Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>720935230
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
What kind of loser wastes his time spamming avatarfag threads xd
Claim :o
>ITT
>>720940123
Go to sleep
>>720940234
Why
>Hamakaze claimed
Weather is finally getting better but there's still ice. I almost busted my ass on it.
>>720940331
Because you need it
>>720940559
That means you can still bust it on the dancefloor.
>>720940559
wish I were that ice
>>720940074
normal bullying~ like stealing her bag and putting bloody tampons in it and having everyone call her "bloody rei"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZGPlKqXoo0
>>720940855
It hurts
>>720940857
Thats gay :^)
>>720940858
Gr0ss and unsanitary
>>720940832
Im fine
>>720940858
Bad kind of bullying! Bad kind of bullying!
>>720941080
How can I help nurse it to good health then?
Ive been bleeding for the past 3.5 hours.
>>720940074
Nothing.
I wouldn't mind attending one of those places but it would seem like a waste.
>>720939907
I want her to bully me ;-;
Also blue hair
>>720941306
Guess it's that time of the month
>>720941497
Im only worried if theres pain.
>>720941306
i've been bleeding for the past 13. periods suck
>>720941569
can I watch?
>>720941622
that's weird anon
>>720941569
Not a period. More frequent and potentially bad news.
>>720941622
>>720941688
...sure
>>720941721
are you dying
>>720941721
Im sorry about your anus...
>>720941374
How much are you attracted to my way of living?
>>720941788
Doubt Im dying now. Could mean something though.
>>720941799
Which one?
>>720941688
could turn into hot
>>720941737
can I taste it too ? I don't want to watch a fake blood drip
>>720941917
well don't die that's not good for you
>>720941969
pls no
Shiki claimed
>>720941969
im not into straight things
>>720941884
Excited
>>720941306
>bleeding for the past 3.5 hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrydNhvGy0w
Is it related to what you've been eating, or.. ?
>>720940855
That seems like a pretty unusual Rei now that I think about it.
I'm no totally sure, though. Maybe it's her hair, I don't know.
>>720941468
She's a decent choice though, don't worry.
In fact, she was my 2nd best girl during the 1st season, but the fact that she had an unhealthy obsession with garbage was just a little bit frightening. She's really cute, I've got to give you that.
>>720942102
pls yes
>>720942156
bend it
>>720942184
It was pretty hard to try and figure out who was best girl between her and Ruri, but the last like 5 episodes of season 2 were :ok_hand: :fire:
Alas, she is no Alice though
>>720942184
https://youtu.be/7RWI3-8N_-Y
Not really. More related to my fistula being a jerk today.
>>720942318
if you can dress as a convincing female i'll allow it maybe
>>720941080
bullying is fun!
>>720941263
alright fine, i won't bully her...
>>720941306
ah everyone is making period jokes, never mind
>>720942414
no I just wanted to watch
>>720942660
when does your period come up ?
>>720942171
You have an over-romanticized view of it.
It's not bottom of the barrel, but it is close.
Do your parents provide you with any support?
>>720942184
It's probably because she's not really Rei.
I just used a pic he would recognise since that's my Discord profile picture.
>>720942660
Good.
>>720942800
that's not something we talk about, anon
>>720942816
did asuka and rei ever get along? i'm a huge fan of the series, but i don't know if they ever became fwiends
>>720942800
whenever it's inconvenient. every time
>>720942816
How can I not have an over-romanticized view of something you're doing?
They shelter me for cheap.
Feels awful overstaying with them.
>>720943053
is it happening right now ?
>>720942184
Chidori Kaname
>>720943391
https://youtu.be/PeYUTbU_iTw
>>720943617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OriSm8tUgi4
>>720942660
No its not, bullying is mean. Would you like it if I bullied you?
>>720941917
Your sphincter
>>720941263
I'm not sure...
>>720943893
https://youtu.be/CBIgb9-V-7c
>>720944041
Nothing wrong with it though.
>>720943129
>How can I not have an over-romanticized view of something you're doing?
Why would you say that about me?
I just don't want to be a bad example. I've just made mistakes, not choices.
>>720943053
I don't think they ever did, though I don't think it would fit the show.
Pretty nice picture.
>>720943893
Too bad Life of Pause was disappointing.
>>720944041
An arse injury needs proper treatment.
Starting with probing said arse.
>>720943893
Also
>SOON
>>720944386
Shit
Probe me, I guess.
My butt has a crack in it and it needs to be fixed :^)
>>720944228
Well then, where is the blood coming from
>
>>720944386
Well, I guess I dont have any other choice.
>>720943230
who knows~
>>720944041
m-maybe..
>>720944386
darn i wonder who will Shinji choose in the end, i hope it's Kaworu (best rejection type~)
-squeaks with a little enthusiasm for the first time in weeks while making chicken and rice for everyone-
>>720944758
See
>>720942395
>>720944948
why so enthusiastically enthusiastic, sonata~?
>tfw Rory-kun's anus is destroyed so I can never penetrate it
>>720944845
Well, that's no good. Y-you shouldn't allow yourself to be bullied by others.
hello again folks
>>720945200
-feels a little better! Can breath again!-
>>720945327
piano holo!
>>720945234
Who even are you
>>720945234
Clearly you aren't trying hard enough
>>720945237
i kind of enjoyed it when i little...
>>720945327
hello, fluffy~
>>720945335
ah because of the ammonia? you got over it pretty fast
>>720944948
GET IN THE FUCKING BAG MOUSE
>>720945723
Well, dont let people step all over you then. If its making you feel uncomfortable just speak up please.
