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Rekt thread havent seen a good one for a while

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Rekt thread havent seen a good one for a while
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Bump
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Shit
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>>721003532
Top kek
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i feel a dump a coming
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>>721004315
nice
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Buuuump
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Someone fucking dump for fuck's sake
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>>721004315
She looks like she has downs. Thats good she's dead
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shit thread, im out
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Alright, I'll dump
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cont?
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>>721006647
That cyclist got fucking smashed by the lightpole
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>>721006647
This video just makes me believe that God is real and he is sadistic. I mean seriously, that guy looked he got singled out. Shit broke his back and probably killed him or left him a veggie
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>>721006706
This is how i wish the cops would deal with criminals in my country.
>be me
>wage cuck working register
>giant ass nigger walking towards front
>managers stop him
>must have noticed on cams he stole some shit
>he makes a break for it
>several white biker dudes walking in store at same time
>they throw him on the ground and sit on his head till cops come
>best day ever
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>>721007046
Kinda like this?
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>>721007104
This a video from china.
The man that got stabbed was going to tell the police that the cop in the video raped several women.
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>>721007104
You're a gigantic faggot and a coward among twats
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>>721003340
wut happend here
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Guess I'll keep going
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>>721007342
died from eternal bleeding
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>>721006922
why u tell us that?
i mean really why?
like is u an autismo?
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>>721007211
Bingo. Or that guy who got hit by a helmet in a construction site when a tractor ran it over.
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>>721006796
I hate birds so much
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>>721006753
It's like I can hear the gator at the end when he turns toward the other and just says, "fuck you"
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>>721007576
what the FUCK
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>>721007378
well he did die tho ;
Gernot Reinstadler
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>>721007576
fake
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>>721007662
It's fake
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>>721007877
that was a sick move
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>>721007804

did he really think he was just gonna stand there taking a million punches and be completely unfazed?

hoooooooooly shiet what a stupid nigger.
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>>721007842
>>721007842
>>721007842
filename.
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>>721007942
A killer move, even
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>>721007877

as a general rule, if the guy is bigger than you try to throw fast punches and move away. or this shit can happen. dont look for a quick knock out unless you're perfectly positioned for one in the beginning.

also, learn how to pick your fights.
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>>721007823
That's just sad. What are father's for anymore if they can't even teach their sons how to fight?
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>>721008097
fuckin' white people
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>>721007562
>that fucking expression

His hope and optimism = gone
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>>721007377

That actually paralyzed him.
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>>721007823
>animu taught me how to fight
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>>721006822
One helluva mix tape
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>>721006822
did you see that person flying out the window when it explodes?
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>>721008219

yeah but he got some likes on facebook so its ok.
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>>721008057
Lol, sissy haircut gets shrekt
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>>721008254

What happens when you watch too much mma.
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>>721007842
Poor kid. Hes clearly retarded and the nigger doesnt care or see that. Typical subhuman always having to hit something.
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Alright, I'm out, this is my last one, the sickest shit I got
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>>721007211
>Going too fast
>Not even slowing down around the car (probably doesn't slow for pedestrians either)
>Not keeping distance at all, leaving no room for error

Bikers, lol, statistically it's death on wheels.
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>>721006679
I hope I'm not meant to feel sorry for any of those stupid fuckers; pedestrians are the worst. I do feel bad for the drivers though, that probably fucked their insurance rates.
Stay off the roads if you don't know how to look both ways before crossing.
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>>721008402
This is clearly a tard school, look at the autistic kids running out of class at the end
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>>721003340
Oh damn that IS blood he's leaving behind. I thought it was dirt being dug up at first.

"his right leg was nearly torn off"
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>>721008430
dude wtf......
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>>721007581
lost, best ylyl thread ever
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>>721008430
Right in the feels bro
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>>721007626
Were those Sonic rings coming out of her?
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>>721008512
I thought it was his genitals, thanks for enlightining me
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>>721007104
You gigantic pussy
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Chainsaw decapitation webm? All my old shit was deleted
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>>721006822
Don't add water to oil fires
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>>721008268
Makes me sad every single time. I guess she was a cutie before.
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>>721007576
Probably a makeup tutorial
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>>721008034
>ref just tosses her aside like a doll
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>>721008277
no, because that didnt happen

waste of dubs
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>>721007626
That slap and pull hair combo os very useful apparently
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>>721008277
not at all
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>>721008647
>>721007626

No it was boss body armor
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>>721006822
>american cardboard house
shiggydiggy
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>>721007823
at least the nigger was smart enough to realize 1 one enough
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>>721008654
>I thought it was his genitals,
afaik he got his guts wrapped out.
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>>721008012
Lanklets, will they never learn?
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>>721007562
Diago, put that down. You don't know where it's been.
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>>721008953
Are you autizmo?
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>>721008335
Jesus Christ That's horrifying
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>>721008057
Olaf grossbaf?
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>>721008261
It works sometimes...
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>>721008482
oh? i didnt notice since im an autist myself.
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>>721008335

