Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>720868439
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claim :o
please no lewds
Claim
>>720880946
please don't fuck me -_-
>>720880852
>Kagari
pretty nice/10
>>720880615 (Texty)
I'm not gay though.
>>720880624 (Texty2)
I don't know you
>>720880696 (Alice)
Need more sleep dumbo.
Since when was I restricted to only you, what did I miss!
>>720880810 (Tali)
This is just me being normal online man, I haven't even begun to get lewd.
>>720881038
I claim a waifu every day :o
>>720880999
I do what I want -_-
still here
and
>>720880593
thank you now wait another 5 years until i say something like that
>>720880725
very nice
>>720880810
have fun with that
>>720880757
i didnt really like that game
>>720881038
But you're awake now
And I never said restricted! Just that you're mine
>>720881123
Konata :o
>>720881038
>texty
-_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o: -_- :o _-_ o:
>>720881038
Texty & texty 2 as you called them are Sachi and Kontata. Though the names seem a little outdated, that's what they're known by the community as.
>>720881144
I'd play something with you if you had something in mind
>>720881191
Antonio:
Hellooo peeps
>Tristana claimed
>>720881284
nice hair :o
>>720881284
At least Klonata pats one image a thread
Even if it's ouT of context
>>720881346
>calling each other by your real name on 4chan
>>720881038
But your posting lewds
So your normal is lewd.
>>720880999
Fucks anyway
>>720881410
Know the difference between a wew and a lewd retard -_-
>>720881362
No
>>720881375
I won't claim to pay perfect attention, but my instinct is that is untrue.
>>720881375
i post >>720880935 every thread ya dingi
>>720881523
That's text -_-
>>720881288
well i dont know what you have
>>720880810 (Tali)
maaaaybe~
>>720881144
N-no more ;-;
>>720881123
Do you? You're always text.
>>720881144
It's okay, some people will never even get one line like that.
>>720881191
What does me being awake have to do with you needing sleep?! Lewd though. I didn't know I was a waifu now.
>>720881220
Yes.
>>720881284
I know, it's just I can never tell them apart so I don't even try.
>>720881410
Lmao I'm just laughing at the guy that responded to you so hard.
10/10
>>720881405
It's okay, Michael
>>720881405
who said that was my real name :o
>>720881502
I usually claim with a song or random thought I'm having, I'll post more pics after my pc is built
>>720881619
I posted this thread -_-
>>720881619
Because I can talk to you now and I can't all day ._.
You're not a waifu, just mine
>>720881619
I really fucking hate that name.
>>720881584
do you not see the attached beautiful image? -_-
>>720881405
kyle :o
>>720881619
can you call me something else -_-
>>720881390
Stop?
>>720881619
Konata > >>720881652
Sachi > >>720881362
Though i don't blame you. I've been treating them like the same person lately because i don't care to pay close enough attention, if that's even a plausible thing to do...
>>720881591
steam me
/id/Lookis
>>720881852
you're cheating -_-
>>720881599
More than friends?
>>720881486
You're just mad cuz i fucked you
>>720881619
Thats tomoyo and it wasnt even funny
>>720881599
whats a matter? I thought you wanted this
>>720881619
well then its good i wasted it here right?
>>720881888
ok sure
>>720881652
You never have a picture so I just get you mixed up with the other one!
>>720881707
Rip, it's like you want to talk to a loser like me over the internet or something.
>>720881735
What name? Michael?
>>720881842
Gahh, which one are you? I am getting you all mixed up!
>>720881852
How the fuck do you even tell. Reeeee
Add me on steam xXdankmememan420Xx and snapchat memeboner23
>>720881925
Who's cheating at what now?
>>720881986
Yes.
>>720881852
rude, and it's not my fault, sachi uses my name -_-
>>720881849
I miss you and no:
>>720881986
I have like 7 pics of her
>>720881958
I was laughing at how fucking dumb it was.
>>720881968
What better place than here?
>>720882029
I'll try not to say it again.
>>720882032
So get more m8
>>720881958
Oh hey, Chara answer your question?
>>720881968
Coo~
>>720881986
the one who isn't mexican -_-
>>720881999
you're cheating at identifying -_-
>>720881986
I do though!
I'd that you're actual steam? Lol
>>720882083
I'm very picky -_-
>>720882137
I can't tell your race by how you type, you dumb.
>>720882171
I can't see why!
No... no it's not...
>>720882202
Then I'll probably resort to calling you text-faced poster or some other dumb name in the end...
Goodnight
>>720882083
Ah that explains it
>>720882128
Nothing concrete fpr now because nothing happens fpr at least 6 months. But lots of thanking me for offering help.
>>720882083
I dont know
>>720882128
alright sent
>>720881958
don't you have a wife?
>>720881968
i don't know what i want anymore!
>>720881986
>xXdankmememan420Xx
that gave me cancer
>>720881986
Sachi says and does the same things over and over again. Really it's just a matter of figuring out those things and following chains, if you can.
