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Ask a hotel Concierge anything. Also any general resort/ hotel

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Ask a hotel Concierge anything.

Also any general resort/ hotel employee questions. Anyone else in hospitality welcome to comment.
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Motel 6 isn't a hotel
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>>720886832

No it's not, those are operated mostly by foreign families. Entire family works different jobs and they live on-site.
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How many cocks have you seen 'accidentally'?
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>>720886990

Funny. We don't enter the guest rooms while occupied. The housekeepers do see quite a few...
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What do you do for work?
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Whats the best way to get free stuff and better rooms in a hotel?

I always tip staff more than $5, even the clerk at the check-in desk. Im polite, you know, just act the regular.

But is there something extra nice i can do to get free or better stuff/service? Is there something i should avoid doing?
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>>720887214

A concierge is a glorified guest service agent, so we work with important guests and help them enter quietly and such. We help anyone with making reservations, answering questions about what to do and where to go. Sometimes we try to make someone's stay a bit nicer - like sending some champagne to the room for a couple's honeymoon vacation.

tldr: We stand at a desk and talk to people.
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Do u often get hooker requests. I worked as a doorman fot some time and i had some guests from other coubtries coming to me and asking if i know where to get girls.
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>>720887802
That meant to be a question
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>>720887420

Don't book through a 3rd party. Ever. Expedia, booking and such all get discount rates so you will never get special treatment. Tipping helps, knowing a guy who you've consistently tipped helps more. If someone hands me a $100 I will not only give them my card but tell them to call me when they want to return. You can get in on sold-out holidays, suite upgrades, the works.
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>>720887861

Nice! Thank you for the advice. I really appreciate it!
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>>720887802

Haha, yup. You need to know how to ask. If you ask for a hooker we tell you "I am sorry sir, I cannot help you with that". If you ask where to meet people, I tell you some decent bars/clubs in the area where you can pick up someone. If you ask for private massage - something a little more discrete than going to the spa, slide over $20+ I'll tell you the name of the Asian massage parlor. Less liability that way.
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>>720887214
Currently at work at a hotel. I'm an auditor. Basically the highest paid non-salary position in the hotel. Do AR AP book keeping payroll taxes insurance etc.
>>720887420
Ask for the "No Walk Rate" or something like that. Then ask if they can go even lower. Usually we have 2 or 3. (So we have some leverage) For a better rate.
>>720887802
Drunks ask me this shit all the time. I've also broken up fights, 5 mexican guys drunk fighting over a landwhale for example. You just kinda laugh it off.
>>720886990
0 at this job.
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>>720886685
What is your most favorite sci-fi movie?
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>>720888034

No problem. also, just being nice and getting to know a couple people helps too. We remember the good and bad, so if you come every holiday and like the corner room with the view - we can usually make it work. It never hurts to ask nicely for something. If we're at 5% occupancy - it isn't difficult to get you on one of the executive floors.
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>>720888190

Night audit? You poor bastard.
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>>720888292

I'm a fan of the original Star Wars. Most recently I enjoyed watching Arrival.
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Currently night shift at an airport property.
I do not treat my guests equally.
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>>720889093

No one does. How do you all do it?

At our property, the loyalty program is one of our biggest factors in deciding who gets what. it reminds me a bit of a caste system.
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>>720889321
Our loyalty progam is the same way. I like them because they're like cattle.
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do you care if i order a hooker to visit me in my room (4 star hotel, traveling businessman)? i assume you know she's working as soon as she walks in
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Houston Marriott Night Auditor checking in.
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>>720890782
I start the egg timer every time i see a slut shamble through.
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>>720890982
What city/brand do u work for
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>>720891020
MSP
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Anybody drive shuttle bus?
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>>720886685
is there any way to get a free meal without actually being a customer?
do you have a lost and found I can go and take things from?
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>>720886685
Have you ever looked for a hotel online?
Have you seen how many prices there are for the same room?
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>>720891505
Get out of here you bum.
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>>720886685
hotel concierge here too.
ive got the night shift. im working right now. ill also answer any questions u niggers got.
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>>720891575
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>>720886685

wife was a concierge at a large dallas establishment for about a year awhile back. went from an auditor to a concierge back to auditing because the people are so, so very awful.

staying for two nights in a mid-tier room does not turn the hotel into your personal servant.
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>>720891618
how realistic was The Suite Life of Zack & Cody as far as hotels go?
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>>720891726
pretty real
maybe like 63 real.
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>>720890782
this, i would like to know this too
do i have to pay for a 2nd guest over night?
or can i "bring a friend"?

