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40 yo virgin cause of small dick ,lost hope for life what do.

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40 yo virgin cause of small dick ,lost hope for life what do.
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how do they know you have a small dick?
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>>721050526
what powers do u posses when did u start to feel them?
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probs virgin cause they can tell ur a hick trump supporter
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consider suicide, lil dick wizard
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>>721050526
I think this was meant to bash on white dicklets
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>>721050526
>Make America great again

kys fucktard
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lose some fuckin weight you fuckin hambeast. Can't expect someone to hop on your cock if you're a fat fuckin pig. Plus, extra weight hides dick. A morbidly obese fuckin whale such as yourself would probably gain a little if you'd not eat like shit and go to the fuckin gym. doubt you will though, judging by that hat you're probably a fuckin meninist bitch that screeches about how women shouldn't care about looks and weight and should be your slave.

If you wanna solve your problems either get in shape, develop halfway fuckin decent hygiene, stop being a fuckin basementdweller and get a grip on reality, or kill yourself you fucking cuck. Your choice. Live stream it and do it with gasoline preferably.
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17" is pretty fucking huge.
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>Trump Hat
>Communist cm measuring tape

wat
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>>721053747
It's 17meters you dumb fuck! he is like a human sperm whale!
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>>721053747
maybe above average technically but idk about huge. I'm 20 cm and I wouldn't call myself huge
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>>721054036
hahahahahahaha
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>>721054289
What the ever living fuck is a "cm"?
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>>721054289
im half of that. its still good
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>>721054289
hehe
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stop posting this shit
no one cared before
and still no one give a fuck
kys already
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>>721054394
sorry. about 7.5 inches
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>>721054394
centimeter
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>>721054036
CENTImeters, you imperial cunt
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>>721054626
i watched that movie, it was good.
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>>721050526
So you have a metric ruler and a Trump hat... what?
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>>721050526

What kind of retarded measuring tape are you using?

>cause of small dick
How does your dick size even come into play before you get the girl naked in your bed?

This is bait right? Did I just get baited?
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>>721055274
i have no friends no money no job depressed for years dont go out and everything cause of my small dick, even if i somehow meet a girl where is the point i have to have sex and its so small its not even visible when soft (all hidden inside body) bought penis enlargment tools to stretch the dick out
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>>721055274
OP here- I walk around with my dick out
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>>721055526
It's probably not your cock, it's the Parkinsons.
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I think that "Make America Great Again" hat says it all.. kill yourself, republicans are as worthless as roaches.
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>>721055687
And yet, they're in charge. Does that hurt your fee-fee's?
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>>721055687
if god emperor trump can get hot chicks and melania even though they say he has asmall dick maybe there is hope for me
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Is this good enough?
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Suicide is badass
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>>721053747
But the measurement starts at 5
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you're way too worried. you've got enough to please most broads if you get a little more confidence. don't fuckin worry about it so much. all the problems you think you have are imagined.
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>>721055913
Measure it from the top ya dingus. And you all need to stop death gripping your dick
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>>721055913
Why are you measuring from your taint.

I've always measured the practical amount, that can actually get in the woman. It's still 7
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>>721050526
>small dick
>Trump supporter
Well things seem to make sense. Not sure why you're surprised
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>>721050526
Guys saying "I'm still virgin because I got a small dick" is like saying "I cant kill this deer because I have a small mag". Unless your gear is smaller than a toothpick she won't turn you off after getting naked, I mean lesbians got game too, your dick is not the issue if you're virgin.
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>>721056269
Excuse me, WHO is "president" now?
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>>721056237
Measuring that way because everybody ever has measured it that way
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>>721056512
Steve Bannon
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>>721056642
Naw, measure the actual dick. When you tell some gutter slut you've got a 7 inch dick, and only 4 penetrates her, she's going to be awfully upset.
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>>721056197 I am measuring it from the top, just in inches. Wasn't gripping it hard, just enough to make it straighter
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>>721056512
not my president
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>>721055862
Yeah if you're a fucking billionaire.
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>>721056775
I mean stand up and put it on top of your dick. That's how to properly measure it
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>>721056512
And WHO has just as small a dick as OP, if not smaller?
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>>721056723
I get what you're saying but 4 is an over-exaggeration. By the way, I don't think any girl is going to take the time to measure my dick. 7 is 7.
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>>721050526
your tape measuring starts at 5?
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>>721057034
Don't lie to yourself. Measure it correctly and don't touch it at all with your hands
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>>721050526
take it up the ass
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>>721056832
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>>721057141
Not lying. Just happen to have a weird dick
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>>721057314
Not a citizen so he is not my president. Fuck him
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>>721052763
Woah woah, relax bro
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>>721057551
Then, as a foreigner, we don't care WHAT your opinion is.
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>>721050526
>drumpftards have small dicks
It all makes sense now
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>>721050526
>make america great again hat
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>>721055913
I know this is all bait, but what the hell.

