Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Have you ever played Mechwarrior Online? You might like it.
I could instantly kill any mech with all six of my guns..If I hit.
I'm the kind of disgustingly exclusive person that loathes any attention that doesn't come from the one I love.
Nah, I'll just have to worry about how his family reacts then. Which I am looking forward to even less.
What if i tickle the inside of your palm with my finger tip?
Got class tomorrow too?
Haha but that's not going to stop you is it?
Doesn't change the fact that you were being lewd. Not really, just work and games. What about you?
remember to give the gift your waifus love
a big warm tasty hash brown and she will cuddle with you dearly
nah never gave it a go but i think my grind fix is pretty good for right now. especially if i want to do ships too
i guess but if you finished its time for something else
Feel my Pahket. 8 SRM6. All in your ass.
Wait you arent actually a woman so you could be being truthful.
>tfw i will never make a guy load off on his tummy for me online...
but i was more interested in the stuff he was saying. a woman can't win against a man in a fight
and no one will ever see it!
These people just showing their infatuation with these girls is disgusting...
It couldn't be that bad..Could it?
yeah! But things are still being worked out!
Also >>721094666 Rude
nah, no class on the same day as work.
That's good! I'm trying to force myself to get into stuff a little bit now myself.
no because i just got the thing i worked for and its really good. get any play time on your ps4?
im sure its not bad at all but i guess with that stance ill never know
that may be too fast then unless its one of the shitty campy maps then sure
dont force yourself. youll end up hating it
>you arent actually a woman
I really don't agree with the logic there, I've seen women fucking destroy men.
Hm, well they're quite bigoted and when my parents broke up they harassed my mum pretty bad for a while. So I'm looking forward to getting at least that much shit.
>implying you dont enjoy attention.
Alright I'm off to bed now, time to cuddle with Juvia and sleep
It was lews, but not as lewd as hand holding.
Mines about noon so i can't stay on much longer
I'm going to bed, i can't handle this much lewd.
>not only hand holding but playing with my hands
I had no other reason other than for Tali-sama, nobody else can request lewds
Work and anime for me.
You're probably right..but I need something to do.
I'm sorry you gotta deal with that, that's rough to hear.
>implying enjoying attention and wanting creepy guys on the internet to fap to you are the same thing
Alrighty, good night!
Maybe you should loosen up. Im sure you have a hex for that.
Matches are generally over in 7 minutes. 3 minutes of walk, 2 minutes of carnage, then cleanup.
It's fine, I'm used to dealing with people not liking me.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah i played a little uncharted 4 and created a character on bloodbourne.
Wait how did creepy fappers get in this
night. titfucks will always be more lewd
wot games are about 7 to 10 minutes normally and only go longer if people arent suicidal but thats uncommon normally
how much? got really deep into bloodborne
i'll tell you in private, but only you. if you tell anyone else i'll very upset.
okay that's hot...
Still, that's not the kind of thing you want to invite more of into your life.
Yeah..But it means I don't really have any days just for myself.
That is the attention Anya got.
Sounds really nice...But, no, I'm gonna be up for probably five and a half more hours.
So about the same then. I guess its the acquisition of available chassis thats faster in MWO. Especially if you're just starting out. Big boosts to the earnable currency for the first 25 matches.
Whats your MWO pilot name?
Oh and eww disregard all previous statements
I'm kidding, that kind of thing doesn't really bother me.
Whatever gets you off, I guess.
It's not like I have a choice really. Plus, I'm 500 miles away from them, what are they actually going to do that I can't get away from?
3 Chapters i think. bloodbourne seems pretty cool, but i'm a little more interested in dark souls atm.
Ahh, yeah that sucks.
why would i tell anyone else? I dont want to drive you or anyone away.
Yeah i understand why you are looking for something to do then
Yeah WoT kind of has a lot of stuff going on under the hood you wont know or understand without youtube
It was still rude tho and i shouldnt have said it so cavalier.