>>720890982
kek
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Do hotel staff put hidden cameras behind mirrors, and do you put the hottest women in those rooms?
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Florida hotel, jaded anon.
Standing by.

>"I saw the price online for cheaper....."
>Insta-Hate.

Time has shown me the worst of the entitled white man.
Ama
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>>720891865
how do i actually get a discount on a room without pissing you guys off?
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>>720891865
at least you dont work near the us mexico border.
rich mexicans are the most entitled people ive ever encountered.
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>>720891819
5$+ on the rate for 2 adults.
Just book a room for 1 adult, save money.
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>>720891989
south texas anon detected
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>>720891937
just be cool dude.
showing any type of attitude will get you instantly hated and u will receive 0 discounts. cheapest prices are gonna be online. ask the front desk worker if they can match the online prices.
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>>720892031
956 errday
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>>720892050
mercedes or mcallen?
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if i slip in a $50 at check in and ask if there's any complimentary upgrades, what's my chance of it working?
I assume nobody here works at a vacation destination, but Hawaii and vegas are on my short list.
Obviously wont work if they're full up, but this wouldn't be spring/summer/winter break times
probably middle of the week check in
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>>720892082
harlingen
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>>720891937
Ask what online site they price match.
Pretty much the best way, or ask if their manager could set up an account rate for you
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>>720892115
nobody is gonna risk their job for 50 bucks.
ive turned down hundreds. its just not worth hooking people up at hotels.
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>>720892013
wut?
but thats the question:
the booking is for a room and 1 adult.
adult brings another adult - do i have to pay for that?
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>>720891865
Lmfao that's because people do see prices online cheaper.. maybe if your job wasnt made useless by tripadvisor or etc you wouldnt be so mad but 2016/2017 ya'll are like gass station workers in Oregon... soon to be gone.
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>>720892224
not that guy. but at the hotel i work at (country inn and suites) you can have up to 5 people without getting charged extra.
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>>720892249
hotels still need to be run dude. tripadvisor doesnt run audits every night or check people out or do housekeeping or provide on demand assistance to guests.
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>>720892115
Id break ur 50, hand you 30 back in change after upgrading you to jacuzzi suit.
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how much would i have to tip you to get rid of a dead hooker?
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>>720892391
id take your money and call the cops.
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>>720892249
>tripadvisor does your job for you
>someone who clearly hasnt been behind the front desk of any job.
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>>720892272
ok so i guess that would be the exception then.
i was in a'dam recently and was thinking about ordering an escort to the room.. but i didnt want to pay another 200$ for having another adult in my room over night.
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guys please leave tips on the breakfast tables.
the kitchen workers often work in horrible conditions for shit pay and have no other work options available to them.
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>>720892224

Depends on the hotel.

>>720892272


In mine, the amount of people is specified on the rate and reservation. If the room allows more people, it's $29.75 per person, per night.
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>>720892391
How much you got on you?
>still callin the cops.
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>>720892470
u dont really have to tell anyone how many people u are having over.

if someone came in a checked in and later brought in his family i wouldnt even know.
and most of the time front desk workers dont care who you have over.
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>>720892323
very true on the house keeping and "Demand assistance" honestly if I had a job like this, I wouldn't be able to go far.. I've stayed in hotels and have been down the hall from some of the most absurd shit I ever seen, some dude was too lazy to walk across the road to a real steakhouse then cries that the hotel steak isn't "medium rare" and tries throwing it at the staff... idk probably a rare circumstance but whatthe hell, maybe I shouldn't be so harsh, that takes.... something to put up with.
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>>720892500
>In mine, the amount of people is specified on the rate and reservation. If the room allows more people, it's $29.75 per person, per night.

same, but no extra charge. what hotel is it you work at? that kinda really sucks man. ur sayin if someone reserved a double queen they have to pay the rate of the room plus the extra person whos taking the other bed?
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>>720892530
thats good to know..

