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post you're job and salary wendys chef $8.60/hr

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post you're job and salary
wendys chef $8.60/hr
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>>720959135
>waiter, this pasta is stale
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>>720959135
You are job?
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>>720959135
Web developer $88K/year.
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NEET
$1100/mo
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>>720959135
Assets and portfolios manager at a collection law firm, no degree. 45k
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Unemployed living off of mums salary.
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>>720959616
feg
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>>720959135
Lab Technician 40K/yr.
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Mother Fuckin Hustla
- $15000 a week
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>>720959135
Your salary is your yearly pay faggot. Not your hourly pay rate.
Information Analyst - 40k
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Professional Cucker
100,000 whiteboy tears a year
22
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>>720959943
top meme, 11/sausage, so smart. wow.
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>>720959135
Op a wendys "CHEF" you're a fucking joke
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>>720959135
would hardly call working at wendys a chef?

Weekly Salary:
$800 Cash Day job
$150 Delivering Pizza 2 nights a week
$94.30 Legit Wage
$550 welfare
--------------------------------------------------
$1584.3 Net profit per week :)
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>>720959135
dish washer 11/hr
27 y/o m
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>>720960070
you just got trolled
>takes bait XD
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>>720960208
how do you get 550 a week from fucking welfare where the fuck do you live?
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>>720959915
Nigger detected.
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>>720959135

IT Requisitions Officer for retail chain.
65k/yr
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Autobell car wash

7.25/hr

~15-20/hr including tips. (my usual wage, we get mad tips)
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>>720959135
cracker barrel dishwasher/night maintenance
8.00/10.00 hr respectivley
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>>720959840
Been looking for lab tech job have almost a bs in chem
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>>720959918
With a lot of low paying jobs these days you don't have a guaranteed number of hours, so annual pay could be difficult yo asses.

I'm an entry level robotics/systems engineer, making 77k plus benefits
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>>720959135
lol, wendys grill master, 11.77/hr get reced
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Production planner 70k + benefit btw I'm one of those immigrant that took yer jerb
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Big 5 distribution center
Maitenence/utility
12$ An hour guaranteed 40 hr work week
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UPS morning pre-load
10.30 hr
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>>720959135
Warehouse picker/packer/receiver/cooler manager/warehouse manager/driver/general labor/general maintenance/forklift operator

14.50/hour

I feel like I should be making a little bit more tbh
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>>720962985
How doesn't it feel being just a number to those corporate fucks?
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>>720963007
It sounds like you work in a warehouse and have been given extra responsibilities without the pay that comes with it. Don't worry though, people are working to automate your current job.
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software developer
105k
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zookeeper
38k a year
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>>720959135

Onsite tier 2 support, 55k
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camgirl
100k a year average
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>>720963343
Tits, now. Whore
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USPS RCA (Rural Carrier associate) with City contract

RCA $17.05 + $0.65 per-mile
CCA $17.45
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MBA fag from top school. Business operations 225k/year, 20% bonus, 10% stock options.

Total package 300k/year
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>>720963213
I'm ok with this tbh. I'll just kill myself when the robots take over
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>>720963117
single
No bills
$550 plus benefits a week to spend/save
>feelsgoodman.jpg
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>>720963439
what's your day-to-day like?
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>>720963439

I call BS. Basement dweller detected.
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>>720963492
the world or your job? Because I hate to break it to you but I'm working to replace your job.
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>>720963507
Really pretty slow.

I answer common sense questions with common sense answers, but people take my word for it due to the degree and title (vp)

Most shit I deal with is ferreting out tribal knowledge and shit people due that's not to protocol and determine if it's more efficient or not.

Quick tip for my /b/ros

Look into getting a pmp or six sigma black belt if you are in any kind of big company if you can. 100k minimum with no experience just for the certification.
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>>720963433
Dam how many miles you drive a day?

