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So I fucked my gf in the ass a few days ago and now I have a

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So I fucked my gf in the ass a few days ago and now I have a yellowish green coming out of my dick hole.... wtf? Urinary Infection maybe? I'll post lab results in a sec...
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>>721091249
you got puss in your dickhole bro, definitely some kind of bacterial infection
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Wtf anon???!!!!!
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>>721091249
Ayyee, gonorrhea
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>>721091249

this is what happens when you don't prep for anal.

ALWAYS

PREP

FOR

ANAL
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Dick Hole AIDS
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>>721091249
are you retarded?
GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR
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Now that is not something I wanted to scroll down and readl. I wanted to fucking sleep, anon. Christ.
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>>721091507

I did, just posted lab results, awaiting the phone call...
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Been there, done that, its gonorrhea.

go to doc
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>>721091249
Time to amputate.
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Being for real, Syphilis, Do you have a numb pain or pain while pissing?
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>>721091249
Post pics of you squeezing it out your dick kr you're a lying faggot
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>>721091621
Jesus anon.
If I was you I'd be praying like fucking crazy
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>>721091735
*or
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>>721091635

Sadly I had this happen about 2 months ago as well and my gonorrhea and chlamydia came back negative... they thought it was a prostate infection of some sort. I took a course of antibiotics and all was good. Now its happening again after a messy anal session :(
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>>721091735

I got you, I'm dead ass serious about this... all jokes aside. I just pissed a little bit ago and its at its peak in the morning after sleeping for awhile. I'll try to squeeze and get another pic since u think I'm bluffing
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I mean idk if it's a UTI or not, but I'd stock up on cranberry juice.
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>>721091878

it doesn't burn or anything this time so I'm just confused as all hell right now... I drank cranberry last time and it didn't make much of a diffrence
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>>721091768
And that is why we go to doctors, and not play guessing on /b/..
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>>721091957
How aren't you freaking the fuck out?
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Putting the stud back in STD. Welcome to the club anon.
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#girl friend reporting again since his poop noodle post got 404d anyway this is like the 3rd time this occured. The docs keep telling him abt the bacteria tht comes from anal fucking. His std test have also been negative and i do not have any such discharge like tht from my vagiiiina. I doubt its an std since this is the 3rd time now. Docs told him to jse condoms for anal and his responce was "whats that" so i offered Saran Wrap? Or a sammich baggie? I mean idk what else to do and he wont leave my asshole alone. :( theres nothung wrong with my vagina either so idk what tf his issue is... and this is what my bf does at 2:12 am i guess ... entertains 4chan.
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>>721091249

well the quickest way to find out is just go ask shawnquazius what he gave her, hell you probably caught it right from his nigger cum still in your girls ass
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>>721092133
tits or GTFO
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>>721091735

It's like a cloudy clear right now because I pissed like 1/2 hour ago... I'm not joking at all about this
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>>721091249
you have the clap you fucking dope.
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its a UTI you retard. That's what happens when you force feed your dick shit
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What the fuck??
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>>721092210

I'll have her post tits... we aren't posting faces but I'll make sure u know its us... Give me a sec
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>>721092339
loled
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>>721092275
This is a common occurrence among Niggers. I suggest you kill yourself.
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>>721092335
he said he got tested last time he had the same issue and was clear.. also, no itchng/burning/discomfort inside his pipe..
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>>721092339
just to add to my comment, google "urethritis anal sex"
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>>721092275
>>721091291
>>721091249
Nigga you got the zombie dick.

Fuckin Stroking Dead

Talking bout that necronomicock

Fuckin Secret of the Ooze dick

That Night of the Living Dick
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>>721092637

congrats, your pissing her off now... I can really have her post tits but ur fucking it up.

