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>thinks korean girls are amazing >visits korea >every

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>thinks korean girls are amazing
>visits korea
>every girl has garlic breath and no ass

anyone else experience this?
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>>720976380
Normal for gooks
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Normal for gooks
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My Korean bf is qt af tho
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>>720976380
Its a lifetime learning curve of learning how to be with them , its not that easy ,also op , nobody loves their own food more then koreans
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>>720976380
i've never met an attractive asian here in the states.
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>>720976380

Friend married a Korean chick.

After marriage, she thought it was her duty to run the house and take care of the kids. Buddy became nothing more than a sperm bank and paycheck generator. She also cut off her long hair and sex became more of a two, maybe three times a year thing.

Actually, I guess it's no different from any other marriage.
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>>720976380
That is why the Japanese called them garlic eaters.
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>>720976380
>Only exposure to the way someone looks is from media.
>Go to their country.
>Surprised they don't all look like portrayed in the media.

I bet you think if you go to japan you'll get laid with all your animu knowledge, too.

You fucking weeb.
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>>720976380
I lived in Korea for 3 years in my early 20s (20-23.5), and while I never managed to attract one on a gf-level, I did fuck A LOT of prostitutes. What you say is generally true, but after you've eaten enough kimchi and been there a long enough time, you learn not to give a fuck anyway.
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>>720976380
Hah ha ha ha. Kimchi breath..... Kimchi sweat.

They ooze that garlic/onion/cayenne/fermented cabbage stench 24/7.


To fuck one requires several shitty korean beers and a bowl of ramen with a side of kimchi.

This numbs the senses and makes using one of these cum dumps possible.

Experience... Korea 93-94. Shit hasn't changed one bit.
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>>720976683

Err I dunno about that last part man. Indians are pretty attached to their national food pastes.
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>>720976771
I've never met an attractive Asian.
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>>720976380
If they are skinny and cute, then I don't care about their flat asses. I also love garlic, so I will probably be another garlic breathed guy.

Still, is your fault if you let mass media guide you about other cultures.
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>>720976805
Fuck, that's sad.

Also, hilarious.
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>>720976380
forgot to mention the horribly flat faces and square jawls
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>>720976771
You won't have any better luck in Asia unless you're into plastic surgery.
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>>720976380
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>>720977084
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>>720976380
>no ass
If ass is what you're into you should consider dating niggers.
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>>720977275
This.

/thread
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>Be Australian
>brothels are legal and clean
>all girls are Asian 10/10 students trying to pay Uni bills
>$50-60/hr

Gotta love Australia
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>>720977258
seeing one on the internet and meeting one aren't the same. most asians i've met are socially awkward engineering students.
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>>720976559
whatever you say buddy; of course gay guys like asians, theyre all twinks
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>>720977258
Those nipples aren't aligned.
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>>720976997
>A LOT
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>>720977443
Over 30. Even fucked a few guys and 2 traps.
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yo guys I'm korean all my korean girlfriends are hot af, you aren't looking in the right spots

if you'r a white dude taller than 6 feet I can hook you up with some cute korean girls from ktown if you come visit LA, most of my friends go clubbing and work at business firms and half of them are single

reply and I'll give you my fb
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>>720977417
I'm not gay retard
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>>720977572
Me

pls respond
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>>720977572
>>720977667
No.
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>>720977390
My nigga http://www.brothels.com.au/brothels-in-melbourne/.
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>>720977582

Tits or gtfo. You know the rules.
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>>720977420
Sure they are, she's not wearing a bra and she's not sitting straight. Have you never seen breasts before?

http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1485926547820.webm
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>>720977390
>walk outside after fucking Asian 10/10
>the 120 degree sun makes you pass out
>get raped by kangaroo and wallaby
>wake up covered in marsupial jizz
>get bitten by something
>can't tell what, but it doesn't matter, it's most definitely poisonous
>you slowly lay there paralyzed and dying
>some bloke calls you a cunt and tells you to get out of the doorway so he can go repeat this process on his own
>you die
>you get scraped up and put on the barbe for the aboriginals to eat

Gotta love Australia.
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>>720978125
Yes, and them's some nasty tiddies.
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do koreans smell bad?
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>>720978370
Either you're a faggot, or a jelly hambeast, either way, kill yourself.
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>>720976771
Asia is big; it's not just china and neighbours.
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>>720978843
Not at all.
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>>720978978
Well, I consider myself straight (despite liking traps), I'm not jealous, I'm in great shape, and I already plan to kill myself in T-minus 4 years.
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>>720978302
>be American
>walk out side
>crazy women running around NOT MY PRESIDENT
>Muslims running around airports LET MY FAMILY IN
>build wall MEXICANS LET MY FAMILY IN
>Go to work blocked by PROTESTERS

Rather live in Australia
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>>720979097
Why kill yourself?
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>>720978370
is this weightlifting fairy? good drama
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>>720979663
I'm an overall shit person with a shit life. I hate a lot of things and a lot of people. I look forward to death. I won't be missed.

