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Who here is into stolen valor? The free meals are great and all,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Who here is into stolen valor? The free meals are great and all, but i want to take it to the next level.

Tips, tricks and suggestions?
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You're a bitch. If you can't actually serve the country you don't deserve anything. Kill your self
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>>721049277
stay mad fag. I'll be enjoying my free meals and discounted movie tickets.
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This chick I used to fuck, she let me use her husbands military discount all the time on shit. That's the same thing right?
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>>721049147
I walked into a Jewish deli and tried to get a free sandwich - it didn't go so well.
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Here. Only do it on holidays for best deals. Got a pic of you in your ensemble? Ill rate how believable you look.
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>>721049545
noice
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While pretending to be a retired 3 star colonel of the navy, I also found out I like cock in and around my mouth. You should try it too!
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>>721049531
yeah, she was smart. That's how i started, but i used my dad's ID
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The greatest thing is the wings near the shoulder. I and my friends have lots of medals and wings, but never have I seen them so high.

I know you're trolling but I have no problem with it. Mostly plebs, those that got kicked out in basic training, and retards.

Most of them have serious mental issues and mostly (but not totally) deserve the embarrassment.
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>>721049147
Cut your legs off and say you lost them saving children in Afghanistan from landmines.
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>>721049147
dat nigga personally won WWII
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Fucking retard, if you do this you're looking for someone to kick your ass. Its so easy to spot a fake.
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The best way to do it is to research a small group of ribbons and ensure you place them in the proper place. If you want to act as a marine for example reference MCO p1020.34G which you can find on google.

People get caught because they try to go over the top. Ensure you get a national defense and global war on terrorism, a good conduct medal, and one or two less crazy ones such as an overseas service ribbon or a navy and marine corp achievement medal. Do not try to make yourself a rank that is too high unless your older for which case you need to have a reasonable number of ribbons for your rank and your rank should match your age.
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>>721049742
I'm pretty sure he fucked up everything.
I mean those stripes surely don't belong onto the collar?
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>>721050035
fuck off. I've been doing it for 5 years now, using my dad's old uniform, haven't been caught yet
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>>721050255
You're a real piece of shit. Can't really top someone as pathetic as you.
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>>721050138
First issue is he is wearing a female coat
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>>721050376
boo hoo.
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>>721049147

Obvious bait thread.

but besides the fact that OP is baiting, being in the army sucks, ive grown to hate it over 4 years. When people put on the uniform to free stuff, to me it basically says "nobody will fuck my ass, so ill wear the uniform of people who get fucked over daily by their CoC" Also if you want to play the stolen valor game, go ahead it doesnt anger me, but at least look at the reg and set up the uniform properly, you cant just put 8 different unit crests on and think people will fall for it
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>>721050138
That's the joke, he's wearing something from practically every sub branch of the army according to his uniform, he has every firearms pass top of the class rewards, ranger, special ops, headquarters, and every general mark.
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>>721050255
And the day you do get caught impersonating a military official, you'll be begging your prison mate to not fuck you to death for being a liar.
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>>721050604
it's legal in the US dipshit. literally protected by the first amendment.
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>>721050604
It's not a crime anymore unfortunately
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>>721050693
however using benefits and impersonating an active military is not protected by the first amendment dumbshit never has, it's the same as impersonating a civil servant, your rights mean jack shit at that point when you're are taking from the government.
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this guy is a real hero, bigger balls than any of you fags.
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>>721049147
you can kill yourself coward
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>>721050841
nah brah, wearing a uniform in public is perfectly legal. look it up.
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>>721050722
It's still a crime to use military money and impersonate active military personnel, it's not a crime to wear a uniform, it's a crime to lie about your record especially if you're trying to steal benefits which is considered active.
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>>721051003
>>721051110
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>>721049545
> Free sandwich
> Jewish deli

You see the problem? Jews never give free stuff
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>>721049147
Congratulations, you are the niggest.

http://www.stolenvalor.com
^resource for spotting and reporting fakers
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>>721049147

USMC combat vet here. You're wasting your time if you try and put together a uniform. Just ask for a military discount and if you look well groomed and in shape you'll probably get it.