Also truck driver for jb hunt. .40/mi comes out to 20-28/hr depending on traffic and such.
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>>720963744
How long until you activate skynet?
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Teacher
$41k / year

Yeah, it's not great. But benefits are worth their weight in gold, and I genuinely love my job.
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I build bleachers, 14hr, great hours over summer,
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>>720963962
You'll have to ask google/facebook/microsoft/apple. I just do stuff with robots.
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>>720959135
burgerking assistant dishwaher $7.30/hr
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>>720963507

One other thing is that no one knows how much I make. I grew up poor and my friends all make min wage. They think I make 50k/yr and think it's a ton.

I still live in my small apartment since I have no kids and drive my old truck.

I've bought several rental properties under a trust and have one for each of my buddies if I die.

I figure that's the right thing to do.

Money is nice until your bills are paid. After that, it doesn't help you. I'm boring and depressed so I just have no use for luxury.

Got my MBA at 30, by 38 I have a net worth for 1.3m with a projected risidual from the rentals at about 5k/month.

Could retire but like I said, I'm a miserable fuck and would probably not know what to do with myself
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>>720964145
>dishwashing
>burgerking something does not add up here anon
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grocery store cashier
8.90/hr (min wage in MI)
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Staples Tech Asosiate $11/h
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>>720963785
i'm this dude: >>720963221
but i graduated with a business degree and was thinking of going the pmp route for awhile for that exact reason. at some point i'm going to want to move into the management side due to it being kind of a PITA staying up to date with the tech, and frankly it does seem relatively straightforward. The "tribal knowledge and shit people" part definitely struck home, I've seen throughout my career people who really aren't helping the company move forward but have rooted themselves as "the guy" with arcane knowledge they refuse to give up. Thanks for the response!
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>>720964003
At least you get the summers off so you can go to Alaska, do some fishing, and come home with 10-20k. Or just be a bum all summer.

Also I'm not sure how I feel about our children being taught by someone who frequents a Malaysian quilting board and jerks off to traps
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>>720959135
Space Management Technician at a University
15.00/hr until may, until education is done next year and fulltime position is created.
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>>720964342
Shh let the lad have his dreams
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Baler operator
$15.65/hr
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>>720959135
>18
>$7.50/hr
>cook at Zaxbys

Decent while going to college, r-right guys..? They give me whatever days I need, so its pretty chill.
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banana tester
13k
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>>720964085
But the robots are the main villain. I mean, who else is going to hunt down remaining humans after skynet nukes the entire world?

I feel like you know more than you're letting on
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>>720964397
>Also I'm not sure how I feel about our children being taught by someone who frequents a Malaysian quilting board and jerks off to traps

I'm not into traps, but point taken. Kek
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bait dropper
300sheckles/post
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>>720963902
about 65-80 depending on the route. Main route is 70 with ~550 boxes (some people are away this time of the year so its about 500, forget the numbers)
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>>720964629
Hot dam I'd do that for free
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>>720964677
Nah I was just trying to create a kek I'm sure you're a good guy doing what's best for the youth
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>>720964284
this dude again: >>720963221
after you got your MBA how did you get into your VP position? what was your position/title before? also if you don't mind me asking, where'd you get your MBA from?

i've thought about how bored i'd be if/when i retire too -- the thought of getting old kinda scares me.

do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
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>>720963007
Are you working in montreal?
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Utility Power Electrical Engineer. 90k. So far.
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>>720959135
Wendy's chef $8.60/hr
small world OP.
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>>720964388

Your 100% spot on. People are mostly afraid of their security (job) being taken away. Best way to get the info is to manipulate sadly. Offer promotions to train replacement type thinking.

If you have thebig picture interest and mindset, the pmp or MBA or both is the way to go. People won't take you serious without it.

I got groomed by my former CEO (billionaire) and behind closed doors he talked about firing niggers and not hiring any more queers.

It's beyond ugly at the top and some people are evil. I once forced a woman to miss her child's play to prove a point. Threatened her job if she left early again.