Pants filled with shit 100%
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>>721006679
It's a hard-knock life, for us...
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>>721008034
women wanting to be like men, so cute, it's like watching babies fight
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>>721008268
seizure
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>>721003532
Haha thanks mahummud I knew these heads would come in handy. Now let us practice our football skills for the Arab cup. Praise be to Allah and his 6yo loli wife
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>>721007377
Shirt is on topic
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>>721008430
MODS
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>>721008153
there are like 50 videos of niggars doing this sucker punching bs for every white person

which is strange because white people have more cameras, and use them more often
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>>721009314
Still goes for the bike
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>>721009466
Your forced meme is unfunny. Try something else.
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>>721009390
topkek
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>>721003340
This video has been posted before ad nauseum. You just broke the edict of your own thread.
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>>721009366

Get stomped
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>>721008443
Talking on the middle of the road ... expecting cars to avoid them ... I hate that.

This should happen more.
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>>721009411
>says this
>>721009420
>literally next post is white dude sucker punching
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>>721009519
newfag
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>>721007942
did anyone ever find out if this actually killed that kid? sure fucking looks like a coma for a while at the very least
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>>721008219
no, it didn't.you can see him on all for at the end of this video -on knees and hands that is. you won't be able to do so if that one cable is finally cut.
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>>721009717
Not newfag, I just thought that was the stupidest fucking thing to say.
Christ, even Milhouse would be better than that.
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>>721008335
moar of this please! that is real frecking gore.
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>>721009663
What an autistic comment.
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>>721009642

That was 10/10 impressive
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>>721007675
Too many karate movies
Kek
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>>721009054
Someone found him. There's video.
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>>721008335

Goind skiing in two weeks, this shit freaks me the fuck out
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>>721009602
is that john cena?
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>>721004315
sauce pls
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>>721009836
That gif is old af and you've never heard it called still goes for the bike. Nice milhouse name drop. gg newfag
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>>721009625
oh no! consequences for actions
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>>721010081
Don't go off trail /b/ro
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>>721008097
I love how the guy was in the chair not giving a fuck still on his phone. Literally no fucks were given till the very end, and even then tie guy stopped on his own. Whoever the guy that got beat was, he was hated by all of them and got his ass justly handed to him.
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>>721009884
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>>721009115
the audio makes this video
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>>721010081
Stay off the moors. Stick to the road.
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>>721006753
alligators are so fucking stupid animals.
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>>721009602
>I'll just fuck with cops because I'm always right in any situation

ohshi, reality!
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>>721010345
And the regular version
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>>721008254
they look like chimps fighting.
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>>721010414
that's what a regular camera captures
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>>721007576
If I remember correctly this was a makeup YouTube video and a stunt
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>>721008254
Fucking combo breaker reversal!
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>>721010470
Yes. That's what regular means. Good job.
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>>721008097
enjoy jail, idiot.
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Damnit when are we gonna get past this 2mb limit shit?

>my interpretive dance of the current situation
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>>721010667
AND HERE IS HIS MOST DANGEROUS CHALLENGERS
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>>721008430
Holy shit MODS, MODS help!
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>>721010289
kek
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>>721010749
>Holy shit MODS, MODS help!

Calm down fam, bestiality is fine on /b/
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>>721006679
What did those fucking morons think was going to happen?
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>>721010672
>Brings a knife to fist fight

>>721008225
>Brings a hammer to a fist fight


Niggars clearly couldn't adapt to white man's civilization. Time they go back to Africa.
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>>721009735
Yea he died. His parents donated his organs to the zoo.
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>>721004315

Looks fake.
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>>721008074
She just takes it too, so fucking hot.
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>>721010863
Why?
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>>721009115
É a posição do galo da meia noite
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>>721008430
This matches up to literally every song ever
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>>721010871
All of my fucking fuck.

Story?
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>>721010871
story?
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>>721007675

"But in Mortal Combat it works!"
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>>721011018
Plane forgot how to plane
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>>721010880
Yes she does
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>>721007532
Oh my the filename
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>>721011066
It's Mortal Kombat.

