God-tier presidents thread
For me, it's God Emperor Donald J Trump, best president of all time.
everyone else is a pussy by comparison
He is for women’s rights. Obama’s very first executive action as President was to sign the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act, a bill specifically designed to annihilate wage discrimination barriers for women. He also fully funded the Violence Against Women Act, which addresses the criminality of sexual assault and domestic violence and provides women with the services needed to overcome such atrocities. President Obama nominated two women to the Supreme Court, including the first Latina justice in American history. Furthermore, Obama has taken exceptional measures to secure grant money for women business owners and get them a fair shake from the Small Business Association.
It is so sad how the Democrat-educational complex has worked to brainwash kids into thinking Jimmy Carter was a good president and Ronald Reagan was a bad one. For you kids, becoming "woke" will involve realizing how much of your "education" has been Marxism disguised as fact.
you ended this thread before it even got started
Who else was gonna keep the banks in line?
Who else would challenge a ma'fucker to a pistol duel?
No one else. Only Jackson.
You know, sure, we elected carter as an anti-Nixon, which he most certainly was, and sure by the end of carters presidency he was no longer what we wanted at all, but honestly, given the downward slide of nightmare administrations ever since, in hindsight, his presidency looks like a highlight among presidencies.
>but he didn't do anything
Just remember, next time you plead the 5th...
there wouldn't be a 5th without Jefferson.
Gotta put in a word for old Tricky Dick Nixon. Corrupt as hell but he got shit done, much of it to everyone's benefit. Not my favorite president but definitely one of the better Republicans in recent times in terms of efficacy and progress.
>Violence Against Women Act
Maybe he wasn't so bad. I think Trump can really help us progress with our violence towards women over the next 8 years.
>thought the gold standard was a good idea
>turned southern states into gold mining camps and displaced natives
This man deserves to be hung by the neck with a spiked noose.
Fuck you for thinking any different.
OMG HOW CAN YOU TRUMPANZEE RIGHT WINGERS BE SO WRONG!? People of Islam (Muslim is offensive) are some of the most peaceful people in the world. Cisgender Euro-Christian colonists are the ones who should be punished for inflicting the world with their western hipocracy and dangerous thinking. In college, Where I went to like a NORMAL PERSON, I realized that my gender was not based off what I had between my legs but how I feel, that's what led me to realize that I was transgendered. Did you know that the state of Iran PAYS FOR SEX CHANGES? How can our so called "PRESIDIDN'T WIN THE POPULAR VOTE" not pay for this. I literally cannot even deal with this pressure right now. I'm headed back to tumblr where people are open minded unlike this cesspool
>tfw laws based on christian beliefs are already dictating how i live my life in this country
this is how you spot fanatics. he's barely done anything but anger people, and make his supporters cum their pants. and you don't know the outcome of his policies until it's over. yet you treat it as if you know what the future will hold. i call bullshit. all you know is that he's stirring some shit up, but you don't know what.
YOU ARE LITERALLY SO RIGHT OMG PLS TELL ME HOW YOU ARE SO FUCKING WISE
Ok, lets see if you feel the same way if I go to your house, shoot you in the leg, cut your hair shorter than you like it, rape your wife and kids in front of you, smash your children against a wall until dead when I'm done raping them, and then put you and your cumhole wife our of your misery.
Then maybe you'll understand why the natives tried to scalp your great great great great great grandaddy.
Kek. Go to Australia and see the Abos. Or stay in the US and go to any of the reservations. They are just niggers with less melanin and higher alcoholism rates.
Trolled everyone by freeing the niggers.
how fucking wise do you have to be to understand "for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction"? its very basic shit. theres a reason why diplomatic actions take months to finalize, because it gives EVERYONE involved a chance to assess the potential outcomes and come up with viable solutions when those happen.
passing laws overnight doesn't give anyone a chance to analyze them OR their affects on the economy/foreign relations. so yeah, its pretty fucking safe to say that we have no idea what the future holds for us. hes leaping before hes thinking. if he thinks at all.
how is this not /b/'s favorite??? you're all out /pol/ up in here, yet /b/ill is the only one who represents the spirit of /b/.
runner up for worst we have ever had
You do realize practically ALL the founding fathers had slaves right?