I cried in my truck after I did that, but the workers stopped banging out early without cause. Do the ends justify the means? Who knows? But is it ugly? Yep. Does everyone I come into contact with hate me or kiss my ass? Yep. Can I trust anyone? Only my boys who think I'm broke. Go figure.
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sound editor.

13k/year
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Disabled, 10k a year. Thanks for the taxes, faggots
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>>720964912
Nah, farther east. I'd be more specific, but it's a fairly small company and way too easy to figure out
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>>720964856
Thanks /b/ro I try
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>>720959135

software engineer

141k/year + stock
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>>720964738
Oh ok so the miles aren't where the majority of cash comes from. For me it's all about how many miles I can drive per day. I could make 300$ or 50$ on any given day but I'm averaging aboot 200-250$ a day which is decent for a 21 year old with barely any expense besides rent and food
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>>720959135
When did you lose 15 cents per hour?
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50k
Internal Audit
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>>720964962
How can you live off that? Not trying to be a dick I'm genuinely curious
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>>720964929
sounds like you're evil

anyways kys you crying ass evil minion

you're not even an evil overlord, just some evil bitch of a greater evil

how pathetic is that?
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Sex worker
Varies
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>>720964964
Wish you would just kill yourself
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aspiring rapper
havent made my mark yet but ill be set soon
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>>720964964
Wat! Only 10k a year??? How the fuck do you live on 10k a year??? You must never leave the house and eat cat food for dinner... cat food you stole from your neighbor's cat dish.
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>>720964907
Took no time but I was selected by the CEO to get my MBA.

I went to Sloan in Cambridge MA. Executive program paid for my by company.

Took me about 10 years grinding until I got noticed, then the rise was fast.

All rises to power come quick I think. Years of positioning then moments of it coming together.

Career

Engineer
Senior engineer
Project manager
Program manager
Engineering manager
Operations manager
General manager
VP operations

A girlfriend who was with me when I was broke.
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>>720965232
how many sex do you produce in a day?
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>>720959135
Professional Shitposter
$500/yearly
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>>720965269
Post yo shit man I'm an aspiring producer
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>>720959135
NK dictator, $25,000 but I got all the kimchi bitches I could order to my palatial estate
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>>720965278
Actually turns out it's less than 10k a year, my math was a bit off. I live in efficiency housing which is actually quite nice, and only gotta pay rent, all utilities included. I have a cell phone, a gaming PC, high speed internet, and manage to eat on around $120 a month give or take. Being a decent cook helps.
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>>720964929
>>720965228
i don't know man, at my office there's a few people who are constantly dipping out early or working from home because "reasons" or are out "sick" several times a month, and they (obviously) don't end up contributing very much. i'd hate to be the one responsible for calling them out on it, which is why i think our director turns a blind eye (he doesn't seem to like confrontation), but it does end up being a problem.
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>>720960208
yeah nigguh, you got like 10 kids or soemthing?
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>>720959135
You got a raise since you last posted this shitpost. I would say good job but you still work at wendys.
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>>720965227
good question. i live with my parents who help me out financially... but it sucks, i can't even bring a girl home to me, if she would see how i live she'd instantly off...
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>>720965288
Nice, thanks again for the response. I'm 27 and basically at the beginning of your career (senior software engineer), not sure exactly where I want to take it but excited about the future. Sounds like you've made it man, congrats!
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>>720965477
Ah OK well that makes sense. Honestly, if you're genuinely disabled/unable to work, I don't mind "muh taxes" going to help out a /b/ro

But if you're faking it, then I hope you get struck by lightning...and die...
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illustrator
0 because no one will fucking hire me
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>>720965837
I tried to work, but sadly thanks to my mental disorder, and then getting diagnosed with an auto-immune disease that almost killed me I can't work
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>>720965573
How old are you anon?
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>>720959135
walmart casher $9.00
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>>720965486

The one thing I learned is this:

People need a leader. Go left, right or straight and people will follow. But you have to set a course.

Even if you are wrong, steam ahead and you'll go far.

Ever wonder why senior leaders always seem retarded? It's because they are but are willing to set the course and be made fun or hated.

