I fukin hate having a headache for no reason.
and of course as soon as i say something people pile in
>Sleep at work.
R u dumb?
Anon u sound fuggin ridiculous.
Just drew a octopus with rockets for "legs"
I've uh. Been called that before, yes. I don't think about it much tho.
S... stop. I haven't eaten anything weird or put anything weird in my ears. I think I'm good.
Fuk. I was gonna roll on that too.
>Fuk. I was gonna roll on that too
Well I saved it
Is everyone else waiting for a waifu to show up to liven the place up too?
Bruh I work all day and come home to a game that scares poop outta me or 3d things. I don't have time to find a natural place to swim. So far it looks like I'm in the clear.
I'm guessing u mean just without the bags under muh eyes. Unless u mean something else.
So I just get a beard? Cool
bee. You remind me of someone
Can someone draw this on paper plz? I need it for something
I'll be back when it's more lively, maybe
Nope, but that is another person you kind of look like
So they make this stuff, it's strawberry cream cheese. It makes ur bagel taste like a fuggin desert.
I'm surprised regular cream cheese even still exists.
Also u ever get the feeling u just wanna go home and play spy fox or put put instead?
My friend, that is one dry bagel you have there.
Perhaps you should be using cream cheese, instead of sand, on your bagels.
That way, they may taste like a DESSERT!
This thread is too slow, lets get it going again! hit me up with your juicy, fun requests
Can't say I recognize you, but hey
Sup spodr my fellow bug
Fud ma dud
in that case, snakepenis.
ah, then i don't know, sorry
Oh boy! An opportunity!
Can I get an image of the Statue of Liberty riding the Washington Monument in full view of the Reflecting Pool while a bunch of Japs take pictures?
Ew. Ur being gross anon.
Look I already sed I was dum.
> thinking his opinions matter
They don't, though :v
This must be some kind of curse or a bad joke.
/r/ this woman helping a shota with cleaning his smegma covered penis
Bruh that's fukd. Now take this, and never forget it.
Wats the matter u, weenie?
Too bad. I already forgot it once. I'm sure I'll forget it again.
Not the first sand eater that's gotten on a TV style freak show.
Typically they eat it because they are craving either bacterium that's in the soil, or certain minerals.
Nothing new here.
Now stop eating sandy bagels!
And draw me the statue of liberty riding the washignton monument in full view of the reflecting pool while a bunch of japs take pictures? Please?
Hey all. New drawfag here.
What is a good way to color your lineart?
What am i missing in here??
>Not the first
>Typically they eat it because they are craving either bacterium that's in the soil, or certain minerals.
Iv heard this. They should eat more broccoli.
>And draw me the statue of liberty riding the washignton monument in full view of the reflecting pool while a bunch of japs take pictures? Please?
U kno ur asking a lot for some finger strokes. I'm on my phone rite now, so it'll probably come out not good. Is that ok?
Heck... I was trying to take a nap and it actually worked for 20 minutes or so. Until I got a hecking call from someone. I couldn't fall asleep anymore.
I'm so tired
Please kill me
My last request of similar nature turned out like pic related.
And I love it. So it's up to you. If it's not as lulz'y as I want, I can always keep spamming for others to draw.
I need it cos I need to finish that table of hierarchy
U sound like a weenie.
I'm tired today too.
How do u want to die?
Ok. Now wen u say riding the washignton monument, r u intending for it to be lewd? Or would it be fine if she used it like a teddy bear horse head on a stick?
It's just easier to doodle one over the other at work with ppl over my shoulder sometimes.
I wonder if I'll ever find myself in a healthy relationship, seem like I'm not really built for it.
I'm saying riding like a riding a cock.
Because why else would Japs be interested in taking pictures?
Statues coming to life is an every day thing in Tokyo. Statues getting off on national monuments? That's not an every day thing! Once a month, tops.
Ugh. I wish I didn't have this kind of insight into ur mind. How do u have time to think about this. I'll think about it. It sounds like a hassle.
How excited does a Jap even look while watching that shit?
Coffee is the main reason I'm broke
To be honest, I never finished it
Shush, I didn't sleep for days
And why this? You should sleep at nights, you ween.