>>720945723
-is not gone but more tolerable-
>>720945883
-is not getting in the bag. Knows what you've been putting in there...-
>>720944948
Rice is shit tier
Learn how to cook a decent meal
>>720946055
just seeds and toy squirrels now get the fuck in there
>>720946089
Rice is good nigga.
Staple food.
>>720945524
You but faster.
>>720946089
-looks up at you dejected...has hungarian paprika though-
>>720944386
I realize that.
I understand you don't want someone to go willingly through what you had to endure.
Sparking Meteor 3 is still expensive.
カラミチーマス
>>720940123
just tear up my shit fampai claimed
>>720946238
That doesn't make it good
Especially when wheat and potatoes are also staple foods
>>720946042
i'm not very good at defending myself, but i don't mind me bullied
>>720946055
oh why do you type like that? *sees how good you are with words and is impressed*
adsfa
>>720947244
i want to bully your butt
>>720946238
Doesnt answer the question
what is the point of these threads?
>>720947244
Mhmm, well I guess I'll have to defend you~
>>720947897
I'll bully you
why do you sleep so much? -_-
>>720947795
get our feelings hurt over the internet
>>720949415
only a kid would get hurt online
oh wait :o
>>720949592
:^)
>>720949680
if sachi ever hurts yui I will kick his ass -_-
>>720949592
yeah
>>720949910
he did chen got btfo :^)
>>720947528
how do you plan on doing that?
>>720947897
my hero <3
>>720949910
I thought that was cute of Kurome.
>>720950032
Sachi came back because he has no friends
Chen just left because the threads are shit
>>720950169
by spanking it and groping it
>>720950261
I told yui the same thing tbh
some people claim to leave but still post like cc
>>720950502
only hamakaze is allowed to do that
>>720950561
I'm leaving.
Waifu thraeds just aren't the same anymore.
Bye.
>>720944459
I'm not sure what you mean by this.
>>720950658
I'm not asking for permission here
>>720950494
>>720950783
I'll go out with a bang.
Waifu sings:"I am a forsenboy".
>>720950788
well you don't have permission to motorboat this booty
i've had a good run.
but what this has become is impossible to salvage.
it is cancer, there is no denying that it is horrible.
tasteless teens wondering in thinking its always been a hugbox.
using the shit state to further justify their depressing lives.
this will be my final goodbye to this place.
i will not return.
so may we remember what a glorious place the old /waifu/ was.
i was cc-fag/uta-fag.
and i am LEAVING YOU ALL BEHIND TO FACE THE TRUTH.
THATS RIGHT, MY FINAL /WAIFU/ RELATED POST WILL BE A BANG.
/WAIFU/ SINGS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY.
I WILL EDIT IT IF YOU SING FOR IT.
lyrics:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/queen/bohemianrhapsody.html
quick way to sing it:
http://vocaroo.com/
any other ways are accepted
if someday a place like it was comes a long and all the good posters are there, you can guarantee i will be there, doing my job to get rid of faggotr
>>720951084
I WILL EDIT IT IF YOU SING FOR IT.
lyrics:
https://genius.com/Dj-karl-the-dog-i-am-a-forsenboy-lyrics
>>720950842
Is that supposed to mean something?
>>720951084
I'll go out with a bang
Waifu sings "Forsenian Rhapsoboy"
>>720951286
This was pretty cringey when CC did it tbh
>>720951291
I already did one time in voice.
Should've recorded it.
>>720951378
PogChamp
>>720951592
If shadowplay wasn't stupid and actually allowed me to record while not playing gaems I would be sitting on a decent collection of Kyouko sings.
>>720951163
not asking for it I'd still spank you anyways
>>720951163
das my booty
>>720951807
sorry, only my sister is allowed spank me
>>720951864
no, it's hamakaze's booty
>>720951760
Best singer in the world.
>>720951967
Well duh, its mine
>that was me
>>720951967
sister on sister fun I'd watch that
>>720952055
Performing the most singing per second in the world.
It all started with just a memer.
>>720952076
oh! sorry, you can have all the booty
>>720952129
you're not allowed to watch either!
I am having BBQ Mac and Cheese for dinner. Should I use the chipotle bbq sauce or the standard honey bbq?
>>720952260
I'll break your windows if needed
>>720952268
both
>>720952260
>>720952076
Ham's booty is all mine!
>>720952268
that sounds yummy can i has some? :3
>>720952395
we do it in the shower~
>>720952485
no...
>>720952260
Yay!
>>720952268
Chipotle definitely
>>720952485
Hey Tats, long time no see.
>>720952722
hama-chan, they're being weird
>>720950783
New Ayreon, 28 April
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oFuMKdrzPqU&feature=youtu.be
>>720952485
I do need some salt today.
Whats the least favorite fruit of a lesbian in Virginia?
A cantaloupe
>>720952395
You can't just use both like that. What is my flavor profile then?
>>720952501
Well of course! So which sauce?
>>720952722
Well since you are the only one who gave me an actual answer, it looks that chipotle it is
>>720952689
Yes!
I rolled for the DD with best DDs and now I own her booty!
>>720952501
consider that shower window broken
>>720952886
i'm too pure to understand this joke
>>720952908
your sauce...
>>720952076
Her scarf is mine.
>>720952908
sauce
>>720952956
her booty belongs to me!
>>720952968
we'll freeze!
>>720953107
well let me in and let me watch or help
>>720953301
what do you mean by help?
>>720952990
See, gay marriage law in virginia is the harshest anywhere
And cantaloupe sounds like cant elope