So I fucked my gf in the ass a few days ago and now I have a yellowish green coming out of my dick hole.... wtf? Urinary Infection maybe? I'll post lab results in a sec...
are you retarded?
GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR
If I was you I'd be praying like fucking crazy
Sadly I had this happen about 2 months ago as well and my gonorrhea and chlamydia came back negative... they thought it was a prostate infection of some sort. I took a course of antibiotics and all was good. Now its happening again after a messy anal session :(
I got you, I'm dead ass serious about this... all jokes aside. I just pissed a little bit ago and its at its peak in the morning after sleeping for awhile. I'll try to squeeze and get another pic since u think I'm bluffing
#girl friend reporting again since his poop noodle post got 404d anyway this is like the 3rd time this occured. The docs keep telling him abt the bacteria tht comes from anal fucking. His std test have also been negative and i do not have any such discharge like tht from my vagiiiina. I doubt its an std since this is the 3rd time now. Docs told him to jse condoms for anal and his responce was "whats that" so i offered Saran Wrap? Or a sammich baggie? I mean idk what else to do and he wont leave my asshole alone. :( theres nothung wrong with my vagina either so idk what tf his issue is... and this is what my bf does at 2:12 am i guess ... entertains 4chan.
It's like a cloudy clear right now because I pissed like 1/2 hour ago... I'm not joking at all about this
Same thing happened to me, minus the anal. Been to the doc multiple times, even got a camera shoved down my dick hole only to have doc say I have nothing and I gotta live with it. Every test came back negative
I suggest you go fuck your self like you prolly alrready do u fucking hateful rasist basturd. And i dont even care how to spell shit fr . Youre the ignorant rasist fuck here so go kill yourself homo ass faggot fuck
Jesus a fucking camera? They fingered my butthole last time and its not happening again no matter what... All my results were negative for every STD test last time and I was about to be refereed to a Urologist but then it cleared up.
It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced and I bled for 2 days after that. But that's what the urologist did. Legit haven't found any thing. It's cleared up now. But in all honesty it could do with diet or stress
I would have posted a tit pic too but ignorant asshole as such just piss me off talk bout nigger this nigger that. Like fuck you . If you dont like and feel the need to be a rasist cunt then u can be dismissed
I just want some answers, this shit sucks. I'm probably going to get referred after this since I had this once before. Thanks for sharing the info with me tho...
I know wbc (white blood cells) shows there's some type of infection, the rbc (red blood cells) is what kinda freaks me out
Lol wow youre tough. Prolly states or even maybe countries away from me hahahahaha. Im sure everyone know how bad philly is with all the crime and bullshit and where i live is no better . Actually its prolly on some national fucked up chart of how bad the shootings are where im from and shit so come and play bro. Lol.
Man you probably just got a mild infection from getting a little dookie all up in there.
That shit will clear up in a couple days but if it begins to hurt, thats when you start worrying
Question the First:
>Had she eaten Pizza Rolls 48-hours prior to your anal pork injection?
Where is your test for STDs? You're lying to your girl. I'm an IRL gay & you don't get that from buttfucking. You got MF SYPHILIS which can take months to pop up. Go get your penicillin shot fast at the CDC MF.
Lol heyyy there you sexy ass OP ;) fuck these retards im hungry now and for dude who wanted to know abt the pizza rolls... no i dont eat tht shit. The fuck we eat fucking great. Fucking $100 hibachi means n shit fuck u thought this was hahahha
>Did she thoroughly clean and lubricate her poop chute before said anal canal action?
>How often do you fuck men in the ass?
>A) I'm not gay!?!
>2) Once a week
>D) OP is gay by default
>4) I'm sucking cock right now and am insatiable
Circle the correct response
Ass fucker (of men)
This in now a GET thread
kek is kekle
lol is stronger
in other words what the joke did was only slightly funny
Eat Taco Bell
Stick finger in arsehole if needed as plug
Resist burning sensation
Release in shower (will become gas chamber)
Wash with shampoo all over, then rinse with kerosene
Twerk nipples for you boyfriend!
Looking at the urinalysis, you most likely have a bacterial infection. My suggestion would be to take antibiotics orally, usually cephalexin 250mg capsules or azithromycin 250mg tablets are good, for 2 weeks, once every 6 hours. Also drink coffee or green tea as well as cranberry juice or acidic fruit juices. Don't intake sugar as much as you can help. Drink about 84 oz of water a day at least, more if you weigh over 200 lbs. Take diuretic supplements if you don't use the restroom at least 3 times a day. Good luck anon, I'm here if you have questions.
No hunny you or your boy are swapping stds back and forth. You can put things in your pooper in you KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING. But you don't that's ok. Maybe try da gewgle next time bby.
They gave me azithromycin last time... it cleared up and then came back when my antibiotics ran out. Then I was given something different and it went away. We have alot of 3 somes with other girls so right away we think of STD's but have been wrong every time so far
>>So I fucked my gf in the ass a few days ago >>and now I have a yellowish green coming out >>of my dick hole
>>So I fucked my gf in the ass a few days ago
>>I fucked my gf in the ass a few days ago
>>fucked my gf in the ass
>>my gf in the ass
>>gf in the ass
their you go anon, theirs your problem
sodom and gomorrah was destroyed because they fucked in the ass
The people of Sodom:
Engaged in consensual homosexual acts
don't ya think god was telling them something?
First of my commwnt you replied to was suppose to go to my bf the OP. . My bad . And no stds here. He has an infection from sticking it where it doesnt belong. Weve been tested and over n over the results are negative. Maybe ill get a yeast infection but obviously thts not a fucking std. Thanks for your concern tho
Doctor wanted to give me the shot but I declined because that shit hurts and it wasn't an STD last time so it wasn't enough... These results came in tonight so I have to wait til they open again before anything else can happen
Here's the ass I fucked... I'm sure u guys would fuck it too tho
I dont get it, im always fucking my wife up the ass, mostly because when i cum up there it makes her poop. I have never gotten infected with anything, married 10yrs now.
