Drawthread: Fud is for Fug Edition

>>721122772
Ded bump.

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these things aren't fun when no one else is around

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>>721122772
Fite me

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Give me the /r/

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I fukin hate having a headache for no reason.

>>721123144
Rocket octopus
Rocktopus

>>721123157
Sleep more you fucking pedo cunt

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and of course as soon as i say something people pile in

>>721123157
Not no reason. It's parasites in your brain. Have fun with that.

>>721123157
>>721123245
This, get more sleep

fuckin pedo

>>721123294
Whatever helps you sleep at night you worthless sack of shit

>>721123333
Quads confirm lack of sleep

& Pedo

Someone post that triangle chivalry roll thing

>>721123462
This

>>721123135
Will there be fugging?

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>>721123415
i don't sleep you cuck

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>>721123512
Nope

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>>721123245
>>721123333
>Sleep at work.
R u dumb?
>>721123306
Anon u sound fuggin ridiculous.

>>721123133
>Drawthreads arn't fun with no drawfags.
Gofuckinfigure.

>>721123719
Sleep more when not at work

r U dum?

>>721123719
Ok fine, it's HIGHLY UNLIKELY it's brain parasites. But it does happen. So, you never know~

>>721123887
Roll

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>>721123228
Ok
Just drew a octopus with rockets for "legs"

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Where is everyone at?

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>>721123787
I've uh. Been called that before, yes. I don't think about it much tho.
>>721123885
S... stop. I haven't eaten anything weird or put anything weird in my ears. I think I'm good.
>>721124015
Fuk. I was gonna roll on that too.

>>721124226
>S... stop. I haven't eaten anything weird or put anything weird in my ears. I think I'm good.
Been swimming anywhere natural?

>>721124226
requesting you to not look like you're dying

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>>721124226
>Fuk. I was gonna roll on that too
Well I saved it
Repost

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>>721124591
Rolling

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Is everyone else waiting for a waifu to show up to liven the place up too?

>>721124591
Let's see

>>721124591
rollin'

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>>721124293
Bruh I work all day and come home to a game that scares poop outta me or 3d things. I don't have time to find a natural place to swim. So far it looks like I'm in the clear.
>>721124357
I'm guessing u mean just without the bags under muh eyes. Unless u mean something else.
>>721124591
Roll, an.

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>>721124722
>>721124591
>MFW no 22
Reroll

>>721124591
Rollo

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>>721124743
aye.
>>721124591
rolling

>>721124846
Dubs=choose you dingus

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here Satsuki sama

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>>721124825
>25
Fuck.

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>>721124591
So I just get a beard? Cool

>>721124944
bee. You remind me of someone

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Can someone draw this on paper plz? I need it for something

>>721123716
>Nope
Then no.

You are only for fug.

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>>721125048
Shit right
Hobo wiz

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>>721125144
is it the fly dude?

>>721124591
Roll

>>721124591
Rolling

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I'll be back when it's more lively, maybe

>>721125340
Nope, but that is another person you kind of look like

>>721124591
Rol

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So they make this stuff, it's strawberry cream cheese. It makes ur bagel taste like a fuggin desert.
I'm surprised regular cream cheese even still exists.

Also u ever get the feeling u just wanna go home and play spy fox or put put instead?

>>721124825
Yeah, brain parasites would sooner cause seizures than headaches anyway.

>>721124591
ZAP

>>721125642
>fuggin desert
>desert

My friend, that is one dry bagel you have there.
Perhaps you should be using cream cheese, instead of sand, on your bagels.
That way, they may taste like a DESSERT!

Silly drawfag.

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This thread is too slow, lets get it going again! hit me up with your juicy, fun requests

>>721125642
Heya Decaff
>>721125620
Can't say I recognize you, but hey
>>721124944
Sup spodr my fellow bug
>>721123716
Fud ma dud

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>>721124944
>dubs
in that case, snakepenis.
>>721125620
ah, then i don't know, sorry

>>721126113
Oh boy! An opportunity!

Can I get an image of the Statue of Liberty riding the Washington Monument in full view of the Reflecting Pool while a bunch of Japs take pictures?
Please?

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>>721125815
Ew. Ur being gross anon.
>>721125934
>
Look I already sed I was dum.
>>721126113
Hoi.

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sup, requests?

>>721126188
That's no excuse for putting sand on your bagel.
That shit's hard on the teeth!

