Oldest you'd fuck?

12

Really depends on the looks, but generally i'd say 40-50 somewhere as long as they don't look like decrepid dried up corpses. Your pic is something i'd fug.

>>721013939
sauce on that milf

>>721013971
fpbp

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I think the general rule is double ur age +7.

So 12.

60
Nobody looks good enough after 60.

>>721013939
It keeps changing for me. When I was like 17, I didnt think a woman over like 35 could be hot, but now at 23, I fall in love with every cute ~44 year old mom I see. And I would probably fuck up to the mid to late 50's if they are well put together.

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63

>>721015716
same m8

Did a 62 y/o once for rent. Still have nightmares.

>>721015359
Ala's leg or nylons Google that, thank me later

>>721015859

Green text story plz

>>721015716
Yep, when I was a teenager it was all about women in their 20s, but here I am in my 20s and all I want is older ladies, like in their 40s

Depends on how rich they are if I'm being totally honest. I'd pop Viagra every day for the next 15 years so I could keep it up if it meant I was set for life.

I'm 37, I know a 70 gilf that can still get it. I'd love to eat a grey bush pussy.

>>721015716
>>721015942
right so its not just me. in like 5 years my preference has raised by 20 years

as long as there still mildly sexy and that pussy still gets wet idgaf 90

>>721016051
70? really pushin it man

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>>721013939
doesn't matter as long as fuckable.

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>>721013939

>>721016122
Shit, quick math. She's 60.

How2find milf who's dtf?

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>>721013939
85
Nostalgia, mainly

>>721016406
Haha, love the file name

>>721013939
8

>>721016379
Salsa lessons

>>721013939
Doesn't matter what the age is, as long as they're attractive enough to get me hard. Alcohol probably would expand the end of the age range. Just as long as they don't have that old lady smell.

>>721016732
sweet!

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>>721016544

>>721015716
Well I'm 30 and i cant stop thinking about 20yo pussy, just like I was when i was 18. I've fucked a 45 year old once, was ok i guess, but not as hot as a young pussy.

How do i get myself to like older women?

>>721016165
I'm intrigued by old ladies with tattoos. This one still looks fuckable.

>>721017080
Lurk MILF threads

Last two digits of my post

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>>721017129

>>721017052
>>721016732
need a thread of these FB nudes, and the desperation that follows

>>721013939
16

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>>721013939

>>721017080
A LOT of older women are terrific fun to fuck. They don't bring baggage and self image problems to bed with them. Some of the best sex I ever had was fucking the 65 year old married mexican cleaning lady when everyone else was out to lunch. Her old man hadn't given it to her in years. She was soaked at the thought of a 21 year old inside her.

Always wanted a woman 10-15 years older than me since I was 15 or so, 20 now. Don't know if I could bange a woman in her 40s+

fucked my 60+ landlady for years who was in decent shape and loved me calling her "mom", best sex ever

>>721017485
Fuck yes, that's what I'm talking about. These ladies know how to have fun. Huge turn on for me.

>>721017484
>Don't know if I could bange a woman in her 40s+

I wouldn't hesitate for a second, if she's not got any horrible traits. Old lady sex is magnificent.

>>721017336
nice pussy

Every one of these women are highly fuckable and not one of these women would fuck us. The 4chan curse.

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>>721017591
whi is this?

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>>721017591
>When you show her that fupa.jpg

dat file name

>>721017616
I meant to say really it would be different depending on the woman, if she's a crackwhore she'll look like she's 60 but if she's relatively healthy she'll probably look pretty fine.

>>721017791
True, I can do without tattoos, fucked up teeth, obesity, other oddities that can just create a hangup that kills the hard on.

When I was 24 I banged a 58 year old. She had grey hair and grey pubes and was not hot at all.

>>721015859
Are you also an ex bowling champion, who lost his hand?

>>721017791
>>721018079
Also, she needs to be wet. If she can't get wet and I don't have lube, there's going to be trouble. Most old women I've been with did not have an issue getting wet.

>>721018154
kek. funny movie

Even in the late 70-75's if she's not too "sloppy-mummy-looking"

>>721018123
>She had grey hair and grey pubes and was not hot at all.

laughing.. that's funny as fuck. Was she obese or have fucked up teeth, skin or fupa?