Maybe you just nasty?
I always cum in it too... Even when she tells me not to do it. Not sure why this started happening and it's got me confused because we were going strong with it for awhile with no issues. Just keep it in mind because it can definitely happen
>We have alot of 3 somes with other girls so right away we think of STD's but have been wrong every time so far
the other girl gave you something.
look, this is sex ed 101 shit dude. don't have unprotected sex with people you don't know well. don't have anal with someone who hasn't cleaned themselves out properly beforehand with an enema.
I recommend you stop having any kind of sex with anybody until this is cleared up for at least a couple months. in the meantime, go to your doctor, or go to planned parenthood before it all gets defunded and shut down, and ask someone there to teach you how to fuck safely.
this one had better lighting imo
>sticking your dick into the asshole where shit comes out
You deserve it I don't care hot your gf is the asshole is the asshole, their is a fucking hole designed for your dick right next to it why not just fuck that? I don't understand anal fags and I honestly blame porn for it no way a sane person who has never seen porn would just decide to fuck the ass one day,
she actually enjoy's anal, wakes me up in the morning all cute and asking for it occasionally. You wouldn't even believe how wet she gets from it. I feel like I found the needle in the haystack
more like you put your needle in her infected haystack
Blood in urine- do you workout a lot?
Protein- kidney/bladder. Got any low back pain?
WBC-white blood cells. Again, possible urinary tract infection.
Any rash? Redness? Pain with urinating? Pain after ejaculation?
This has happened to me before.
Go to the doctor and have him check you out and get some anti-biotics.
If you're LUCKY it's a UTI, but it's probably not. It's actually not that common for young, healthy men to get them.
It's more likely that what you have is a prostate infection (what I had). If untreated, it's possible to develop scar tissue in your prostate, leaving you with permanent damage to your sexual function.
I'm a little surprised you're not passing gleats and being brought to your knees whenever you urinate.
-_- this is bullshit. So heres his fucking dick...
Like no one is ganna save the dick pics he posted becuz his shit is broken. But of course even after my shit was deleted it came back becuz yall creepy ass fucks wanna go and save my shit. Fucking cool.
You IDIOT, op, you dont fuck a girl in the asshole without a condom. It's a bacteria laden area with E. Coli and who knows what else. Much different flora than a vagina. Go see your doc for some treatment and use condoms with anal, dude
No the fuck you wont . You are being a dick and you dont ever listen. I told you i didnt want my shit posted and atleast u could have let me pick 1 fucking pic becuz i knew other assholes like u were ganna tlk shit. Its fucking annoying and now some weirdo ass has my pics saved .. how nice. I dont care if this is anon. U cant keep anything to urself. In ur gf and i dont understand why youd want others seeing what is yours!!!!!!
Trace blood is somewhat normal if someone starts working out harder than normal. Or works out too much.
The discharge may just be dead white blood cells and urine. But a basic multi-use anti-biotic should clear it up. Bactrim or something simple. May also be prostate build up, which is harmless but happens sometimes to a number of men at some point. But also, residual lubricant in the urethra causing painless inflammation could also be a culprit. White blood cells attacking a specific place tend to clump up after their life is over and cant be absorbed back into the blood stream and end up dying. Thus pimple whitehead puss, abcess puss, and something like this.
I know what you mean about the workout, I've seen people have kidney issues from going too hard before. I definitely have some type of infection going on tho. I just need to wait on my doctors office to open today so I can call in.
I guess I'm going to sleep, GF is tired, its been a long day and I need to get up so I can take care of doctor shit in 3 hours when they open again. Wish me luck, I hope I don't need to have it amputated. Thanks for the advice. I'll update thread if it still exists when I get up. Maybe make a video of what comes out and get girlfriends reaction when I try to put it in her face, haha... night guys
A mild antibiotic will clear that up even if it doesn't need medication. If you're in some shithole country that has expensive medication then I'd suggest just drinking lemon juice or apple juice. Should clear out any infection through urine. Good luck /b/ro. Smash that ass again for us and post vids next time, faggot.
Her arm is the size of your torso fam she's pretty meaty
She weighs more than 118 friendo but who knows you could like a hearty ones. Probably why you spend 100$ on food for 2 people at an ihop
Fuckimg annoying.... im by far fat and dont have to prove shit. Im pissed off hes posting the pics in the first place when i said no. Im fucking small 118 aint shit. N like i said i dont have to prove tht i aint fat becuz i know im fucking not.
I eat very rarely, I find I only eat when I'm actually hungry. And since I'm a privileged white guy with more money than your entire family I do occasionally get me done nuggies from McDonald's
A pimple is a pimple? Im sure you get them too. Im the cleanest bitch ive ever met. My pussy dont smell like anything and my man will back me up on tht. Almost every girl ive fucked with had some kind of smell but not i. And again i dont have to prove shit to you random ass weridos on fucking 4chan
Tbh your age doesn't change the fact that you're unclean and overweight. Let's not forget you're with someone a lot older than yourself and he's a minority. So either you're extremely fucking ugly or you're a disgusting coal burner that can only get dark skins.
The fact that you two are so mad is a clean cut example of projecting, face it you got a dirty ass, thats why your mans dick is leaking literal fucking puss. That or one of you is cheating, STDs dont just create themselves in your asshole.
clamydhia or gonorrhea for sure
nothing to worry about OP, the medics will give you an ultra strong antibiotic and the thing will be gone in less than 2 days, besides that, maybe shes cheating on you