As much as I enjoy hexes, the idea of casting one on myself is out of the question. Maybe you want to be my guinea pig?
It has been years since I played, I'm not actually certain. Do you play regularly?
True..They can't exactly do anything to you. Who knows, maybe it'll turn out well.
How far are you in Dark Souls so far?
I mean, technically I could go back to Dark Souls and rebuild and all that, but..
Now I just feel bad because I seem to have made you feel bad.
I very much doubt it, but there's always hope.
so did you do the kid flashback? yeah do some darksouls first then maybe sometime later we could do some coop or some of the uncharted multiplayer. be warned its a bit of a gears of war rip
well thats something you have already kinda done before im sure you want something with that new car scent
Nah i did it to myself. But its ok
because you forgive me yes?
Thats navy speak for go fuck yourself....
Same with MWO. Poptarting, slicing the pie, torso twisting. A lot if ways tospread damage to all your components and use your armor to tank damage.
You can try, Rory is quite proficient in hex magic herself.
Semi regularly. At least recently. I was in a unit for a while and took part in a tournament, barely. Maybe 4 matches.
>we were up against European tier 1s
>we got raped
violence doesn't get me off! it's hot to know girls can take guys down. can you really do it too?
it would actually drive me to my own grave...
Hope is one of the most important parts of life~
That's a very good way to put it. I have a few games in my library I could play, but none of em are bringing anything new to the table.
I was not aware~
Oh gosh. I was honestly never above shitty at the game, but I had fun with it.
Cant tell if serious or screwing with me
I'm at the beginning of Blight town. Fucking bastards keep making me go toxic.
Yeah, the last thing i did before quitting was scuba diving. That sounds good to me. I haven't played gears of war.
There was never anything to forgive.
I have taken down guys twice my size before. though most of those were in a controlled setting.
Misplaced hope can be quite harmful though.
Is that so? Then this should prove useful, if not interesting...
woah weird deja vu. the tomo i last posted has been followed by that rory before. weird. nah tanks is more like how spotting pen armor angling and all that works
Are you ok?
Well try some of the free2play games that are floating about. im sure everyone here will recommend a different one
yeah i remember that. well its like that kinda but without the chainsaw guns
I just started "life is strange" its pretty fun so far
Hello bacon beauty
Well then ill count it.
The next boss is the best boss though, other than Gaping Dragon.
Well...Yeah, you're right. But it can be nice to just experience hope sometimes.
yeah..I guess I do have Spelunky and I haven't played it yet.
I keep going back and forth if that's my favorite game or Super Metroid is, I absolutely adore Life Is Strange.
do you know how to fight? that sounds pretty cool
mmmmh, nope, a little paranoid...
I wish i could have your arms wrapped around me while I listen to your heartbeat until I've calmed down...
i remember the uncharted 3 multiplayer was pretty fun, so i'm sure 4 will be too.
Hi space cutie.
Is there nowhere that's fuckin safe in that game? The gaping dragon was the first boss that i actually beat without dying.
Im not patient enough to get higher than tier 3. Plus my computer drops frames like a whore. Its almost unplayable. But when the unit gets drunk and plays together...
Only 2 people on our team werent in the unit at that point.
I guess. You are dealing with one if the clisest to the gods, after all.
Yeah, MWO doesnt go into angle detail. Look at the above video to watch a team have fun.
Im only on chapter one so shhhhh
Whats up buttercup?
It pretty much counts.
I've had a lot of hope recently. No harm in balancing it out with a bit of realism.
I do. It's not really a skill I've had to use much though, outside of training.
i got that too out of a humble bundle but i havent played it either
well lets not talk about it until you feel a bit more comfortable then? Too bad all those miles between us then huh?
I actually think we will have some fun. cant wait its going to be nice. Also i suggest finding the back door into blightown because through the front is horrid
i will have watched it by next you post to me unless its instant
no i didnt'! i'm going to bit it if you don't stop
i want to fight you!
no i'm kidding, i'll lose so fast >.<
which martial arts do you know?
i know, i don't really like being needy but right i need you here...
where do you live?