Unless you're going to Home Depot. Those fucks didn't give me one because my old ID was expired.
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>>721049545

They were more offended that you wanted something for free than they were by the Nazi stuff.
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Any milfags know why people always ask me if I'm former military? Its always people in the military or formerly in. When I say "no" they giveme a funny look. I don't wear uniforms or pins or anything. Happened like 10 times so far.
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>>721049147
kill yourself
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>>721049742
KEK is that a t shirt under neath
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>>721051110
It isn't lying about a record or scamming bennies though is it? It is a discount offered by a private business at their discretion.

Military discount has no basis in law, but then I'm not a dumb fucking Americunt armyfag
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>>721049357
You are fucking scum, take a look in the mirror and wonder what went wrong.
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>>721051726
>under neath
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>>721051520
My sides.
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i don't think anyone perpetuating imperialist bullshit deserves anything other than a bullet in their head
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>>721049147
Yeah head down to Fort Bragg and talk to some of the Special Forces guys. They will surely take you to "the next level."
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>>721052633
Say that when a chink, russian or sandnigger is raping your asshole after gangbanging and killing your whole family before your eyes
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>>721049147
>All those medals
Jesus Christ, if you're gonna do this, at least make it believable.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7okPJhVAsMA

He should man up and try and pull off a CMH
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>>721050376
That's the most pathetic thing a person can do in your little world?
Somebody's sensitive.
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>>721053020
I think you might be over-reacting... just a little
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Soldier fag here. Who fucking cares. Just because you volunteered for something doesn't give you the right to tell anyone what to do. Fucking sensitive bitches. Anon just always tell people you are getting ready to deploy. People eat that shit up.
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>>721049147
Impersonate a General
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>>721049147

cut off your legs to make it more pitiful
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>>721049147
>all these posts
>nobody noticed the most glaring error is the fact that he's wearing a womans jacket
lmao not even military but srsly step it up you ninnies
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>>721053020
what about the people in Laos who were torched by napalm for no fucking reason? what about the people in Iraq and Afghanistan who were detained for absolutely no reason other than they "might be" (and usually were not) jihadis. what about all the women who were raped in Vietnam? what about the children and cameramen who were blown the fuck up by an Apache helicopter for being in a group with a fucking camera slung on their shoulder? the people of Grenada and Bosnia? the innocent people blown up by airstrikes in Syria and Yemen? the hundreds of thousands of people killed in el salvador by US funded contra killers?
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>>721050376
OK it's rotten but you must be pretty small thinking if that's the worst thing you can think of for someone to do.

For starters it isn't even mean it's just lying to get free shit.
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I do this shit all the time I can't believe people are so fucking gullible. I've got a cheap looking Nautical costume with some fucking Denny's pins on it and I wear a big fuck off goofy looking Capt'n Crunch hat and i still get free drinks and meals left and right.
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>>721050447
He's right, you know. Also, if you're a fat fuck, don't try to wear USMC uniform.
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>>721053670
you will have to excuse me, i didnt mean 100s of thousands, i meant hundreds (in the massacre in El Mozote in 1981). drunk as fuck
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>>721053020
>implying anyone but mongrel nationalists connect their fear of such hypocritical bullshit to their political standing
>believes one should support imperialism because raping 'chinks', russians or 'sandniggers'
If you at least was talking about immigration laws, but imperialism? You're clearly retarded. Why did they let you get bullied on the internet from your institution?
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>>721053670

Perhaps if people stopped attacking us then hiding behind civilians, there would be a much weaker way to defend such atrocities.