but if somebody obviously goes to his room with a bunch of hookers you cant pretend like you dont know, right?
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>>720892535
well dude bitter people exist and will never go away in this world. theyre just her to always be mad and not happy with anything given to them.
these type of people go hand in hand with large bank accounts.
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>>720892323
very true on the house keeping and "Demand assistance" honestly if I had a job like this, I wouldn't be able to go far.. I've stayed in hotels and have been down the hall from some of the most absurd shit I ever seen, some dude was too lazy to walk across the road to a real steakhouse then cries that the hotel steak isn't "medium rare" and tries throwing it at the staff... idk probably a rare circumstance but whatthe hell, maybe I shouldn't be so harsh, that takes.... something to put up with.

but srs I cant explain how many times I've ran into hotels and ppl quoted me an AWEFUL price, and its like dude you can get two beds for cheaper online than one. cmon... imma go elsewhere, does that rly get you hate? I wouldnt for ANY reason need two beds... but hahaha steal cheaper sometimes, than a lazy ass hotel assistant, NOT always tho every now and then someone treats me like a human and gets me a deal. so rare doe.
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>>720892249

And then, you didn't read the whole agreement.

And there's a 10% resort fee due upon arrival. And a $100 security deposit.

And then you'll say it didn't say that anywhere and we'll confidently hand you a Wi-Fi password so that you may see its there. And since they get commission for sending you here, you're not getting upgraded at what you paid.

It's a middleman.
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>>720892535
>>720892644
Whoops double
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>>720892609
dude thats what hotels are for.
i get gay fags comin in on the daily probably cheating on their wives. i get decent looking rich guys with the trashiest drunk ass hoes all the time.

the only time im going to care is if the girl looks like shes about to raped or underage.
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>>720892571

No room in my hotel that big.

It's a small hotel by the beach with 36 rooms.

And it sucks immensely. To enforce this rule, every one gong up must be registered to a room, and people wanna get laid, not stop and ask their girl who they just met to show ID.
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>>720892609
Pro-tip. Go to your room alone.. and tell hooker to come in a few minutes later.
.. You will probably be drunk.. and you will need to use the alone time to put all your valuables in the safe apart from the required hooker cash...
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>>720892653
>>720892653
wat, I understand deposits and tax... do I seem retarded? I must...
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Do you now where the Sugar Bowl is? Or how to open the Vernacularly Fastened Door? Asking for a friend
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>>720892722

True.

Great part of the job is discretion. In or outside the job.

You see someone come back to stay, with another female, don't be an idiot and welcome them back.

If you see a previous customer outside the job, the same applies.
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>>720892869
Ever 'caught' anybody you know or are acquinted to?
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>>720892737
i am probably not drunk but high af..
also not putting anything away because i didnt took a niggerhook and not vacationing in a 3rd world country. thank you very much.
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>>720892941

Locally famous people is all.

But it's funny who comes in for quickies, got an old Asian couple last night.

My hotel is tiny, and because of that, the owners believe it may be run entirely by one person. So I do it all when I'm there. And I have seen a lot of cock and ass and tits in my job. I'm security too, so they throw the shit and fight me.

I get to know the customers pretty well, it would be very stupid for anyone I know to forget this is where I work.
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>>720893017
Very high percentage of hookers here in western europe are eastern european.. just a tip not to leave anything to valuable dangling around that could tempt them them, even if not their prior intention to rip your stoned ass off..
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>>720893222
you're probably right.
also i wouldnt dare to argue against your trips comrade.
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>>720891847
> best question ITT
> OP ignores
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>>720886685
I useto rock your field... you poor bastard.

Aren't transgenders the fucking worst?

They fucking trash the rooms like they're some fucking rockstar and fucking leave their meth pipe behind all the fucking time
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Too many cheapskates at some hotels.
They demand low prices for a room (go to Motel 6 or the Best Western, you fucks).
They want free breakfast
They want free bottles of water
They want free Starbucks coffee
They don't understand why prices for Friday and Saturday nights are higher than for Sunday nights
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>>720891847

Hi.

Small hotel guy here.

I'll tell you what I tell my customers:

>If we were to hide cameras in your room, we wouldn't do it where you expect. So no, there is definitely not a camera behind any mirror or within the infrared receiver on your cable box.