>>721126198
Big butts in cute panties
That's all I ask

>>721126263
Pair the big butts with perky nipples, and the panties with a cute corset

>>721126263
>>721126343
Build the perfect lewd

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> thinking his opinions matter
They don't, though :v

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>>721126198
jk i have no problem with furrz

>>721126263
k

>>721126198
Draw gfur canine

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This must be some kind of curse or a bad joke.

Hello bread-ppl

requesting headless pokemon

>>721126587
what's up bunbun? you dont seem well

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/r/ this woman helping a shota with cleaning his smegma covered penis

>>721126587
>>721124591
hey
do this pls

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>>721126252
Bruh that's fukd. Now take this, and never forget it.
https://youtu.be/wqxWOJTovOE

>>721126587
Wats the matter u, weenie?

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Drawwwed - Now lunch.

I need pic of old man suck balls

>>721126587
Maybe it's a bad, but funny, curse

>>721126719
Too bad. I already forgot it once. I'm sure I'll forget it again.
Not the first sand eater that's gotten on a TV style freak show.
Typically they eat it because they are craving either bacterium that's in the soil, or certain minerals.
Nothing new here.

Now stop eating sandy bagels!
And draw me the statue of liberty riding the washignton monument in full view of the reflecting pool while a bunch of japs take pictures? Please?

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>>721126587
Hey bunny

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Hey all. New drawfag here.

What is a good way to color your lineart?
What am i missing in here??

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>>721124591
Here's a wizard

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>>721126587
Hi rabbit girl

>>721126113
Requesting a cute shortstack!

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>>721126881
>Not the first
>Typically they eat it because they are craving either bacterium that's in the soil, or certain minerals.
Iv heard this. They should eat more broccoli.
>And draw me the statue of liberty riding the washignton monument in full view of the reflecting pool while a bunch of japs take pictures? Please?
U kno ur asking a lot for some finger strokes. I'm on my phone rite now, so it'll probably come out not good. Is that ok?

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>>721126623
>>721126719
Heck... I was trying to take a nap and it actually worked for 20 minutes or so. Until I got a hecking call from someone. I couldn't fall asleep anymore.
I'm so tired
Please kill me

>>721124591
Rolling

>>721126898
>>721127058
yo

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>>721127229
My last request of similar nature turned out like pic related.

And I love it. So it's up to you. If it's not as lulz'y as I want, I can always keep spamming for others to draw.

>>721126800
bump

>>721127573
Go find your own old man to succ

>>721127356
you really need to do something against whatever the fuck you have

>>721127356
If you can't sleep, you might as well not be tired. Go do coffee.

>>721127727
Irish coffee?
Extra "cream"?

>>721127356
Hey bunny
So about the rad gang thing that was talking about last night
Did you draw it?

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>>721127639
I need it cos I need to finish that table of hierarchy

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>>721127356
U sound like a weenie.
I'm tired today too.
How do u want to die?

>>721127359
Ok. Now wen u say riding the washignton monument, r u intending for it to be lewd? Or would it be fine if she used it like a teddy bear horse head on a stick?
It's just easier to doodle one over the other at work with ppl over my shoulder sometimes.

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I wonder if I'll ever find myself in a healthy relationship, seem like I'm not really built for it.

>>721127973
What's your major malfunction?

>>721127942
I'm saying riding like a riding a cock.
Because why else would Japs be interested in taking pictures?

Statues coming to life is an every day thing in Tokyo. Statues getting off on national monuments? That's not an every day thing! Once a month, tops.

>>721127973
You're posting here so it's a highly good chance you're not.

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>>721127356
So how are you?

>>721127973
I know that feel Neggs. Drawing procrastination guy here. Seems finding someone committed is pretty difficult nowadays.

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>>721128092
Ugh. I wish I didn't have this kind of insight into ur mind. How do u have time to think about this. I'll think about it. It sounds like a hassle.
How excited does a Jap even look while watching that shit?

>>721127973
Aren't you a dude irl?

>>721127973
yer a faggot girl in faggot body. Also horny asshat.

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>>721127727
Coffee is the main reason I'm broke

>>721127893
To be honest, I never finished it

>>721127942
Shush, I didn't sleep for days
And why this? You should sleep at nights, you ween.

I hope I'll overdose on sugar or something rad

>>721127973
Eggo, are you alright? ;-;

>>721128275
Tired, very... How are you, cardboard dood?

