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are pickles even good? I have never just ate a pickle straight

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are pickles even good?

I have never just ate a pickle straight up, what the fuck is up with that
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this is fucked
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I have a jar of pickle shots in my kitchen.
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Fuck, really? Just eat one, man.
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>>721095826
woah. Is it really that good?
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I think they're pretty good. The taste is super strong and it's basically eating a cucumber that's been soaking in salt and vinegar but I like that taste.
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>>721095954
I love it. Can't taste vodka at all.
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I like drinking the juice, sometimes i make my own, i mix vinegar, salt, ethyl alcohol and white wine and drink it, it's fucking max pleasure.
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>>721096045
No fucking way. What ratio of vodka to pickle juice?
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Pickles are so fucking delicious just try one mane you ain't gonna die
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>>721096042
Cucumbers taste like what I imagine fresh tastes like, it's like a salty/sour version of that?
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>>721095954
Only problem is all the pickles from making it. I can never eat them fast enough.
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>>721096217
Both
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>>721096141
pickle juice gives me the squirts, still delicious though.
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>>721096238
"all the pickles" is not a problem, friend
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>>721096156
I use about a handle at first to about a gallon of juice. Then add more vodka to taste. I also add home made pickled jalapeƱo peppers. After the first batch. I just keep adding to it to always keep it about half full.
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>>721096238
I'd give it a shot. That shit looks surprisingly good.
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>>721096238
"all the pickles" is not a problem, friend.
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I don't usually like whole pickles but I love pickle spears.
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>>721096383
Heh. I see what you did there.
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>>721095145
this thread made me get my lazy ass out of my chair to get a pickle. They're fucking great dude.
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Fuck now I want a pickle
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OP here, my first pickle is a garlic baby dill.

Unique to say the least.
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What do nuts and peanuts taste like?
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>>721096765
I think I made the wrong choice choosing this one as my first here boys
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>>721096800
Kind of hardy, unique for sure.

Some mushrooms taste "nutty" if you're alergic
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>>721096765
You need a big fucker from those huge jars you can get. Those are so juicy and fucking delicious.
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>>721096800
heaven. are you allergic?
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>>721096800
Nutty
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Fuck me, haven't ate a pickle in years

This thread is making my mouth water so much
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Tickle my pickle
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>>721095826
>>721096045
>>721096238
>>721096361
Fucking hell you must shit water
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Personally I like them. Pickles are good, but I wouldn't eat them all the time. Just every once in a while.
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>>721095145
Dill pickles yes, sweet pickles not so much. Pickled onions are also great.
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>>721097138
Get out pickle moderate, banish yourself
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>>721097130
Honestly. I haven't had a solid shit in 10 years.
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>>721095145
I like pickles, whole or not. They're bretty good. And I know for a fact German people are crazy about them and eat them whenever they can. They even say when a woman eat a lot of pickle this is a hint she's pregnant

t. french
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>>721097373
First time I ever had a pickle back as a chaser was Germany. Shit was life changing.
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Bump to keep this thread going.
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>>721097583
Pickle juice as a chaser or just a bite of a pickle?
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I love pickles. I live on a small UK island and it's extremely hard to find good pickles here
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God damn bump
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>>721095145
My grandmother made pickles. They were awesome, super salty with garlic.
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God tier vittles.
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< be me
< be 15
< love pickles
< first job as dishwasher at shitty bar/resturaunt in shitty small town
< restaraunt pickles arrive in five gallon buckets
<last pickle is gone, just pickle juice left in bucket
< two line cooks bet me that i cant drink all the pickle juice
< how much?
< they bet me all the cash they had on them combined.
< probably around sixty bucks.
< no problem
< grab a soup bowl and begin to scoop pickle juice out of bucket and drink it
< probably finish 12 bowls
< not feeling well
< drank half of the leftover juice, maybe more
< manager is now interested and in on the bet
< the pot increases by $100
< dunk more and more bowls into the bucket, tummy not feeling so good.
< I finally tap out
< easily drank more than a galon of pickle juice, but didn't finish the bucket
< no money for me
< go home early, didnt finish shift
< fucking barf my rains out for 2 days
< the acidic pickle juice eats my fucking stomach alive
< cant eat pickles for 10 years
< even smelling pickles makes me gag
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These mini-pickles are the shit!
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>>721098165
Good job your a fucking dumbass. What did you expect to happen by drinking that much of anything?
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Can anyone recommend a hotter pickle? Pic related is delicious but i want more heat.
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>>721098412
I just pour tapatio and lime on my pickles. Good as fuck
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Pickles punch my flavor pussy.
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>>721098165
Was it young pride that made you do it, or did you genuinely think you could drink over a gallon of acidic juices? Drinking a gallon of water is far too much to begin with, let alone pickle juice.
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>>721098566

checked and kekked
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>>721098474
Gross. Also I think these are hotter than tapatio in the first place
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I just tried a pickle recently too after not liking them for no reason

For some reason /b/ always has a thread that sometimes relates to a recent experience for me
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>>721095145
i love pickles bro a very white person food
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>>721095145
Dont eat a pickle before bed OP, they give you nightmares
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Everyone who's anyone knows they're actually called GHERKINS, Amerifats.
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>>721095145
God I hope I have pickles in my fridge right now.

I do, I do have pickles.
They're really good.
Vinegary with lots of herbs and spices.
Cold, juicy, and refreshing.
Top tier food
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>>721100329
I forgot the best part - the crunch. Nothing worse than a pickle that's soaked too long and gotten soggy
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>>721099985
Gherkins are a type of pickle. We are wealthy enough to have more than one kind.
>yuropoors btfo
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>>721099985
Fuck off with your ooga booga shit tier version of English full of antiquated expressions and cuckwords.
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>>721099985
>rooty tooty point-n-shooty
/k/ek
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>>721100891
You Amerifats never say gherkins though. Heresy!
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>>721095145
Pickles are delicious. The juice is both tasty and nutritious to drink.
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>>721097778
make your own
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>>721096045
I've learned this when I joined the navy, it's a fantastic trick.
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>>721101370
https://bigbangtrans.wordpress.com/series-1-episode-15-the-porkchop-indeterminacy/

ctrl+f and see how wrong you are, and that's just one example off the top of my head
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They taste good inside chic-fil-a spicy chicken sandwiches
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>>721095145

Pickles are literally the most ambivalence-inducing food item on the planet.

Are they bad? No. Kinda weird by themselves.
Are they particularly good? Fuck no. Soaking anything in salt water and spices is bound to make anything taste at least passable.

It's like the laziest, least inventive culinary technique ever.
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>>721101643
It's not a culinary technique, it's a preservation technique.

I'm addicted to pickles like other people to smoking.
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>>721095145
Fucking Satan's tiny green vinegary penis... they are disgusting.
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>>721102087
you're addicted to man-pickle...
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>>721095145
pickles are fucking great.
There are thousands different ways to make them though.
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I like dill pickles. Really nice with green pickled tomatoes and garlic
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