The best way to do it is to research a small group of ribbons and ensure you place them in the proper place. If you want to act as a marine for example reference MCO p1020.34G which you can find on google.
People get caught because they try to go over the top. Ensure you get a national defense and global war on terrorism, a good conduct medal, and one or two less crazy ones such as an overseas service ribbon or a navy and marine corp achievement medal. Do not try to make yourself a rank that is too high unless your older for which case you need to have a reasonable number of ribbons for your rank and your rank should match your age.
but besides the fact that OP is baiting, being in the army sucks, ive grown to hate it over 4 years. When people put on the uniform to free stuff, to me it basically says "nobody will fuck my ass, so ill wear the uniform of people who get fucked over daily by their CoC" Also if you want to play the stolen valor game, go ahead it doesnt anger me, but at least look at the reg and set up the uniform properly, you cant just put 8 different unit crests on and think people will fall for it
>>721050138 That's the joke, he's wearing something from practically every sub branch of the army according to his uniform, he has every firearms pass top of the class rewards, ranger, special ops, headquarters, and every general mark.
>>721050693 however using benefits and impersonating an active military is not protected by the first amendment dumbshit never has, it's the same as impersonating a civil servant, your rights mean jack shit at that point when you're are taking from the government.
>>721050722 It's still a crime to use military money and impersonate active military personnel, it's not a crime to wear a uniform, it's a crime to lie about your record especially if you're trying to steal benefits which is considered active.
Any milfags know why people always ask me if I'm former military? Its always people in the military or formerly in. When I say "no" they giveme a funny look. I don't wear uniforms or pins or anything. Happened like 10 times so far.
Soldier fag here. Who fucking cares. Just because you volunteered for something doesn't give you the right to tell anyone what to do. Fucking sensitive bitches. Anon just always tell people you are getting ready to deploy. People eat that shit up.
>>721053020 what about the people in Laos who were torched by napalm for no fucking reason? what about the people in Iraq and Afghanistan who were detained for absolutely no reason other than they "might be" (and usually were not) jihadis. what about all the women who were raped in Vietnam? what about the children and cameramen who were blown the fuck up by an Apache helicopter for being in a group with a fucking camera slung on their shoulder? the people of Grenada and Bosnia? the innocent people blown up by airstrikes in Syria and Yemen? the hundreds of thousands of people killed in el salvador by US funded contra killers?
I do this shit all the time I can't believe people are so fucking gullible. I've got a cheap looking Nautical costume with some fucking Denny's pins on it and I wear a big fuck off goofy looking Capt'n Crunch hat and i still get free drinks and meals left and right.
>>721053020 >implying anyone but mongrel nationalists connect their fear of such hypocritical bullshit to their political standing >believes one should support imperialism because raping 'chinks', russians or 'sandniggers' If you at least was talking about immigration laws, but imperialism? You're clearly retarded. Why did they let you get bullied on the internet from your institution?
>>721053670 >what about the people in Laos who were torched by napalm for no fucking reason? what about the people in Iraq and Afghanistan who were detained for absolutely no reason other than they "might be" (and usually were not) jihadis. what about all the women who were raped in Vietnam? what about the children and cameramen who were blown the fuck up by an Apache helicopter for being in a group with a fucking camera slung on their shoulder? the people of Grenada and Bosnia? the innocent people blown up by airstrikes in Syria and Yemen? the hundreds of thousands of people killed in el salvador by US funded contra killers?
Fuck em https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI
>>721054321 Blame Britain for that shit first, they colonized most of the fucking world and went so ham us bacon cheese burgers had to get on a goddamn boat and sail across the ocean just to escape them. Shame we took what we learned from them and improved on the formula, controlling the world like we do today.
>>721054669 and we (i wouldn't say the individual, but the system) continues to treat them like shit. >b b but they get free collage oh boy that really changes the fact that they committed mass genocide
Look man, I'm not gonna stand up for our government, because they suck balls and can't do anything right.
But hiding behind civilians and using child soldiers and all the other shit that terrorists and the vietnamese use/used are fucked up. They purposefully create a no-win scenario for the soldiers by dehumanizing and abusing their own people to use as body shields, tricking soldiers into committing war crimes.
Neither side is in the right here. They're both pretty terrible.
>>721049147 I use my brother suit all the time homo. On wednesday they give out fresh food without muskrat so it's the best time to go, especially if you're trying to avoid filthy rednecks that want to personally say "thank you for your service" I'm like for what homo, I'm only here for the food hehe.