>>721128429
About as expressive as when you type on your computer

>>721128429
I have no idea, but I'm assuming they are at least all at half mast.
Best of luck if you choose to do the nonsense! You'll be praised for many weeks to come if you do!

>>721128515
>Coffee is the main reason I'm broke
How'd that work?

>>721128247
Any thoughts on if DBS will show love to anyone besides animelead_01_orange or animelead_02_blue?

>>721122772

Should be called OP Can't draw edition.

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>>721128515
>Coffee is the main reason I'm broke

>Shits cheap as fuuk if you make it yourself
>Even coffee shops usually have that shits for 1.50-2.50 unless you're doing the absolute most

You're an idiot.

>>721128709
I have no idea what you're talking about, fiendo...

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>>721127973
I know that feel
>MFW I'm just a overwight stoner with eczema that no one will love

>>721127973
I'd go for a bad one, at this point

>>721128515
drink less coffee

>>721128515
>To be honest, I never finished it
Oh
Well could you finish it please

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>>721128515
I slept last night. I woke up feeling too hot and with a slight headache.
I think I'm getting sick.
>od on sugar
U dork.
>>721128516
... sad. Yet probably very accurate..
>>721128568
I'll give it some thought anon. I can kind of picture it, so I guess that's the first step. There r Co workers around me so I will put a pin in it.

>>721128816
>I hate coffee
>but I know all this about coffee
Whorueven..

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I promised myself I will buy a tablet when I get good at drawing on paper
Who /tablet/ here in 2027?
kill me

>>721129064
>2027
TIME TRAVELER!

GIVE ME THE WINNING LOTTO NUMBERS!

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>>721129027
I don't like it but I still drink it occasionally.

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>>721128060
Seems like it a lot, I pretty disconnected most of the time, like I'm not able to relate to and trust a romantic partner.

>>721128236
"All" the drawfags have some special one tho, I just fuck around, which probably says something about me.

>>721128296
I don't need committed, I want someone I feel a connection with, like soulmate tier stuff, you know.

>>721128455
Would it change anything?

>>721128465
>faggot girl
Are you sating I'm a lesbian woman living in a faggot boy's body?
The horny asshat is an issue, yes.

>>721128515
>Eggo, are you alright? ;-;
I am for now, but it's would kinda bee cool to be in a healthy relationship AT SOME POINT in my life.

>>721128849
I dated a guy with eczema, he dumped me:P

>>721128892
depends on how you define bad.

>>721129222
how old are you even?

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>>721129160
O.m.f.g..

>>721129222
>I don't need committed, I want someone I feel a connection with, like soulmate tier stuff, you know.
Ohhh. Yeah I've never had that. I thought I did, but it's always lead to betrayal for me. *shrug* I'm not sure it exists the way I was raised to believe. Which is pretty disheartening.

>>721129027
I will keep lurking. Maybe I can get an R35 contest going in the meantime. See who can make the best Statue of Liberty pictures.

Because... America....
Fuck yeah?

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>>721128515
Good, just smoking a hand rolled cig and ultra cold because I live in Norway

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>>721129455
Fuk ya.

>>721129469
How many people are the colour of that box in your general area right now?

And if you're in Norway, that cardboardium creation needs to be on a cardboard boat. But a well made one. Because.... Norway.

>>721129346
Too old man, too old.

>>721129439
>I thought I did,
Well, you know what YOU feel in the moment, you never know what your partner feels, but you should never bet on the future. Find a present you are happy with.

>>721129469
>Norway
.... Are you single?

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>>721129222
>I dated a guy with eczema, he dumped me:P
Oh
So there is a chance of getting a gf
Nice

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*lurks creepily*
c-can I come play with yall ?

>>721129222
>Seems like it a lot, I pretty disconnected most of the time, like I'm not able to relate to and trust a romantic partner.
Huh. Seems difficult to nail that one down. Do you think either you or your partners have trouble with empathy?

>>721129648
>Too old man, too old.
that's not an answer. Lil 20 year old shits call themself old.

>>721129676
>gf
amusing.

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>>721129691
Ooooooya can u just draw everything pls? I love ur shit.

>>721129691
FUCK YEAH GURP

>>721129691
This fellow,
>>721129773
Makes me want to request from you, the statue of liberty riding the washignton monument in full view of the reflecting pool while a bunch of japs take pictures.
Can you do this for me?