I visit creep threads at times, but the idea of sorting through customer's footage until I get go someone decent looking doing something worth looking at is ridiculous to me since I already have to sort through footage from regular security cameras.

Not my thing.
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>>720893471

I actually work at a hotel that used to be known as "gay". Now its online and everyone knows about it but it had a gay bar and everything.


No. Trannies, while a handful, are hardly the worst.

The American tourist is by far the worst traveller, and of them, the African American tourist is often the biggest problem. Sorry, but it's true.

I can check in a black person from France, shit, Ghana, and they'll be people. Just normal customers. An African American, well, she yell at every rule, try and eat an enormous amount of food at the lobby, fight with her boo or whatever so we have to go upstairs, fucking smoke in the room and the lie within a smoke filled room about it. Drugs. It's endless. The only people I've had to beat up are African Americans.
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>>720892941
my gfs best friend came in with some guy. i wasnt suprised cuz shes a slut. but i thought it was funny cuz that same guy is always getting rooms there with random girls. i didnt call either of them out tho cuz honestly i dont care. let them have fun for the night.
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>>720893537
>Too many cheapskates at some hotels.
>They demand low prices for a room (go to Motel 6 or the Best Western, you fucks).
>They want free breakfast
>They want free bottles of water
>They want free Starbucks coffee
>They don't understand why prices for Friday and Saturday nights are higher than for Sunday nights

Ha.

All so true. And then they tell you how the Vanderbilt has rooms at the same price and they could've booked there, or about some other time in some other hotel where they just got what they wanted and you should be like them.
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>>720893780

Good ethics. Don't lose a customer.
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>>720893892
also the slut friend is sexy and the thought of her getting fucked is hot.
i walked by the room and i could hear her moaning.
i proceeded to rub one out in the back office.
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>>720893753
True! I had to come from behind knock out a american nigger with our lobby ashtray for beating his woman in the fucking LOBBY at 3am!

The couple were regulars too! Always respectful. But just one fucking night, the guy fucking snapped
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shout out to all my bros working night shifts at hotels and smoking the dank all night!
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>>720886685
I've done carpentry projects at Hotel Bel Air, it used to be a great place to do jobs... then this cunt started working there and had a problem with me using the mens restroom 10' away and wanted me to walk to the employee's one. Like who the fuck cares? They also used to provide free meals in the employee cafeteria, and I would sometimes not charge for some services to be cool, but then they started charging for that. Now it's all weird, straight up whores walking around all high, but I'm not good enough to piss in their bathroom. Was way cooler before the remodel.
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>>720894063
i dont get any african americans in my hotel.
guess im lucky.

i only had one. she slipped in the elevator and tried to sue the hotel. she failed.
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>>720893972

Dude, no.

Sometimes I don't even go up to a floor I know there's fucking happening.

Once I checked in these two girls, had to set up a TV in the room next to theirs after a while and the moaning was so fucking much, very inconvenient hard on that wouldnt go away. And I had other rooms to visit with people in them. My dick head was peaking out above by belt under my shirt and all I could think is they saw.
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>>720886685
do your maids hook you up with leftover up opened beer, unsmoked weed and unused condoms. Mine did because I useto give them extra hours
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>>720894127
oh shit that happened to us too, she poured water on the floor next the ice machine and went hysterical, called the cops, etc.

Funny thing is it was all caught on tape.
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>>720894168
thats why u fap to take the boner away.
ur supposed to learn how to take care of these situations at like 13
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>>720894286
lol. my hotel has 0 cameras. inside and outside.

i dont know how the owner gets away with having no surveillance.
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>>720894286
you sound like a fucking idiot to me.
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>>720894190

Small hotel guy here.

Yes. It's often very bad beer too.

And full disclosure, and advice to druggies in hotels, if a customer is a real asshole, and I know he is high, I go in there and steal their shit. Drugs, money, whatever. Only once they came to me about it and the conversation ended quickly when I offered to call the police so they could make a report. I just realize the few times its happened, it's African American tourists.
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>>720894340
its cuz the image doesnt match the tone hes writing in so it looks like hes one of those retards who laugh at lame shit
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>>720894295

Duty calls.
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>>720894390
u stealing peoples weed?
what a fuckin asshole.
hope u get raped.

one day u will steal from the wrong nigger who wont hesitate to hurt u bro.
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>>720894127
>>720894286


Yeah, they do that.