That's pretty cool to be honest~ Do you still talk to them all?
The Firelink Shrine is pretty nice in my opinion
He killed me quite a few times last playthrough, I was doing caestus.
Lemme know how it goes~
Well, if you want to, I'm not gonna stop you.
I played it with my cousins a little over christmas and it was pretty fun. Multiplayer mostly.
alright fine, i won't bit it
Just relaxing here on thread. How about you?
I'm sure we will. Tell me about it, i can barely make it in there before getting fucked.
Judo, aikido, a few forms of historical European martial arts, and some bits and pieces of a few other styles.
It's rather difficult to actually offend me.
I'm not sure you could if you tried.
What the hell, it won't let me post. Anybody else having problems?
> on mobile
No, but I'd certainly make an effort if I thought you were doing that was going to make you unhappy.
I'm having trouble posting as well.
People have needs its normal. I live in Cali
its multiplayer? what was it about?
youtube blightdown shortcut and it should be simple as that. you kinda have to go into the valley of the drakes and all that
Fuck. I did it boys, I bought an R32.
I'm feeling fucking great. How's everyone else?
Yep, it's fucked.
It's fine. I don't think I can stay unhappy for long right now anyway.
akido-sama~ akido is with the circles, right? that must be a lot of fun
why don't you keep honing your skill?
cali~? ever see any famous ppl?
hey there military hunk~
It was a rougelike. metroidvania style thing. It was a lot of fun, but nobody here wants to play it with me.
please, that ruins the experience!
That's good to hear~ Why's that? Just your...cat?
If i can't get through after a few more tries, then i might do that.
morning to you
Hopefully i mean that whole area is a pain
not that i know of. i live in the more countryside of cali
What're you up to?
Apart from shitposting.
But part of me also likes the struggle.
missed this one sorry. well maybe in a bit or tomorrow we can give it a go? yeah but blighttown was a mistake with all the frame drops and stuff
nah that area isnt ok
I might just go back and grind a bit before trying again.
sorry for the late reply...
it's hard to relax.
what is the country side of cali like?
I wonder what happened to mobile that caused it to shit itself.
grinding a few levels doesnt actually do much for you
Entire site seems to be shitting itself.
Sorta like brass knuckles.
Sure! I'm not sure if there's online multiplayer, or just local, but I'd love to if there is~
Rip. You really need to get to that city. I actually have a friend moving to fairbanks soon, the base that's there. Seems like a nice city!
What should I call you?
I'm doing pretty good, you?
I'm basically retired at the moment because of circumstances. I don't mind it that much though, really.
Yep. Hard to stay unhappy when she's there to cheer me up.
i dont know what that is
its fine connection errors everywhere. Well im sorry youre having some trouble relaxing just try to breathe a bit. Well its a lot of desert although I live in a valley so the desert only goes so far
I mean i hope online would be a thing it just sounds normal
You're up to the ceiling?
A dank drift car
It's a car... For drifting. Think fast and the furious tokyo drift.
I'm very lazy...
whatever you do don't drink and drive here, if the cops catch you they will make you swallow all of your teeth!
too many air boys drink and drive here...
can you still defend yourself if you wanted to?
hehe ever got stung by a scorpion?
>not realizing that the Toyota Trueno AE-86 is the best drift car you will ever lay your eyes on
I'm not stupid enough to drink and drive, I can't vouch for others though. They're pretty damn stupid here too, that's why we have curfew!
Do you have any idea how much that fucker costs. There's 2 on base here, and one dude is selling a 3rd one for 15k
Doesn't matter. It's still the best.
It's good you have someone like that, then!
It really should be. But couch co-op is big nowadays.
God damn did they finally fix the shit.
> Punching a dragon to death
Yeah i can see how that would be rather difficult.
oh thats pretty cool. pic?