>>721129648
>Well, you know what YOU feel in the moment, you never know what your partner feels, but you should never bet on the future. Find a present you are happy with.
Well, I also just have trouble feeling happy at all, but that's a chemical thing. When you feel neutral at best and untrusting of people you become like a weird cave troll like... Well a ton of people here lol.
Anyway I hope you feel better. Maybe widen your exploration of other people by finding social versions of subjects you're interested in? Y'know, "I like to read, I'll go hang at a library," etc etc. The more times you explore relationships the more likely it is you'll find someone who's right. At least I think so.

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>>721128594
Becuase the coffee at my school is hella expensive

>>721128816
Pal.
I spend most of my time at school or outside so I have no other choice than to buy the hecking expensive stuff

>>721128981
well, I could try to redraw it, I think

>>721129027
What are you even doing here then, you dingus? Go home and get snug, I don't want you to die

No u

>>721129222
You shouldn't worry about it too much. Sometimes you just need to give these things some time, there are always the right people for you, you just need to find them

>>721129469
bad cardboard, cigarettes are bad
Get snug!

>>721130044
Well, I fucked that up....
THIS fellow.
>>721129861

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Requesting Rukia doing something cute or cool with any one pokemon in this album
Pokemon refs: http://imgur.com/a/700pN
Rukia refs: http://imgur.com/a/qItQA

>>721129676
Go for it!

>>721129773
I'm not a lil 20 year old still... I'm just immature.

>>721129758
I often feel like we put each other in a box and don't really get to know one another, I guess me being a bit on the shy/anxious side and depression doesn't help. I guess treating those is the obvious first step, no matter what comes after.

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>>721129572
Very little were I live
>>721129648
>.... Are you single?
Yes

>>721130084
>school
>underage onfirmed

>>721130269
>college exists

>>721130269
>being a senior in hs

>>721130269
I've never known a high school to sell coffee

>>721130290
>that pussy too tight not to be underage

>>721130084
Make it yourself, use a thermos

>>721130067
This is a pretty solid post al the way through, I can relate.

>>721130084
>some time,
But the average human life span is only 80 years...
But thanks for your support, I'm sure you are right.

>>721130211
>Yes
good to know

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>>721130084
>What are you even doing here then, you dingus?
I ned the money.
>Go home and get snug,
U. Have no idea, how much I wanna do that..
>I don't want you to die
Ur sweet u ween. I won't die today. I might die tomorrow if I get sicker.
>No u
... no u.
>>721130100
Eh?

>>721129222
>all the drawfags
hahahahaha

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>>721130421
my high school does. always tastes like shit, but it's still coffee.

>>721130454
This

First day here, Bun said she could only fit one finger

>>721130481
>This is a pretty solid post al the way through, I can relate.
I made a cohesive statement! YESSS!
Ha, but yeah good luck to you. My own stupid block is evaporating, may return and actually draw this evening. Might as well say I'm rhone.
gotta run now, got meetings throughout the day.

good luck! :)

>>721130666
>them trips

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>>721130084
>bad cardboard, cigarettes are bad
I don't give a shit if I die from them
>Get snug!
Ok
This green blanket is very comfy and this mint hot coco is very good
10/10 on the snug meater

>>721124591
wizrd get

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>>721130608
Some then... ?
Seems pretty natural for people to find each other after a while tho

>>721130694
Sounds good, best of luck on your meetings!

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>>721126263
Today only this one, feel sick and need rest

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>>721130666
>MFW I wanna see her use her fist to loosen it up

>>721131059
get well soon

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>>721127206
Fuckk i'm no good at shortstacks im afraid

>>721127973
It'll be alright neggs, i'm in the same boat. Just gotta keep trying

>>721129222
r u gay bby

>>721130084
>well, I could try to redraw it, I think
Please do.

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>>721129861
thanks dood, decaf rules

>>721129910
yay :^)

>>721130044
I-I can try

>>721131086
Too bad you'd have to be thicker than a finger.

>>721129222
>Would it change anything?
Answer the question.

>>721131265
>caring this much

>>721131086
>>721131252
Anons please, not while her husbando Decaf is ITT

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>>721131129
I guess. Keep it up!

>>721131140
I prefer meat over fish, yeah.

>>721131265
bruh, I don't wanna spoil any dreams, it's not like it's ever going to matter anyhow~

>>721131396
He's invited too

>>721124591
roll

>catcha: gete stop
what are you implying?