This guy. The worst one I would probably have to say is Buchanan.
Drunk.... failure..... hero.
Here's a pitty (you)
Its because Europe was tightly pressed together and constant force of being together shared ideas and innovations faster than societies in tribes that were spaced far apart and stagnated.
You know why Asians are the smartest? They're always pushed together so by the time one knows something, everyone knows something.
Race superiority is not because of evolution, its because of where you live, what supplies you're given, and how much you can spread ideas in a group.
I agree with this though most people only know him by watergate and how the hippies didn't like him (who happen to be running everything right now).
Give it another 100 years and academics will place him correctly among the greater Presidents.
>the white man could handle the fucking industrial revolution and it didnt spark the fucking civil war
hilarious logic. this election wouldn't have turned out the way it did if any of you faggots even had a 7th graders understanding of history.
Literally the bringer of Neo-Liberalism which has destroyed the world economy. Only retards and billionaires like him.
Trumpfags still think profit is everyones top priority right now. When push comes to shove, no one will want to buy what we're selling. Even if its worth millions. There'll be no fucking point, because they'll all be united AGAINST Trump and his policies. Why buy something you can just fucking take once he ruins it with his shit tier decisions?
>Implying it was a good thing
End your own life, kthnx
It's not hard to anger liberals. They get angry a lot - can't be helped - can be ignored. Roughly half of the vote also went to Trump and he's doing exactly what he told that half he would do if elected - that half isn't upset at all.
Perspective my friend - you need it.
Your understanding of FDR has been warped by communist brainwashing. He made the Depression worse with his statist policies. Probably the worst president of the 20th century if it weren't for the war.
Blacks don't just commit drug crimes. They commit most of the crimes. They're not even humans anyway so not wrong to cage them at all. The crime rate among them is proof among many they're not even the same species.
>samefagging this hard
If its something everybody knows, why the fuck did I have to repeat it here? Its SO basic, everyone knows it yet everyone forgets it and starts shitposting and calling it sarcasm afterwards? That's what you're going with here?
sorry, i should've posted a triggerwarning. i forgot how sensitive you guys are.
>I realized that my gender was not based off what I had between my legs but how I feel
A few were. Most were poor as fuck, completely uneducated and living in filth in indentured servitude or serfdom.
Comparing the average 1400s European life to 1400s North Americans life and the euros weren't very far ahead technologically at all. Socially and ethically much further behind.
Easy to see superiority comparing 2016 murricanese to 1400s murricans. Not so easy when you look at the whole picture.
again, you don't know the result within two weeks. it's not until his presidency is over until you can rationally judge the result. you won't celebrate victory before the game has started just because your favorite player entered the field. that would be irrational.
But the perspective that "people are upset" just because a few jobless rent-a-mob types and a handful of democrat politicians are shedding tears in front of cameras doesn't mean "all Trump is doing is upsetting people."
Again, a lot of people voted for Trump. They aren't upset. Why isn't the headline "Trump pleases millions?"
Most people don't give a shit about the staged protests. Most people are not upset. If you're reading something that gives you that impression - consider the fact that the author is either retarded or misleading you. I'd bet the former in most cases.
The U.S. probably should be at very least 10 different idependent countries. Cut it lengthwise to split the north from the south, carve the coasts off, the middle into thirds, and you have completely distinct different and incompatible cultures derived from environments, industries, and ethnic backgrounds that have no fucking business being in the same country.
The great native tribes east of the Rockies all came together briefly in the 1000s-1100s to unite the nation in large scale agriculture and trade, creating the biggest civilization in the world at the time. Didn't hold together for the same reason. You can't effectively apply a singular vision and law of the land over such inherently different regions. One regions utopia will never be another's idea of utopia. Same thing every colonial empire realized before they fell.
Europoors hating on USA on a American website with American computers on the American invented Internet watching an American made game From a country that was liberated and protected by America
> now your getting pissed on by muslims, spics, nigs and jews.
Dirty bastards! Piss and shite in the toilet or at least dig a hole. I mean cats fucking do it why cant you guys.
i don't think you can blame liberals for china saying war against the usa has become a real possibility. trump is upsetting pretty much everyone except erdogan, putin, kim jong un, and duerte.
it's smart to look further than the tip of your own nose.
