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>Walk into your bedroom >You find Donald Trump standing

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Donald Trump standing there
What do you do?
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>>721031071
Thank him for MAGA.

The truth about immigration, by the numbers:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE

Cultural Marxist Jews Admit Organizing White Genocide

The plan to eliminate the white race:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOgkGzMdieI

Cultural Marxism in action… Political Correctness, the tip of the blade:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6c_dinY3fM

Cultural Marxism & Social Justice Explained:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqIj8C2Aek

Why are we in Decline - Cultural Marxism:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VggFao85vTs

also see

The facts about slavery in North America:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5tci36bNjg

Cultural Marxist Jews fund media propaganda against whites on an enormous scale:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gOn9MuFimo

Does this sound familiar at all? (starting at 6:52)

>https://youtu.be/kPdxhLUKZYM?list=PLo0ThsDnveH5nv5TNviBrGTX9P6IrYfIe&t=412

The Holocaust:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPc899uUb-A

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgGP_evkvOk

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxpIsep4160
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>>721031071
I ask him to make my orgasms great again
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>>721031489
Stop shitposting this everywhere, you retarded nigger
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>>721031071
offer him something to drink and eat, make conversation
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>>721031071
Offer President Trump a drink and ask how and why he got here. Discuss issues and see if there is an opening for me.
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>>721031071
Punch him in his dumb face.
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Show him my smegma
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>>721031071
start cooking a bowl of eggs
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Grab him by the boypussy
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>>721031976
Mein Neger
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*Tips fedora and bows*
Mr President
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>>721031489
you have to go back

>>>/pol/
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>>721031546
fuck off, kike
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>>721033024
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>>721033141
Go suck yourself, dildo
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>>721033222
trips triumphant
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>>721031071

>&b4 Make my bedroom great again.
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>>721033183
wat
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>>721031071
Thank him for doing such a great job and tell him to stay the course.
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>>721031546
fuck you kike, least someone out there gives a fuck enough to keep posting it.
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>>721031489
Nobody on this board is retarded enough for this bullshit, please understand that. Everyone here thinks you're retarded. Just know that please
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>>721033343
All of that.... and I might ask for a $1,000,000 gift. You know, cause he can spare it.
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>>721033421
sure kid
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>>721033316
ctr shill
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>>721033421
Yeah thanks for changing the world one shitpost at a time you delusional faggot
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>>721031071
Tell him to build the wall twice as high. With the new jobs, the burden to taxpayers will lessen and there's no price on safety
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>>721031071
>what are you doing in a 3rd world country
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>>721031071
Spark up a legitimate debate on world politics and where he sees himself in them.
Once in a lifetime opportunities like that cannot be wasted.
Can learn a lot of a man from how he responds to questioning. Reading body language, tone, etc.
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>>721033718
safety from esse who just wants his tequila and some simple work
americans are fucking petty

>With the new jobs, the burden to taxpayers will lessen
bait? nobody is this dumb
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>>721033934
Then join the line of people waiting to reach their goals legally, greaseball bastard.
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>>721033870
Thing is, what he will tell you will be pretty arbitrary, since he only really thinks about his own ego and doesn't really stand for anything.

I'd just snap the selfie with the timestamp and get some /pol/ cred
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Wonder why he is in my room... Force feed eggs?
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>>721031071
Ask him for a job.
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praise him
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>>721033934
fuck you, jobs bring more people with income, therefor more taxpayers, so the amount one taxpayer has to give to finance the wall becomes smaller.
>learn how to economics
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>>721034077
That's for the discussion to decide. I go in with no prejudice or expectation.
Just a curiosity of how genuine he may be in a candid one on one, no cameras, nothing on the record, conversation.
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call Shrek to drop him out
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>>721034399
Is that because Shrek is love? Shrek is life?
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>>721033536
oh, right. I all but forgot.
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>>721031071
Apologize for being such a unproductive neet living with my mom squandering my ability and intellect.
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>>721034463
yes. Shrek is the anti-thesis to both Moloch and Kek. Moloch is lawful-evil, Kek is chaotic-evil.

Shrek, is neutral-good.

like the Jedi.

.. think I'm full of it?

just wait and see.
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>>721034751
>Praise be to the Shrek.
Let the suffering be ogre soon.
>Praise be to the Shrek.
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>>721034936
praise His Green Majesty, with the aid of the force ghost of Princess Leia, he will vanquish both these evils of the face of the Earth.

>I'm gonna put on an iron shirt
>chase the devil of this earth
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>>721035458
We borked the thread didn't we?
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>>721031489
Stop trying to recruit the autists, we're just going to purge them later on anyways.
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>>721035685
nazis are retarded, but that got me
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>>721035543
borked it is, anon-kun.
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>>721035843
If we beg the lord almighty Shrek to save the thread, will he?
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>>721034191
>low skill mexicans settling for min wage lowers the overall wage
>the issue is that people dont pay taxes
>wall will be paid for out of taxing the fuck out of mexican imports

ok bye
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>>721031071
>Thanks for keeping the wicked witch out of office but I still think you and mike are cunts.
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>>721035905
he will save the world, anon.

this thread is just a passing spark in the dark.

stay true, stay shreked.
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Hi Donald you're the greatest and That Rosie O'Donnell is a fat disgusting slob huh? Btw can I please have a small loan of a million dollars.
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>>721036231
Do you want to hang out later and smurf while we talk about shrek?