>>721131396
Decaf is a fucking cuck
So fuck the shit out of the bun

>>721131265
yes, egg is a 30 year old man.

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>>721131244
That's not true. But thank u.
>>721131458
O thx.


>tfw u get sicker..
>lord let me last through today.

>>721131129
I love it!

>>721131041
just be a decent person that cares for people and you will find someone. bitching about how long it takes is stupid

grinder here?

>>721131506
Did you hack my webcam again?

>>721131664
This is probably very true, I have a lot of thing I could work on.

>>721131415
>bruh, I don't wanna spoil any dreams
so you're obviously a male.

how would you spoil any dreams by being a girl

>>721131041
probably less than 10% realistically

>>721131506
Bald* 30 year old man

>>721131812
>Did you hack my webcam again?
the fact that you didn't outright denay it makes me worried.

>>721131415
what kinda guys you into?

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>>721131415
I'll be ur bby, bby~

Sup thread.

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>>721130269
I wouldnt really call it a "school". It is more like some kind of training school, or something like that. My limited english skills refuse to let me explain this better

>>721130421
Well, here in germany some schools do, haha. Most of the time it tastes trashy though

>>721130468
I used to do this, but it was never enough and it tasted... odd... after a few hours.

>>721130576
Pal, go home if it gets worse. A little less money is better than suffering like crazy

nein du

>>721130971
Good boi

>>721132196
dun giv false hope

>>721132203
kek stop worrying about decaf and let him die

>>721132203
hochschule, gymnasium..?

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>>721131464
fuck you captcha, watch me ride this sick noodle wave

>>721132203
Bunny we already know you're underage

>>721132341
>Noodle wave
>Not wave of piss

Sure thing there, bud.

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>>721131415
If you want an honest answer about the relationship thing.

You have to just live your life and not fixate on finding somebody.
As really frustrating and cheesy as it may sound, trust me I know how frustrating it is to hear this, but someone will come and stuff will just happen.
Rushing anything or trying to force love will be bad for both parties.
I know how shitty it can be sometimes to feel alone in the world but seriously you aren't you've got family and friends. And honestly, they are the people that will be there for you through thick and thin.
So instead of trying to find a soulmate try to find good friends that you can truly trust with everything.

It's something that takes a lot of time. Just be try to act like the person you want to be in your life. And seriously think about what it is you want and why.

And remember that love isn't like something that happens automatically, It's something you have to choose to work at with another person.

You seem like a swell guy, so just keep on going man. I'm promise some day someone will come along. But untill then try to make yourself someone who is great to be around and you have to be that person that is what you want in a partner.

>>721132419
Are you really in a position to be giving relationship advice? Really?

>>721132203
I miss qt bun, edgy bun is making me sad

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>>721132266
But its the purest form of hope because you so desperately wish to believe...

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>>721132203
>Good bought
Will I get a treat for being a good boi?

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>>721132203
Ich werde in Ordnung sein. Es geht nach einiger Zeit weiter.
Sie sehen wie ein weenie in diesem Outfit aus.

I wish I could sleep right now.

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save me from nuzlocke
>

bleh, first pokemon battles, now love advices. Using avatars, literally 0 interaction.

>>721132419
Yet you try to force it on anything with tits

>>721132701
one porn.

>>721132374
but I didn't get 10

>>721132726
scraps is the thirstiest drawfag here

>>721132203
>I used to do this, but it was never enough and it tasted... odd... after a few hours
Well someone might have stuck the thing up their ass
So you might have tasted ass

>>721132419
Damn Swifty. That's some serious stuff you just dropped. I agree with it though. I can attest to most of the stuff you said

>>721131415
It's hard to beat what Swift said Eggs. You seem pretty cool when you're just hanging out, so I feel that finding good friends shouldn't be too hard for you. Just gotta trust yourself dood.

>>721132717
>waaaah no one wants to draw my loli scat diaper furry porn

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henlo

>>721132902
i don't make requests.

>>721131832
There are people on this world attracted to males, anon.

>>721131849
You are probably right, makes sense.

>>721131972
Naha, I still have my viking mane.

>>721132042
I could say the same to you...

>>721132059
I like independent, smart, tolerant and with a sense of humor. I guess I also require integrity.

>>721132196
Awww...~<3

>>721132419
Wow, I'm saving that, real good advice! Thank you so much!