Until everyone figures out just exactly how to fight against insurgency and terrorism though, I don't see it changing. Blame the enemy as much as the ally for this sort of shit.
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>ITT salt fest, watch out with that sodium ;]]
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>>721053670
Omelettes n eggs m'boy
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>>721054203
>failing to realize how much American interests in the middle east has created more terrorism, not fought it
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>>721051124
>Ketchup
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>>721053409
>I think you might be over-reacting... just a little
I think you might be faggot... just a little
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>>721053652

Is that the women's service jacket? I never even noticed.
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>>721054203
>attacking us
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>>721053670
>what about the people in Laos who were torched by napalm for no fucking reason? what about the people in Iraq and Afghanistan who were detained for absolutely no reason other than they "might be" (and usually were not) jihadis. what about all the women who were raped in Vietnam? what about the children and cameramen who were blown the fuck up by an Apache helicopter for being in a group with a fucking camera slung on their shoulder? the people of Grenada and Bosnia? the innocent people blown up by airstrikes in Syria and Yemen? the hundreds of thousands of people killed in el salvador by US funded contra killers?


Fuck em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI
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>>721054142

the single most evil thing America has done is how we've treated the Native American Indians.

We slaghtered an entire culture. Made treaties and ignored/amended them.

Hell, the Sioux were rounded up and put in re-education camps where they were punished for speaking their original language.

They didn't even have a right to pray or do ceremonial dance on their own reservations until 1978.
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>>721054669
We shouldn't have even bothered with reservations. Should have exterminated them.
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>>721054321
Blame Britain for that shit first, they colonized most of the fucking world and went so ham us bacon cheese burgers had to get on a goddamn boat and sail across the ocean just to escape them. Shame we took what we learned from them and improved on the formula, controlling the world like we do today.
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>>721054669
and we (i wouldn't say the individual, but the system) continues to treat them like shit.
>b b but they get free collage
oh boy that really changes the fact that they committed mass genocide
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>>721054162
Imperialism... right cause thats all the white man is right?
The truth is those people you love so much would fuck you and everyone else for what you have if there was no standing army.

Fuck the weak. imperialism is dead fucko its all about the greenback
You're clearly retarded.
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>>721054321

Look man, I'm not gonna stand up for our government, because they suck balls and can't do anything right.

But hiding behind civilians and using child soldiers and all the other shit that terrorists and the vietnamese use/used are fucked up. They purposefully create a no-win scenario for the soldiers by dehumanizing and abusing their own people to use as body shields, tricking soldiers into committing war crimes.

Neither side is in the right here. They're both pretty terrible.
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>>721049147
join the military faggot.
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>>721049147
I use my brother suit all the time homo. On wednesday they give out fresh food without muskrat so it's the best time to go, especially if you're trying to avoid filthy rednecks that want to personally say "thank you for your service" I'm like for what homo, I'm only here for the food hehe.
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>>721051560
are you in moderate shape but look poor/burned out?
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>>721055240
Humans are shit, join the Machine Elf Empire today! Contact your local DMT dealer for details.
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>>721055572
>what did he mean by this
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>>721049147
Gonna get yer ass beat
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>>721055175
Dead guy here, can say 100% for certain that suicide is pretty permanent. Its weird having lost my body and most of my ego. Assuming a new form of collective conscience with the infinite number of machine elves has really warped my perspective on the whole "happy/unhappy" thing
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>>721049357
Real veterans hardly ever use veteran discount unless it's for something big or their a boot.
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>>721049147
Turn yourself in you leech.
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>hurr I'm a murderer, you owe me free food
Do soldiers actually do this? Do they seriously go into shops and demand free food from the owner? Do they go to the same place every day and eat there for free, slowly bankrupting the place? Will the owner go "Oh shit, not another one of those army faggots, reeeeee fuck off"?

Germany here.
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>>721055811
Is this a meme for white people?
Turns me on w bit tbh
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>>721054669
They should have capitulated earlier in the country's history, doesnt make what happened right just saying it would have been the smarter thing to do, assimilate.
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>>721056181
No you retard, only assholes and people who've never been in the service do
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>>721055572
People have said they can tell I workout. I tend to be distant in social circumstances. I'm not poor and dress in whatr my wife buys me. Is that really it? They seem to look at me as if I'm lying. I'm worried I do something or act in a way I shouldn't. Maybe I seem like I have PTSD? That's not a great characteristic.
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>>721051977
Yeah sorry fucker, but there's nothing wrong with doing this. He's just as big of an asslicker as you, just because you need someone to wake you up every morning doesn't mean everyone is as big of a fuckwit as you. Fuck the system, and fuck you.
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>>721056191
No meme, Self Transforming Machine Elves are real
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>>721049147
You're playing a dangerous game, Scott. One of these days, a real vet's gonna clean your clock.
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>>721054985
Yep, Just look in your history books and see how that plan worked out for Custer
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>>721054321
>failing to realize how much the entire history of the world has led to this, not just the last 75 years of U.S. Imperialism.
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>>721056181
>Germany here.
Dont you have a kebab cock to suck?
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>>721056360
Yea I get that too sometimes I almost think it's jealousy, you over 6'1"?
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>>721056660
You mean Döner? Shit's good.
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>>721049277
Fuck off, faggot

