ITT: We post the Playboy cover for our birth month and year.

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pretty good

>>721076486

Hold on mr. fbi man, of course I'll tell you my birth month and year. One sec.

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1977 checking in.

>>721076486
Mine is in Black and White, and carved on Granite... Fucking kids. You get all the shaved pussy. I have to keep fucking Grandma with the lights out. fml.

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>>721076622

won't post the image to be safe, but I got pam anderson when she was hot

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>>721076486
Eh

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snoop doggy dog

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>>721076486

>>721076666

Quads. Nice.

Seriously, though. If you aren't trolling, and are seriously concerned about people in this thread knowing your birth month and year, man, you must spend a lot of time worrying about pointless shit, dude!

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Rip

not even going to post mine, it's fkn horrible

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>>721076486
i think i win so far

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>>721076486
>oldfag coming through

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oldfag checking in

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>>721076486
>james bond
>donald trump

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i'm old

>>721076949
>may 2003

enjoy your ban, also go to bed you have school tomorrow

>>721076865
I think I had this one in 1996

>>721076894

Lol, totally, bro! Like who has time to worry about annonymity being comprimised, rite? Lets all see who has the highest last four digits of their social securiry number, dudes! That'll be super cool!

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>>721076486

>>721076949

Under age ban! ;-)

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The old days...

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Surprised I'm not the oldest one here, after seeing all these 90s issues >.<

>>721077090
Yep
October of 96

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love me some sally field

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beat this

>>721077103
Noice

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>>721077103

FUCKING MAGA PRAISE KEK

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OJ's Other woman lel

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July 1985

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>>721076888
checked grandpa

>>721077203
Fuck, I had this one too. See, kids, this is how we fapped before the internet.

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Just fuck my shit up

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Well that is disappointing

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I was born to be cucked

>>721077194
This is like winning the playboy zodiac jackpot.

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I can live with this. It's so fitting.

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>>721076486
Heh

>>721077222
>gets quads
>born the same year & month
July '85 master race confirmed.

>>721076486
Same as OP.
you must be a faggot.

>>721077524
Those are trips

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Yep

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Yeah, well...

>>721077056
same

>>721077089
>>721077109
like moot is reading this shittreat

unlrealated to thread but if dubs I will go to the pub and consume alcohol tonight.

>>721076831
mine

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July 78

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Meh

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I'm so old

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>>721077600
>be too stoned to properly identify trips
fml...

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could be worse.

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The American one is shit, so here is the French

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>>721076486

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Ancient Faggot Confirmed.

You kids need to go fetch me a beer, and tell grandma I need mah colostomy bag changed...

I'd kek, but it would probably throw out mah lumbago...

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>>721076486

>>721077926

The panties are certainly a bit dated, but there's nothing wrong with that ass!

If you are under 50 and saying "I'm so old", kindly STFU.

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>>721076831
Damn beat me to it

>>721076486
>1991
Mah nigga

>>721078018
Thank you. Fucking kids. Their peckers still work, so they ain't old... :-D

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>>721076486

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Not bad at all.

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>>721076486

oldfag here :(

>>721078277
one month after me...nice!

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buncha whipper snappers

>>721077878
You bring great shame to the month of July

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>>721076486
nope

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>>721078018
>>721078169

April 1965. Yes, that makes me 51. I that qualifies for oldfag status. :-\

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>>721076486
its good, at making me feel old.

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>>721076486

Laaaame

Who's up for trying to find the hidden bunny on every cover posted?

>>721077008
Mine

>>721078490
>>721078361
Damn I was hoping I would be the old fart.

>>721078549
Damn, I forgot about that easter egg

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Glad to see I'm not the oldest faggot here tonight.

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Could be worse

>>721078621
I blew so many nuts to that issue

>>721076486
>>721076831
>>721077159
Best ones

Fucking hell, you 50-year-old geezers should have better things to do than browse /b/, for real. How do you even figure the internet out, my dad still has some trouble.

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April 1987.

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>>721076486

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>>721076486
eh

>>721078621
mmmm Jenny McCarthy before she lost her shit

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Yeah, I know ... Older 'n dirt.

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August, 1984

I'm old as fug

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>>721076486

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>>721076486
Mines pretty weak, but good job on a half way original thread idea...

>>721078726
Buddy, I was using CP/M before you were born. Who do you think contributed to the development of the industry?

>>721078812
You're my grandpa's age.

