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Odds fap Evens nap Hardmode Last two digits = how many

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Odds fap
Evens nap

Hardmode
Last two digits = how many times you edge.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTWk6P-_BW4
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>>720886041
Roll
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rolling
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Rell the Kell
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Plz nap
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lul
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Nap time get
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RAWLIN
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>>720886041
roll
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yA LIKE jAZZ???
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>>720886041
rawl
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Rolo
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0 edge WOOOO
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Rollio
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>>720886041
check out my trips
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rollando
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>>720886041
Va
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please kill me
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph583b11aa7768e
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I don't wanna fap
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Rolllllllllan
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>>720886041
roll
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>>720886041
roland
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>>720886041
that mother fucker is a good actor.. he thought he was putting a 15 incher in her with a 4 inch pecker.
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rowl
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>>720886041
Roll
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>>720886041
roll
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>>720887199
well you're going to be here a while lol
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>>720886041
This is a sad life.
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TACOS
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Rolling>>720886041
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>>720886041
ok
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>>720886041
rick ross
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>>720886041
naap
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roller
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Rollin on the river
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>>720886041
Rollin'.
Rollin' on a river.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOfHOMpU4iE
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>>720886041
Roll
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>>720886041
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roll my dood
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>>720886041
nap
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they see me rollin
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>>720888026
they hatin'
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rolloeru
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Rolling hard mode
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>>720886041
is she AUTUMN?
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>>720886041
roll
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>>720886041

rollerino
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>>720886041
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>>720888294
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>>720886041
roll
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>>720886041
hardmode
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Roool
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Rollin rollin rollin
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>>720886041
Roll
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rollo
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>>720888348
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>>720886041
Rollleroo
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>>720886041
Rollin
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>>720886041
lets go
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rull
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>>720886929
That was kinda funny
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rollolol
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>>720886041
Roll
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Ehhejthfb
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First time poster
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rollerino
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I'm in
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Why do American Porn stars always have to exaggerate moans and pretend they are enjoying themselves? Are they that shit at sex the females can't even cum?

Everywhere else it is fine, but in the US mass produced synthetic orgasms.

This is what you get for voting in Trump.
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>>720886041
Regards to the roll
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rolll
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Odd?
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Kkkboi
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>>720886041
rollling
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Batfuck
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Röłłïñ
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rolll fapped once
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>>720886041
>>720886041
>>720886041
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>>720886041
rell
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rollerskates
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okie
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>>720886041
Edging is terrible on the penis vascular system.
It is actually directly correlated to impotence.
OP is a filthy jew trying to reduce western birthrates..

There is only one thing to do.
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Go
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Beans
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>>720886041
Dk rollin
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Chipotle
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>>720886041
what
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Fred Durst.
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k
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>>720889939
Jerk off?
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>>720889939
fuck off new fag 20mins of edging a day for 2 weeks and once every 2 weeks 20 mins + release will max your t-levels
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>>720886041
roll
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>>720886041
rolll
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>>720890052
And it will give you prostate cancer because the prostate starts to produce prostate fluid that becomes a carcinogen if not released.
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Rollsnapzz
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rollin on the river
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>>720890052
As for t the levels, simple no fap gives you high t.
Watching porn causes psychological effects to, you are observing the alpha having sex.
This creates the beta observant complete (you think your role in life is watching the alpha fuck) this will results in you being in the observant rol in life as you think this is the position you have.
This cause people to never get laid again.
If you do watch porn watch girl girl, girl solo or pov.
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>>720890039
Nostalgia fap incoming
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>>720886041
No Fap. Fight the Jews.
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>>720886041
fine
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>>720886041
roll1
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Raul
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>>720890355
FUCK
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>>720886041
Rolling for the nap
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>>720890370
Aw yissss
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>>720886041
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>>720886041
Bumpin
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>>720890400
Double oughts check'd
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>>720890400
The fuck does this mean?

Re-roll
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>>720890052
Bagatell et al. (1994b) and Yates et al.(1999), in eugonadal men, found no effects of increasing testosterone on frequency of sexual activity, or in the latter study, daily measures of sexual interest.
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they see me rollin they hatin
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>>720890498
It means that you get to sleep :^)
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>>720889637
japs are the opposite, the girls pretend they dont like it.
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>>720890632
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>>720890251
Wow buddy, you blew my mind. That's exactly how I am, I don't even enjoy the feel of ejaculating any more.
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>>720890130
http://www.nhs.uk/news/2009/01January/Pages/Masturbationprostatecancer.aspx

DO no porn.
Do no fap
Get a gf in 9 days.
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welkl
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>>720890251
What about glory holes? Where the male isn't in entirety present?
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>>720886041
rolling
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>>720890935
Now it is time to finally have the mental/emotional development that you missed out on previous years because the sexual hormones where all messed up and depleted.
100% that every neets problem is simply over masturbation.
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roll3
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>>720886041
sure why not
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>>720891076
hmz, the advantages of actual intercourse are hugging, physical contact and the emotional connection.
Im thinking glory holes dont give those positive benefits so i am guessing it is on par with masturbation.