Nah not a lot of dangerous wildlife here. just some snakes and such. Ever have a bear go through your trash?
I dont know if you can call it big. I dont remember the last game i cooped with my buddies past like halo
Yeah its more like memorization and gittin gud
Cool. I wish I could drive.
Without a doubt, there are some things you just don't lose.
Yeah. It's honestly changed my life a little.
Well, I can't post on mobile and the new Fire emblem keeps disconnecting every few seconds.
Ow hey! How are you?
I'm doing great!
Fine just sucking at osu. i see youre having internet problems or something
FE Heroes is out in NA now?
Haha i don't see myself gittin gud anytime soon.
>A Winner appears!
>cars and drinking
Two things I don't do separately, much less together.
Wait, ain't 15k normal for a vehicle?
I hope your internet gets better, mate.
My DS3 caestus playthrough was REALLY fun, though!
Sure, but among indie crowds. Lovers In a Dangerous Spacetime and stuff.
Halo should come to steam..
I know exactly what you mean. I can't remember, did you two have a general plan in mind for meeting up soon? You guys have a plan for everything else, so..
booo curfew. aren't you all adults there? what plane do you fly, air boy?~
oh bears used to come to my parents house all the time. lol my mom would take a newspaper and slap it against the porch and they would run away
ah i wish i stood in my kung fu classes, i was learning to use a kwon dao and a board sword, but i had to quit because my family moved
Well, I'm glad to see that this is still going on. Late happy birthday to /waifu/ for being over 1 year old. Hooray.
I'm sure these things are older than that, right?
I joined early last spring, surely they were going on much much longer than that, as I recall.
I might get a pair for the hell of it.
thats okay im sure with enough time and effort you will become so gud that you can beat the game
whats that? It should everyone would make bank but microsoft would put it with their store thing
Thats pretty cool. The only time ive seen a bear was at the fair. you could take pictures with him and they fed him trix cereal
They /waifu/ we know was born around November 2015, I don't know if the thread was being baked on a daily basis before that. So yeah, one year and a couple of months old.
Guess it will always be then.
We have no solid plan, but the current idea is that it'd happen during the summer if I can afford it.
Yeah, I partly retired because I moved away. There were other reasons too, but that's one of the main ones.
trix cereal?? isn't that poison for the bear?
bears are smart, they know that garbage bags contain food and they carry it away!
aw that's too bad, okay i'll get off the subject, i don't want to make you feel uncomfortable -.-
You should at least give em a shot, yeah! Just for funsies.
Couch Co-op scifi spaceship piloting game. It's fun, but nobody to play it with. I'm pretty sure it's only local coop.
Games For Windows Live? That got put down, right?
Ahh, shame. You'll be coming down around the same time I head out, then. Hopefully we'll at least be able to meet up once at least, though, say hey.
posting is harddd i give up!!
Sounds like i have a long and treacherous path ahead.
Now i gotta remember where i saw them.
yeah you know the one for kids. Im not sure i guess he was cool with it. Yeah up in the mountain campsites they have bear boxes and all that kind of stuff. I remember one time raccoons tried to steal food from our camp was funny
oh well thats cool then. they did they just made like a windows store i mean
goodnight sleep well
Yeah but dont worry ill be here if you get stuck
Fraid I can't help you there. I know where the claws are in Dark Souls 3, and the caestus, but not Dark Souls 1.
Yup! I REALLY wish I had someone to play with these things.
Oh, gross. Isn't Halo Wars 2 coming to steam? or no?
Thanks, i'll try not to bother you too much with it~.
I think it might have been the first or second merchant. Oh well, i'll find them sooner or later.
I don't think that's such a great idea, it sticks out and I don't want people knowing who I am.
Make makoto teach you
15k ... well shouldn't be normal. These cars are all 25 years+ old sports cars. Most of them do sell for 8-15k though. I got mine for 2k.
We're adults that get treated like children. Please, I don't fly a plane! I'm just the comm guy that keeps everyone's internet up.