>>721055175 Dead guy here, can say 100% for certain that suicide is pretty permanent. Its weird having lost my body and most of my ego. Assuming a new form of collective conscience with the infinite number of machine elves has really warped my perspective on the whole "happy/unhappy" thing
>hurr I'm a murderer, you owe me free food Do soldiers actually do this? Do they seriously go into shops and demand free food from the owner? Do they go to the same place every day and eat there for free, slowly bankrupting the place? Will the owner go "Oh shit, not another one of those army faggots, reeeeee fuck off"?
>>721055572 People have said they can tell I workout. I tend to be distant in social circumstances. I'm not poor and dress in whatr my wife buys me. Is that really it? They seem to look at me as if I'm lying. I'm worried I do something or act in a way I shouldn't. Maybe I seem like I have PTSD? That's not a great characteristic.
>>721051977 Yeah sorry fucker, but there's nothing wrong with doing this. He's just as big of an asslicker as you, just because you need someone to wake you up every morning doesn't mean everyone is as big of a fuckwit as you. Fuck the system, and fuck you.
>>721057077 >>721057174 wow you showed him >>721056191 My first real breakthroughs were in complete darkness. In complete darkness everything turns matrix green colored with greenish/blueish tinted geometrical patterns which shape shifted into entities. Also big headed grey/green aliens straight out of a ufo were seen hovering above me and all around me.
In more proper lighting or under the stars, is when I saw more elvish entities like wizards, jesters, some dancing, others speaking right into my face, one told me to not grow mushrooms ect.
I didn't start seeing the aliens until my 3rd attempt in complete darkness. Now every trip I will meet a different shaped one.
I got the mostunder the nights sky, every star in the sky shape shifted into one. The constellation orien turned into a giant wizard. If u are using a lighter it's extremely hard to vaporise unless u have patience and know your doing.
The ones I met could clearly read my mind/thoughts/history It's like they knew everything about me and what I was doing at that stage of my life and they were telling me what not to do "Don't grow mushrooms the one right in my face told me, in almost a singing low sound but high pitch voice. I could hear them speak/communicate. If u get a good dose of dmt and the setting is right, they are impossible to miss. Oh I didn't follow his advice, I did grow mushrooms. But i'm sure he already knew I would before he told me not to, prob just did it to prove he could read my mind and predict the future.
im into it. fuck the vets. theyre delusional pawns who are actually convinced theyre fighting for our freedom and rights lol. you dont steal valor when you pretend to be a vet, youre dressing up like a piece of shit that everyone thinks is gold.
>>721049742 Holy fucking shit, I don't even care about the stolen valor, but that is the faggiest thing I have ever seen. Where the fuck did you even find that many aiguilettes, and does your boyfriend tie your wrists down with them when he fucks you?
>>721057468 >In complete darkness everything turns matrix green colored with greenish/blueish tinted geometrical patterns which shape shifted into entities yeah, that's what my DMT trip was like. didn't meet the machine elves though.
muhreen here the only way you can pull it off without getting fucked is knowing the knowledge of the uniform, ribbons, general military/unit knowledge, and if youre pretending to /grunt/ then you'd need a decent story if youre trying to sport a CAR, combat V or purple heart.
after watching the numerous stolen valor videos, the BIGGEST reason people get caught is because they look fucked up. A fatbody in a uniform that doesnt fit, misplaced or missing patches, ill matching uniform pieces, or wearing an unauthorized uniform (such as cammies unless army/chairfag) in public. OP's picture shows a MSGT rank but obviously that dude isn't old enough to feasably be in such rank, regardless of billet/MOS.
The only real trump card is that they may request to see your CAC or your veteran ID. this is not an easy task but if you really do want to suck some dicks you might be able to pull it off, but never to a 1:1 copy because Gov't ID's have chips into them (for data access/scanning) that you can't conventionally buy. That's the biggest issue and pretty much undefendable if you get called out, because if you don't show one, you look like you have something to hide.
If you're going to pull it off, have a nice, well maintained uniform, appropriate ribbons, some form of believeable identification, and an appropriate rank for your age (you should probably never pretend to be more than an E5/O3 to be honest). Also have a good backstory and something that ties to an actual appropriate unit.
Ultimately, I'd say dont do it. You're a huge faggot if you do, and whether or not it is illegal where you are, you will likely get in trouble with the establishment you go to, the girl you're trying to fuck, and generally your life will crumble when you eventually give up that you didn't earn shit. It's a really big deal to anyone that is or was in.
TL;DR: go earn the fucking shit or be really good at pretending. either way, you're still a fucking faggot in my book.
>>721056181 No. However, on Veterans day, many restaurants offer free meals to veterans and active duty, usually off a limited menu, for publicity. Some require id or being in uniform or both, others just take you at your word.