Business is simple. Make a product or service and sell it. Everything else is built off of that principle. The leadership and confidence to execute on that principle is the hard part.

Next time there is a problem at work, come up with a solution and step in and ask to correct it.

Even if you shouldn't be involved, people should see your willingness to jump in. Eventually the tide will turn and a new regime of leaders will be culled and you will certainly be considered. Everything other than confidence is trainable.

Ask yourself what's not trainable and demonstrate that. Loyalty, engagement, intelligence, etc
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>>720966071
34
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>>720959135
Sales Engineer - $170k-220k
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>>720965106
no but that extra $45 isn't too bad, pays for gas, repairs, and have extra to save up for better car then the beater I drive on the routes.
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mechanical engineer, 80k/year.
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Illegal gambling spot, man behind the bullet proof glass and steel bolted door. 50$ hour cash plus 5% of winnings after bills
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If I could sit on my ass all day and masturbate I would be a cam girl too but I have respect for myself. (And a good job). Forensic Anthropologist 54k plus I work for a private investigator and make commissions that range to about 77k per year. I didn't get that great of grades in highschool and I went into college to major in art. To major in fucking art wtf. Get your shit together you niggers.
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assembly technician, $32/hr
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Marine, 24k/year. 21y/o
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Transport Manager £28k a year
Machine Operator £14k a year
Load of shite
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>>720966378
Become a cop or firefighter after service .
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>>720966109
i have a txt file i save insightful thoughts in, that i just added this to. thanks again man.
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>>720959135
Mexican here, I get $3/DAY in wendys
what do you think about it?
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Powerline QC
Drone Operator
34
$120,000
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>>720966134
You realize those are two different things right? I get what you mean my brother is working in chem sales for ecolab. But he has a chem eng degree which does him nothing because he's in sales. Now that I think about it I just don't respect sales
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>>720966378
yep, and stay in reserve. Nephew did that, rollin' N.D.Dough. And is a "part time " cop. when not working, mostly goes fishing, mudding, or shooting range.
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>>720959915
Jerome? Is that you?
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>>720966533
I was thinking about national park ranger, I'm not too social, love the outdoors, and my time in service transfers over
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>>720965573
I make about the same as you and also live with my dad..

When I meet girls at bars I just get a nice hotel room with the excuse that I've had too much to drink to drive all the way home. They tend to think I'm a big shot because I can drop $100+ on a room whenever I want. Truth is I just have money saved up because I don't have many bills to pay.
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>>720966533
Don't fire fighters get shit pay?
>>720966378
Also don't listen to that guy become a body guard for a rich Asian business man. Great work, great pay, easy to land the job.
Source:I watched a movie about pedophiles last night
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>>720959135
>>720963439
I'm this dude but base is $200k with 10% bonus and performance based stock grant. Board last year granted me $300k for saving $8M year over year. This year probably won't be as great as we had some MNA that ate up budget with staff aug. This year I will probably make right at $300k if the stock grant is nice.

I can confirm >>720963785
do the PMP/6Sigma stuff. We pay the good ones up to $175k.
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>>720966843
i know that feel bro...
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>>720966843
that's the life, but you'll get bored soon, and start asking yourself about True accomplishments... then the depression will set in. Find a hobby that makes some money on the saide and save it, keep yourself more pre-occupied... idk
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>>720966843
I mean if you're already going to get the sex why splurge on a $100/night room. Just go to a motel 7 and start earning from their rewards program
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>>720966665
Well previously I was a Network Architect and managing security and network engineering teams so it's not like I don't know what I'm doing. Sales is just less stress but I still have to be pretty damn technical. You just need to learn to not be a judgmental prick.
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Janitor for the city.