We have some steps in front of my hotel and this lady just fucking fell, like a cut down tree right on her face.

She tried to get a manager or the owner, saying we were responsible.

I told her she was drunk. And if she caused any further trouble I'd kick her out.

She seemed sad after.
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>>720892641
Agreed...

But WTF is that about?

Why do assholes like Trump prosper so?
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>>720888103
Such a simple information costs 20 bucks? Are you a jew? kys
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Is your life anything like Mr mustafa from Grand Budapest hotel?
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>>720894390
ahhh you shouldn't steal, they usually end up leaving it, because they tend to forget, or they hook you up if you ask nicely
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>>720894452

Good.

If he steps past the counter I can really hurt him.

Sorry if that irks you, but don't be an asshole to the only people you know in a foreign country. Respect the humble shelter you are renting and understand that your nice vacation happens by our grace. We know where to go, where not to go, we can get it cheaper for you and we watch your shit while you do it. Respect us or live with what happens.
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>>720894555
i think to get shit tons of money, you need to step on a lot of people. sometimes people you love.
just look at his relationship with melania. i guarantee u that they dont fuck or even love each other. i guarantee u trump is not a part of his kids lives.

he might be "rich" but im sure his social life is fake and shitty.
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>>720894632
you abuse your concierge power.
people will be shitty.
petty revenge is retarded.
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>>720894610
ahhhh kinda? I've gotten ass twice from sad lonely women customers that were like a high 5, age 30 and up
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>>720894601

Bad concierge.

I tell them there's a taxi on the way.

I call a taxi that'll give me ten bucks a head for passengers to a whore house. The customer often tips me on top.

You gotta know people and the places. But I don't call in whores.
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>>720894738
Yeah, this sound more like actually doing your job
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>>720894615

Many do hook me up, since I was the one who told them how to get it.

If they leave it, the maids throw it away. The idiots.

Its not habitual, nor do I choose who it happens to. The customers basically let me know: hey, I'm a druggie asshole who shits the bed and I deserve to have all my drugs taken away.
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>>720887550
In french, concierge is the guy who clean.
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>>720894632
ahhh I wasn't way.
As long as the customer weren't too loud, didn't trash their rooms, and kept their meth pipes. I was a happy camper.
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>>720894688

There is no justice but what you make.

Justice is purely man made.
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>>720894870
so is crime.
just leave it all alone bro.
worry bout yourself.
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>>720894852

As am I.

But there's a line. And I do take a lot of shit, everyday. It's not about that.
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>>720894632
>respect a filthy thief
no thanks, nigger
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>>720886685
I had a panic attack and walked out of my overnight hotel job of ten years. I hated the world, the people, the idiot security guards, etc. I did meet lots of famous people and I have a million stories, but I fucking hated that place. It was a large hotel in a US capital, with all the full service bullshit you expect. I am p. racist most of the time but white people were by far the worst guests. Blacks and Mexicans were stupid but white people were so angry, snarky and impotent that I almost came to hate my own race.
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>>720895042

>nigger

See, I hear that in the lobby, you lose your weed. You get the grumpies, some local kicks your ass in a bar because weed isn't keeping your assholeness in check. You come back all bloody and I don't even let you in. Not sanitary. Go to a hospital. Then you cry.

Like an american tourist.
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>>720895089
>panic attack

probably an anxiety attack.

but more probably you just got pissed and left.
no attack of any kind
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>>720895197
HAHAHAHA
sure buddy
You gilthy niggers always steal and want to use violence. lmao, I bet you have aids
get a job, spook
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>>720895089

Dude.

It's not white people, it's just Americans.

You can't say Swedes, the French or Germans acted the same.

Its Americans. Hell Mexicans from Mexico are sweet as fuck, anon. Raise them in the US, and they're ruined.