>>721013939
the oldest woman i had sex with was 50. it started when she was 47. i wanted to get a job at her company (sales of corn, wheat and other stuff they bought from the farmers to sell it to other companies) (it also was her ex-husbands company who still worked their, but in the distribution). i had a apprenticeship of 12weeks and after that would have been decided if they officially recruit me with a unlimitied contract of work. she always made sexual jokes. after that 12 weeks she said that i can get the job but i have also be available for other tasks. so basically i got the job, worked there for 3 years and i was her sexslave and everyone knew about it. wasn't bad. she was pretty hot for that age.

>>721018287
How old were you?

>>721018360
it started when i was 22

>>721018237
I've got a 70 year old in my crosshairs right now. I want to fuck her pretty badly.

>>721018455
damn.. did you see her anymore or stay in touch with her after you left?

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>>721013939
70 give or take

>>721018544
Did you post your mom?

>>721018468

I have a 61 yo that literally lives alone,under my apartment but the problem is she only take dicks (as far as i know) from man around her age. she's also pretty stupid because,she had 4 man that have gone out with just for the sex but she still don't realize that.

Anybody willing to help me? I know this woman since i was like 8 and now im 23. It would be the best score and probably the best thing that have ever happend in my life. Please halp a /b/ros with your tips and tricks please. Can provide more details if lead to an opportunity

>>721018546
no because i moved to another city but i guess i still have her private phone number on my old sim card. she told me that i can call her when i am back in town. this is >2 years ago. maybe i write her a message. hmm. would probably seem a little desperate after that time. dunno.

>>721018588
nope, milf I see in threads.

>>721018671
>invite her over
>talk with her
>make her laugh
>make cocktails
>???
>profit

>>721018780
>would probably seem a little desperate after that time

nope, not at all! good friends are always welcome back. Just think how you'd feel if someone is happy to see you again.

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>>721018588

>>721018671
How do you know she sleeps around with all those men?

>>721019192
it is your mom, isn't it?

>>721018987

She already comes to my place sometimes,but just to take a coffee and chit-chat with my mother. We also talk normally and make jokes,but nothing else (unfortunally)

>>721019222

checked.

She talk of that with my mother and sister,and let's say i "overhear" their discussion

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>>721019344

>>721015425
Kekin' fuck

>>721019282
>We also talk normally and make jokes,but nothing else (unfortunally)

Normal talk leads to more interesting talk. Get close to her, but talk about other things. Make eye contact, but don't stare. Light compliments about her person are welcome usually. She needs to know you see her as attractive. Humor, confidence and positivity are powerful aphrodisiacs.

Show her something you do or make. Be humble, but funny.

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>>721019585

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>>721019269
no its not, just a fan of her

>>721019282
flirt. maybe nothing too obvious at first, but use a bit of innuendo.

>>721019282
invite her out to lunch, to a park across town, to a museum, any place you can get her out of her zone and concentrate on something different and your sense of humor. Almost like a date, but yet not.

>>721019725
>>721019192
>>721018544

She's hot, and most definitely down to fuck. She sees herself as attractive, and wants others to see her as such.

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>>721019985

>>721019742
NOW, we're talking. Must make her laugh, and innuendos can do it, if they're not disgusting. Gauging her type of humor is important, seeing what she laughs at, and not pouncing or laughing at your own over sexualized innuendos.

>>721020142
Oh hell yes! How have you not taken time to enjoy this fine lady?

>>721015410
>>721013971
id fuck the shit out of her damn hot af

>>721013939
Rule of 7. Take your age, multiply by two, then add 7. That's the highest you should go. (also works with younger, just divide by two and add 7).

>>721020518
It's subtract by 7 if you're going older, dipshit

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>>721020407
need to

>>721013939
As old as my wife is still fertile. But I won't like it and I'll only do it to knock her up and I'll fuck ny daughters for pleasure.

>>721019558
>>721019742

Thanks for the info's,i hope i will be able to put them into practice

>>721013939

44. I'm 23

>>721020875
make sure to be physical too. don't be too overt, but if she's huggy, make sure to hug, and straight on too - don't let her give you some shitty side-hug with no boob.