22/hr

Go ahead and laugh, but I'm bringing home 1500 every two weeks.
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>>720959135
web developer
96k/year
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>>720967101
Janitor? like what, working in a municipal building?
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>>720967054
Also motel 7 concierge
$13/hr
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>>72096714
I'm >>720966896

How do you web guys get paid so damn little? I hire good ones and they're not fricking cheap. You guys either need to up your game or learn to negotiate better. Stop settling in life or something.
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>>720967067
>you just need to learn not to be a judge mental prick
That's on my list of things to do anon don't worry. As well as invest in stronger rope and work on my writing skills to better craft my an hero note
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>>720967101
Friend's a school janitor and I'm pretty sure he makes more than I do. I'm a teacher. Trust me, I'm not laughing.
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>>720959135
Warehouse Monkey
$12 hr

wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't wasted 5 years getting my engineering degree
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Media Planner, $70k/year
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>>720967101
I laugh because I'm being home 1500/wk. until the tax man fucks me bunghole and it's closer to 8-900/wk
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Ref soccer games,

150/300$ a week, 2-3 games
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Life guard 22.50 hr/
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>>720966812
That's a great job , pension and benefits, as an anti social myself, being a cop was good, the busy you are the less the free time mind can roam. >>720966882
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>>720959135
cnc jet engine parts
22/hr 10 hours a week over time
sell HP of bud a week

almost 2 grand a week for guns, alcohol and other degenerate activities including paying for all my neet friends shit
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>>720966109
thank you toyota
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>>720966882
Hell no, not civil service , you come to NJ or NYC. You can go top of list for the ports and police and fire.
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>>720959450
Works at Wendy's. What do you expect.
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Nando's line cook

$11.50CAN/h

We get tippout as well, but it's not much more.
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>>720966915
Not too bad of a feel tbh

>>720967045
It's not too bad, Anon. I actually really enjoy my job, it's very fulfilling but it's only seasonal so I only work 6 months out of the year. I have many hobbies (none that make money though) and I'm planning on starting my own business.

>>720967054
I usually stay at Holday Inn's and rack up points at those. Just because a girl comes home with you doesn't mean sex is guaranteed, she's more likely to enjoy herself in a nice room than some hooker hell hole. I also like the option of maybe seeing her again and that's more likely if I get a nice suite.
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Retail cuck
Target
Position : ship and receive
$10.50 / hr
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>>720967376
why are you working in a warehouse if you have an engineering degree?
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It is a question that has gnawed at the minds of philosophers for ages...
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>>720963007
You must be the only worker in that warehouse with that many titles
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>>720967101
Nothing to laugh about, janitorial work is chill as fuck. You get paid way better than most janitors too.

It sucks cleaning toilets but besides that it's a decent gig.
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software developer, virginia, 70k/year
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Apprentice butcher $423.23/week
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>>720968214
Oddly specific but okay
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Investment analyst for Wells Fargo
440k + stocks
26 y/o m
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NEET
10 feels per hour
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>>720959943
This guy >>720959794, is quite literally his job...
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>>720959135
Software Developer
70k
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Art Director. 120k per year
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>>720968052
Unless you're a woman/minority its really difficult to break in. I've sent out hundreds of applications,and gotten 1 phone interview and 1 actual interview.

I should have done more to get internships, but as before, those go to women/minorities first, or people who have connections in the industry.

Unless you've got someone to get a you a job, or you can get in to a top 10 school, college isnt really worth it.
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>>720968078
Might as well be most days, anon. Everyone else does jack shit
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Parasite
0$/hour
0$ costs of living
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Seasonal maintainer
$10 hourly
Farm hand
$10 hourly (cash)
Snow plow shoveler
$12 hourly $18 ot $30 double ot
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expo / almost fully trained bartender 10.50 but tips are good
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>>720968725
i know a couple white dudes who are engineers and they did all do internships in college, and started their career with the same companies.

maybe try applying for different positions throughout the country? you'd have to move, but it'd probably be worth it at least for a few years to break in. otherwise, the longer you go without working in your field of study, the harder it's going to be to get in.
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>>720965953

Back to the drawing board eh?
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>>720969215
*ba dum psh!*
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>>720969479
stfu
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Clinical Analyst, $95k/yr
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>>720959135
IT at the military
$4/Hour
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>>720970266
sick benefits though
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MBAfag - question. Sorry I'm late to the thread.

