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Pick 1
>suicide is not an option
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Threeway.
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>>721117837
/thread
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I'd rather do the kitchen cupboards
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>>721117720

Masturbation.
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>>721117720
Wew lad
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Eating my own genitalia was the only option.
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>>721117720
right
#noballs
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>>721117720
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>>721117720
I'll take the attractive trap on the left, instead of the meat puppet on the right, thanks.
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>>721117720
bailey jay, all day
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>>721117720
As long as I dont have to listen to her stand-up Ill be fine.
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>>721117720
Amy Shufuck and Bailey Jay?

I have to go with left.
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>>721117720
welp, not gay so.. right.
gg ezpz nice gay thread m8
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>>721117959
wtf that's a literal dick
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Amy's chubby ass could sit on my face any time it wants
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>>721118101
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i wonder what face got recognised
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>>721117720
OP, you sick fuck.
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>>721117720
straight fag voting. bailey over amy every. fucking. day. of. the. week.
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>>721117720
Any straight man would pick Bailey Jay even if they she had a feminine penis, she is 10x hotter then who ever that trog is.
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Is watching BJ fuck Schumber an option?
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>>721118162
xD
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>>721118242
BUT THE BALLS
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id flip a coin
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>>721118162
Amy schumer i bet she does and always has looked like a fat ugly man
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>>721117720
I know who Bailey Jay is but who is that other chick? Does she have a cock as well?
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>>721117720
Bailey obviously.
I'd fucking marry that tranny if I could.
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>>721118277
Thats why you have her tuck it and fuck her from behind, I woud prefer her to ride my cock but I wouldnt want to see her dick slapping our stomachs.
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>>721118162
Hahaha
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>>721118277
What about Kimber James? She had her benis removed and now has a boiclit
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>>721117837
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>>721117837
>
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>>721117720
I'd totally fuck Schumer as long as she kept her mouth shut for the duration...her voice + her "opinions" make me want to light her on fire other than that she physically meets some of my fetish criteria.
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>>721117837
->
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>>721118542
No homo but id rather fuck Riker then those 2 monsters
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>>721117837
-->
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>>721117720

I'm not a gay mentally ill faggot so obviously I'll take the one that's actually female and not an abomination.
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>>721117837
--->
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>>721118619
Thats when you have hate sex anon, shove it in her ass choke her spit on her, finish with pissing in her cunt or face. I found the more I abuse women the more they like it, even pissing in their cunts. Its pretty counter productive becuae they enjoy it and I'm doing it becuase I'm mad
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>>721117959
DAT THREE INCH NIGHT CRAWLER.
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>>721117720
Bailey obviously
Stupid fucking question
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>>721117720
is it just me or is the one on the left one fine lady?
wats the deal i dont get i'll smash dat most definitely
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>>721117720

I'm not a faggot so I'll choose the more feminine featured one: Bailey Jay
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>>721118950
haha u gay
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>>721118984
funny AND original

expect your award in the mail any day now
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>>721117837
I mean, technically, he did say "pick one" and that is ONE option...
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Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
who should be my ho?

i would blind pick them i know i would fuck 'her" ass anyway
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>>721117720
I'll take the cupboard
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>>721117720
The tranny on the left looks way better than the pig ont the right.
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>>721117720
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>>721118145
>inb4 a feminist
>mfw im just a guy who loves bitches and smashing pussy
>mfw systems analyst
Funny how all these fags dont realize that nature is very efficient. The day you fucks realize that while developing you were all women, youll stop being fucking virgins, own up to it, and smash pussy the way i do.
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>>721117720
easy, LEFT. Obviously. Chick on the right looks too mannish/ugly.

Also blondes aren't my thing
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>>721117720
I'll fuck an ugly fat woman rather than a mentally ill dude with tits sewn on him any fucking day of the week.

Any other reply is an indication of latent dicksucksuality. I couldn't care less what people prefer, just don't be shy about fucking a dude if you want to fuck a dude.

Also, I suspect Schumer gets good coke.
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>>721120864
>while developing you were all women
neither
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>>721118375
Yes. All the really attractive women have at least a 3" paenus
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>>721117837
Im going with this. The only real option.
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>>721117720
who is the tranny on the right? i recognize baily jay of course.
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BIG CLIT THREAD
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>>721121019
I can't tell if this is bait.
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https://twitter.com/amyschumer/status/576119357119545344
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>>721121652
cant tell if yours is bait.
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>>721117720
Bailey every time
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>>721121652
>>721121749
>>721121019
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>>721121698
https://twitter.com/BaileyJayTweets
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>>721121844
"That's how it's done boys"
>Or something like that
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>>721121633
would impregnate
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>>721118145
> tfw still no way to bioengineer futas

science has truly failed
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protip: sex isn't binary, and sex isn't gender.

pic related.
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>>721122249

Proprotip: You are a deluded, mentally ill fuckwad.
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>>721118915
That's not even an inch
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>>721122249
you this picture is fake?
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>>721117720
The chick on the left, easily. The one on the right is to chubby.
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>>721122249
Protip: fuck off to tumblr
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>>721117720
Ham planet, or dude. Can't suicide be an option?
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>>721122342
Pro tip: you're as right as can get mother fucker. Fuck this non binary shit
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>>721122342
proof is in the biology bro. Hormones change sex, full stop. It's a feature, not a bug.

More proof:
>>721122459
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>>721122533
What's the matter, can't handle hard evidence of in-between sex states? Literal proof of non-binary sex?
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>>721117720

What's wrong with the first one?
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>>721122539
Just because you don't like it doesn't make it not real.
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>>721117837
This is actually the best answer. DPing that fat bitch with linetrap would be amazing
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>>721122543
nice huge clit. not like the fake picture before
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>>721122649
I would fuck her
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Bailey, at least she has a sense of humor.
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>>721118331
I'm an ugly fat man and i'd rather fuck my clone than that thing.
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>>721122543
>proof is in the biology bro. Hormones change sex, full stop. It's a feature, not a bug.
They direct initial sexual development, they don't re-write it.
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>>721122849
pic related

>>721122976
It's the allosomes that direct initial development. The hormones are what do the actual development. Sex is maintained over the entire lifetime by hormones. Change the hormones, modulate the sex. Sex is a phenotype, not a genotype.
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suicide is always an option
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>>721117837
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>>721117720
I'd make a hole in the wall and fuck it, before I'd fuck either of those things.
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>>721117720
...I mean, Bailey clearly. Honestly I'd probably choose Bailey over many women though.
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>>721122249
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>>721117720
Person on the left is one of the ugliest humans I've ever seen in my life.
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>>721117720
Im going for the dick. First time ive made this choice.
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>>721125503
this
he looks fake as fuck
could fuck a sexdoll instead
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>>721125612
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>>721117720
can i just watch them?
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