I hope I'll overdose on sugar or something rad
Eggo, are you alright? ;-;
Tired, very... How are you, cardboard dood?
>Coffee is the main reason I'm broke
>Shits cheap as fuuk if you make it yourself
>Even coffee shops usually have that shits for 1.50-2.50 unless you're doing the absolute most
You're an idiot.
I have no idea what you're talking about, fiendo...
I know that feel
>MFW I'm just a overwight stoner with eczema that no one will love
I slept last night. I woke up feeling too hot and with a slight headache.
I think I'm getting sick.
>od on sugar
... sad. Yet probably very accurate..
I'll give it some thought anon. I can kind of picture it, so I guess that's the first step. There r Co workers around me so I will put a pin in it.
>I hate coffee
>but I know all this about coffee
I promised myself I will buy a tablet when I get good at drawing on paper
Who /tablet/ here in 2027?
I don't like it but I still drink it occasionally.
Seems like it a lot, I pretty disconnected most of the time, like I'm not able to relate to and trust a romantic partner.
"All" the drawfags have some special one tho, I just fuck around, which probably says something about me.
I don't need committed, I want someone I feel a connection with, like soulmate tier stuff, you know.
Would it change anything?
Are you sating I'm a lesbian woman living in a faggot boy's body?
The horny asshat is an issue, yes.
>Eggo, are you alright? ;-;
I am for now, but it's would kinda bee cool to be in a healthy relationship AT SOME POINT in my life.
I dated a guy with eczema, he dumped me:P
depends on how you define bad.
>I don't need committed, I want someone I feel a connection with, like soulmate tier stuff, you know.
Ohhh. Yeah I've never had that. I thought I did, but it's always lead to betrayal for me. *shrug* I'm not sure it exists the way I was raised to believe. Which is pretty disheartening.
Good, just smoking a hand rolled cig and ultra cold because I live in Norway
How many people are the colour of that box in your general area right now?
And if you're in Norway, that cardboardium creation needs to be on a cardboard boat. But a well made one. Because.... Norway.
Too old man, too old.
>I thought I did,
Well, you know what YOU feel in the moment, you never know what your partner feels, but you should never bet on the future. Find a present you are happy with.
.... Are you single?
>I dated a guy with eczema, he dumped me:P
So there is a chance of getting a gf
>Seems like it a lot, I pretty disconnected most of the time, like I'm not able to relate to and trust a romantic partner.
Huh. Seems difficult to nail that one down. Do you think either you or your partners have trouble with empathy?
Ooooooya can u just draw everything pls? I love ur shit.
Makes me want to request from you, the statue of liberty riding the washignton monument in full view of the reflecting pool while a bunch of japs take pictures.
Can you do this for me?
>Well, you know what YOU feel in the moment, you never know what your partner feels, but you should never bet on the future. Find a present you are happy with.
Well, I also just have trouble feeling happy at all, but that's a chemical thing. When you feel neutral at best and untrusting of people you become like a weird cave troll like... Well a ton of people here lol.
Anyway I hope you feel better. Maybe widen your exploration of other people by finding social versions of subjects you're interested in? Y'know, "I like to read, I'll go hang at a library," etc etc. The more times you explore relationships the more likely it is you'll find someone who's right. At least I think so.
Becuase the coffee at my school is hella expensive
I spend most of my time at school or outside so I have no other choice than to buy the hecking expensive stuff
well, I could try to redraw it, I think
What are you even doing here then, you dingus? Go home and get snug, I don't want you to die
You shouldn't worry about it too much. Sometimes you just need to give these things some time, there are always the right people for you, you just need to find them
bad cardboard, cigarettes are bad
Requesting Rukia doing something cute or cool with any one pokemon in this album
Pokemon refs: http://imgur.com/a/700pN
Rukia refs: http://imgur.com/a/qItQA
Go for it!
I'm not a lil 20 year old still... I'm just immature.
I often feel like we put each other in a box and don't really get to know one another, I guess me being a bit on the shy/anxious side and depression doesn't help. I guess treating those is the obvious first step, no matter what comes after.