I'm a clinical analyst (healthcare, decision support for a $3B project) and I'm curious what my career trajectory should be. I want to spend 2 more years learning analytics tools, but I understand that a lot of highly paid/prestigious positions start out as analysts. Where should I go from here? Should I stay in healthcare? Any industry recommendations? How do I climb up and away from Analyst roles in 2 years? My goal is 15% increase per year until I hit $200k
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>>720965953
post some illustrations of yours
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>>720963007

Warehouse Manager.
18.50 p/h

I know that feel fellow dust brother.

Except I deal with heavy ass tile by myself.
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Discover card fraud agent-30k
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>>720959135
11 an hour Ameriqual
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>>720968013
can relate
Kohl's
Fulfillment Worker
$9/hr and 18
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>>720968324
Where did you go to school and for what? I'm in finance right now and am about to transfer to Kelley at IUPUI
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>>720971341
Lol so I have Wells Fargo... but...

If I wanted to buy some shit and then file a fraudulent claim on a card, what's hardest to track/best to buy? Do they actually investigate a $500 purchase?
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11$ forklift driver
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>>720972107
not the fraud agent, but come on man, is it really worth it?
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>>720959135
>Substitute teacher $70/day
>Home Depot freight team $12/hr (part-time)
Make no money and hate my life. Still live with parents. Have a bachelors degree in bullshit and been bouncing around career ideas. Considered teaching but I realized I don't want to be a teacher, fuck having that much work to do at home, the vacation time isn't worth it.

Just want a decent job (~$40k/yr) where I can leave work at work for the most part, while I figure out what I really want to do in the meantime.
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>>720969215
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Taco bell $8/hr
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Android Developer
$4.5/hour
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Off the books Web developer on section 8 and public housing make over 100,000 a year own 2 houses in florida. But I still get foodstamps. Living the dream
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>>720972424
I don't know that's why I fucking asked him
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>>720973146
>the answer is "no" you retard
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>>720964510

Anyou autist can use a baler. That's a job?

Also I'm a beer Sales rep. $80k a year with incentives. My wife's a cell biologist so that's another $70k.
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>>720972555
what was your degree?
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>>720972424
>>720972107
I am the fraud agent, yes we do. You won't get away with it, I promise you. There is a lot more behind the scenes then you realize.

You could always try, though, and say "oh, I forgot, sorry!" And be done with it. It does happen, where people do forget, but... good luck :)
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>>720964688
So you still live in your moms house and try to be funny to hide the fact that you're a useless piece of shit
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>>720973527
What does the investigation entail? Anything harder to track than others?
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>>720969199
I was in Comifornia, so the SJW, fuck cis-male-scum thing, was pretty strong. I recently moved back to my homestate (MI), but there's not a lot of openings here either.

Writing cover letters, and filling out applications is a lot of work, especially when you hear nothing but rejection back. I'm pretty burnt out on it.

I didn't really expect to jump into an Engineering position, but I didn't think it would be this hard to secure a fucjing technician job.

I've got most of my classmates on LinkedIn. The ones who scored jobs were minorities/women and dudes with parents in the field. It's pretty frustrating when a lot of these people came to me for help with the more difficult coursework.
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>>720971333
>333

Beep beep
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Currently i work on campus doing a major-related job @ $9 an hr. Already got a summer job 40hr/week at $19/hr. Smd
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>>720973851
I don't work in investigations. That's a whole different department. :(
I just close accounts for fraud. What I can say though, we've seen a lot of really crazy stupid stuff card members do or try to do. We know almost immediately if you are lying based on the answers you give us when we ask our questions. No matter what the charge type is: keyed, Internet, swiped, cash advance, balance transfer etc.
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>>720959135
Web developer, $106k/yr
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>>720973867
I'm in Texas, you could always try your luck out here, the economy is pretty booming. Good luck man, just gotta keep trying and trying until something comes through.
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ROV pilot offshore
60500$ a year pluss offshore bonus
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>>720959135
Fucking OP's Mom
I get to use her debit card.
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Union Pipefitter/Welder Apprentice
23 years old
$31/hr + benefits (health, pension, supplementary pension, etc.)
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Banking Analyst at Credit Suisse 90k a year 22 y/o
shit hours though
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>>720974539
Subtract your dues and then tell us your wage
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>>720959135
Violent Crimes Detective, $74,327 / year