>because everyone loves trump and disliking him is impossible
There is something to be said for a president who successfully makes it all the way through his presidency without actively poking his dick into everything and fucking everything up.
>But the Arabs cranked up the gas prices and cut supply on us as a big Fuck You for the US spending decades supporting Israel and the CIA destabilizing their countries into Islamic radicalism.
Well, yeah. Probably shouldn't have done that in the first place huh. And as we know now, that little "Fuck You" was pretty small fucking potatoes as far as consequences of all that go.
..the problem here is that hes pissing off EVERYONE except
muslim fundamentalist accused of being too extreme by his OWN constituents (the ones that tried to stage a coup on his ass last year)
a fucking dictator that has the bloods of thousands of ukrainians on his hands
>Kim Jong Un
a communist that keeps his country on lockdown while his citizens starve to death in the streets
I'm sorry to say I don't know much about politics in the Phillipines.
But essentially-- Trumps pissing off EVERYONE except the totalitarian dictators of the world. That HAS to start saying something to somebody at some point. For fucks sake.
It is a good idea.
They will have to have a well-rounded functioning economy and trade like everyone else, and not be the bunch of goddamn flstlander hayseeds they are now. I fucking hate nebraska, those cunts.
>implying ukrainians are actually people
I know, my step father is one
By that reasoning, 2nd best president ever
Yeah I'm curious to hear his explanation too, You hear Dan Carlins new Hardcore History episode on the Cuban Missile Crisis? 6hr epic. Holy shit.
JFK fucked up a couple times there, no doubt, but what a fucking insane minefield of a situation that was, between all involved parties trying to wrestle power toward nuclear war, & the very different public & private negotiations and war gaming going on between each. Fucking crazy.
Camacho, porn star and five-time ultimate smackdown wrestling champion!!!! A great man, a great american. He will serve up a can of whoop ass if you cross him. He will stomp your ass if you don't!
Where the LBJ fans at?
Great Society is GOAT fam
While technically true, I don't like it. Therefore, Americans invented computers. And flight. And airplanes. And jets. And rockets. And the moon. And we did it all without faggy liberal science.
You can't prove otherwise. You have fake facts.
This. The context of these presidencies determines their efficacy overall, but jesus christ what a shit show that was. And most of the bullshit he had to wade through was simply Republicans lame-ducking most of his ideas. And then eventually killing him when he refused to play ball like that.
"Why are you still wearing those blood soaked clothes, Jackie O?"
"I want them to see what they did".
He put the plebs to work, and built the great national parks I got to enjoy a few times before grand emporor trump sold them off to mining and resource extraction companies to destroy for a quick buck. It's been nice knowin ya, North America.
Giving people "the blow jobs"
Except estabish literally EVERYTHING a president's supposed to do, including stepping down from power peacefully (something that was virtually unprecedented in all of human history before that).
Also since he was childless, he couldn't turn the government over to his kids and turn America into a monarchy, which is what everyone feared the most at the time.
The last real republican. Protected the land, workers, and firearms. That man is what real conservative republicans are.
I'd like to see that too. I live between three northern tribes and those guys are fucking not just strong, but tough as fuckin iron. As a general rule, one does well to avoid fucking with native dudes. Anyway they're usually pretty chill so there's no reason to do so anyway.
I know a guy who came inside of JFK. He has a prolapse.
An imbecilic caricature of a romantic idea concurred from Boy Scout magazines and western novellas, while not knowing shit about how anything works and leaving it all to a cabinet who barely tolerates your incompetence to try to sort out?
The fuck you on about.
>stepping down from power peacefully
That's easy as fuck to do when you NEVER wanted to be President in the first place, you autist. He was a glorified General at best.
Thats easy as fuck when its a brand new government structure, you autist. The first President is the first President to do a bunch of shit. Including shitting at the White House. Want to put that on his resume too?
Because everyone who criticizes Trump is a liberal, correct? Trump's followers are no different from the assholes of the Obama Defense Force during 2008. You both resort to name calling as your arguements are weak as you regurgitate nonsense from people with agendas, such as liberal arts professors who hate themselves, or known fear mongerers like Alex Jones who was infamous for his Y2K gibberish. It's amazing how people eat his shit up these days. He's like the Amazing Atheist of politics as he somehow gained a following.
