Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
I'm not gay though.
I don't know you
Need more sleep dumbo.
Since when was I restricted to only you, what did I miss!
This is just me being normal online man, I haven't even begun to get lewd.
thank you now wait another 5 years until i say something like that
have fun with that
i didnt really like that game
But you're awake now
And I never said restricted! Just that you're mine
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Texty & texty 2 as you called them are Sachi and Kontata. Though the names seem a little outdated, that's what they're known by the community as.
I'd play something with you if you had something in mind
But your posting lewds
So your normal is lewd.
I won't claim to pay perfect attention, but my instinct is that is untrue.
N-no more ;-;
Do you? You're always text.
It's okay, some people will never even get one line like that.
What does me being awake have to do with you needing sleep?! Lewd though. I didn't know I was a waifu now.
I know, it's just I can never tell them apart so I don't even try.
Lmao I'm just laughing at the guy that responded to you so hard.
It's okay, Michael
who said that was my real name :o
I usually claim with a song or random thought I'm having, I'll post more pics after my pc is built
I posted this thread -_-
Because I can talk to you now and I can't all day ._.
You're not a waifu, just mine
Konata > >>720881652
Sachi > >>720881362
Though i don't blame you. I've been treating them like the same person lately because i don't care to pay close enough attention, if that's even a plausible thing to do...
More than friends?
You're just mad cuz i fucked you
Thats tomoyo and it wasnt even funny
whats a matter? I thought you wanted this
well then its good i wasted it here right?
You never have a picture so I just get you mixed up with the other one!
Rip, it's like you want to talk to a loser like me over the internet or something.
What name? Michael?
Gahh, which one are you? I am getting you all mixed up!
How the fuck do you even tell. Reeeee
Add me on steam xXdankmememan420Xx and snapchat memeboner23
I was laughing at how fucking dumb it was.
What better place than here?
I'll try not to say it again.
So get more m8
Oh hey, Chara answer your question?
I do though!
I'd that you're actual steam? Lol
I can't tell your race by how you type, you dumb.
I can't see why!
No... no it's not...
Then I'll probably resort to calling you text-faced poster or some other dumb name in the end...
Ah that explains it
Nothing concrete fpr now because nothing happens fpr at least 6 months. But lots of thanking me for offering help.
I dont know
don't you have a wife?
i don't know what i want anymore!
that gave me cancer
Sachi says and does the same things over and over again. Really it's just a matter of figuring out those things and following chains, if you can.
It's not just the name. He's mimicking your typing style and has enough pictures to copy that too if you started posting them.
I try to keep you two separate but when i can't tell, i just defer to not caring.
How'd i cheat? You're the one who makes it obvious sometimes.
Because I vey much enjoy talking to you!
I wasn't blaming you for anything. I was just saying it's not cheating if i use that to identify you.
...If you say so.
I haven't figured it out yet then.
Its open tho.
I have saturday open btw
i would go full yandere if i were her
Please don't bully. I'm only ever kind to you.
I don't care to tell... Unless you're posting pictures or we get closer ;^)
Sounds good to me, but I don't always lewd my waifu.
That's dumb, I'm dumb. Just a meme on the internet. But very well. I'd tell you my steam, but I'm very honestly never on it nowadays. Barely play games anymore.
>Mako didn't even respond
That'd probably be easiest.
Fine. I'm a cheater then.
I'm dumb! Tier not :(
Oh, that makes sense I guess, with everything else you are doing. Oh well :(
Which one is that again?
Aww um just us then?
hamakaze onee-chan will be mad at me..
the one you put the ring on
Holy fuck that's lewd.
All is forgiven.
Why would I be gay with Texty 2?
It just happens sometimes... Not on purpose.
Pls, you can't counter my dumb with dumb.
I'm sure eventually I'll get back into games, you can add me any time of course I just am never on!
They dont need to know. Besides ill give you what you want
We'll see by this saturday~
Gotta go for now
n-now i feel like i'm going to hurt nee-chan if i give in.............
But if you're dumb, what does that make me???
But what else be the point? I wouldn't be able to talk to you :(
I hope you know I lurk for a while and I see all
I blame Hanako
Are you Shraya or Tali?