99.9% of the military are fags, and the ones who treats it as more than a job are especially faggy
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>>721056693
I dont speak sandnigger Hans
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>>721056666
Nice quads, no I'm 6' even. I just find it weird.
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>>721056607
ahh the holy trinity
2LT fucking up while a 2-Star and CSM look on. The icing on the cake is the fact that she is MEDDAC.
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>>721053423
Americunt
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>>721053670
This is what Americunts do
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>>721057077
>>721057174
wow you showed him
>>721056191
My first real breakthroughs were in complete darkness. In complete darkness everything turns matrix green colored with greenish/blueish tinted geometrical patterns which shape shifted into entities. Also big headed grey/green aliens straight out of a ufo were seen hovering above me and all around me.

In more proper lighting or under the stars, is when I saw more elvish entities like wizards, jesters, some dancing, others speaking right into my face, one told me to not grow mushrooms ect.

I didn't start seeing the aliens until my 3rd attempt in complete darkness. Now every trip I will meet a different shaped one.

I got the mostunder the nights sky, every star in the sky shape shifted into one. The constellation orien turned into a giant wizard. If u are using a lighter it's extremely hard to vaporise unless u have patience and know your doing.
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>>721056839
Smaller people, smaller... Everything

I get it all the time around Hispanics especially lmao
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>>721057468
wat
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>>721057468
the best i get is huge flying fractal planes coming from all angles. no elves. i want to see
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>>721057077
>>721057174
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>>721057468
Interesting. I prefer stimulants to nervous system poisons, the poisons themselves can be stimulating so I know what you mean.

Some fragmentation can serve as a valuable event as far as perspective is concerned, but it hinders the construction of your whole self.
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>>721056607
Doc is trying to ND herself.
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The ones I met could clearly read my mind/thoughts/history It's like they knew everything about me and what I was doing at that stage of my life and they were telling me what not to do "Don't grow mushrooms the one right in my face told me, in almost a singing low sound but high pitch voice. I could hear them speak/communicate. If u get a good dose of dmt and the setting is right, they are impossible to miss.
Oh I didn't follow his advice, I did grow mushrooms. But i'm sure he already knew I would before he told me not to, prob just did it to prove he could read my mind and predict the future.
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Yanno, I'm legit military and I never sought out free meals. Accidentally got one once at a drive thru-- pulled up and the guys ahead of me had paid, seeing camo in their mirror I guess.

You're a dickweed, but it's a free country. Wear camo in drive thrus and see what it does for ya?
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im into it. fuck the vets. theyre delusional pawns who are actually convinced theyre fighting for our freedom and rights lol. you dont steal valor when you pretend to be a vet, youre dressing up like a piece of shit that everyone thinks is gold.
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>>721050138

*ribbons
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>>721058147
>>721058111
This thread is for Self replicating machine elves, gtfo with this dress up in the drive thru shit.
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>>721049742
Do you actually have a medal that looks like railroad tracks?
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>>721049742
Holy fucking shit, I don't even care about the stolen valor, but that is the faggiest thing I have ever seen.
Where the fuck did you even find that many aiguilettes, and does your boyfriend tie your wrists down with them when he fucks you?
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>>721057468
>In complete darkness everything turns matrix green colored with greenish/blueish tinted geometrical patterns which shape shifted into entities
yeah, that's what my DMT trip was like. didn't meet the machine elves though.
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>>721058147
Delusional pawns fighting for your freedom and rights are the reason you can post that. You're welcome.
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>>721058374
You get that for owning all 4 railroads in monopoly.
Reading Railroad
Pennsylvania Railroad
B. & O. Railroad
Short Line
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>>721058687
kek theyre the reason the rich get richer and we keep getting attacked by terrorists.
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muhreen here
the only way you can pull it off without getting fucked is knowing the knowledge of the uniform, ribbons, general military/unit knowledge, and if youre pretending to /grunt/ then you'd need a decent story if youre trying to sport a CAR, combat V or purple heart.