And even then, if he was going for MK he'd have fucking uppercut the dude. Which incidentally would have worked.
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>>721007562
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>>721011043
Drugs?
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>>721011004
Dumb bitch
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>>721010453
That's not karma you stupid fuck
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>>721004315
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>>721003340
>>721003532
Holyshit yikes!
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>>721008442
So smart
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>>721009224
Fucking 400lb neckbeard virgins acting tough online is so cute. I dare you to step into the ring with one of these ladies.
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>>721010829
turn down the cringe next time.
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>>721010853
....retarded....
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>>721010908
because it is, you idiot.
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>>721008924
This.
they have a fucking tornado season and still build thier houses like this.

fucking retards
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>>721010667
filename 10/10
Someone made some good money training him to get that black belt.
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>>721010871
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>>721011343
I swear to fucking god. Is there anywhere in the world where white knights are publicly executed?
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>>721011256
o rly?
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>>721009632
relax, kiddo. there hasn't been anything new on /b/ for years aside from growing trumpfaggotry
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>>721011521
Not that faggot but those bitches would beat this shit outta you, no white knight necessary.
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>>721011605
Pickles are new. Shitty knock off bananas that are shitty knock off spidermans but pickles are new.
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>>721011521
no one is white knighting, you pathetic faggot. Could care less about the women, but no one comes here to listen to you pretend to be an alpha. Fuck off back to your Dota and cheetos you basement dwelling piece shiteater
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>>721008134
But fighting is bad because it's CURRENT_YEAR
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>>721011018

"Copyright Douchebag productions. Huge douchy watermark that shows that is me, me and me alone that shot that video that is mine, mine and mine alone, signed the huge douchebag"
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>>721011689
touche
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>>721011057
Story here? Did hose guy make it out? Who was the nigger in this situation?
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>>721008430
I was fucking petrified all through that waiting for it my God
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>>721009475
He dropped his dindu muffin...
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>>721011609
Typically, average guys are stronger than even female body builders. Besides, fighting in a ring is stupid. Completely unrealistic to think that they could just kick the ass of some random guy on the street.
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>>721011057
How can one fuck up this bad? Incredible
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>>721008254
He broke his own fucking neck?
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>>721012080
Obviously he fell on his head knocking him out.
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>>721012023
Sentiment extrapolated from your extensive knowledge of beating women
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>>721006401
That one's a no brainer
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>>721011256
yeah that was a killer bait, sucker bit hard and paid for it
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>>721011609
Not the guy you're repyling to but
>those bitches would beat this shit outta you
Most likely wouldn't. I mean they can throw a decent punch but like Joe Rogan said, your average guy with the slightest idea how to fight and throw a punch can easily win in a fight against a female MMA fighter. The reason is natural testosterone (which is a huge factor) and size difference.
See how easily the ref throws her aside.
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>>721010345
>muten roshi on the left
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>>721011715
Someone mocks the fighting bitches and the cuck is all like "Oh you fat virgins would get your ass beat by these ladies."
How is that not white knighting?
I have to deal with these cucks every day at work.
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Less chat more splat, fuckers.
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>>721010484
the tshirt of the revery makes me think this is fake
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>>721012370
Except when Joe was saying Ronda could beat up most of the 135 UFC mens roster.
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>>721009224
I would love to see her beating the shit out of you for talking that crap
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>>721010871
Need moar info on brain breather blood ball guy here
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>>721008126
Honestly best way to take anyway down if they're bigger than you is to kick their shins hard as fuck or smash their kneecaps.
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>>721012500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXEE92PKu40

Skip to 9:00

The whole vid is fucking gold though
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>>721008753
what by your mom?
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>>721012023
You are so goddamn stupid. Men are generally tougher, but that doesn't prevent women from taking part in any kind of sports. Men play ball with men, women play ball with women.

Now, grow the fuck up, faggot.
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>>721012490
Agreed.For fuck sakes.
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>>721012644
>filename
kek
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>>721009475
he just gave him a hug goodnight.
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>>721006706
Why?
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>>721006647
kek
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>>721007675
Sweep the leg sweep the leg!!
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>>721012257
Not really from beating them, but yeah. Working as a security guard. You would be surprised at how often I have to physically remove people from wherever I am working at that day.

There is always that dumb bitch that gets into a fight with someone and decides that there is no way the security guard is going to do anything if she continues fighting, throwing drinks, or turns her aggression on me for trying to break up the fight.
Even worse is that there is ALWAYS some cuck that thinks he will get his dick wet if he whips out his phone and starts chanting something about racism or some bullshit.
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>>721012801
His best friend was gonna testify against him for raping a bunch of women. So the cop stabbed the shit outta him. Such is life in China or wherever that was.
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>>721009836
He's right you know. If you didn't understand the reference there, it's your failing.
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>>721011222
Trips checked.
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>>721011043
i love how everyone went from "save the bitch" to "fuck it, I am too old for this shit"
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>>721012805
Motherfucker did that on purpose
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>>721012805
Legit