>>721132835
Thanks, I'll work on that:)

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>>721132419
>As really frustrating and cheesy as it may sound, trust me I know how frustrating it is to hear this, but someone will come and stuff will just happen.
If you were near me I'd break your fucking spine
"stuff" didn't happen in 20 years and yet I hear this bullshit sometimes

>>721132962
>I don't make requests
>lemme complain
This is why there are retarded people in the world

>>721133008
>real good advice
which you won't take at all.

>>721133020
>"stuff" didn't happen in 20 years and yet I hear this bullshit sometimes
maybe it is not meant to happen?

>>721133029
you speak like the only reason anyone would be here is to make request, that's not the truth.

>>721133114
delet this

>>721133008
>I like independent, smart, tolerant and with a sense of humor. I guess I also require integrity.
> smart

fuck , guess i'm out of the races.

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>>721131415

You seem like a good person. I hope things turn out for you eventually. If not, I hope you find strength and happiness within yourself. It is not much but having friends helps a ton. I relate to your situation and good friends are a way to not find myself absolutely alone all the time.

I know we don't even know each other but I wish you well.

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>>721132769
>one porn
take a sketch i'd been working on

>>721133152
Lemme reexplain that for you
>I don't make requests to help determine what mighht happen in drawthreads
>But lemme complain like I'm in a position to complain

>>721133230
are you japanese or what?

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Yes hello? Yea iv been proposing to my coffee maker, and it's been sitting on the question for a while now. How do I get an answer from it?

>>721133230
I'm intrigued. And spamming this for lulz, and.... patriotism? I'unno. Either way...

Can you draw me the statue of liberty riding the washignton monument in full view of the reflecting pool while a bunch of japs take pictures, please?
I think I have a few others on the job already. Maybe. Kinda. Perhaps. But it wouldn't hurt to see a little competition? Would it?

>>721133219
Hey there E. I get how you feel too. Use to feel like complete shit but after I got into college and made some new friends things just got better.

Good friends help and support, and I'd do the same for them

>>721133272
you are truly retarded. No point to continue.
>slowly moves away

>>721133397
Drink the coffee. If it's the tastiest brew you've ever had, your coffee maker loves you too.

Trust me. I'm in a committed relationship with my coffee maker. Couldn't be happier!

>>721133440
This is why we have retarded people in the world

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>>721132666
I feel kind of bad for you. Just stay safe, you weenie.
Remember, you can always go home, dead people don't do their job properly and bosses don't like it

>>721132312
kek stop being rude

>>721132325
Eher eine Hochschule? Heck, I can't even speak german anymore, haha

>>721132344
Kek, whatever floats your boat anon

>>721132574
gomen...

>>721132628
Take this (you) while it is still hot

>>721132811
Heck....

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>>721131415
Bug giv hug

>>721132701
ho'ws that decidueye thing?

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>>721133230
Can I request a hug?

>>721133436
Indeed. I have issues socializing and usually have these phases where I absolutely isolate from everything, but friends help a ton.

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>>721133273
i aint no baka gaijin
>>721133421
competition is the lifeblood of american democracy, so ill think about it

>>721133550
>Heck....
I'm not kidding
I'm being fucking honest

>>721133751
>i aint no baka gaijin
that was some heavy censorship.

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>>721131415

Hey, don't worry 'bout it, eggo

Maybe sometimes it doesn't feel like it, but there's someone out there. God knows if it takes you five minutes, five months, or five years to find him or her, but either way, it'll come, don't you worry. From what I've seen simply from thread, you sound like a pretty swell person, so I'd say you're on the right track.
Just keep your chin up, we're all here for ya.

>>721133698
>Indeed. I have issues socializing and usually have these phases where I absolutely isolate from everything, but friends help a ton.
Oh, shit. I'm sorry E. You just don't want to be around people when those phases hit?

And I'd give you a hug, yet I'm only a silly anon.

requesting your OC in 70s attire

>>721133008
So you want someone respectable with morals...and you draw scat porn... oh honey..

>>721133920
Hey Rio, nice to see you dood.

>>721133974
kek

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>>721133230
looks good so far :o

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>>721133550
Thanks
This (you) is delicious
>>721133397
Have you turned it on? Did you take it on a date? Have you had dinner with it? Etc

>>721134118
*Cums on spodr*

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>>721124591
Hobo is on there twice.

09 and 46.