after watching the numerous stolen valor videos, the BIGGEST reason people get caught is because they look fucked up. A fatbody in a uniform that doesnt fit, misplaced or missing patches, ill matching uniform pieces, or wearing an unauthorized uniform (such as cammies unless army/chairfag) in public. OP's picture shows a MSGT rank but obviously that dude isn't old enough to feasably be in such rank, regardless of billet/MOS.

The only real trump card is that they may request to see your CAC or your veteran ID. this is not an easy task but if you really do want to suck some dicks you might be able to pull it off, but never to a 1:1 copy because Gov't ID's have chips into them (for data access/scanning) that you can't conventionally buy. That's the biggest issue and pretty much undefendable if you get called out, because if you don't show one, you look like you have something to hide.

If you're going to pull it off, have a nice, well maintained uniform, appropriate ribbons, some form of believeable identification, and an appropriate rank for your age (you should probably never pretend to be more than an E5/O3 to be honest). Also have a good backstory and something that ties to an actual appropriate unit.

Ultimately, I'd say dont do it. You're a huge faggot if you do, and whether or not it is illegal where you are, you will likely get in trouble with the establishment you go to, the girl you're trying to fuck, and generally your life will crumble when you eventually give up that you didn't earn shit. It's a really big deal to anyone that is or was in.

TL;DR: go earn the fucking shit or be really good at pretending. either way, you're still a fucking faggot in my book.
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kill yourself
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>>721058983
It makes me happy to see people using the freedoms me and my brother and sisters in arms fight for.
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>>721059485
you and your brother are faggots for each other.
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>>721057562
, it makes me feel better knowing other people get this. I thought I was doing something, never thought about the people asking.
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>>721059552
And yet we'll still fight to defend your freedom. Enjoy.
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>>721051560
Do you live in a military heavy area and have a short haircut while being under 220 pounds or so?
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>>721054300
you win

nice dubss

ima go smoke weed
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>>721051560
do you look like a dimwitted caveman?
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>>721056181
No.
However, on Veterans day, many restaurants offer free meals to veterans and active duty, usually off a limited menu, for publicity. Some require id or being in uniform or both, others just take you at your word.

And occasionally in uniform other customers will buy you a drink or pay for your meal. Asking for this is fucking stupid, but it seems rather rude to not let them do a nice thing if they want to, assuming you were wearing the uniform for some other reason than guilting people into doing it (such as being in a place in your military career where you have to travel in uniform, for example).
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>>721058844
KeK
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>>721058147
Typical libtard in college who still does not grasp the real world.
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>>721049147

I was in the Navy and only got to meet two navy seals while in the service. However, outside I have met at least 8 "seals".
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>>721053507
This. Tell everyone you're the Commadant of the USMC
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>>721059891
Eurofag here, youre a faggot and your country sucks Asian and European dicks, you dont fight for freedom, you fight for someones interest, youre a fucking pawn
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>>721049591
Lol 3 star colonel
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>>721061301

typical conservative faggot who thinks that everything in life is subject to their interpretation of the "real world"
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>>721061788
couldn't agree more and im american
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>>721061896
>Implying I'm a conservative
Nice try though.
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>>721058147
Nobody in the military thinks that asshat. They just want to kill fuckers and blow shit up, it's good fun y'know?
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>>721049147
old thread is old
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>>721049147

what's so pathetic is if you watch all the "stolen valor" videos on youtube, the guys doing it are retards with the intelligence of a five year old and the ones complaining are like bitches with the emotional intelligence of a five year old girl.