>>721092679

I think your on to something here... I just want these test results
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It's clearly just a uti. Fecal got in there.
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>>721091768
Same thing happened to me, minus the anal. Been to the doc multiple times, even got a camera shoved down my dick hole only to have doc say I have nothing and I gotta live with it. Every test came back negative
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>>721092954

I hope your right
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>>721092637
I suggest you go fuck your self like you prolly alrready do u fucking hateful rasist basturd. And i dont even care how to spell shit fr . Youre the ignorant rasist fuck here so go kill yourself homo ass faggot fuck
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>>721092999

Jesus a fucking camera? They fingered my butthole last time and its not happening again no matter what... All my results were negative for every STD test last time and I was about to be refereed to a Urologist but then it cleared up.
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>>721093095
Nigga you tarded
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>>721091465
Shit, you got a bad case of turbid and trace...
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>>721093226
I'm googling the different terms trying to understand but I'm no doc :(
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>>721093218
I dont even care. Too bad this shit is anon. Cuz i hate pussy ass faggots like you who think theyre hard on the fucking internet. Wtf
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I offered to squeeze some out for a good sample but was told to piss in the cup instead...
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>>721093158
It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced and I bled for 2 days after that. But that's what the urologist did. Legit haven't found any thing. It's cleared up now. But in all honesty it could do with diet or stress
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>>721093350
Break yoself mark ass trick
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I would have posted a tit pic too but ignorant asshole as such just piss me off talk bout nigger this nigger that. Like fuck you . If you dont like and feel the need to be a rasist cunt then u can be dismissed
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>>721093301
Yeah, make sure to google everything. You don't mess with Turbid and Trase dude. Use Bing and Yahoo for medical terms such as dis
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>>721093301
Trace means a little bit, turbid means not clear.
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>>721093454
Lmfao too bad youd prolly end up stalking me or id drop my fucking location. Lol you aint worth my time. Haha
Cash me ouuside how bou dahh
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>>721093583
Square up, house nigga
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>>721093419

I just want some answers, this shit sucks. I'm probably going to get referred after this since I had this once before. Thanks for sharing the info with me tho...

I know wbc (white blood cells) shows there's some type of infection, the rbc (red blood cells) is what kinda freaks me out
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>>721093580
Nah dude, make sure to Yahoo those medical terms. Trace seems to indicate little bit of shit got into your balls. Turbid could be worse. I'm Yahooing that shot for you op
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>>721093745
Lol wow youre tough. Prolly states or even maybe countries away from me hahahahaha. Im sure everyone know how bad philly is with all the crime and bullshit and where i live is no better . Actually its prolly on some national fucked up chart of how bad the shootings are where im from and shit so come and play bro. Lol.
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>>721093816
Man you probably just got a mild infection from getting a little dookie all up in there.

That shit will clear up in a couple days but if it begins to hurt, thats when you start worrying
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>>721093920
Shit im outside all day ayyday but im bout them shotgun hours
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>>721091714
Kek
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Haha i enjoyed it being called a poop noodle lllolollololol
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>>721091249

Question the First:
>Had she eaten Pizza Rolls 48-hours prior to your anal pork injection?
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>>721094069
Lol ard. Wya then? I like road trips;)
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>>721094166

OP here, all jokes aside shes sitting next to me and on this thread as well. She can answer that
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>>721092275
Bacterial infection
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>>721092726

this, godspeed op
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Where is your test for STDs? You're lying to your girl. I'm an IRL gay & you don't get that from buttfucking. You got MF SYPHILIS which can take months to pop up. Go get your penicillin shot fast at the CDC MF.
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>>721094314
Lol heyyy there you sexy ass OP ;) fuck these retards im hungry now and for dude who wanted to know abt the pizza rolls... no i dont eat tht shit. The fuck we eat fucking great. Fucking $100 hibachi means n shit fuck u thought this was hahahha
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Can they do a prostate exam without violating you? I'm refusing next time they try that bs, GF enjoyed it too much because I freaked out...
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>>721094291
Nigga u aint bout shit but gettin slept.