>>720882032
It's not just the name. He's mimicking your typing style and has enough pictures to copy that too if you started posting them.
I try to keep you two separate but when i can't tell, i just defer to not caring.
>>720882137
How'd i cheat? You're the one who makes it obvious sometimes.
>>720882301
you should be able to ya gringus -_-
>>720882301
as long as you post lewds I don't mind what you do:
>>720882306
you're alright
>>720882301
Because I vey much enjoy talking to you!
O-oh..
>>720882366
it's not my fault i like repetition -_-
i
>>720882366
I have a distinct way I use emoticons and sachi's shitposting is just lazy when he tries to copy me -_-
but ok
>>720882328
Alrighty, cool
>>720882478
you use emoticons like a like a loser lol
>>720882349
dont you want me inside you?
>>720882439
I wasn't blaming you for anything. I was just saying it's not cheating if i use that to identify you.
>>720882478
...If you say so.
I haven't figured it out yet then.
>>720882349
Its open tho.
>>720882511
I have saturday open btw
>>720882306
<3
>>720882544
lazy as usual -_-
>>720882560
well now I can't say or else he will copy that :o
I'll try getting a trip soon
>>720882553
>>720882561
i would go full yandere if i were her
>>720882560
yes it is -_-
>>720882639
is that what homoyoyoyo said to you in bed last night? -_-
>>720882349
Please don't bully. I'm only ever kind to you.
>>720882376
I don't care to tell... Unless you're posting pictures or we get closer ;^)
>>720882384
Sounds good to me, but I don't always lewd my waifu.
>>720882429
That's dumb, I'm dumb. Just a meme on the internet. But very well. I'd tell you my steam, but I'm very honestly never on it nowadays. Barely play games anymore.
>>720882561
>Mako didn't even respond
>>720882826
okay im sorry
>>720882639
That'd probably be easiest.
>>720882758
Fine. I'm a cheater then.
>>720882826
-_-
be gay with texty 2 instead :o
>>720882881
nice eyepatch :o
>>720882711
thats so cute. come on dont be shy
>>720882826
seems you do every time I see you :o
>>720882758
homoyoyo said some lovely things to me :)
>>720882881
soft ;-;
>>720882826
I'm dumb! Tier not :(
Oh, that makes sense I guess, with everything else you are doing. Oh well :(
>>720882743
Which one is that again?
>>720882827
Aww um just us then?
>>720883013
hamakaze onee-chan will be mad at me..
>>720883068
the one you put the ring on
>>720883048
You're not* stupid phone
moon
>>720882855
Holy fuck that's lewd.
All is forgiven.
>>720882979
Why would I be gay with Texty 2?
>>720883026
It just happens sometimes... Not on purpose.
>>720883048
Pls, you can't counter my dumb with dumb.
I'm sure eventually I'll get back into games, you can add me any time of course I just am never on!
>>720883095
They dont need to know. Besides ill give you what you want
>>720883068
We'll see by this saturday~
Gotta go for now
>>720883375
>
>>720883339
yay!
>>720883375
n-now i feel like i'm going to hurt nee-chan if i give in.............
>>720883428
nee-chan~
>>720883146
No, yandere
>>720883393
Ok goodnight
>>720883339
But if you're dumb, what does that make me???
But what else be the point? I wouldn't be able to talk to you :(
>>720883516
yet~
>>720883026
i'm sure he did faggot -_-
>>720883339
because you sound like you're going to be gay -_-
>>720883565
But what does it mean
>reeeeeeeeeeee
>>720883489
I hope you know I lurk for a while and I see all
>>720883428
I blame Hanako
>>720883449
fine fine
>>720883648
so you just lie to people about leaving?
>>720883636
Are you Shraya or Tali?
>>720883648
Why lurk? Stalker~
>>720883660
im sorry if i lead you on... I promise not to do that again
>>720883703
I do leave but I like to lurk for a little before I fall asleep. It's a bad habit I can't break
>>720883449
Never hurt nee-chan. Are mash and Hama in an Anya Mako relationship?
>>720883518
The same amount of dumb.
It's okay, I still come here pretty much every day after work!
>>720883603
Dude I"m like the straightest guy in this thread.
>>720883754
Tali ya dingus we look nothing alike
>>720883877
Well, yes. But that still only gives a proper bit of time in the mornings before classes!
>>720883877
i'm much straighter than you -_-
>>720883877
maaaybe, hama-chan wants to take it further but it's impossible because i can't talk to people outside of threads :(
>>720883905
im never going to get used to this place
>>720884012
I have a strong urge to hatefully rape you...
>>720883985
So just stop being in the wrong timezone!
>>720883999
I've never seen falser trips.
>>720884012
What? Why can't you talk to Hama outside of the threads?
>>720884112
Lovingly missionary sex only allowed
>>720884147
Yoou be quiet before you become the next target...
>>720884147
just accept it ya homo:
>>720884112
you wouldn't....