Why lurk? Stalker~
im sorry if i lead you on... I promise not to do that again
Never hurt nee-chan. Are mash and Hama in an Anya Mako relationship?
The same amount of dumb.
It's okay, I still come here pretty much every day after work!
Dude I"m like the straightest guy in this thread.
Tali ya dingus we look nothing alike
Well, yes. But that still only gives a proper bit of time in the mornings before classes!
maaaybe, hama-chan wants to take it further but it's impossible because i can't talk to people outside of threads :(
im never going to get used to this place
I have a strong urge to hatefully rape you...
So just stop being in the wrong timezone!
I've never seen falser trips.
What? Why can't you talk to Hama outside of the threads?
Lovingly missionary sex only allowed
Yoou be quiet before you become the next target...
internet here suuuucks
I have to use my phone to talk to people
I can't help that ._.
Make or stop being so annoying!
I might... especially if you continue being dumber than you actually are and not answering my question
My statement stands.
I am the straightest guy to ever bang cute boys.
So... Talk to Hama on skype app on phone, or something else? Slightly difficult communication seems like a dumb reason to not try!
It was worth a shot... I cannot, I am just a man online. A man that is becoming sleepy.
tck, i can't hide anything from you, huh...? what would you like me to answer?
my old phone can't handle it
when i want to go on the internet i have to go to the local starbucks in fairbanks, i'm thinking about moving there in a year, then i'll have internet for the first time ever
A cool one!
Sleepy!? But it's only 17:30! Maybe I should go back to sleep
>Implying you be able to resist your carnal desires if i actually tried.
What does yandere mean and why woyld my wife be it?
now i feel like i'm a flirty tease scumbag
i don't know how to explain it but a yandere is someone that will kill for you out of love
i would go full yandere if you cheated on me, if i were your wife
How is that gay at all?
I guess circumstances can ruin good things. Hopefully you move there, internet is great, and so is Hama *wink wink*
You should get some rest, I wouldn't want you to be stupid tired tomorrow. Also it may be but I wake up at 4am! I usually sleep rather early!
Woah man, don't make it gay.
Alright my glasses came off, everything is blurry, and I think I can actually call it a night. Goodnight
>Tomoko, no touch my shield or I kill you
>Shielder, if you cheat on me I'll sit in the corner and cry all day.
Ah but see i dont cheat we have 3ways.
You do know what thread you're in right?
It's worth the tired, if you ask me!
I suppose that's true, I didn't even consider that fact!
I'ma go to sleep with Hama-chan, goodnight everyone!
i'll behave! don't cry...
i would beat the woman with my shoe...
I was saying that for you, you dunce! Sleep tight though!
I try to forget.
It's not worth the tired if you have classes you dumb. You should try to get some sleep!
That's not gay, proven.
Half the people here are traps, half pretend to be their waifus, and the other half pretend men are girls to erp with them.
>dont make it gay he says
What's gay about sticking your dick inside a boy that looks like a girl?
Where do I fall in this, there has to be another section.
That's what caffeine is for! But maybe I should get some more
Caffeine is not a replacement for sleep, pls.
Also you're the category of boys that dress like their waifus???
I don't believe you, you dingo.
Cute boys that look like girls are blessings on this earth.
Welcome to hell. What's up?
How was your day?
Seems to me like your in the "pretending men are women" section just like me
Some exceptions may apply
That sounds false
Caffeine and sugar then?
But I haven't done that!
>pic not related to this part!
>Welcome to hell
Glad to be here, kind of.
>Cute boys that look like girls
>blessings on this earth
I have nothing to say about this, I'm just reiterating because I agree.
Also, if you don't think that's gay, I've got bad news.
How are ya?
How was your day?
Or whatever the fuck it is in France?
Long and tiring. Some drinks and WoW begore sleep.
So who here is actually straight, not bi, and loves just their waifu?
It ain't gay mate, prove it online 1v1 me.
But I don't pretend men are women, I know very well they are men.
No, sleep and sleep!
You haven't done that. Yet. Pic 100% related to that part.
Oh trust me, I know it's gay. I just always have fun keeping the joke going that traps aren't gay. Glad to be here? How new... Well stick around! I'm doing well, just tired!
Well had you asked me that a year ago I'd have been straight then.