Nigga im known for totin that chop chop
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>>721094443

I think I'll get those results tomorrow, I can post the old lab results that showed similar shit from last time... No STD's on the last test tho
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looks like aids might wanna kill yourself
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>>721094482
>>721094166

Question #2:
>Did she thoroughly clean and lubricate her poop chute before said anal canal action?
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>>721094552
Hahahahaha maybe if you could translate that to ENGLISH then if be okay. Lol. So like i said wya ? Drop where u r and maybe we can get this in .
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>>721094580
Go to CDC & get the free test there. There's been outbreaks of it. Something's wrong & you're gonna start really fucking hurting. Your girl needs to go to.
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>>721091388
THIS. OP's gf gave it to him or he gave it to her.
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>>721094704
My nig imma keep it 300, you vegetarian, you don't want beef.
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>>721094521
Of course i enjoyed watching you get fingered. And youre sticking your whole 9 inch cock in my asshole. It was funny to see u freak over a lubed up finger bahahahhaha
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Are these faggots really going at it right now?

Kek
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>>721094793
And you a pissy ass nigga. Drop your location or stfu
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yea I'm not with the drama,I just ignore it... I have bigger problems right now
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>>721092275
All bullshit aside. I had chlamydia twice, and this exactly looks like it. Its easily curable though. Or it can be gonorrhea. Either shes cheating or you are.
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>>721094482
Why does your girl talk like a coal burner?
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>>721094838
Lmfao im a female so im not a faggot for one and for two why dont you just write LOL instead of kek.. fucking corny ass nerd
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>>721094805
maybe if u didn't make my dick so fucking dirty this wouldn't be happening right now
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>>721094844
Imma drop them thangs upside your grill piece
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>>721094166
>>721094482
>>721094699

Question D:
>How often do you fuck men in the ass?
>A) I'm not gay!?!
>2) Once a week
>D) OP is gay by default
>4) I'm sucking cock right now and am insatiable

Circle the correct response
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>>721094962
You put it in my ASSHOLE what the fuck do you fucking expect . Youre abt just as fucking stupid as the other re re tards on this . Wtf
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>>721094552
504?
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>>721095000
I only fuck girls in the ass...
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>>721094965
Lmfao. Oouu you got me there bahahahaha . Goodnight faggot
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>>721095000
>>721095053


TRIPS!!

don't lie
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>>721095037
We droppin credit scores nigga?
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>>721095053
....mmmm still gayyyyy
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>>721091249
Medical Lab Scientist here. Looking at your lab results you might have a UTI or some sort of bacterial infection. The results lead to that type of diagnosis
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>>721095000
>>721095053
>>721095111

DOUBLE TRIPS!

Ass fucker (of men)
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>>721095111

trips for u too ;)

I didn't even realize that while posting... I'm so depressed about my dick right now it's not even entertaining
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>>721095165
>>721095165

This in now a GET thread
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>>721094943
Well you caught me red handed. I'm a nerd.
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>>721095119
Why yes.... yes we are. You've caught me.
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>>721094943
not op
kek is kekle
lol is stronger
in other words what the joke did was only slightly funny
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>>721091431
How does one properly prep for anal?
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>>721095524
Tell the bitch to wash/wipe her nasty dirtlocker
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>>721095499
I still dont understand so kudos to you
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>>721095524
>enemas
>bleach
>taking a shit
Literally anything to try and make sure there's no dookie left in there, you can't just go right into anal and expect no shit on your dick
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>>721095524