>Shrek is love; Shrek is life.
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>>721036340
I'd love to, but gotta get of to bed. It's 11pm here on the old world, work tomorrow.

keep his green banner high, brother!
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>>721033934
Oh god , he is, look for him please
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>>721036649
I will, brother!

But I have to ask one more thing of you before you go to rest....

Do you have any oats for me brother? I am famished, and need sustenance.
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Ask him why are two men are dragging me out of the white house.
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>>721037100
Remove an are
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>>721037143
Sorry, you already said it. You're clearly drunk.
Thus why you're being escorted out.
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Praise the supreme overlord Donnie Trump, grab a beer and go out hunting for liberal cucks to put up on the wall.
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>>721037441
cringe
go wallow in your alternative facts
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>>721031071
Ask him why hes in my room. Probably look around for secret service. Identify exits. Plan defense and extraction. Secure weapon.
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>>721031071
pull the trigger.
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>>721031071

spank dat THICC AZZZ
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>>721031071
Look to make sure he brought young Barron too and get into the threeway asap!
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>>721031071
Remind him that he promised those aerospace workers that he was going to Make NASA Great Again. I think he didn't mean it, and has forgotten.
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>>721038108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chLOgj8xjx8
YES
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i'd violently murder him.
Preferably making him suffer for a few hours.
And dump his body wherever no one will ever find this piece of shit
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>>721031071
pee on him and ask him for money
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>>721038283
>Tolerant Liberal
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>>721031071
Ask him to leave before I remove him and prepare for the sales pitch from him as to why he should remain.
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>>721038346
at this point you REALLY dont have to be liberal to realise trump is incompetent and needs to be stopped
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>>721033718
picking up strawberrys, grapes, lemons, and cabagge making murica again.
The simple life while get deducted from the income tax to build a wall that wont even help for anything because there are tunnels, 5 billion dollars.
Nothing like making murrica again shit it is been like 12 days feels like months or even years.
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>>721031071
Make America great again.
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>>721038449
And you'd have to be pretty blind not to see that Hillary would have been much much worse.

This argument is childish. And is fueled by the left. While the right is just trying to, and say it with me, "Make America Great Again". So shut up and let them try. In four years, if they haven't done anything of merit, kick them out. Use your system, don't let your system you use.
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>>721038571
Hillary wouldn't have been much better, I can agree. Not much.
Just remember you're not obligated to support Trumps bullshit because of your partisan allegiance, or because he won the election.
You can even still hate liberals if you want.
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>>721033141
>>721033421
>>>/pol/
Go back, /pol/ack snowniggers.
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Challenge him to a dance off.
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scalp him. that topknot is worth billions. and the irony is beautiful.
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>>721031498
You should be dating a white guy if you want that.
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>>721033516
>my mothers
>powerful Trump hands
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>>721031071
Firm handshake and tell him to keep up the good work.
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(lie) tell him i'm worth trillions in russia. Now, enamored by my claims to wealth, I can grab his daughter and wife by the pussy. I just hope he's not that type who wants to watch.
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>>721031071

Shake his hand and tell him he's doing god's work.
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>>721040532
yea, I just don't see jesus jumping aboard the trump wagon."and the lord sayeth, HUUUUGE tax cuts for the wealthy, and a lil bit here for the middle class so that they stfu and start digging up ma' coal."
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>>721040341
bc white guys get you off?
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>>721031071
Ask him to perform this live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdOSppqUOs8
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>>721040908

I don't think you understand how god works.
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Piss on him. That seems to be what he likes.
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>>721031071
call the police, have him arrested for breaking and entering and for being an illegal immigrant here in the UK.
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>>721031071
Kill
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>>721041333
fake news
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>>721031071
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>>721031071
sell him to china
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>be trump
>at moscow ritz carlton
>presidential suite
>melania is in manhattan
>russian television is boring
>try to fap but can't get it up
>call room service for champagne
>also have them send four pubescent escorts
>they make you lay on the bed fully clothed
>they're drinking champagne from the bottle
>ridiculing how badly your suit fits
>they climb onto the bed
>jumping like it's a trampoline
>dancing to shitty russian dubstep
>one of them steps on your crotch
>dick twitches
>they're each on their second bottle now
>russian girls can really hold their liquor
>you tell them obama slept in this very bed
>they talk about how much they hate him
>dick twitches again
>they want to defile the bed so it'll be destroyed
>you love it when a plan comes together
>they're pissing all over you and the bed
>it's soaking through your suit
>so warm
>a stream hits your face
>dick is titanium
>they notice your tiny bulge and mock it
>one of them has to shit
>squats over your lap and lets loose
>it's runny but there are big chunks
>smells fucking horrible
>you grab a chunk and taste it
>dick is diamonds
>beg them to let you fap
>they make you use the shit as lube
>furiously rubbing micropenis
>they take turns pissing in your face
>unintelligible moans emanate from your mouth
>OOOOAAAAHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHHH
>they're laughing at you
>OOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAH
>HAOOOOOHAOOOOOOHAAAHGHHH
>they laugh even harder
>OOOOB-BAAHM-MMMAAAAAAH!!!!!
>cum buckets and eat it all
>Putin got it on tape
>he faps to it every night
>rigs the american election
>blackmails you into being president
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>>721033494
>implying you speak for everyone.
fuck off back to tumblr commie $hillbot.
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>>721031071
I would give him my rarest pepe and meme ISIS into oblivion with mah boi
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>>721031071
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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