Doggo is kill
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>>721006822
Fuck yeah
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>>721012541
The same Ronda who couldn't defend herself at all against a woman who actually knew how to punch?
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>>721007842
>>>721007842
the billy elliot remake looks gr8
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>>721010871
Would he be able to breathe though his eyes?
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>>721008430
you could say this is some hardcore RUFFhousing! right??
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>>721012690
Who said anything about preventing them from playing sports? This whole shitfeat started from someone saying that female fighters can kick male ass. It was argued that even if they are strong by female standards, they are below or at the average male level. Why are you still crying?
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>>721013252
If you're trying to get a pun thing going you're barking up the wrong tree
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>>721010871
the actual fuck?

any medfag pls explain
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>>721013154
Yup! Joe is an unreliable pothead is what I'm saying.
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>>721013367
He later died of eternal bleeding
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>>721013354
>when the kush hits
>5 gum
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>>721010983
fake
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>>721013378
Where did he say that? Because on his podcast he talked about the transgender woman (previously a guy) wanting to fight with females in MMA. Joe talks about how men have huge advantage against women due to testosterone, muscle mass etc.
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>>721010871

Its a prosfecis

A fake face.
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>>721013367
his nose, cartilage and other bones are broken and air gets between the skin and muscle/tissue when he breathes.
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>>721013517
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/3/2/8135605/joe-rogan-ronda-rousey-50-percent-ufc-male-bantamweights-mma-news
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>>721006753
Will it grow back?
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>>721013602
So, not most, but he was saying she could beat up some world beater dudes.
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>>721007804
One handed, He could have walked away with the first punch
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>>721008097
at least 15 punches? He deserves jail for sure.
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>>721013680
But where's the fun in that? Dude was still holding his beer after the first punch.
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>>721013602
That's bantamweight, those guys are fucking tiny, like child size almost. Imagine Jon Jones from UFC 135 going against Ronda, she would be out after 1st punch.
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>>721013601
bs

dont airways go directly to lungs?
would matter all his bone faces being broken
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>>721007104
Your life must be a boring piece of shit mate
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>>721013756
did you know you can actually close the airways of your lungs?
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>>721013732
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>>721007859
An internet classic that makes my heart warm everytime I'm reminded of its existence
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>>721012023
oh wow, that's a load of bullshit. any of those girls could murder you .
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>>721008225
Dassa Hammamane
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>>721013755
Yeah, that's 135, her weight class. Did you miss something here?

Also for maximum keks, Ronda herself said she could beat Cain straight up. No joke.
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>>721007562
Im triggered you sick fuck
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>>721013816
wtf is even happening here
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>>721012406
doesn't seem like white knighting to me. it seems like a fat and/or bullied nerdy kid playing macho on the internet. Deserved to be called down back to reality
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>>721013854
>most of the 135 UFC mens roster.
I read that as UFC 135 mens roster.
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>>721013913
such is life in the streets
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>>721006822

Looks like a SWAT vehicle pulled up on the lawn on the left. What's the backstory on this one?
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>>721009475

Dyrus winning the 1on1 vs Tyrone
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>>721013806
so?
there r no air scapes inside of one's face that can make ur face do that

stop trolling
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>>721006822
>>721014016

nvm found it

http://abcnews.go.com/US/hampshire-house-explosion-accidental-police/story?id=23698091
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>>721013970
Pretty sure she subs Travis Browne like every night
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>>721014032
>there r no air scapes inside of one's face
there can be after serious/fatal trauma to the head, which this guy probably has
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>>721011428
1.) the south gets tornadoes
2.) the strength of said tornadoes will take apart any building.
3.) places known for tornadoes have cellars for said occasion
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>>721013354
H-HE IS FAST!
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>>721007562
>filename
Fucking Kek
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>>721014081
Nice, never bothered to check the story. Thanks for that.
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>>721010943
pretty cool, story?
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>>721010983
fake
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>>721011057
>Rammstein puns
my nigga
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>>721014197
russian sting operation or some shit
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>>721014125
true

but then we would see that more often......
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>>721009625
sometimes you get exactly what you deserve.
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>>721014032
Sinuses, you stupid inbred bitch ass honkey faggot
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>>721014339
see this, trumplet
>>721014302
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>>721009263
That fucking nigger tried to play it off as push ups!
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>>721007877
And......one for good measure
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>>721012801
Why not?
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>>721013816
actually that's Iceland
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>>721010456
>Looks like
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>>721013756
he maybe could do it manually. clsing his mouth and trying to breath with the nose. Nose is blocked and air gets trapped between skin and subcutanous layers, blowing face up like a ballon.
Think its rare but possible injury.
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>>721014464
kek
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>>721014464
this cracker dead
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>>721013755
yes. now imagine ronda against your average 4chan dweller. I would pay to watch that
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>>721009263

this is the most retarded thing ive ever seen. imagine if your life was worth as little as theirs LMAO
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>>721014673
The average /b/tard has better stand up though
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>>721010861
Kek
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>>721014673
>your average 4chan dweller
which is a 15 year old kid. adults can beat kids quite easily.
>I would pay to watch that
I would too
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