Eat Taco Bell
Stick finger in arsehole if needed as plug
Resist burning sensation
Wait 1-hour
Release in shower (will become gas chamber)
Wash with shampoo all over, then rinse with kerosene
Twerk nipples for you boyfriend!
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Looking at the urinalysis, you most likely have a bacterial infection. My suggestion would be to take antibiotics orally, usually cephalexin 250mg capsules or azithromycin 250mg tablets are good, for 2 weeks, once every 6 hours. Also drink coffee or green tea as well as cranberry juice or acidic fruit juices. Don't intake sugar as much as you can help. Drink about 84 oz of water a day at least, more if you weigh over 200 lbs. Take diuretic supplements if you don't use the restroom at least 3 times a day. Good luck anon, I'm here if you have questions.
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>>721095650
she was a champ at it for awhile with no issues, now she's failing miserably... And I'm disgusting so I always try to finish anyways. My dick is the end result :(
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>>721095499
Damn.... I'll start over then
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>>721095033
No hunny you or your boy are swapping stds back and forth. You can put things in your pooper in you KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING. But you don't that's ok. Maybe try da gewgle next time bby.
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>>721095734
Well grats OP, you done stuck your dick in so many bacteria and possible virus strains that you could have anything
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>>721092133
Let us inspect your butt hole, pic pls. Must make sure it's not your butt hole :)
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>>721091388
this for sure
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>>721095725
They gave me azithromycin last time... it cleared up and then came back when my antibiotics ran out. Then I was given something different and it went away. We have alot of 3 somes with other girls so right away we think of STD's but have been wrong every time so far
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>>721091249
>>So I fucked my gf in the ass a few days ago >>and now I have a yellowish green coming out >>of my dick hole

>>So I fucked my gf in the ass a few days ago
>>I fucked my gf in the ass a few days ago
>>fucked my gf in the ass
>>my gf in the ass
>>gf in the ass

their you go anon, theirs your problem

sodom and gomorrah was destroyed because they fucked in the ass

The people of Sodom:

Engaged in consensual homosexual acts

don't ya think god was telling them something?
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keep I up OP. nothing like that sweet sweet buttsex! your girl knows what I'm talking about. use gasoline, or Neosporin for lube. pound away
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>>721096221

we both enjoy it so we keep doing it... just sucks this happens and it's a bitch to get it to go away when it does happen
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>>721092726
Beauty.
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>>721091249
That's hot. You should show a doctor. I'm sure they'd be interested.

They could also fix it.
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>>721092726
Lol wizard of ooze
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>>721096145
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>>721095807
First of my commwnt you replied to was suppose to go to my bf the OP. . My bad . And no stds here. He has an infection from sticking it where it doesnt belong. Weve been tested and over n over the results are negative. Maybe ill get a yeast infection but obviously thts not a fucking std. Thanks for your concern tho
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>>721096111
WHat does your diet consist of and how much water do you drink per day? What about physical exercise?
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>>721091249
go and get some antibiotics stat
condoms are made for a reason dude, well, several actually...
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>>721095322
checked
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>>721096768
I kinda dehydrate myself but I'm working on that because I go to the gym now and started taking creatine again
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>>721096818
Doctor wanted to give me the shot but I declined because that shit hurts and it wasn't an STD last time so it wasn't enough... These results came in tonight so I have to wait til they open again before anything else can happen
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she wants it deleted but there's a pic of my dick in her ass
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No. No OP there will be no picture of my pussy or your dick in my ass . No
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that's normal mine does that constantly lol, don't worry about it
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Here's the ass I fucked... I'm sure u guys would fuck it too tho
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>>721091249
Hard to be sure just by the color. What does it taste like?
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shes bitching but her face isn't in it anyways
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If u guys are nice she'll probably post some tits
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>>721091249
I dont get it, im always fucking my wife up the ass, mostly because when i cum up there it makes her poop. I have never gotten infected with anything, married 10yrs now.