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>>721132726
Haha, Well I do act this way in real life, I'm not afraid to learn from my mistakes and fail. I flirt with people so much it's pretty much second nature. Plus here it's all just drawings. I have even less to fear when it comes to practicing flirting. You guys seem to forget that all men are essentially programmed to have sex with every woman we see. I mean obviously, there are exceptions. But the thing is while you may "cringe" at me hitting on drawings that's all they are drawings. And I honestly don't care if stuff happens or doesn't I really just want to draw porn with other people because I find it fun and exciting.
>>721133020
If what you are doing is fixating on having a relationship it will never happen. And when it does you will be unhappy because you have built up this idea of what it will be like and the person you will end up with will never be able to fulfill that thing you have in your head.
People can smell desperation. And it is a big turn off. So in essence, you have to realize that not everyone is a winner and you are going to fuck up. Learn from your mistakes and for god's sake have fun while you flirt, It's supposed to be fun.
On top of that, you have to be interesting enough to be able to hold the attention of potential partners.
Dude I honestly was severely depressed because that's what I had done for years.
Also when I say stuff will just happen I want you to know that I don't mean that if you sit on your computer and never talk to other people face to face stuff will happen. you have to learn to push yourself to talk to people you are interested in. It's fucking terrifying man, but it's not impossible.

A great thing to do as dumb as it may sound is learn about body language.

Body language is 80 percent of the conversation.
And women talk a hell of a lot with their bodies.

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>>721133485
... wats ur coffee makers number?..
>>721133550
I'll b ok u weenie. I can manage my job just fine right now. I'll get to be home later.
How r u doing?
>>721133698
How many hugs u taking?
>>721134238
I uh. Set it to brew every so often. Wat r my options?

If you think you can tell me why Donald Trump isn't the man this world needs then test me

07799878766

>>721133550
did you ever smoke? or why are you against it so much?

>>721134379
My coffee maker is not a whore! But she's willing to brew for guests from time to time. So play nice. Make the kind man's statue of Liberty dreams come true. Then maybe we'll talk....

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>Sadshit blogposting is okay when Eggs does it

>>721132902
He's right though.

>>721126666

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>>721130044
here yo, 'hope it's ok

time to eat, talk to yall later

>>721134507
It's cuz he draws us scat porn

>>721134507
>tits = ok

>>721134559
Fuckin', EH!
Awesome!
Much thanks!
Such wow!

One more to the collection!
Much appreciated!

>>721134507
hey i pointed it out and i was called a reatard by some assblasted anon.

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>>721132573
Been in three relationships myself, Ended them all because it wasn't that amazing
thing I thought it was going to be. Disney love is a fallacy and a garbage thing to have in your mind when it comes to a relationship.
>>721133008
Dude, I know what it's like to be in that position.
It's shitty And I really honestly want to tell people that it's a bad way to live life. I know it may feel shitty to think you are alone but I guarantee you are not.
>>721132835
I'm glad you agree with me, I've seen too much of people being torn up inside by this stuff.
Honestly, I felt like I needed to be validated because I had worked so hard on myself and I had nothing to show for it. But let me tell you, I did have something to show for it. I had good friends and a family (however fucked it may be) behind me that loved and supported me. And trust me there are bitter people that will try to tear you down like on here. But don't listen to them, because you trying to become a better person which is a fucking hard thing to do, it's never easy. But it's possible.

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>>721134562
>It's cuz he draws us scat porn

Does he really?

>>721134582
Fascinating.

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>>721134485
.. u sneak bastard..
>>721134507
K.e.k.

>>721134507
Give blob EHG tits

Then you'll be able to talk about all the Pokémon you want

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>>721134657

Keep on fighting the good fight.

>>721134709
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh

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>>721134239
you faggot i just took a shower

>>721134662
>Does he really?
I call bullshit on this one.

That's bait, EHG.

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>>721134662
We gon' fite or what?

>>721134808
You gon' fug.

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>>721134697
>>721134379
Take it to the movies and go to fancy restaurant to have dinner with it

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>>721134006

Heyho dude

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>>721134507
>>721134662
You want a hug too, smol angry boi?

>>721133930
I'm fine, don't you worry.

>>721134379
As many as I can hoard.

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>>721134782
Might be.

>>721134808
Gimmie one min

>>721134782
You're pretty fucking new huh? eggs is cancer-chan, got that name cuz he does the "cancer" requests.