>>721020518
51 x 2 + 7 = no possible way on planet earth.

>>721017093
http://theburninglotus.tumblr.com/

enjoy

>>721021006
>but if she's huggy, make sure to hug, and straight on too

hug her every chance you get. Hugs are awesome, and can lead to much greater things.

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>>721021228
sweet lord thanks anon

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>>721021308

>>721013939
Literally one of my biggest fantasies. No idea how to make it happen. I find sex with women my own age (early 20's) fairly easily. But ready to switch it up for a night.

So far? 58.

She was bat shit crazy, sucked dick like a monster and "we didn't work out"

All good. All good.

>>721015736
>63
sixty-three years old??

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>>721021228

>>721015914
Hot as fuck... thanks anon... any nudes of her?

>>721015736
>>721021387

looks like 43

>>721021254
god yes. this. I have a lot of older women that I work with that hug me because I'm a giant teddy bear. It's nice. I've even fucked some of them.

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Lola, busted at age 71 for prostitution in CT. Of course I'd do her.

>>721013939
I wouldn't think twice about fucking an attractive 50 year old. Past that I'd take things on a case-by-case basis up to 55, tops.

>>721021719
Yep, humans that don't have a mental problem love hugs. Hugs are powerfully good at a conscious and unconscious level.

>>721021228
How can I save all of this easily on linux?

>>721019346
She might be afraid of your mother finding out so she probably won't go for it.

>>721022095
>>721022116
do you fuck her?

More importantly if you hear their hips crack would you stop or finish?

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>>721022188
No, but I would lol.

>>721016979
>things that make me go hnnnnnnngh

>>721017080
You're 30 and asking yourself questions like that? Just how retarded are you?

>>721022095

N-NANDATO?!?!

>>721022245
Don't be a bastard, if the damage has already been done you should at least bring things to a climax.

>>721017928
Boob freckles, really? yuck

>>721015410
I was going to say this woman but I had no idea what her name was.

>>721022700
WHAT THE FUCK THATS MY FUCKING GRANDMA

>>721022700
goddamn.. that woman is awesome and happy with her cream pie

>>721022829
no. fucking. way.

>>721016076
so when you were 15, you wanted to fuck 60 year olds?
Gonna be hard to find someone once you hit 25

>>721022829
Sexy lady! Are you going to ride that for us?

>>721023370
Do you know her??

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60. not a hypothetical...I did it. pic related GFs grandmother

>>721017129
Worms and hepatitus.

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Best thread is best.

>>721022700

This why i'll always prefer 60/65+ womans. No giving birth,no fertilization,always cum inside

>>721013939
depends. Oldest I had so far was 30, but I'm 28 at the moment; I can imagine that at 50, a 40 would be ok.

>>721021132
Kentucky fried kek

fucked a 50 year old coworker (i was 23). One of the hottest fucks I've ever had - the moans and squeals coming from her and the way she moved on my dick was unreal

>>721016732
a thread of this type of thing would be GOLD

I dont know maybe 50?

>>721015410
Gonna Ronald Mcdonald her man face before I hit that

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>>721023383

>>721024138
She was having a stroke.

>>721019029
would tongue punch that grey haired bush

60 , i´ve meet some women over 60 that still take good care of themself and are fuckable

>>721024659
and get some scabs from 1982 in your mouth.

>>721024884
cool, they can join the ones from 1972 already there

>>721017928
sauce?

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>>721024225
You and me both wish I could make a thread like that. :)

>>721025137
You sick nasty bastard

>>721017015
This right here.

Regularly see a former coworker that fits this description, and is pretty much the reason I have a full blown kink for mature women. Still trying to smash but she's being coy and shit

>>721025207
TY anon

>>721017485
>>721017533
I would fuck her and myself to death if I could find a passably hot older woman that would M/s roleplay

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>>721016732
NEED MOAR OF THESE!!!
SAVED

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Well into her 50s. I would not use a condom. She would buy me pokemon cards after.

How do you meet DTF GILFS?

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>>721014220

Some women a still fuckable at 70. Other women are and have always been disgusting slags. Unfuckable at any age

>>721017721
no shit, but I no shit might get desperate enough to fuck that one day. Actually thats today. if i walked in on that i'd fuck it today

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Susanna Hoffs from 2015. She was 56 years old in this picture.