Very little were I live
>.... Are you single?
This is a pretty solid post al the way through, I can relate.
But the average human life span is only 80 years...
But thanks for your support, I'm sure you are right.
good to know
>What are you even doing here then, you dingus?
I ned the money.
>Go home and get snug,
U. Have no idea, how much I wanna do that..
>I don't want you to die
Ur sweet u ween. I won't die today. I might die tomorrow if I get sicker.
... no u.
my high school does. always tastes like shit, but it's still coffee.
>This is a pretty solid post al the way through, I can relate.
I made a cohesive statement! YESSS!
Ha, but yeah good luck to you. My own stupid block is evaporating, may return and actually draw this evening. Might as well say I'm rhone.
gotta run now, got meetings throughout the day.
good luck! :)
>bad cardboard, cigarettes are bad
I don't give a shit if I die from them
This green blanket is very comfy and this mint hot coco is very good
10/10 on the snug meater
Some then... ?
Seems pretty natural for people to find each other after a while tho
Sounds good, best of luck on your meetings!
Today only this one, feel sick and need rest
>MFW I wanna see her use her fist to loosen it up
Fuckk i'm no good at shortstacks im afraid
It'll be alright neggs, i'm in the same boat. Just gotta keep trying
thanks dood, decaf rules
I-I can try
I guess. Keep it up!
I prefer meat over fish, yeah.
bruh, I don't wanna spoil any dreams, it's not like it's ever going to matter anyhow~
That's not true. But thank u.
>tfw u get sicker..
>lord let me last through today.
I wouldnt really call it a "school". It is more like some kind of training school, or something like that. My limited english skills refuse to let me explain this better
Well, here in germany some schools do, haha. Most of the time it tastes trashy though
I used to do this, but it was never enough and it tasted... odd... after a few hours.
Pal, go home if it gets worse. A little less money is better than suffering like crazy
fuck you captcha, watch me ride this sick noodle wave
If you want an honest answer about the relationship thing.
You have to just live your life and not fixate on finding somebody.
As really frustrating and cheesy as it may sound, trust me I know how frustrating it is to hear this, but someone will come and stuff will just happen.
Rushing anything or trying to force love will be bad for both parties.
I know how shitty it can be sometimes to feel alone in the world but seriously you aren't you've got family and friends. And honestly, they are the people that will be there for you through thick and thin.
So instead of trying to find a soulmate try to find good friends that you can truly trust with everything.
It's something that takes a lot of time. Just be try to act like the person you want to be in your life. And seriously think about what it is you want and why.
And remember that love isn't like something that happens automatically, It's something you have to choose to work at with another person.
You seem like a swell guy, so just keep on going man. I'm promise some day someone will come along. But untill then try to make yourself someone who is great to be around and you have to be that person that is what you want in a partner.
But its the purest form of hope because you so desperately wish to believe...
Will I get a treat for being a good boi?
Ich werde in Ordnung sein. Es geht nach einiger Zeit weiter.
Sie sehen wie ein weenie in diesem Outfit aus.
I wish I could sleep right now.
Damn Swifty. That's some serious stuff you just dropped. I agree with it though. I can attest to most of the stuff you said
It's hard to beat what Swift said Eggs. You seem pretty cool when you're just hanging out, so I feel that finding good friends shouldn't be too hard for you. Just gotta trust yourself dood.
There are people on this world attracted to males, anon.
You are probably right, makes sense.
Naha, I still have my viking mane.
I could say the same to you...
I like independent, smart, tolerant and with a sense of humor. I guess I also require integrity.
Wow, I'm saving that, real good advice! Thank you so much!
Thanks, I'll work on that:)
>As really frustrating and cheesy as it may sound, trust me I know how frustrating it is to hear this, but someone will come and stuff will just happen.
If you were near me I'd break your fucking spine
"stuff" didn't happen in 20 years and yet I hear this bullshit sometimes
You seem like a good person. I hope things turn out for you eventually. If not, I hope you find strength and happiness within yourself. It is not much but having friends helps a ton. I relate to your situation and good friends are a way to not find myself absolutely alone all the time.