But, for now, there are still some things I want to do.

>>720979894
Sassy Go-Go.
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>>720976997
>>720977519
Why are you posting pictures of those weird Korean barber poles?
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>>720976380
I always get so jealous when i look at asian amateur porn...
fuck man i get depressed too. I want that.
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>>720979663
He likes traps egro given up on having a healthy real relationship
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>>720977253
I'd fuck Kate.
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>>720976380
who is this fine piece of bulgogi
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>>720976380
>no ass
How did you not know this?
>Garlic breath
Sometimes. Maybe try finding girls who brush.
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id fuck myself in the ass if i could lick her toe
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>>720980098
Sounds like you need to get a dog. Dogs will love you. Maybe consider sex with said dog. Then you can have purpose and dick despite your shit life.
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>>720976380

i really like that girl in OP pic, she look like a girl generation girl girl
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>>720980329
Meeehhh idk
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>>720980238
They're a type of brothel. You get a massage, and then either get a handjob or full-sex depending on where you go. It's usually equivalent to about $80 for an hour's worth. There are MANY ways to get laid in Korea, and this is just one of them.
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>>720980589
What. I lived there for years and didn't know that shit.
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>>720980550
She's a tiny little thing. It would be adorable. Then all the cuck jokes would be even funnier.
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>>720976380
My gf is Korean, this is my assessment

>Kimchi smells really bad in the fridge for some reason, but it doesn't smell that bad when it's out and being eaten

>Due to hating cabbage, I've never eaten kimchi, even with her family

>Korean family is OK. Her mom is chill AF, her dad is super traditional so it makes sleepover hard , etc

>My gf is hot, 9/10. But I'm around a lot of Korean girls because of her... they are either 9's or 10's, drop dead gorgeous... or, really unkept, awkward/nerdy

>Either way, asian girls are the best. even the awkward or unkept ones are cute. no fat american pig, no feminism, no sjw

>On the flip side, very traditional no matter how outgoing or americanized they are if they grew up in a Korean household. So they expect you to look good, make good money, plan for a future, and do all that stuff. Korea girls good for wife and long term, they will get uppity and bitchy if you keep them too long without marriage and all that shit
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>>720980521
>love
"Love" doesn't exist, Anon. It's just a chemical reaction in the brain as a response to external stimuli, be it physical or emotional gratification. It hits hard and fades quickly. A dog only 'loves' you for as long as you feed it.
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>>720980634
Whaaat, you missed out BIGLY.

I got laid all the time doing this. Hell, I'd even go to one on my way back home, after class (I started uni there) or while grocery shopping. Look my parents right in the face, knowing I was under a Korean woman just minutes before.
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>>720980660
She's so flat on both sides and with a weird face too.
Voice is pretty annoying too. NL could have done a lot better.
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>>720980828
Well, I don't want to fuck prostitutes.
I'm just surprised.
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>>720980872
All women are prostitutes, lol

I fucked some guys too, as I said. This was mostly in the bath-houses in Itaewon.
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>>720980869
Couldn't agree more. I've also given her streams far too many chances and can't really tolerate her anymore. Still stick my cock in her throat though.
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>>720980690
>they will get uppity and bitchy
They never stop getting uppity and bitchy. You could make 6 figures and she's gonna tell you that ain't good enough eventually. Then she's gonna have her parents move into your home....
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>>720976380
Most Koreans eat kimchi everyday, so you can smell it on their breath. My wife cut back on it so her breath doesn't smell bad (plus she brushes often). She has a great ass, but by Asian standards she was told it was too big (it isn't).
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>>720977420
THAT GIRL HAS DOWN SYNDROME YOU PERVERTED FUCKING FUCK!
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>>720981280
She is literal perfection.
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>>720980997
>All women are prostitutes, lol
Alright, bud.
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i fucked a cute korean girl for about 6 months. She was an international student at my university.

She had a great ass was not flat at all. Her tits weren't very big tho. Super tight pussy, i felt like i was breaking her the first time we fucked. I like asian girls but dont care much for the shrieking they do while being fucked. I mostly shoved her face in the pillow to muffle it. She let me fuck her ass even tho she was clearly in pain. But never told me to stop so i went for it. She liked being used.
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>>720981462
might be a guy...
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>>720981803
If she has a dick, that's even better.

>Downie Dick
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>>720976683
uve clearly never met a mexican with a plate of tacos.
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