And occasionally in uniform other customers will buy you a drink or pay for your meal. Asking for this is fucking stupid, but it seems rather rude to not let them do a nice thing if they want to, assuming you were wearing the uniform for some other reason than guilting people into doing it (such as being in a place in your military career where you have to travel in uniform, for example).
what's so pathetic is if you watch all the "stolen valor" videos on youtube, the guys doing it are retards with the intelligence of a five year old and the ones complaining are like bitches with the emotional intelligence of a five year old girl.
here is neil breen. if you don't know who he is, i was unaware until a few weeks ago. his only acting credit, before he made four unbelievably stupid movies on his own--one of them has a fucking motherboard strapped to his chest because he's a cyborg or something--was being a cop in the original "scream".
>>721062163 >Nobody in the military thinks that asshat. They just want to kill fuckers and blow shit up, it's good fun y'know?
this guy gets it. When I joined up I never thought about freedom and all that other propaganda shit. I just like guns and wanted to blow shit up. Also, to destroy and conquer lesser peoples. And I hate that line of "thank u for your service". It's alien to me. I simply got paid to do what I enjoyed.
>be me >in walmart >in produce section buying tomatoes >also be a metalhead >long hair >wearing band shirt >tiger stripe bdu pants >etnies sneaks >get approached by two jarheads >they get in my face >they go back and forth asking question after question >"WHERE WERE YOU DEPLOYED?" >"WHAT WAS YOUR RANK?" >shit like that >notice one has cellphone out recording >finally get a word in edgewise >tell them both they had better step the fuck back if they like having teeth >"MUH STOLEN VALOR" >tell them i never even insinuated that I served >one mentioned my pants >tell him "drop and give me twenty, faggot" >ask them both if they tasted each other's dicks, because they both look like it >they both talk shit as they walk away, putting the cellphone away >tell them next time to be sure their precious valor is being stolen before making asses of themselves in public >add "later, fags" as icing on the cake >pick out some delicious heirloom tomatoes >register girl asks what that was about >tell her "they're struggling with being homosexual"
These faggots do nothing but drive around and look for people to fuck with for their precious youtube videos
>>721055054 If you lived anywhere that natives are dirty fucking squaws that drink lysol and hand sanitizer in fast food joints bathrooms to get fucked, you'd be singing a different tune. I'm not racist towards blacks, jews not going to pull that regular 4chan shit but holy FUCK some groups of natives are just scum of the earth. Depending on the laws on where you are in North America they are spoon fed EVERYTHING. What do you think happens if you give an entire race of people that lived in fucking basically mobile huts free money, no taxes, and no real responsibility? It's natives in Canada that are mostly scummy shit like this, and Canada did exactly what you think they should have to recompensate them. I lived in that shithole for 19 years of my life and I've met maybe 3 respectable natives from Canada. Trust me, they're better off in the states.
Why even bother doing all this fake shit. It can be annoying when you have strangers asking about your service. And the classic "my son is in the army his name is Matt Johnson, Have you met him?" Maybe I have lady (in an army of thousands).
And the discounts are usually shit, and if you ask for them you look like an ass.
The only real benefit is the GI BILL. I got my Bachelors through that program. And not just the schooling, but actually got money to cover personal expenses like food and rent. but to get that they will check all you crap. You can't just put on a Halloween army uniform, and say you're special forces.
Just sign the fuck up for the reserves you lazy nigger, you only have to worry about doing actual military shit for the first four months for basic training and job school, and you get benefits in addition to your free shit and discounts.
>>721064995 I'm a vet and I can tell you nobody's going to prison or even jail for stolen valor. The law against stolen valor is as old as the constitution. It was written in the days when presidents could shoot traitors on the White House front lawn. It is not enforced today. Hell even deserters aren't punished today. You could literally walk off base and burn your uniform and nothing would happen to you. Worst case I saw one deserter spend two nights in county before the ucmj officials told local police let him go.
Veterans usually are just as bad as gay people or vegans, they just have to let everyone know they served, walking around spouting jargon fuckin "HOORAH" every other words spitting dip into plastic dixie cups blaring shitty country music. Soldiers and veterans nowadays are literal pantywaists and if someone shoots off a .22 a hundred yards away while deployed, its instant PTSD and a purple heart. The guys who served in WW2 were a lot harder than these clowns.
Also WW2 was about something, it had meaning, serving now means going to sort out other countries bullshit.
My grandma was a member of seal team six.im proud to wear her bullet proof bra.Fuck the military and the clowns who fought for oil or money.our country is safe and didn't need to go Iraq or Afghanistan to fight for freedom.fake wars and no victories for freedom just political gains and killing innocent people.go America
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