here is neil breen. if you don't know who he is, i was unaware until a few weeks ago. his only acting credit, before he made four unbelievably stupid movies on his own--one of them has a fucking motherboard strapped to his chest because he's a cyborg or something--was being a cop in the original "scream".
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I usually just wear dog tags and ask if they have veteran discounts
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>>721049147
This is now on/off thread, uniform edition.
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>>721049147
All b8 aside, that guys "uniform" gave me a giggle

Also kys plz <3
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>>721062429
Women server their country best.
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>>721062163
>Nobody in the military thinks that asshat. They just want to kill fuckers and blow shit up, it's good fun y'know?

this guy gets it. When I joined up I never thought about freedom and all that other propaganda shit. I just like guns and wanted to blow shit up. Also, to destroy and conquer lesser peoples. And I hate that line of "thank u for your service". It's alien to me. I simply got paid to do what I enjoyed.
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>be me
>in walmart
>in produce section buying tomatoes
>also be a metalhead
>long hair
>wearing band shirt
>tiger stripe bdu pants
>etnies sneaks
>get approached by two jarheads
>they get in my face
>they go back and forth asking question after question
>"WHERE WERE YOU DEPLOYED?"
>"WHAT WAS YOUR RANK?"
>shit like that
>notice one has cellphone out recording
>finally get a word in edgewise
>tell them both they had better step the fuck back if they like having teeth
>"MUH STOLEN VALOR"
>tell them i never even insinuated that I served
>one mentioned my pants
>tell him "drop and give me twenty, faggot"
>ask them both if they tasted each other's dicks, because they both look like it
>they both talk shit as they walk away, putting the cellphone away
>tell them next time to be sure their precious valor is being stolen before making asses of themselves in public
>add "later, fags" as icing on the cake
>pick out some delicious heirloom tomatoes
>register girl asks what that was about
>tell her "they're struggling with being homosexual"

These faggots do nothing but drive around and look for people to fuck with for their precious youtube videos
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>>721062681
Name?
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Ranger sniper sergeant here. How many of you believe me?
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>>721055054
If you lived anywhere that natives are dirty fucking squaws that drink lysol and hand sanitizer in fast food joints bathrooms to get fucked, you'd be singing a different tune. I'm not racist towards blacks, jews not going to pull that regular 4chan shit but holy FUCK some groups of natives are just scum of the earth. Depending on the laws on where you are in North America they are spoon fed EVERYTHING. What do you think happens if you give an entire race of people that lived in fucking basically mobile huts free money, no taxes, and no real responsibility? It's natives in Canada that are mostly scummy shit like this, and Canada did exactly what you think they should have to recompensate them. I lived in that shithole for 19 years of my life and I've met maybe 3 respectable natives from Canada. Trust me, they're better off in the states.
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>>721062957
>Things that never happened
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>>721063091
thank you for your service!!

jk nobody gives a shit
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Why even bother doing all this fake shit. It can be annoying when you have strangers asking about your service. And the classic "my son is in the army his name is Matt Johnson, Have you met him?" Maybe I have lady (in an army of thousands).

And the discounts are usually shit, and if you ask for them you look like an ass.

The only real benefit is the GI BILL. I got my Bachelors through that program. And not just the schooling, but actually got money to cover personal expenses like food and rent. but to get that they will check all you crap. You can't just put on a Halloween army uniform, and say you're special forces.
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>>721049147
Thank you for enlightening me on this, didn't know Americans did this kind of shit. Laughing at jutub videos of guys getting caught with stolen valor and kekeing
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>>721056607
>butterbar holding 9mm by the slide
>looking down while changing mag
>mesh gear LBE is slack to hell

Hey, a 10th mountain patch
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>>721064022
USA wouldn't exist without a strong military but my service is irrelevant to you, because I'm not American, so you're kind of right.
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>>721049277
if you're stupid enough to fight and die for rich cunts, kill yourself, for rich folks
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>>721049147
>stolen valor
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>>721064473
neither am i
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>>721062681
>goodyear wrangler radials
>bush

what decade is this from
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>>721064718
Well that explains it.
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You're a piece of shit, anon. If any real soldiers or vets find out, you're gonna be in federal prison before you know it.