>inb4 it is a dude sucking your dick.
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>>720891094
I can relate to the hormone imbalance in regards to eating disorders, irradiate sleep patterns,just every thing about masturbating pretty much makes you a beta huh
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rollz
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why the fuck not
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>>720891204
Off course, its to prevent over population by one male.
Why do you think europeans are not inbred.
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>>720891204
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>>720890866
you can't tho
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ok
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>>720886041
Tsekkaan vain.
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>>720891504
The depressing effects are causing the male to settle down with the female and take care of the offspring together.

Ever wondered why men fall asleep after sex.
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12536528
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DEEZ NUTS
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>>720886041
rollerones
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>>720886041
rol
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rollololll
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rollies papers
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>>720886041
i literally base my fap cycle off of these threads
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>>720886041
troll
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rollo ragnar
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>>720890251
none of this nonsense is supported by anything
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>>720886041
Hardcore mode enabled
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>>720886041
Niggeroll
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>>720886041
roll
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>>720892932
Other then science.
>Fapping is a addiction.
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>>720893354
>no papers
>a addiction
mhm. Science - i can tell
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>>720886041
Free me from this hell
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K
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>>720886041
llor
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>>720893406
>Has seen complete brake down graph of the data result from a fap research program.
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>>720893623
>1 page of hormone levels in blood
>nothing bout "alphas having sex in front of betas", prostate cancer and anything else
>not even whats the tested hypothesis
>science
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>>720893744
See >>720890991
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Rolling
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>>720893744

This current study examined the effect of a 3-week period of sexual abstinence on the neuroendocrine response to masturbation-induced orgasm. Hormonal and cardiovascular parameters were examined in ten healthy adult men during sexual arousal and masturbation-induced orgasm. Blood was drawn continuously and cardiovascular parameters were constantly monitored.
This procedure was conducted for each participant twice, both before and after a 3-week period of sexual abstinence.
Plasma was subsequently analysed for concentrations of adrenaline, noradrenaline, cortisol, prolactin, luteinizing hormone and testosterone concentrations.
Orgasm increased blood pressure, heart rate, plasma catecholamines and prolactin. These effects were observed both before and after sexual abstinence.
In contrast, although plasma testosterone was unaltered by orgasm, higher testosterone concentrations were observed following the period of abstinence.
These data demonstrate that acute abstinence does not change the neuroendocrine response to orgasm but does produce elevated levels of testosterone in males.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11760788

More testosterone means more muscle!
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Please i need some sleep
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>>720893928
Goodnight
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>>720886041
Roll
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Kay
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>>720893808
oh yeah? Whats the risk, then? It went from what to what?
>>720893920
more testosterone means more balding!
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>>720886041
Rolleo
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rollz
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rol
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top roll
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the way that you love me
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re rollll
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>>720894203
balding is caused by DHT, a related but different hormone from testosterone
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re roll
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>>720886041
Lovin' it
Fuck hardmode
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Rolll
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>>720895999
Fuck me 99
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>>720889735
More of this
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Come on
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Fap
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rolll
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gogogo
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>>720894203
Western countries have 33% higher amounts of prostate cancers if i recall correctly.
See >>720893950 it is not the testosterone that actually does that it is when it gets converted(which happens during arousal).
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rooolll
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>>720886041
roll
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>>720886041
rol
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>>720886041
rrrrollio
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>>720886041
roll nigga
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>>720888888
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rollll
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I'll give it a shot
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Fat rolls fatty
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rolll
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>>720894055
"life energies"
Disregard this new age BS.
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why not
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Jokes on you - I need to sleep anyway.
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sauce?
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>>720886041
rollan
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http://faptitans.com/#/
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>>720886041
FUCKING SAUCE NOOOW !!! REEEEEE
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Ehh
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>>720886041
Roll
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>>720886929
i want hd faggot
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>>720886041
ok i guess...
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>>720886041
rrolloo
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>>720886041
rollo
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>>720898103
Life energy ,,,Try zinc

The most severe loss upon ejaculation is your body's zinc reserves. Everytime you ejaculate, your body mines itself for zinc to recreate the load you just shot. Even if you supplement with zinc to make up for it, the body only absorbs a very tiny amount, and even if you megadose (which is dangerous) it will still only absorb a tiny amount. This means that recovering from a single ejaculation takes time and any habitual fapper faps multiple times a day if not once a day. Zinc is essential to testosterone production, neurological health, and many other processes but mainly the two aforementioned ones.
tl;dr you can literally fap yourself stupid and into hormonal imbalance
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>>720890409
Sauce please?
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Rollay
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http://re2l.in/1ii

http://re2l.in/1ij
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>>720886041
roll
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>>720886041
Rolling!
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pls i wanna sleep
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>>720897090
and fapping after 50 lowers it.
33% of base probability?
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