Im not sure kidnap someone and force them to play with you or something? But starcraft is a thing
youre never a bother. I do like talking to you
Lame. oh well have fun with your cool car
Yeah, I dunno. It's been way too long since I played the original.
Makoto is close enough to kidnap.
Starcraft is pretty fun! I'm bad, but it's fun.
Nope, just on my mobile
I'm in EU but I think it's out in NA as well? I got the notification an hour ago, but after the 2nd tutorial I kept getting disconnected.
My internet is fine (it's good enough for me). But for some reason my mobile is having problems today
Go for it then if you really need a couch coop buddy. Well yeah its really fun when two equally bad players vs each other though
Safety first~ Looks kinda like this, but with a bumper
Ah...I guess I have to wait a little longer then...
I can agree with that! But I..kinda go hard when I play versus. I'm a pretty competitive person when it comes to vidiya, to be honest..
Well if i kept coming to you for help with that, it wouldn't leave much time for you to help with my other needs~.
You still planning on 100%ing it?
oh well that blows
oh well cool man have fun
Thats fine. people get competitive at the stuff they are good at right?
What other needs?
The original? Nope.
3? Yeah, I just gotta settle down and get back into it.
I totally believe in your ability to git gud though, it just takes time! And it's a great feel when you finally beat it.
Well, things people like to believe they're good at, anyway.
You could try playing it, maybe you'll be able to download the patch that comes after the 2nd tutorial without getting disconnected.
It's not the worst thing in the world, goo luck with OSU. I used to play it, but I sucked way too hard at it.
Unfortunately, it's not available in NA yet, I think. Or it would've already downloaded by now...
My body yearns for your touch.
Ah that's right it was 3. Yeah! ...and then jump into dark souls 2 and get my ass kicked all over again...
well dont worry do something enough and you get ok at it
Im fine with just playing it a ton to get ok. i think im ok at least
Mehhhh, 2. I still haven't beat it yet. I need to go back and play that.
Hopefully you're right, yeah. Now I just gotta convince Mako to drive over here.
Oh? what kind of touch?
uh what do they like?
...Is a letter too impersonal?
You don't need to get off the subject, it's not that uncomfortable to me.
Yeah, hopefully we'll manage to find some time for that at least.
I would if I could!
>implying Mako needs convincing to drive anywhere
As far as I can tell
cars and Anya
I'm not big on racing games, and I'm not her, so
those have been checked
A letter is fine, in my opinion, though.
We'll see how it pans out.
She does! live half an hour away so she's being a faggot and not wanting to drive
I was originally planning to skip 1 and start with 2, but you and Tomoko talked me out of that.
A sensual touch.
On the bright side though: Once you get to download it the servers will most likely work properly. I managed to get it working now and am rerolling for a 5 star.
I guess that's one way to refer to somebody? But since you asked: Mukuro Ikusaba.
Who might you be?
maybe go to mako?
So just one quick touch?
I hope so. I'm just starting to worry that this isn't the right way to do it
Hopefully it'll work out!
Since when does she refuse to drive? I feel like everything I've ever known is a lie!
Oh that's good to hear. I'm looking forward to downloading it.
Good day chaps, pretty active today I see. How's it kickin'?
Oh i don't imagine that would be nearly enough, for either of us.
If you're gonna skip any, let it be 2, please.
But I don't have my steam library there and such
I can see where you're coming from, but if you don't have much contact with him usually...
I might not even get to go, sadly enough...
Right?! But juuust because it's a half hour, she's REEEEing at me.
I thought I was helping you though. I didnt know i was getting any of the attention
bring them back to your place then
There's only one person who I'd want to say that to me, and it's probably not you.
Yeah, well the other options are text him or phone him, and the latter isn't happening.
I hope you do get to go. I'm kind of in the same position there though, I'll have to find a way to get some money behind me.
Is it because it's only half an hour, or because half an hour is too much?