Hell, I've never been military, but if I knew your name, I'd turn you in myself.
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>trolling this hard

Just sign the fuck up for the reserves you lazy nigger, you only have to worry about doing actual military shit for the first four months for basic training and job school, and you get benefits in addition to your free shit and discounts.
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>>721063849
Believe me or don't, doesnt matter to me.

Have a pleasant evening.
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>>721061788
I didn't know there were any dicks left in Europe, except Muslim ones.
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>>721049277
u 8 the b8
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>>721065365
This is why we over compensate for weak allies.
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>>721064634

> face of a stolen valor
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>>721053670
As far as that cameraman goes, if you are in a fucking war zone, don't crouch behind a building with a big ass camera on your shoulder and peek out when the gunship is flying above.
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>>721050447
wait are you an officer or enlisted please respond
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>>721049147
Triggered
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All agree that Euros are garbage
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>>721056041
Wrong, they milk that shit everywhere. We had to actually create a military discount at my work just to get all their business.
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>>721065757
> face of suffering
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>>721051977
>Thinking you're better than him bc you signed up for the military.
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>>721066163
Wrong. You are a liberal asshole. No wonder Trump won.
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>>721066330
Your response makes no sense at all. Also, I voted for Trump.
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At a certain point, it's easier to serve than to try to maintain an illusion. If you want the perks, join the military, but if you're only doing it for the benefits, don't bother joining.
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>>721066562
Homo you are liberal. Don't shout at me I have maximum autism. Pray for me.
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>>721064995
I'm a vet and I can tell you nobody's going to prison or even jail for stolen valor. The law against stolen valor is as old as the constitution. It was written in the days when presidents could shoot traitors on the White House front lawn. It is not enforced today. Hell even deserters aren't punished today. You could literally walk off base and burn your uniform and nothing would happen to you. Worst case I saw one deserter spend two nights in county before the ucmj officials told local police let him go.
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>>721059891
Yeah man, drone strike a couple villages for freedom.
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>>721066292
Face of winning until at least 2020
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>>721064080
Holy shit his uniforms ate up
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I simply don't give a shit either way.

Veterans usually are just as bad as gay people or vegans, they just have to let everyone know they served, walking around spouting jargon fuckin "HOORAH" every other words spitting dip into plastic dixie cups blaring shitty country music. Soldiers and veterans nowadays are literal pantywaists and if someone shoots off a .22 a hundred yards away while deployed, its instant PTSD and a purple heart. The guys who served in WW2 were a lot harder than these clowns.

Also WW2 was about something, it had meaning, serving now means going to sort out other countries bullshit.
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So what do you get? Just cheaper movie tickets and free McDonalds?
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>>721067938
Free bland, generic breakfast at Denny's
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>>721049277
>muh welfare check
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My grandma was a member of seal team six.im proud to wear her bullet proof bra.Fuck the military and the clowns who fought for oil or money.our country is safe and didn't need to go Iraq or Afghanistan to fight for freedom.fake wars and no victories for freedom just political gains and killing innocent people.go America
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>>721049277
America is a failed country. That's why everyone believe this shit. Kill yourself fucking cancer aids fag Trump supporter
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>>721050447
>if you want to play the stolen valor game, go ahead it doesnt anger me, but at least look at the reg and set up the uniform properly,
half-ass cosplay is the worst cosplay
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>>721056607
>One of these days, a real vet's gonna clean your clock.
i already let vet's clean my yard, car, and dishes.
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>>721051815
>It isn't lying about a record or scamming bennies though is it? It is a discount offered by a private business at their discretion.
It's defrauding that business.

Stolen valor tends to piss people off. Can definitely see someone trying to make a case on that basis.
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>>721049147
He flew over the cuckoo's nest
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If you want to pretend to be a veteran, do what they really do, kill yourself
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Stolen Valor?
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>>721053409

Nanking.
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Anyone who isn't airborne is fucking gay
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