Like this guy,
>>720895289

This why people say Americans are dumb. They don't even read threads.
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>>720894601
You have no idea how the world works
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During the busy tourist season, people walk in and are shocked when the hotel is sold out, and so is every other hotel within two hour's drive.
Dickheads who make a reservation for a room with one bed, then waltz in and announce they want a room with two beds, then proceed to yell at you, since it must be the hotel's fault.
Cheapskates who want the hotel to pay for their cab fare.
Each bed already has four or five pillows on it, but some asshole still wants more pillows.
Hotel is sold out, but platinum status member calls late at night, and wants you to cancel someone else's reservation so he can get a room.
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>>720895368
sure nigger. Can you even read? I'm not even a burger you fucking retard. Now go to the store and get me some condoms? Isnt that you job basically? Being peoples bitch? Is that why you make threats to people who will never visits your shitty motel on here? meh, if it helps you
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>>720895536
Well, I do. I am not obligated to pay someone for doing his job if I am not his boss or something. I mean isnt it part of his job to give info about the city? Anyway, something a simple google search can tell you, shouldnt be worth any money
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>>720895578
so?
Do your job you cheap cunt
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>>720895618

>threats

You felt threatened, anon?

Identified with the druggies?

Too bad.
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>>720895232
I have panic attacks and have been prescribed a ton of medication for anxiety, this was not the first time that I'd had one. I kinda blacked out and it was a very surreal experience, quite a story, I can tell it but it would have to be over vocaroo or something, since I don't feel like typing it all out.

>>720895368
Germans for example were much worse than the average American. MUCH WORSE.
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>>720895578

>platinum member status

Wow fuck that. I'm glad we don't have a program like that.

You reserve a room, you get one. You only get what you reserved though.
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>>720888485
Auditor confirmed
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>>720895744
If a hotel has only 100 rooms, and all of them are booked for the night, then you can't sell 101 rooms. It's simple mathematics.
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>>720886685
Do Jews act in a specific fashion?
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>>720895814

Whoa.

How so?!?

I mean, the stereotype can be true, they can be dour and joyless.

But worse than Americans? I need to hear a story.
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>>720895941

Ha.

Indians > Chinese > Jews

Hierarchy of cheapness.
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>>720886685
what floor is room 116 on? and which way is the gym, i'd like to take advantage of your convenient weight bench and treadmill after my continental breakfast
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>>720896124

Sir, check out time was 15 minutes ago, we need your key.
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>>720895748
They were threats regardless of anyone feeling threatened by them. fucking retard. Feel better about your bitchboy job now?
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>>720895934
sure. But where is the problem? How is a customer supposed to know that? Tell them what they need to know. What are you even bitching about?
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>>720895690
>I mean isnt it part of his job to give info about the city?
About the city, yes.
About "entertainment", no. Don't be such a jew.
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>>720896216

Your stash is serious business, eh?
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>>720896171
thats okay. ill just have a late checkout. its so convenient for me that and you all get to stay late waiting for me to finish up. perfect!
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>>720896171
but i just checked in 5 minutes ago
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Panic attack story, sorry it's so long: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tbmnSYTJis

>>720895947
I dunno, we were right off Route 66 so Germans came through all the time on rented motorcycles and tours. Nothing specific springs to mind, but they were certainly pickier than your average American when it came to the rooms. I assure you our rooms were quite nice, actually, but they always seemed to find a problem. White Amercians just stand out to me because they were most of our guests.
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>>720896326

We don't offer late check out.

In five more minutes you will have added another day's charge to your bill, as stated in the agreement you signed at check in.

Do you wish to add a day to your stay?
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>>720896497
sir im gonna need you to check these nuts
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>>720896527
this kind of attitude is what makes people hate you.
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>>720896527
We offered a 2pm late checkout for free, as long as you ask. We were pretty easy going
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>>720896528
would if i could, checked and just a card key slot. left more confused
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>>720896559

You should always read what you sign.

And I'm the employee with the most good reviews that mention me by name on trip advisor. I'm mentioned so often I'm a keyword.

Wanting shit for free is what makes people hate you.
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>>720892722
Ummmm ... she's my young daughter, just visiting for a few hours.
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>>720896282
What is there to not understand?
If someone wants a different type of room from the original reservation, then I can switch it out, but only if there is space available. If there aren't any vacant rooms of that type, then the switch can't be made.
If someone doesn't have a reservation and the hotel is sold out, and so is every other hotel (because we call around and check their numbers), then the only advice I can give them is to keep driving. That's why you plan ahead on busy weekends.
If you don't have a reservation, and you expect the guy at the front desk to find you a vacancy at some other hotel, then you should understand that you are far less of a priority for guest services than people who have reservations and are actually staying there for the night.
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