>>721022479
you shut yer gaddamn mouth

>>721019604
oy vey

>>721017928
This one's fucking hot

>>721025533
hotel bars

>>721019667
Would bend her over
Yank those Depends down
Blast the dust off that wrinkled old pussy
Wipe my cock on her cat
Leave her in tears wanting moar

I'm 31 and a 56yo is hitting on me. I'd go for it if only she wasn't so fat and ugly.
Sorry, no pic related

>>721025928
Im 59 old fag.
Hit that shit and quit it.
Fat girls can be a great fuk cause they appreciate it and it may be the last cock they get for a long time.

>>721025928
Slim women in their 50s who take care of themselves can still get it. Its when they pack on the pounds that they can't get laid.

>>721017591
Ethans mom would get it

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However old Nina Hartley is. She licked out my ear once in a strip club and honestly she's all I think about since. Well her and Andy Sixx'x creamy logs.

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48 in this picture. Almost 49. She is 50 now and looks practically the same.

Probably mid-60s if she still looked good.

>>721026030
Even with the promise of an easy fuck: i won't do it.
I've already fucked a milf that was a 6/10 for her age, but this one is a 3/10 at the vert best. She's horny af and don't stop making sexual jokes or look at me with a hungry face.
Hell, to be honest, she scares me.

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52.

>>721013939
banged a 62yr old . she looked late 40's early 50's cougar who could ride a dick . found out later it was someones grandma . no shame would still rail it again

Well damn, now I am hard.
i did not expect that from this thread.

>>721025807
SHE IS ETERNAL

pun intended

>>721026110
This one can. She told me about her various sex friends. She gets it when she wants it cuz she knows men can be desperate to fuck anything at some point

>>721019604
>Meth

Not even once

>>721026365
understood anon.

Doesn't matter if I find them attractive.

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Anyone got a name?

>>721026379
HO REE SHIT !
Skelator

>>721020756
Looks like a combination of obamas bitch and the lady from law and order svu

>>721026596
yes have name - Mom

>>721026664
NAILED IT !

>>721020976
Dat asshole grip tho

>>721020756
Ew you fucker. I was just lurking appreciating no blacks...
Fucked up man....

>>721024275
Who's this?

>>721013939
13

Best thing about fucking older women is not pulling out

Fill them up every time

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>>721026622


She does figure competitions. In her 50s.

Fucked a 51 year old when i was 24, met her on adult friend finder.

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>>721024884

>>721021228
I would stick my cock in that and cum over and over without taking it out for a literal day...

>>721024574
I kek'd when I scrolled down and saw it

>>721026948
Thanks for killin my boner

>>721026596
Mine's Matt.

>>721027112
Goddamn, has her pussy been snortin coke ?

>>721026596
Phil reporting in

>>721013939

That's about it, right there.

I'd say up to about 65, but it really depends on the individual. Some age and take care of themselves a lot better than others.

>>721016696
This guy knows his shit

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whatever how old was helen mirren in this pic

>>721013939
1 hour dead

>>721027734
LOL

>>721026156
Fucking weirdo. Get a life.

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Cher is fucking 70 and I'd smash.

>>721026156
nice pale skin

>>721026186
Holy fuck, it's Suzanne Sommers returning to the bay where they shot the closing sequence for each Three's Company episode.

>>721028093
Dud I met Cher about 20 years ago. Thought she was a tranny. What ever you do don't look at her pics from a profile shot. Complete wreck

>>721015410
love those nipples

>>721028093
This is NOT her at 70' lol.

>>721020835
I could smash this gilf

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>>721013971

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>>721013939
Christy Canyon
Age 50

Been banging my friend's mom off and on since I was 26. She was 50 when we started fucking. She'd always make passes at me right in front of her son/my friend. Made it so obvious. I would just act oblivious because it was so awkward, but I wanted to fuck her too. I stayed over there one night, my friend fell asleep, and I wandered out into the kitchen. We just started talking. Eventually sat on couch where she got real touchy feely, then to her bed. Been dropping loads in her anytime I want for three years now.

>>721029197
living the dream anon

any pics?