I know we don't even know each other but I wish you well.
take a sketch i'd been working on
Yes hello? Yea iv been proposing to my coffee maker, and it's been sitting on the question for a while now. How do I get an answer from it?
I'm intrigued. And spamming this for lulz, and.... patriotism? I'unno. Either way...
Can you draw me the statue of liberty riding the washignton monument in full view of the reflecting pool while a bunch of japs take pictures, please?
I think I have a few others on the job already. Maybe. Kinda. Perhaps. But it wouldn't hurt to see a little competition? Would it?
Hey there E. I get how you feel too. Use to feel like complete shit but after I got into college and made some new friends things just got better.
Good friends help and support, and I'd do the same for them
Drink the coffee. If it's the tastiest brew you've ever had, your coffee maker loves you too.
Trust me. I'm in a committed relationship with my coffee maker. Couldn't be happier!
I feel kind of bad for you. Just stay safe, you weenie.
Remember, you can always go home, dead people don't do their job properly and bosses don't like it
kek stop being rude
Eher eine Hochschule? Heck, I can't even speak german anymore, haha
Kek, whatever floats your boat anon
Take this (you) while it is still hot
Can I request a hug?
Indeed. I have issues socializing and usually have these phases where I absolutely isolate from everything, but friends help a ton.
i aint no baka gaijin
competition is the lifeblood of american democracy, so ill think about it
Hey, don't worry 'bout it, eggo
Maybe sometimes it doesn't feel like it, but there's someone out there. God knows if it takes you five minutes, five months, or five years to find him or her, but either way, it'll come, don't you worry. From what I've seen simply from thread, you sound like a pretty swell person, so I'd say you're on the right track.
Just keep your chin up, we're all here for ya.
>Indeed. I have issues socializing and usually have these phases where I absolutely isolate from everything, but friends help a ton.
Oh, shit. I'm sorry E. You just don't want to be around people when those phases hit?
And I'd give you a hug, yet I'm only a silly anon.
This (you) is delicious
Have you turned it on? Did you take it on a date? Have you had dinner with it? Etc
Haha, Well I do act this way in real life, I'm not afraid to learn from my mistakes and fail. I flirt with people so much it's pretty much second nature. Plus here it's all just drawings. I have even less to fear when it comes to practicing flirting. You guys seem to forget that all men are essentially programmed to have sex with every woman we see. I mean obviously, there are exceptions. But the thing is while you may "cringe" at me hitting on drawings that's all they are drawings. And I honestly don't care if stuff happens or doesn't I really just want to draw porn with other people because I find it fun and exciting.
If what you are doing is fixating on having a relationship it will never happen. And when it does you will be unhappy because you have built up this idea of what it will be like and the person you will end up with will never be able to fulfill that thing you have in your head.
People can smell desperation. And it is a big turn off. So in essence, you have to realize that not everyone is a winner and you are going to fuck up. Learn from your mistakes and for god's sake have fun while you flirt, It's supposed to be fun.
On top of that, you have to be interesting enough to be able to hold the attention of potential partners.
Dude I honestly was severely depressed because that's what I had done for years.
Also when I say stuff will just happen I want you to know that I don't mean that if you sit on your computer and never talk to other people face to face stuff will happen. you have to learn to push yourself to talk to people you are interested in. It's fucking terrifying man, but it's not impossible.
A great thing to do as dumb as it may sound is learn about body language.
Body language is 80 percent of the conversation.
And women talk a hell of a lot with their bodies.
... wats ur coffee makers number?..
I'll b ok u weenie. I can manage my job just fine right now. I'll get to be home later.
How r u doing?
How many hugs u taking?
I uh. Set it to brew every so often. Wat r my options?
My coffee maker is not a whore! But she's willing to brew for guests from time to time. So play nice. Make the kind man's statue of Liberty dreams come true. Then maybe we'll talk....
here yo, 'hope it's ok
time to eat, talk to yall later
Been in three relationships myself, Ended them all because it wasn't that amazing
thing I thought it was going to be. Disney love is a fallacy and a garbage thing to have in your mind when it comes to a relationship.
Dude, I know what it's like to be in that position.