Maybe you just nasty?
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>>721097561

Never tried it and don't plan on it... Maybe I can talk gf into tasting it and reporting in, hahaha... She wouldn't, she thinks its gross
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GALLOPING KNOBROT GALLOPING KNOBROT GALLOPING KNOBROT
GALLOPING KNOBROT
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>>721097692

I always cum in it too... Even when she tells me not to do it. Not sure why this started happening and it's got me confused because we were going strong with it for awhile with no issues. Just keep it in mind because it can definitely happen
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just use rubbing alcohol as lube to kill any bacteria, prevents this nearly 100% of the time
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>>721091249
you have been cheated..
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>>721092275
>>721092275
Your dick looks carbonized
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>>721098017
ROFL girlfriend is flipping now because it came back... at least say something nice so she chills out
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>>721097464
Ew. Spots
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Can we get quads?
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>>721098017
Gross spots on ass
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>>721098017
Gross
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>>721098094
can't post the other for some reason kek, better lighting and an ass worth diddling
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>>721096111
>We have alot of 3 somes with other girls so right away we think of STD's but have been wrong every time so far
the other girl gave you something.

look, this is sex ed 101 shit dude. don't have unprotected sex with people you don't know well. don't have anal with someone who hasn't cleaned themselves out properly beforehand with an enema.

I recommend you stop having any kind of sex with anybody until this is cleared up for at least a couple months. in the meantime, go to your doctor, or go to planned parenthood before it all gets defunded and shut down, and ask someone there to teach you how to fuck safely.
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>>721092726
cringe
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>>721098094
She's fine. You have and UTI and need a micriobiologic culture done though.
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>>721098097
>>721098135
>>721098156
samefegging, shoo
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>>721098017
Nice ass, I'd fuck it, show us her butt hole
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>>721098094
this one had better lighting imo
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>>721098100
Roll
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>>721098286
U guys should see my phone gallery, 840 pics and videos
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>>721091249
>sticking your dick into the asshole where shit comes out
You deserve it I don't care hot your gf is the asshole is the asshole, their is a fucking hole designed for your dick right next to it why not just fuck that? I don't understand anal fags and I honestly blame porn for it no way a sane person who has never seen porn would just decide to fuck the ass one day,
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>>721098369
>into the asshole where shit comes out
is there any other asshole, anon?
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girl on girl videos, anal, cums shots on face, I have it all... She's a fun 1
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>>721098369

she actually enjoy's anal, wakes me up in the morning all cute and asking for it occasionally. You wouldn't even believe how wet she gets from it. I feel like I found the needle in the haystack
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>>721098369
u must have a very boring sex life, the dirtier the better.
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>>721098443
more like you put your needle in her infected haystack
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Doctor you idiot doctor.
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you have the gay

gg faggut
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I think I found a keeper, shes game for pretty much anything I want. Even shares her friends with me. I can't complain
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>>721098658

waiting on them to get back to me
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Like man really needed porn to think of sticking his dick in a hole.... god you're an idiot..
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>>721098718

couldn't agree more... See me I'm going to stick my dick anywhere it fits. And if it doesn't fit I'm still going to try. He needs to experiment more
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>>721096145
This
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>>721093469
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>>721091465
>>721091465
Medfag here.
Blood in urine- do you workout a lot?
Protein- kidney/bladder. Got any low back pain?

WBC-white blood cells. Again, possible urinary tract infection.

Any rash? Redness? Pain with urinating? Pain after ejaculation?
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>>721091249
This has happened to me before.

Go to the doctor and have him check you out and get some anti-biotics.

If you're LUCKY it's a UTI, but it's probably not. It's actually not that common for young, healthy men to get them.

It's more likely that what you have is a prostate infection (what I had). If untreated, it's possible to develop scar tissue in your prostate, leaving you with permanent damage to your sexual function.