8 years a cop
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>>720974513
that's awesome, is it for oil?
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Call center rep
$13 bucks an hour
19
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Grocery store employee, $8.50/hr
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>>720973098
So you're just waiting to get audited basically?
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>>720974569
how many hours are you putting in a week?
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>>720974631
Dues at my current rate are $80 a month.
The dues are not collected out of my check.
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>>720974632
what's the most interesting crime you've investigated?
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Ast Manager $12
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Janitor on a shitty image board daycare for aut-astic fags

0 dollars per year. I live in a shoebox.
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>>720974786
Also want to know this.
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>>720974670
Mostly yes. usually from an oilrig or boat.
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Dishwasher/ $10.00 an hour, part time
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>>720974733
honestly usually hovers around 75-80, but those mythical 100 hour weeks have become a little more abundant the past few weeks. I'm only 6 months in so another year and a half of this bullshit til I get anything better though
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>>720974767
Oh so not really a Union then. Was thinking like one of the major ones where you can lose up to 20% of your check on dues and shit.
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>>720974786
Underage posting on 4chan
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>>720974453
Thanks.
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>>720974834
drill baby drill. how long are you out on the oilrig/boat at a time? what's living on an oilrig like?
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>>720974786
>>720974806

meh, a few of them end up in the papers, when there's a serious beatdown or something but I think most of it would be interesting only to the people working on it. For example, an arrestee who's a real smartass or makes jokes about his crime while confessing. If I guessed the flow of what I work on it would be: domestic stuff several times a week, 1 or 2 armed robberies a week, and I'm relatively junior so I have second-chaired all the homicides I've been on. But those are interesting to a detective. Not really for the Sherlock Holmes aspect you might think- whodunits are very rare- but for all the basic stuff you're supposed to but people forget to do because so much shit is happening all at once. It's hard to keep up with it all.

Fortunately we have a sex crimes unit that handles almost all of that stuff, we only take overflow now and then. That stuff is gross and I want no part of it.
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>>720975175
Oh it definitely is a union. My union is strong in my city and has a large market share. It is just that it is a trade union, not an industrial union.

Trade unions are less likely to use the per-hour-worked method and instead usually use a flat rate.
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>>720975320
on the robberies/homicides you helped investigate, did anyone end up getting away with it (or is still at large)? i may be mistaken but with all the technology these days it seems like it'd be hard for anyone to get away with it
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>>720964003
Whatcha teach? I really wanted to be a highschool English teacher. Language Arts was always my favorite. I'm still trying to figure my major out.
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>>720975266
1-2 weeks at a time could be longer, living on an oilrig is great as long as the crew you're working with is nice. good saftey, good food, nice rooms. have to work 12 hour shifts tho.
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>>720959135
IT Tech.
$11.50 hr.
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>>720975716
You watch too much TV.

All that CIS stuff is bullshit.
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>>720975748
what do you guys do for fun on your downtime? i'm pretty set in my career at this point but in a different life your career seems like it'd be pretty cool
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>>720959135
4th year resident.

Hourly basis, less than minimum wage.

Sucks.
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>>720959135
Wendies porn?
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Embalmer 40k/year + benefits
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>>720966812
Fuck yeah. Do it mate.
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>>720975906
In downtimes we just chill out, wach some movies, play games it theres a gaming console, read a book or even work out. but the first thing we do when we have time is maintenance and repairs on the rov system.
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23 24 in 5 days $37 Aud/hr boilermaker
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paramedic 38k a year
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Supervisor of admission at a medium sized museum.