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>>721134808
Nah fuck it, square up right now

>>721134898
Nah I don't want no fuckin skank ass hug from yo skank ass, skank.

>>721134984
Dame

>>721134955
Post proof.

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DID SOMEBODY SAY PURGE THE UNCLEAN?

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>>721133698
for you, always
>>721133843
cant have everything in life 4free mang
>>721133642
is okay, I don't think it's any further than before though. I'm still messing with the bow.

>>721134661
>I'm glad you agree with me, I've seen too much of people being torn up inside by this stuff.
Well I'm not the best socially, but making friends isn't that hard. I got out of my rut because of my friends and hell even found people I'd be willing to love. It took time but fuck man it was worth it.

>>721134877
>Heyho dude
How you doin Rio? What's on the drawing menu today?

>>721134898
>I'm fine, don't you worry.
Will do E. So how're you feeling today?

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>>721134471
I used to do it when I was around 13-15 but only because I felt the need to "fit into the group".
It's just unhealthy and I don't enjoy the thought of harming my lungs in such a way. But everyone can just do whatever they want, I guess, it's not my body anyway.

>>721134379
Well then, you must know what is best for you.

Tired as heckkk. Would go to sleep 10/10

>>721135111
alright, just checking in, thanks for keeping me in the loop!

>>721135111
>for you
BANE?

>>721134775
>Keep on fighting the good fight.
i also pointed out your pokemon talks, i am happy you agree ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>721135224
is that teen bun?
requesting more of her

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>>721135058

Fug off, we settled the first two circles of hell years ago.

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>>721134351
>have fun while you flirt, It's supposed to be fun.
uhhhhhhhh
>People can smell desperation. And it is a big turn off.
so why isn't it turn off for me? I even dated a desperate girl (only date I had in my life) and she was cute, she didn't care about her looks though so I said no at the end but it could turn out good.
>body language
mmh mmh nigga
I'm too autistic for that shit

I just hope tinder will solve my problems this summer
this whole bullshit wouldn't make me angry so much If I were ugly (people say I'm not)

thanks for extensive reply

>>721135111
>cant have everything in life 4free mang
can i punch your jew nose for free tho? That's a question.

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>>721135323
I'LL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB HERETIC

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>>721135040
Same drawing you can see in the picture you can find on egg's tumblr.

>>721135224
i found it very weird that there are vending machines for cigarettes outside of many buildings in germany
and many of my classmates would go outside to smoke in between classes
smoking is much less socially acceptable in america

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>>721135415

I mean you can go ahead and try, but from what I've heard you're barely equivalent to a 2-12 Hellbreaker with those shite gene mods and underpowered pea shooters.

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>>721134984
You get one either way. Enjoy the attention.

>>721135120
I'm ok. My eyes seem to be fucking up and I can't see things as clearly as before. Gonna get checked asap.

>>721135111
Ilu you're precious.

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>>721135120

Nothin' yet. I'm just about to go eat supper.

So I'll probably be back in a few

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>>721134898
+1 more hug then.
Thanks for being a frend.

>>721135224
I do wanna go home. But it's not serious enough to do so.
A nap. Sounds so good right now.
Would also go sleep. 10/10
R u gonna want one of these "hugs" too or nah?

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made a little anim shitty about my feelings


help...

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>>721135543
IMPLYING I NEED A BOLTER TO EVISCERATE YOU AND HANG YOU ON A PIKE.

>>721135719
Wats the matter with u?

>>721135771
idk dude its life

>>721135821
Oh

>>721135249
Bane is dead

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>2 pokemon that explode
>2

Never in all my days...

>>721135966
Again?

>>721135224
Requesting you draw a doberman girl.

>>721135993
>2 Pokémon with teleport
Which one will win

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>>721135249
>BANE?
MY WIFE AND KID WERE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPED THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOOOOOKES
>>721135381
do one of those dice roll things, depending on the outcome you may!
>>721135618
ilu2<3 you're the best of the best, i know no one better when it comes to being awesome

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>>721136038
Why would you even do that?

>>721136106
>>>>>Savage

>>721135993
That's pretty BOMB-astic, huh?

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>>721136106
Kek

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>>721135993
As soon as I saw that fucking Charizard, I knew it would be Mega. Just didn't know which one. Happy I had Golem out when you tried to pull that Drought/Solarbeam bull.

>>721135993
Just add a sandnigger
And bing batta boom you got yourself a third exploding pokemon