The you also know its gay ya?
Fine, I'll go to sleep ._.
It's anyway been two hours :o
>A little gay
Hold on, are we talking about traps?
Traps ain't really my thing.
Just like, femboys are.
But they're both gay.
Which would make me gay.
Or bi, actually.
>keeping a joke
Whoops, I wasn't sure if you were kidding or not.
Boy I've been in these threads for months who are you kidding
Also, I feel you on the being-tired thing.
Fucking newbies, am I right
Well obviously man, I'm just screwing around. That said, I would 100% bang a cutie regardless of sex.
If it looks like a girl it's not gay.
Sleep tight, alice.
I personally am just into anyone that looks enough like a cute girl. That includes girls. Or boys that look like girls. It's w/e.
I was saying new as a joke too, cause no one should be happy to be here, pls!
>you like what you like
I've followed that philosophy since I was a sprout.
The only things that make me uncomfortable are that bestiality dog guy that posts in here occasionally.
See, ya'll are missing a very crucial point.
It's essential to the conversation, actually:
I'm incredibly dense.
I mean really who needs them :^)
The night was awful, some idiot nearby was having a party and that made it impossible to sleep. How was yours?
BTW: not France but The Netherlands.
Well, I hope you'll have a better night than I did
Same here tbh i dont really care about the penis
>can i just bang you
As long as he isnt harming the dogs, whatever. I mean its still weird but he likes what he likes.
Gud nobody claim best girl yet
The community does. Badly.
I'm not really into people that look masculine at all. I'm usually the dom in a relationship, and the one being masculine. Unless you mean like, they act manly, but look like a girl? I'd be down for that.
>no one should be happy to be here
Eh, some people here are genuinely nice.
I wish Akiko/Naru posted here more often.
>Not France but the Netherlands
Whoops, sorry 'bout that.
>Some idiot nearby having a party
Invest in headphones.
Listen to music while you sleep.
Leave passive-aggressive notes on your neighbor's door.
>As long as he isn't harming the dogs
Mate I'm relatively confident it ain't good for the dogs to be conditioned for sex, and my own politics about the situation aside, I'm even more confident that it isn't super good for the dog's health to fuck them.
That said, goodnight.
>Surely I can't be the only one who thinks this
>Dog-fucking ain't cool?
I'm much more fond of the regulars, but I'd welcome a newbie.
It was more of a joke since we're on 4chan... I'll just stop making pranks online... There are a lot of people nice here that I've found. Haven't noticed anyone that's unfriendly.
No, dude, I caught the joke this time.
>Oh my god now I feel bad
I just chose to comment on how genuinely uncomfortable like twenty-percent of the community makes me.
That... is actually a pretty good idea, thanks!
Someone was kind enough to throw a party which prevented me from sleeping well.
I mean, glad I could help, I guess.
>Let me tell you
>My communications skills are lacking tonight
Well being online you're bound to find some odd-balls that make it a bit weird.
I'm like the straightest guy here.
I do actually have to remind myself I'm in a waifu claiming thread on 4chan occasionally. This whole thing really strengthens my suspension of disbelief skills.
I actually feel sorry for people who live in NYC, because all of their jobs were stolen by Mexicans. A Mexican takes a starter job at Burger King flipping burgers then becomes a manager, fires all the white people and only hires worthless wetback pieces of shit. And it's happening all over. Sad.
>tank commander claimed
Nice quiet night >>720888317
It's probably not that bad
If you ever see a worthless Mexican you should hit them with your car
I don't drive and I don't really care if they are Mexican
You'll care when they take your job and you're stuck living with mommy again.
Say that again, I dare you.
If you were here in front of me right now I would strangle you to death.
Anyone got any deep dark secrets they want to let out?
weird, i'm trying to type it, but i can't
Well don't worry I'm sure you'll get it soon enough
I've been banned for global rule 1 before.
That's pretty vague and not at the same time
ahn..i feel like crying right now
Ah well good call on the no image I guess. >>720890532
Would you mind if I ask why?
because it is too mentally, emotionally and physically painful to recall that time in my life
even the bunnies wouldn't want to be my friend anymore...
Oh well I'm sorry then and hope things are better for you now
It's ok. So do you have any plans for tomorrow?