go to school? Have a hobby? Do literally absolutely anything other than be at home drinking and eating while at the computer?
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also i have a resume to update

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