$16/hour.
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Real estate investor
~84k/year
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>>720976403
You Australians have it good man I heard you guys get minimum wage of $18
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>>720968093
Fucking this. Worked as a janitor for a elementary for 6 years.
As a young adult in my 20s, still living at home, bringing home 1200 every two weeks was fucking heaven.

Left that life behind and now working as a DwP manslave.
Pay is good, but I miss the days of sitting on my ass for 8 hours and only working after every breakfast, lunch and closing.
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Insurance Verifier
$10/hr + commission
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20 y/o LVN new grad, $20.50/hr (starting salary). Currently have only been working for about 2 months in a LTC facility.
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>>720975716
This is only my experience talking but most of these crimes are solved through traditional means, and the science just provides confirmation or removes doubt, like with blood and DNA evidence. Obviously there are plenty of cases nationwide where unsolved murders or rapes get solved thanks to DNA database hits but I haven't worked on one.

Basically, if you want to solve most of these crimes, you need to take a bunch of witness statements, write down accurately what people tell you, be organized, and put it all together in understandable format. The same kind of skills you used in writing a term paper in HS or college.
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Business Analyst
64k CAD
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>>720976760
oh yeah, that's 84k after taxes, this is averaged, some years I'm <70k, others >100k, 33 almost 34
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Security Guard
224K yearly
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Sys admin for one of the big 3 auto
$110k a year
Im 26 khv but in the plus side I have a shit ton of cash to blow on retarded shit
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>>720977062
I'll add that for robbery cases, DNA is rare. It's usually "dude pointed gun at me, took my money, and left" so nothing to do CSI tricks on. That's more about getting a good description and putting photo lineups together. Fingerprints are rare in every case. People always ask about fingerprints- 'why didn't they get prints?' But most surfaces won't collect them so it's pointless to try.

Murder cases, with blood, you're taking lots of samples. And lots and lots of pictures.
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Burger Chef
114 thousand a year
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>>720959135
Medical device QA and Calibration specialist $24/hr
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Kitchen lead cook
900 weekly
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I drive an ambulance
12hr
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>>720959135
Short order cook at HEB (Texas based grocery chain). $11.50/hr. I get insurance and pto. Not bad for just being a college gig.
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>>720959135
trap prostitute
100 an hr.
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>>720977307
Buy me a gtx 1080 if you can blow money on "retarded shit"
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I wash dishes at a popular restaurant.
22HR
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Cab Driver in Canada, wages between: 10.50-20$ per hour including tips
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>>720977343
random question, but are you familiar with the jon benet ramsey murder case? it was recently like the 20th year anniversary of the crime so there was some shows out on it recently, and it's a pretty interesting case that it seemed like the police bungled. if you're familiar with it i'm just curious what your thoughts are, i think the brother did it.
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How hard is college? Specifically getting a BA in Computer Science?
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WalMart Electronics

10.90/h
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I park peoples cars (Valet)
wages varies + Tips.
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>>720959135
Lab Tech 42k
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>>720960075
New fag
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Manager at Target
116 thousand last year
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>>720978184
frankly, CS is easier than people make it out to be. college can be hard if you let yourself get too distracted. everyone worked out fine for me, but that said i really should have taken a year or two off before going to college, i more or less wasted the first year by being stoned the whole time and didn't learn anything -- could have gotten that out of my system while working at a restaurant or at a ski resort or something.
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Waiter
214K
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>>720959135
FedEx Ground package handler

$14.20 an hour
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>>720978424
Kek. My sister is the manager at our Target, no fucking way you make that
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>>720978480
what distractions did you encounter (besides getting high (which I already have great moderation of))? i plan on living alone and not engaging with friends too often.
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25
Door to door sales
Any where from 400-800 a week
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>>720959943
Yes, Jerome
Speaking...
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President 400K
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Cashier
24 dollars/hour
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Welfare.
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>>720959135
jewel osco cashier 8.75$/hr
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