Anon, you don't have a tiny dick. Stop that shit right now. Don't keep letting your life suck because you're not a porn star with a freakishly large cock. I'm barely over 6 inches and its sometimes too much for some girls. Not every chick out there is a skank with a enormous cunt to fill. Some bitches have small vaginas.
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>>721057551
filthy nigger mudslime detected go fuck a goat
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>>721054394
Those who answered should leave forever and die.
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>>721058272
And most of those bitches are under 18 though
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>>721055526
Of course you're a Trump supporter...
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>>721057734
>>721058296
family is from Belize. I am not a fucking muslim you faggot
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Shave your pubes .that would makes it look bigger
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>>721050526
17 cm isn't too small
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even with a 7 inch thick dick you're going to do more in 15 minutes with your tongue than an hour of your dick faggot. Quit making excuses, you're fucking 40, start living your life or just roll over fuckwad. Get some help.
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You've been visited by the Thread Digger Nigger
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i want to kill myself i have no reason anymore, but now that we finally have a great president like trump i want to stick around to see how he saves america and the whole world. he is truly the send from god. Make america great again
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>>721058556
you're a fucking retard who knows nothing about pussy.
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>>721061383
lose weight you piece of shit, stop making excuses. your dick will look bigger when you lose that fucking gunt. You're going to have more energy and have more confidence. Get a good job, if there isn't one in your area. move. Stop waiting for someone to set you free and do it yourself. This life owes you nothing and you're already getting old as fuck. Get your shit in check or die alone and sad. We get this one small glimpse at this wonderful universe, embrace it, it's not too late for you. Take diet and exercise seriously, work hard at getting a skill that is worth a fucking damn. You can learn everything you need to program on the internet, start with Java. In 6 months with dedication you can be ready for a job that can be literally any industry you want. You don't need a piece of paper from a University or College, programming is either you fucking know it, or you dont, there is no pretending, make a project worth showing and use that as your resume to open the door, they'll know if you're full of shit or not in the interview.
Don't want to program? Pick up literally any trade. Plumbing, Electrition, Carpentry. All these high in demand, and jobs that are going nowhere. Electrition is probably the hardest path.
At 40 you probably only have a few more attempts to become happy and fulfilled, but you can do it. It's possible. Forget about sex. Get a good job and get fucking healthy, after that, the pussy will flow.
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>>721063477
Oh I forgot, obligatory faggot
Good luck

Stop competing with others, start competing with yourself.
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>>721063477

>pussy will flow
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>>721063477
>>721063562
Follow your passion is such bullshit.
Work hard at something, become good at it, then the passion comes.
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HAHA MY DICK IS 11 CM
not sure how many inches that is
anyway
lost my virginity at 16
had sex twice
never hooked up with a girl after this.
21 now
but don't give a shit..
will probably get alot of slutty girls in the next few years if the thing i'm doing now goes well
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>>721064200
>>721064200
>>721064200
THIS
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>>721061383

nigger why is that shit starting at 5 cm's ?!
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>>721064500
was gonna ask the same thing
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>>721050526
meh better to please yourself then by a woman
they suck the life outta you
just fap anon
women aint worth it>>721050526
>>721050526
>>721050526
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>>721061383
Are you pushing 5 cm of fucking fat back into yourself in order to get that 17 cm length? Lose the fucking weight you dumb fuck
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>>721054036
It's 17 memes you dumb fuck! he is like a human pepe!
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>>721063562
>is life owes you nothing and you're already getting old as fuck. Get your shit in check or die alone and sad. We get this one small glimpse at this wonderful universe, embrace it, it's not too late for you. Take diet and exercise seriously, work hard at ge
i have a degree i went to medical shool but dont work cause of my depressions
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>>721064200
Passion helps you work hard, becoming good depends on if you have any talent.
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>>721064033

LEL LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING SHOES
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>>721050526
Hire a professional.
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>>721065610
ITT awesome advice from comfy shits who don't understand depression.
Less electrical activity in the brain, for whatever reason, means you can't enjoy stuff, don't look forward to stuff and don't even have much interest in stuff.
Gung-ho JUST DO IT does not apply.
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>>721050526
You're not a virgin because of the size of your penis /b/ro, you're a virgin because either you are socially weird, of you don't go out.

I have a small penis too, but when you are about to have sex, nobody cares.
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>>721051555

But your libfag ass gets all the cock it can handle, right, fuccboi?
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>>721065834
I had depression and anxiety pretty much my entire life. Started working out last year, when girls look at your arms like you look at tits, it helps with your confidence, not only that but your testosterone will go up from working out, giving you more confidence and aggression. I have always felt pretty intelligent from a young age, but upon working out I noticed a distinct increase to my memory and creativity.
Stop making excuses on why you can't.
Comfy shit? The biggest bully my entire life has been my dad. He beat me when I was younger and has called me a loser ever since. He said that no one likes me, people think i'm weird, when I got even slightly overweight, he'd poke at the side of my stomach and make fun of me, he told me anything I wanted to do was stupid or a waste of time, jobs I applied to he would say I wouldn't get hired because i'm a loser. He was the most miserable person I have ever met. I got past it though, why am I letting him ruin my life? I haven't talked to him in a couple years and have never been happier. I just got a job at a cable company that is going to be a major pay increase for myself, I pretty much can only start my day by working out, I'm a completely different person for the rest of the day after. Don't tell me I don't get it. Stop acting like depression like you lost use of your fucking legs. Yes it's going to be hard, but what is worth while that is easy?
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>>721065834
It wont get better by itself. Do something about it. You don't have to be gung-ho about it at the start. but JUST DO IT does absolutely fucking apply. If you want to change its not going to just happen either. I'm not saying to eat healthy, and work out 5 days a week to start. Start small, I guarantee after you work out you're going to feel better. Remember that feeling, don't lie to yourself, you wont have to. You're going to feel better. Starting is the hardest part, but just remember how you felt after. Stop drinking anything but water and if you want, protein shakes, and watch the sugar content in those also. Cut out bread. Go to /fit/.
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