ITT: We post the Playboy cover for our birth month and year.
Is yours any good?
Seriously, though. If you aren't trolling, and are seriously concerned about people in this thread knowing your birth month and year, man, you must spend a lot of time worrying about pointless shit, dude!
>oldfag coming through
Lol, totally, bro! Like who has time to worry about annonymity being comprimised, rite? Lets all see who has the highest last four digits of their social securiry number, dudes! That'll be super cool!
Surprised I'm not the oldest one here, after seeing all these 90s issues >.<
FUCKING MAGA PRAISE KEK
I can live with this. It's so fitting.
>be too stoned to properly identify trips
Ancient Faggot Confirmed.
You kids need to go fetch me a beer, and tell grandma I need mah colostomy bag changed...
I'd kek, but it would probably throw out mah lumbago...
April 1965. Yes, that makes me 51. I that qualifies for oldfag status. :-\
its good, at making me feel old.
Glad to see I'm not the oldest faggot here tonight.
Mines pretty weak, but good job on a half way original thread idea...
I agree, the part about the internet was a joke, but not many people in their 50's keep up to date, and just because someone used to code in pascal or whatever 30 years ago doesn't mean they know any of the new shit.
Go fix your dentures before they fall out. Bet you wish your dick still worked.
Damn I got the athletic one.
Meh. Oldfag here (in age and time on /b/).
I have the worst one in the whole fucking thread. I was hoping some hot throwback to how women looked when I was a kid and I get this shit...
A redhead with big tits. It all makes sense now...
posting cause no one else has but it's pretty shit tbh
True story: AOL 1.0 - I was confused for weeks by people doing this: ;-)
Finally, someone explained it to me. Then I had to learn what "kek" was, and "lulz".
At least an Ancient Fag is trying to stay current. Now tell your grandma to come blow me like the old days...