The only difference between you fags are the words you use. Back then it was "conservative" now it's "liberal." Before it was "racist" now it's "SJW." Before it was Colbert, and now it's Jones. A nation's government is representative of its people. The only reason why we end up with trash like Trump, Hilary, Obama and W is because Americans would prefer to prove the other side wrong and flip-flop if they're on the losing team. They care more about that than trying to actively improve the nation.
I'm excited to see the events that lead up to 2020. Trump's firing excutive orders at a very fast pace and without consulting a huge portion of Republicans. Shit's going to get real fun once the effects of Trump's orders begin to take place.
Oh, best pres is Eisenhower.
Nuh uh, he was a total badass. He even laid in a field of grass and led a small group using only black powder. They cleared the way for the "real military" to come in.
He wisely went on to speak after taking a bullet. He doesn't bow to pussies, and knows the ways of football.
He hunts exotic animals and women woth his moustache.
>boy scouts are to veberate and honor him you hethen
Yeh, prob was Eisenhower.
I was going to side with the Jefferson camp, in spite of his being an unrepentant slaveowner, slavebanger, and increasingly ardent racist near the end, until I remembered reading a couple books on him that actually talked about his presidency, which was a disaster. He was a great statesman and founding father, but a pretty bad and rightly unpopular president. Oh well, can't win em all.
Bitch, the Inidans didnt even have the wheel.
THE FUCKING WHEEL.
in the 1400s. They didn't even have it by the time that the white-man showed up with Boom-Sticks and Firewater (in exchange for land) that they could use to kill each other.Also while ignoring their fellows dying of shingles or some shit.
>1. George Washington
Motherfucking Washington, may not have been the First American, but was most definitely the best.
>2. Andrew Jackson
Trail of Tears didn't even happen during his presidency, Slew the bank, and the whole story of the Nullification crisis is legit hilarious. Also, his fucking parrot was taught to curse and he was sent cheese for no fucking reason.
>3. Thomas Jefferson
Im a libertarian, the man is essentially my political grandfather.
>4. Theodore Roosevelt
>5. Calvin Coolidge
>Oh boy, I'm president now.
>Wait, the countries working fine.
>okay, let's change nothing.
Proceeds to aggressively do nothing for his entire presidency, and forced the rest of the government to do the same. God Bless this beautiful man.
Red team vs blue team politics. Its tearing this country apart. No one cares about the issues anymore, they only care about loyalty to their team. When someone disagrees with you, attack them personally and not their ideas. Its easier than actually contributing anything of value to a political discussion.
Washington never shit in the White House. That was Adams.
The White House wasn't built when Washington was president.
And go look at what usually happens when a new country is formed and places a general in charge, even today. Back then a peaceful transition of power only happened when the guy in charge died. It's no stretch at all to say that Washington changed everything.
No I meant patrick.
He was so great that his assistant couldn't contain the residual, and promptly got stuck in his bathroom while letting it all out.
Veberate to the prostate. 2 miles at a heading 43 degrees north of west, and digitally explore some mud caverns. Some cdar scented lard will be necessary to not endanger the wildlife
Bitch yourself, I studied pre-colonial North American history for 6 years.
Not only are you wrong about the fucking wheel, but all the other usual shit I see you kids post on here too. And I'm not in the mood to write pages of shit about it at this point. the hreads almost done anyway
He also did a pythagorean proof with two languages at the same time with one cup
>If you can't taste how nig his greatness is by now, you will never be a boy scout, Republiccan, or Americlan
Well shit I'm not native at all, but the very fucking least any American who claims to love this country can do is take a genuine interest in its history, which is 99% native cultures doing the hard work of settling and taming & working the land to thrive on it. There's a ton of really amazing history to dig into all around us.
Too bad it's not taught til people get to grad school.
The pay gap has been completely debunked. The 77 cents statistic doesn't factor differences in occupation, education level, and hours worked between men and women. It's an extremely dishonest, BS talking point.
Did Obummer give small business a "fair shake" when he heavily increased burdens on them with the complete failure that is Obamacare? Whatever "recovery" we had immediately stalled after it was passed in 2010.