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My crush thinks aluminium is the best metal. Do i just give up

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My crush thinks aluminium is the best metal. Do i just give up on her or try to convince her that, in fact, titanium is?
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>>720919773
Aluminium, tit... wtf is wrong you shitheads? Diamond is by far the best metal in the world.
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>>720919773
Rust
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>>720920014
It oxidizes the same way aluminium does, faggot
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>>720919887
This.
Fucking this.
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>>720919773
Aluminum is 20x better than aluminium because it isn't some fabrication of a britcucks mind
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>>720919887
>>720920411
well, diamond is pretty neat but i think it's too heavy. 1 gram of it weights like, 15 grams?
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>>720920691
Well, it's the hardest metal so what did you expect.
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>>720919773
Aluminum is weaker and lighter. Titanium is stronger and heavier. They both have their place.
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>>720920956
this is not about the hardest metal. It's about the best metal all around. Yes it is ahrd, but it is heavy as well. Titanium balances that one out
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tungsten master race reporting in
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Bunch of niggers. 5160 tool steel ftw.
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>>720919887
they take up to much space
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>>720919773
i think you both need to sit down together and do some research. there is no "best metal" but there are ideal metals for specific jobs.

for instance aluminum is far more conductive then titanium, but titanium has more tensile strength then aluminum.
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>>720921130
Titanium is as strong as steel at half the weight. Aluminum is a more than half the weight of titanium and you can bend/break a fairly thick piece of it by hand
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When a geologist hears "best metal" he automatically thinks about Bismuth. Bitch
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>>720919773
Both should kill yourself immediately, a zirconium tungsten alloy is the best.
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>>720921610
Forgot pic.
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>>720921658
Yeah, bismuth, Bitch
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>>720921658
Ah yes, bismuth is nice and if you have the shits it is pretty helpfull.
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>>720921153
Any evidence of that? There was a very loud experiment with diamonds done by the University of Pittsburgh but I can't recall any serious tests conducted on titanium.
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>>720921646
>what is the best metal
>metal

>random alloy
>alloy
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Everyone talking about rocks and OP is obsessing over his "crush"

NEWS FLASH OP SHE IS FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE
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>>720921881
It is not random, it has a cool property. It shrinks if you heat it up over a very wide temperature range. Come on, some dick posted diamond, I am closer to a metal. Oh well whatever.
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>>720919773
Metallic hydrogen is the end metal bitch.
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>>720921954
Straight over your head. Learn to science.
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>>720919887
This
Everyone knows diamond is not only the strongest metal in the world but is in fact the strongest metal known to man
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>>720919887
I like my diamonds like I like my women.
Bloody
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>>720919773
Iron is the best metal, can't make either aluminum or titanium without an iron base
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>>720921393
Alloy
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>>720919773
I go for metallic hydrogen.
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tantalum is pretty nice. or lanthanum
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>>720922545
You mean.. potassium?
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>>720919773
I prefer linoleum
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>>720921602
"Fairly thick"

Sure aluminum is 60% the mass of titanium, but make it similar to and I-beam and try to break it. There are scenarios where weight is considerably more important than strength where aluminum provides proper amounts of strength. Aluminum is also easily machined and much more cost effective than titanium which has to be machined in properly equipped shops at almost 200% cost.
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>>720922086
Diamond is not a metal.
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>>720919887
Diamonds may be the best metal but Cold Iron is the best Steel
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>>720920216
Aluminum Oxide is also known as Corundum (which is rubies and sapphires)
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>>720922924
arent rubies or sapphired just corundum doped with other metallic elements? such as Ti or Cr? in this case actually impurities.
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>>720922821
Back to school with you. Try to listen this time.
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Nickel Titanium alloy is by far the best metal.
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>>720919773

Death metal is the way to go
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Plutonium is the best. Nuff said.
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>>720919773
Your silly titanium and aluminum stand no where close to my beloved uranium
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>>720923367
>>720923371
have fun hugging your favourite chunks of metal and waking up to 3 different types of cancer faggots
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>>720923094
Damn, i didnt even considered this one...
Well, this round goes to you, anon.
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>>720923371
>>720923367
i want to be able to get sexual with my metal, can you do so?
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>>720919773
>its not even summer
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>>720923441
It's a love hate relationship, you could never understand
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>>720923539
it's always summer if you're NEET
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>>720923065
No it is not a metal, it is not a metal, it is not a metal. It is carbon.
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>>720923835
This anon is correct.
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no no no, you are all wrong, potassium is clearly the best metal
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>>720923835
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows:

Pocket-protected scientists built a wall made of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall made of metal into 400 miles an hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted earths orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles an hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 10000 wayward planes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 10000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles per iron, and the result proved with out a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.
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>>720924078
Well, if it is so good you should stuff it in your mouth, you dumbfuck. You also voted trump, I guess?
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>>720919773
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>>720924099
dubs of truth
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>>720924099
got any copy for my pasta?
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>>720924146
Everything is related to Trump I guess
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Platinum is King
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>>720924099
Well, you actually not that far from the truth. Certain forms of carbon can have some properties of metal. Metals gain their properties by the free movement of electrons. Although diamond is probably not one of those forms.

Another interesting one are solvated electrons, That is quite exotic, you can create a solution of pure electrons, which also will behave as a metal (pic related).
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>>720924301
sure its copy pasta
it is the fucking source, dumbass
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>>720922821
Faggot
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granite is the prettiest metal tho
pic related
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>>720919773
Have you tried stabbing her with a titanium knife? That is a sure way to convince people of anything. I mean, she sure is dumb, right?
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>>720924704
Faggot is not a metal, autistic basement dweller.
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>>720921300
Truth
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>>720919773
Agree with her and buy her aluminium jewelry
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