>Capping the same joke 3 times
As far as swastikas go, that's one of the best looking ones I've ever seen
Oh, somewhere online haha. It just cracked me up! Thanks for joining us tonight Bill
Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
ok storytime /b/
>be me in the middle 20s
>late summer evening this year
>chillin in the garden, making a little fire, grill some marshmallows and potatoes
>neighbor boy, 16, randomly comes to visit me
>he always asks me the stuff he is to embarassed to talk with his parents about
>told me that he wanted to have sex to bad that he and his best friend wanted to try it but it didnt work
>he explained me how they tried to fuck each others "boypussy" but they couldnt enter it and it hurted
>"boypussy? you mean his asshole?"
>"no. bah. thats disgusting. we're not gay, man. boypussy. like a girls pussy but of the man. i've seen many videos of this online" (probably on 4chan kek)
>stare at each other for 10seconds
>"you dont realise that your so called boypussy is just his asshole and you just do gay anal sex?"
>"yes you do..."
>his face when he realised that he probably watched so much boypussy shit on the internet that his horny brain told him to do that
not even sure if this is cringe or ylyl. cant decide. you decide
It's just a part of /b/ (/b/anana).
you're not wrong. Now why exactly would someone go onto the internet and tell lies?
so finally the banan is dying xD
watch out pickle, ur next ;)
what the fuck is this and why did it get dubs
yeah because in every movie they did it so nicely it's handsome you go, it show the skill of the guy doing it. But in this webm he fail so hard he broke everything, that show he don"t have any skill and is pretty sick about dat.
He was trying to do a cool thing they all do but he fucked up everything and break everything.
When we see the guy throwing his hat we are pretty sure he is gonna do the trick perfectly but instead he fucked up, that's surprysing and make us laugh.
Top kek it's fuck tards like her that put Trump in power. It's hard to put two and two together when all you see is a powerful business man who's going to "make us great again"and a scary old woman who did what every other goddamn politician on earth has done
>somebody spent an afternoon typing this shit out to himself
Not the funniest thing, but here's my friend from today.
i would actually kill myself if i got friendzoned that hard by that thing. not that i would fuck it, but if that thing is so adamant on making sure everyone knows we're just friends, yeah. an hero right there.
Haha so goofy and random
oh damn. this poor magnificent bastard.
>maybe her husband frequently makes her spooge sandwiches and her sons spooge resembles his enough that she's like
mmmmm, this is a tasty sandwich!
Funny, if he was her husband there would be no immigration process.
SHIT SHIT YEAHHH GIVE ME HER NUMBER HER ADRESS HER FACEBOOK I WANT TO RUB THIS IN HER FACE FOR THE ALL OF ALL TIME FOREVER I WANTO CALL HER AT 3 IN THE MORNING AND RELENTLESSLY CURSE HER STUPIDITY AND LAUGH AND FAP WHILE I SEE HER CRY FROM HER STUPIDITY. OHHHOHOHOHO YEEEEAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG
You can't possibly be over 18 years old. That's what I decided. Immature cringe story for 10th graders
We all know what the un aid is doing for africa, When will we stop sending them billions to just breed more niggers.
Did you know the nigger did not even made it out of central africa until the muslims came.
They did not even spread to south africa before the dutch landed there.