I'm a little surprised you're not passing gleats and being brought to your knees whenever you urinate.
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-_- this is bullshit. So heres his fucking dick...
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>>721099323
it's soft tho, and its a creep shot haha
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>>721099323
Wash your asshole out, you filthy slut.
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>>721099323
want me to show them how I cum all over ur face?
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>>721091249
had klamydhia and i got some white/yellow drip.. might be that? always pee directly after anal and clean well.
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>>721091249
you have been cheated, faggot. ask your slut..
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>>721099190
Just started working out again like 5 days ago, no lower back, kidney, or bladder pain. No rash, redness, pain while urinating or ejaculation
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>>721099514

we are literally together 24/7, only time extra shit is happening is when we have 3 somes with other girls
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So i went to the doctor. He prescribed me some quints.
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*Squirts green fecal matter into thread
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Wahh now hes crying becuz i wanted to post stuoid pics of him with his soft dick or his ass. Wahh. Cry baby OP
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Needs more GET
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>>721099767

I didn't cry, I posted pics of my dick leaking... I don't care what u post, I'll just respond accordingly ;)
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Like no one is ganna save the dick pics he posted becuz his shit is broken. But of course even after my shit was deleted it came back becuz yall creepy ass fucks wanna go and save my shit. Fucking cool.
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>>721091249
You IDIOT, op, you dont fuck a girl in the asshole without a condom. It's a bacteria laden area with E. Coli and who knows what else. Much different flora than a vagina. Go see your doc for some treatment and use condoms with anal, dude
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Cheer up OP
Look at all these 9s
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I'm sure the doc will fix me soon... just sucks waiting
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Green puss
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>>721093350
Says the guy acting tough on the internet
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Marmalade
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>>721099814
No the fuck you wont . You are being a dick and you dont ever listen. I told you i didnt want my shit posted and atleast u could have let me pick 1 fucking pic becuz i knew other assholes like u were ganna tlk shit. Its fucking annoying and now some weirdo ass has my pics saved .. how nice. I dont care if this is anon. U cant keep anything to urself. In ur gf and i dont understand why youd want others seeing what is yours!!!!!!
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>>721099557
Trace blood is somewhat normal if someone starts working out harder than normal. Or works out too much.
The discharge may just be dead white blood cells and urine. But a basic multi-use anti-biotic should clear it up. Bactrim or something simple. May also be prostate build up, which is harmless but happens sometimes to a number of men at some point. But also, residual lubricant in the urethra causing painless inflammation could also be a culprit. White blood cells attacking a specific place tend to clump up after their life is over and cant be absorbed back into the blood stream and end up dying. Thus pimple whitehead puss, abcess puss, and something like this.
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>>721094482
You sound like a fucking idiot nigger, it's good thing you have a nice ass
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>>721100276
$92 not quite $100 but yes we eat great.... ihop b4 bed?
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>>721100117

I know what you mean about the workout, I've seen people have kidney issues from going too hard before. I definitely have some type of infection going on tho. I just need to wait on my doctors office to open today so I can call in.
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>>721100334
Might as well have been 100 with all the shit we do. And no im nt going to fucking ihop at 501am
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>>721095037
My nigga where you at? I'm over here in Metairie with all the only white people are.
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>>721099997
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>>721098349
>>721098286
This is a heavy ass bitch anon
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>>721100618
i'd hardly call her heavy
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I guess I'm going to sleep, GF is tired, its been a long day and I need to get up so I can take care of doctor shit in 3 hours when they open again. Wish me luck, I hope I don't need to have it amputated. Thanks for the advice. I'll update thread if it still exists when I get up. Maybe make a video of what comes out and get girlfriends reaction when I try to put it in her face, haha... night guys
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>>721100618
she weighs 110 and shes 5 foot even
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>>721100618
I'll talk to her and try posting a good body shot that she approves of in the AM
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>>721096145
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jewbus likes it in da pooper 2
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>>721100693
A mild antibiotic will clear that up even if it doesn't need medication. If you're in some shithole country that has expensive medication then I'd suggest just drinking lemon juice or apple juice. Should clear out any infection through urine. Good luck /b/ro. Smash that ass again for us and post vids next time, faggot.
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ok she's 118lbs now, I'm wrong.
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>>721100687
>>721100718
>>721100751
Her arm is the size of your torso fam she's pretty meaty
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>>721096734
hoe u prob the one given it to yo boy cause you didn't like it in the bootie so you be gettin some side dick with them jelly rolls
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>>721100870
She weighs more than 118 friendo but who knows you could like a hearty ones. Probably why you spend 100$ on food for 2 people at an ihop
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there ya go, and yes shes 118lbs
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>>721101025
it was $92 a Hibatchi restaurant including my drinks that I ordered. I guess u eat McDonalds
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>>721101066
>in b4 keks begin
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>>721101094

