lose some fuckin weight you fuckin hambeast. Can't expect someone to hop on your cock if you're a fat fuckin pig. Plus, extra weight hides dick. A morbidly obese fuckin whale such as yourself would probably gain a little if you'd not eat like shit and go to the fuckin gym. doubt you will though, judging by that hat you're probably a fuckin meninist bitch that screeches about how women shouldn't care about looks and weight and should be your slave.
If you wanna solve your problems either get in shape, develop halfway fuckin decent hygiene, stop being a fuckin basementdweller and get a grip on reality, or kill yourself you fucking cuck. Your choice. Live stream it and do it with gasoline preferably.
>>721055274 i have no friends no money no job depressed for years dont go out and everything cause of my small dick, even if i somehow meet a girl where is the point i have to have sex and its so small its not even visible when soft (all hidden inside body) bought penis enlargment tools to stretch the dick out
>>721050526 Guys saying "I'm still virgin because I got a small dick" is like saying "I cant kill this deer because I have a small mag". Unless your gear is smaller than a toothpick she won't turn you off after getting naked, I mean lesbians got game too, your dick is not the issue if you're virgin.
>>721055913 I know this is all bait, but what the hell.
Anon, you don't have a tiny dick. Stop that shit right now. Don't keep letting your life suck because you're not a porn star with a freakishly large cock. I'm barely over 6 inches and its sometimes too much for some girls. Not every chick out there is a skank with a enormous cunt to fill. Some bitches have small vaginas.
even with a 7 inch thick dick you're going to do more in 15 minutes with your tongue than an hour of your dick faggot. Quit making excuses, you're fucking 40, start living your life or just roll over fuckwad. Get some help.
i want to kill myself i have no reason anymore, but now that we finally have a great president like trump i want to stick around to see how he saves america and the whole world. he is truly the send from god. Make america great again
>>721061383 lose weight you piece of shit, stop making excuses. your dick will look bigger when you lose that fucking gunt. You're going to have more energy and have more confidence. Get a good job, if there isn't one in your area. move. Stop waiting for someone to set you free and do it yourself. This life owes you nothing and you're already getting old as fuck. Get your shit in check or die alone and sad. We get this one small glimpse at this wonderful universe, embrace it, it's not too late for you. Take diet and exercise seriously, work hard at getting a skill that is worth a fucking damn. You can learn everything you need to program on the internet, start with Java. In 6 months with dedication you can be ready for a job that can be literally any industry you want. You don't need a piece of paper from a University or College, programming is either you fucking know it, or you dont, there is no pretending, make a project worth showing and use that as your resume to open the door, they'll know if you're full of shit or not in the interview. Don't want to program? Pick up literally any trade. Plumbing, Electrition, Carpentry. All these high in demand, and jobs that are going nowhere. Electrition is probably the hardest path. At 40 you probably only have a few more attempts to become happy and fulfilled, but you can do it. It's possible. Forget about sex. Get a good job and get fucking healthy, after that, the pussy will flow.
HAHA MY DICK IS 11 CM not sure how many inches that is anyway lost my virginity at 16 had sex twice never hooked up with a girl after this. 21 now but don't give a shit.. will probably get alot of slutty girls in the next few years if the thing i'm doing now goes well
>>721063562 >is life owes you nothing and you're already getting old as fuck. Get your shit in check or die alone and sad. We get this one small glimpse at this wonderful universe, embrace it, it's not too late for you. Take diet and exercise seriously, work hard at ge i have a degree i went to medical shool but dont work cause of my depressions
>>721065610 ITT awesome advice from comfy shits who don't understand depression. Less electrical activity in the brain, for whatever reason, means you can't enjoy stuff, don't look forward to stuff and don't even have much interest in stuff. Gung-ho JUST DO IT does not apply.
>>721065834 I had depression and anxiety pretty much my entire life. Started working out last year, when girls look at your arms like you look at tits, it helps with your confidence, not only that but your testosterone will go up from working out, giving you more confidence and aggression. I have always felt pretty intelligent from a young age, but upon working out I noticed a distinct increase to my memory and creativity. Stop making excuses on why you can't. Comfy shit? The biggest bully my entire life has been my dad. He beat me when I was younger and has called me a loser ever since. He said that no one likes me, people think i'm weird, when I got even slightly overweight, he'd poke at the side of my stomach and make fun of me, he told me anything I wanted to do was stupid or a waste of time, jobs I applied to he would say I wouldn't get hired because i'm a loser. He was the most miserable person I have ever met. I got past it though, why am I letting him ruin my life? I haven't talked to him in a couple years and have never been happier. I just got a job at a cable company that is going to be a major pay increase for myself, I pretty much can only start my day by working out, I'm a completely different person for the rest of the day after. Don't tell me I don't get it. Stop acting like depression like you lost use of your fucking legs. Yes it's going to be hard, but what is worth while that is easy?
>>721065834 It wont get better by itself. Do something about it. You don't have to be gung-ho about it at the start. but JUST DO IT does absolutely fucking apply. If you want to change its not going to just happen either. I'm not saying to eat healthy, and work out 5 days a week to start. Start small, I guarantee after you work out you're going to feel better. Remember that feeling, don't lie to yourself, you wont have to. You're going to feel better. Starting is the hardest part, but just remember how you felt after. Stop drinking anything but water and if you want, protein shakes, and watch the sugar content in those also. Cut out bread. Go to /fit/.
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