/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

Why are IDs even gone?

>>720990215
2 early cuzzie

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u guys heard of this girl Islay A from welly?

IS ANYONE IN AUCKLAND SELLING WEED PLEASE HELP ME

>>720990981
FUCK OFF

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>>720990215

fucking fix the thread asian moot.

>>720991812
praise gookmoot, you can post again

just let the thread die and make a new one

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>Christchurch

>>720992082
fark off cunt.
shit post like you oughta

>>720991258
What did I do?

>>720992157
old shit post is old.

Whats the bet way to scratch my anus without being gay?

>>720992675
With your dick

>>720992675
use another mans dick.

roses are red
niggers are black
cash me ousside how bout dat

>>720992760
haven't even been around for this meme and I know its gay as fuck.

>>720992675

get a chick to do it with her fingernail

>>720992760
keep that meme off 4chan

>>720992675
you could use toilet paper, pretend youre just wiping your ass, that aint gay

what's the best way to sniff another man's hard cock without being gay?

>>720993146
Dress him up like a girl and say he's a trap

>>720993012
its not gay if your finger slips through the toilet paper while wiping your ass.

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Reporting. Now in Invercargill lol

>>720993184
thanks will try it

>>720990215
friend of mine was from there. She had family issues and had to go back; I haven't heard from her since. Hope you're doing well, Sarah

>>720993146
it's not gay sniffing it you faggot, just dont put your lips or anus around it

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>>720993289
You down there for a while now?

>>720992675
Take a shit that's bigger than your arse hole. The stretching of your anus will naturally scratch it.

>>720993458
Oh yo, I got the job.

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>>720993686
flipping burgers at McDOnalds doesnt count as a job

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>>720993794

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>>720993686
Shit lad, I didn't see you sneak in.
Congrats, man! You started yet?
I got work too actually. Normies all around in this bitch now

>>720993861
Nah, sadly doesn't start for a few weeks, so gotta go through being even poorer for awhile, but it's good money so it's worth the wait.

>>720993848
bless this niggas soul.

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>>720993977
Fucking rip
You'll hold out alright?
I fucking got the call today and start tomorrow, need to fuck off to sleep soon
Rip to the shitposting

>>720994598
Yeah i'll be fine, just might suck for a little bit.

Congrats to you too, what's the job?

In invercargill for work too...jesus this place is odd. Mind you there were some smoking hot chick's out for the premier of that Pork Pie shit

>After an accident, Tom wakes from a coma to discover that fragments of his smart phone have been embedded in his head, and worse, that returning to normal teenage life is impossible because he has developed a strange set of super powers.
Does this sound like something worth wasting 1 and a half hours of my life on?

>>720994857
Iboy?

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>>720994669
Herding animals at the meatworks
>>720994756
Yes but
Is the film any good?

O's in tga?!?!

>>720994896
yeh

>>720993458
Probably 2 years haha
How you been man?

>>720995646
Fuck, you're in it for the long haul. Up to down there?
Yeah, not bad, eh. Moved out and all that shit, got work as per >>720995090, things is aiight

>>720995733
Studying. Missus got a job here. Cross credited stuff to SIT.
Might end up living here to start off a living. Houses are hella cheap and missus makes bank. Once this 6month contract at a flat is done, might get our own house.

Oh shit man nicceeee, is TC still alive? You niggas should just upgrade to discord already.

>>720994756
I generally find small towns produce some grade-A woman and then some flat out humdingers

>>720995851

these threads are so fuckng shit now

>>720995968
this bitch matched me on tinder. might invite her to a gangbang this saturday

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>>720996170
Been there done that m80
Enjoy my leftovers :^)

>>720996235
we'll see who's laughing after i impregnate her and you will be forced to raise my black child

>>720996347
>Fucking her raw
Enjoy your STDs retard

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>>720995851
That sounds all good! Yeah, houses are cheap as down that way. Good luck with it all.
TC is still alive, yeah. Dead at the moment, but yeah.

Anyway, I've gotta call it a night. Take it easy, my dudes.

>>720996428
lmfao condom cuck detected

NZ claiming the moon when?

>>720996892
That doesn't even make sense.

>>720991055
bump

>>720997014
it wouldn't because you're a virgin.

>>720992675
poppers and an inflatable

t. weird straight guy

>>720996235
who are you? I know this guy

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>>720997095
ITT we wait for
>>721000000

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Y u ded

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>>720995090
Half of me wants to see the remake just, and the other half fears crushing disappointment.

>Saw Geoff Murphy talking about the original
>at a screening last year, mad respect to the
>man for calling bullshit when he sees it

>>720996235
>>720995968
can someone explain wtf this is about? I know these people including some posted a couple threads ago

>>720997250
Fuck.

...wants to see the remake just out of morbid curiosity, is what I meant to type.

Hello fellow Australians

>>720995924
That's because you're posting in it brother

>>720997368
shut up nerd

>>720997205
Q?

Anyone got that timestamped tit pic from last night?

So when should we start deporting Americans? I want them out. No more visas for them either

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>>720997773

>>720997840
Not Tala, the tit closeup that said "Go to bed" or something. Was posted just before the thread died

>>720998004
well dress me up as a school girl and spank my panties, cant believe i missed that

>>720998149
I have a feeling it might've been DG but she hasn't posted in so long I could easily be mistaken.

>>720998207
Good eye.

>>720997281
forced shitty meme.

Chch nudes?

>>720997840
forced shitty meme.

>>720997840
forced shitty meme.

>>720998698
I mean you can see my dick if you want, that's about it.

>>720994595
Who's this ?

What's everyone doing ?