gf deleted again because we are on same network... I tried, goodnight
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here you go anons,
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Fuckimg annoying.... im by far fat and dont have to prove shit. Im pissed off hes posting the pics in the first place when i said no. Im fucking small 118 aint shit. N like i said i dont have to prove tht i aint fat becuz i know im fucking not.
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>>721101247
i gotchu fam
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>>721101173
I eat very rarely, I find I only eat when I'm actually hungry. And since I'm a privileged white guy with more money than your entire family I do occasionally get me done nuggies from McDonald's
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>>721101277
>>721101308

good lookin, lol... now I'm gonna go b4 I have to hear her complain more
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>>721101335
you look like a mexican mike tyson fucking a girl 25 years younger than him
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>>721101419
nah, I'm 12 years older.... it's legal.
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>>721101457
That's digusting.
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>>721101457
MODS, HE SAID SHES 12 YEARS OLD
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I am deff not 12.... havent been 12 for 8 years. But hey thanks for the compliment
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>>721098017
Ass pimples, fucking gross unclean bitch. No wonder you got dick rot.
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Some of you prolly wish i was fucking 12.....
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>>721101715
I can easily bet your ass isn't as "clean" as you're suggesting it is, free of pimples and "spots"
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>>721101666
does this mean shes 8?
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>>721101811
Ignore these faggots. They've been watching porn for so long they don't know what real chicks asses look like. I'd slam it. OP you're a lucky cunt.
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>>721101715
A pimple is a pimple? Im sure you get them too. Im the cleanest bitch ive ever met. My pussy dont smell like anything and my man will back me up on tht. Almost every girl ive fucked with had some kind of smell but not i. And again i dont have to prove shit to you random ass weridos on fucking 4chan
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>>721101741
Tbh your age doesn't change the fact that you're unclean and overweight. Let's not forget you're with someone a lot older than yourself and he's a minority. So either you're extremely fucking ugly or you're a disgusting coal burner that can only get dark skins.
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>>721101811
As a trap my ass is 100% smooth and shiny, unlike your gf nasty streetwalker lookin ass. Enjoy your dick puss
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>>721101865
shes 8, bro
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>>721096111
Wow you vape, you're gay AND fat...
>nicotine vapor production user
>Bmi of 29
>high risk sexual practices
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>>721101891
y'all responding to me like I'm the OP and getting dickhurt with the responses kek
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>>721101873
The fact that you two are so mad is a clean cut example of projecting, face it you got a dirty ass, thats why your mans dick is leaking literal fucking puss. That or one of you is cheating, STDs dont just create themselves in your asshole.
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>>721101941
Post ass then cunt
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>>721102030
can you not read, you mongoloid? i'm neither op nor the gf, go fuck your bad dragon set
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>>721098017
I love me some pizza
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>>721091388
clamydhia or gonorrhea for sure

nothing to worry about OP, the medics will give you an ultra strong antibiotic and the thing will be gone in less than 2 days, besides that, maybe shes cheating on you
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>>721102195
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>>721102135
I can read, I wanna see your ass faggot
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>>721095322
apparently it is, checked m8
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>>721101873
You sound like you might be the sort of person who has trouble with childproof bottles.
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>>721095524

sticking a street lamp up your ass.

then shouting in public "I'M GAY !!"
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>>721091431

c'mon, I can't have her taking a dump before getting analysed.
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>>721091714

OP here.
OK, I'll take my Optical Tweezers and Optical Cutter.
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