>>721078744
>>721078825
bruh

>>721077203
High five

>>721078726
Your little brother told us how to Internets while we were finger-banging your mom. That's how.

>>721078935
How do you know I'm not he?

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Aw yeah, cop cosplay.

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>>721076486
>gross

This thread is great. I always assumed I was surrounded by a bunch of 20-year-olds on here.

>>721077663
>moot
>browsing /b/ in 2017

>>721079097
He could'a BEEN your Grandpa, except your Grandma didn't have change for a $5 bill...

kek

>>721077133
Ikr >.<

>>721079146
Nah, us old fags like looking at the shaved beavers on here, and arguing with autistic snowflakes.
((are they still called "beavers" if they have no hair??))

>>721078934
I agree, the part about the internet was a joke, but not many people in their 50's keep up to date, and just because someone used to code in pascal or whatever 30 years ago doesn't mean they know any of the new shit.
>>721079033
hue hue
Go fix your dentures before they fall out. Bet you wish your dick still worked.

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>>721076486
>June 1986
Damn I got the athletic one.

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1982...

>>721076990
Same here bro

>>721079134
I had her on Nov 1991 as well. Fucking ass.

>>721077968
1958? Wew lad

>>721078812
there there... there there...

>>721079366
How was life during the Civil War?

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>>721076486
WTF?

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>>721076486
Meh. Oldfag here (in age and time on /b/).

I have the worst one in the whole fucking thread. I was hoping some hot throwback to how women looked when I was a kid and I get this shit...

>>721079366
Ah, look it's an Anon from a time with Class and Style...

You a suave motherfucker I bet?

>>721077956
>>721078265
My nigs

>>721078032
Wait a sec aren't you underage by days

>>721079119
>>721079229
Noice

>>721079480
kek. Yes. I do wish it still worked. Take a good look, young'un. This is your future... :-D
Thank god for viagree. Grandma has to beg me to climb off after 100mg...

same

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August 1980

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Hi, I'm "new".

>>721079497

That's some 80s "big hair" right there!

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Hustler always better

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Pretty basic tbh

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eh, not the greatest

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>>721079756
Centerfold August 1980

>>721079555
I know. Sux. I was born 40 years too soon. Whenever I send a nude selfie to a hot girl on Kik, the cops wind up at my door... fml...

>>721079575
Win and a half right there, Cone Heads was a classic

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>>721076486

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20th century

>>721078618
You're still a faggot though

>>721079888
>Whenever I send a nude selfie to a hot girl on Kik, the cops wind up at my door.

I actually laughed out loud at that!

>>721079888
Nice trips to my trips
Hey atleast you've witnessed more history

>>721076888
only guy here older than me. And I'm not posting mine, it's probably the stupidest fucking cover ever on the magazine. It's a fucking rabbit in a leisure suit.

>>721079651
Yo, whatup my nignog

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its aight

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Twins!

>>721076486
HOLY SHIT I remember that issue. god damn im fucking old.

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>>721076486
here ya go ,,

>>721079661
Well today's the 1st. 2nd if you're East.
That cover's mine too actually

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may 1995.. not bad, not anything worthy of me

>>721080162
Still though.

>>721079975
Who knew so many 12 year old girls have Kik??

:-D

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Who are these people?

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Holy fuck i have actually met Elle Macpherson.

>>721080250
God damn, you're either trying too hard, or you're actually ancient, who the fuck does smileys this way ?

>>721078621
>>721080213

Heh, owned both of these. Not the first ones I bought, but close. Still have the second one somewhere.

>>721080312
the judds before they got fat

>>721080213
my nigga, but meh it's such a dumb cover ayy, didnt bother posting it

>>721080324
holy fuck you gotta be jokin lol

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>>721076486

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meh

>>721080312
Kid, if you don't know, it's your fucking loss.

I blew way too many young loads to a younger, hotter Shannon Tweed.

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A redhead with big tits. It all makes sense now...

>>721080324
>feb 2005
go to bed kid

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good old pam

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posting cause no one else has but it's pretty shit tbh

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Meh

>>721079334
same

>>721077968
POST SELFIE WITH TIMESTAMP OR CONFIRMED 12 YR OLD TRYHARD

>>721080250
True story: AOL 1.0 - I was confused for weeks by people doing this: ;-)

Finally, someone explained it to me. Then I had to learn what "kek" was, and "lulz".

At least an Ancient Fag is trying to stay current. Now tell your grandma to come blow me like the old days...

;-)

>>721080471
Underage