It's shitty And I really honestly want to tell people that it's a bad way to live life. I know it may feel shitty to think you are alone but I guarantee you are not.
I'm glad you agree with me, I've seen too much of people being torn up inside by this stuff.
Honestly, I felt like I needed to be validated because I had worked so hard on myself and I had nothing to show for it. But let me tell you, I did have something to show for it. I had good friends and a family (however fucked it may be) behind me that loved and supported me. And trust me there are bitter people that will try to tear you down like on here. But don't listen to them, because you trying to become a better person which is a fucking hard thing to do, it's never easy. But it's possible.
>It's cuz he draws us scat porn
Does he really?
.. u sneak bastard..
Keep on fighting the good fight.
Take it to the movies and go to fancy restaurant to have dinner with it
You want a hug too, smol angry boi?
I'm fine, don't you worry.
As many as I can hoard.
Nah fuck it, square up right now
Nah I don't want no fuckin skank ass hug from yo skank ass, skank.
for you, always
cant have everything in life 4free mang
is okay, I don't think it's any further than before though. I'm still messing with the bow.
>I'm glad you agree with me, I've seen too much of people being torn up inside by this stuff.
Well I'm not the best socially, but making friends isn't that hard. I got out of my rut because of my friends and hell even found people I'd be willing to love. It took time but fuck man it was worth it.
How you doin Rio? What's on the drawing menu today?
>I'm fine, don't you worry.
Will do E. So how're you feeling today?
I used to do it when I was around 13-15 but only because I felt the need to "fit into the group".
It's just unhealthy and I don't enjoy the thought of harming my lungs in such a way. But everyone can just do whatever they want, I guess, it's not my body anyway.
Well then, you must know what is best for you.
Tired as heckkk. Would go to sleep 10/10
Fug off, we settled the first two circles of hell years ago.
>have fun while you flirt, It's supposed to be fun.
>People can smell desperation. And it is a big turn off.
so why isn't it turn off for me? I even dated a desperate girl (only date I had in my life) and she was cute, she didn't care about her looks though so I said no at the end but it could turn out good.
mmh mmh nigga
I'm too autistic for that shit
I just hope tinder will solve my problems this summer
this whole bullshit wouldn't make me angry so much If I were ugly (people say I'm not)
thanks for extensive reply
Same drawing you can see in the picture you can find on egg's tumblr.
i found it very weird that there are vending machines for cigarettes outside of many buildings in germany
and many of my classmates would go outside to smoke in between classes
smoking is much less socially acceptable in america
I mean you can go ahead and try, but from what I've heard you're barely equivalent to a 2-12 Hellbreaker with those shite gene mods and underpowered pea shooters.
You get one either way. Enjoy the attention.
I'm ok. My eyes seem to be fucking up and I can't see things as clearly as before. Gonna get checked asap.
Ilu you're precious.
Nothin' yet. I'm just about to go eat supper.
So I'll probably be back in a few
+1 more hug then.
Thanks for being a frend.
I do wanna go home. But it's not serious enough to do so.
A nap. Sounds so good right now.
Would also go sleep. 10/10
R u gonna want one of these "hugs" too or nah?
made a little anim shitty about my feelings
IMPLYING I NEED A BOLTER TO EVISCERATE YOU AND HANG YOU ON A PIKE.
MY WIFE AND KID WERE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPED THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOOOOOKES
do one of those dice roll things, depending on the outcome you may!
ilu2<3 you're the best of the best, i know no one better when it comes to being awesome
Why would you even do that?
As soon as I saw that fucking Charizard, I knew it would be Mega. Just didn't know which one. Happy I had Golem out when you tried to pull that Drought/Solarbeam bull.
you kidding me dude, I was terrible at talking to other people at one point. It's a skill like everything else. You have to fuck up in conversations and learn how to talk to people. Once you do that enough you will become more and more confident or at least appear to be confident, and that is a turn on.
Body language is actually not that hard to learn. You can simply go to a coffee shop or a park and people watch. Honestly as bad as it sounds I read a book about it and it helped me a lot. "the flirting bible" it helped me a lot.
Anyhow I gotta go to class see ya later.