>>720884147
internet here suuuucks
suuuuuucks
I have to use my phone to talk to people
>>720884147
I can't help that ._.
Make or stop being so annoying!
>>720884242
I might... especially if you continue being dumber than you actually are and not answering my question
>>720884205
My statement stands.
>>720884220
I am the straightest guy to ever bang cute boys.
>>720884242
So... Talk to Hama on skype app on phone, or something else? Slightly difficult communication seems like a dumb reason to not try!
>>720884256
It was worth a shot... I cannot, I am just a man online. A man that is becoming sleepy.
>>720884447
that's super gay ya gringus -_-
>>720884411
tck, i can't hide anything from you, huh...? what would you like me to answer?
>>720884447
my old phone can't handle it
when i want to go on the internet i have to go to the local starbucks in fairbanks, i'm thinking about moving there in a year, then i'll have internet for the first time ever
Hola.
>>720884447
A cool one!
Sleepy!? But it's only 17:30! Maybe I should go back to sleep
>>720883754
its fine i just havent erp in a bit
>>720884447
>Implying you be able to resist your carnal desires if i actually tried.
>>720884607
What does yandere mean and why woyld my wife be it?
>>720884628
now i feel like i'm a flirty tease scumbag
>>720884616
sleep please :(
>>720884698
i don't know how to explain it but a yandere is someone that will kill for you out of love
i would go full yandere if you cheated on me, if i were your wife
>>720884740
No puedo.
>>720884532
How is that gay at all?
>>720884607
I guess circumstances can ruin good things. Hopefully you move there, internet is great, and so is Hama *wink wink*
>>720884619
You should get some rest, I wouldn't want you to be stupid tired tomorrow. Also it may be but I wake up at 4am! I usually sleep rather early!
>>720884698
Woah man, don't make it gay.
Alright my glasses came off, everything is blurry, and I think I can actually call it a night. Goodnight
>Tomoko, no touch my shield or I kill you
>Shielder, if you cheat on me I'll sit in the corner and cry all day.
>>720885047
stay away from onee-chan
>>720884793
Ah but see i dont cheat we have 3ways.
>>720885047
You do know what thread you're in right?
Good morning everyone!
>>720885047
It's worth the tired, if you ask me!
I suppose that's true, I didn't even consider that fact!
>>720885047
you fucked a guy, it doesn't matter how feminine he was -_-
I'ma go to sleep with Hama-chan, goodnight everyone!
>>720885081
i'll behave! don't cry...
>>720885127
reeee
i would beat the woman with my shoe...
>>720885181
mourning~
>>720884905
I'm on the couch I'm pretty sleepy but there is no food so that's probably why
>>720885087
I was saying that for you, you dunce! Sleep tight though!
>>720885127
I try to forget.
>>720885195
It's not worth the tired if you have classes you dumb. You should try to get some sleep!
>>720885224
That's not gay, proven.
>>720885081
>>720885318
how is that not gay -_-
>>720885181
Good evening
>>720885318
Half the people here are traps, half pretend to be their waifus, and the other half pretend men are girls to erp with them.
>dont make it gay he says
>>720885375
What's gay about sticking your dick inside a boy that looks like a girl?
>>720885472
Where do I fall in this, there has to be another section.
>>720885318
That's what caffeine is for! But maybe I should get some more
>>720885472
Thats three halves
>>720885472
I'm neither of those categories -_-
>>720885523
if he has a dick its gay
you're 100% gay ya dingi -_-
>>720885571
you're a trap who has yet to accept it -_-
>Tired
>Winning
>Bored
>>720885539
Caffeine is not a replacement for sleep, pls.
Also you're the category of boys that dress like their waifus???
>>720885653
I don't believe you, you dingo.
Cute boys that look like girls are blessings on this earth.
>>720885695
Welcome to hell. What's up?
>>720885257
Aw, goodnight
>>720885383
How was your day?
>>720885715
you're straight gay just accept it ya gringo -_-
>>720885523
Seems to me like your in the "pretending men are women" section just like me
>>720885571
>general statement
Some exceptions may apply
>>720885472
Which one is Shielder and Hamakaze?
>>720885868
>pretending they are women
>>720885653
That sounds false
>>720885715
Caffeine and sugar then?
>
But I haven't done that!
>pic not related to this part!
>>720885862
Good
>>720885715
>Welcome to hell
Glad to be here, kind of.
>Cute boys that look like girls
>blessings on this earth
I have nothing to say about this, I'm just reiterating because I agree.
Also, if you don't think that's gay, I've got bad news.
How are ya?
>>720885760
Hey there.
How was your day?
Or night?
Or whatever the fuck it is in France?
>>720885914
However if iirc, you dress up in womens clothes so
>pretending to be a women bin ya go
>>720885760
Long and tiring. Some drinks and WoW begore sleep.
>>720885976
I like boys who look like girls as much as the next guy but it is a little gay.
>>720886009
I don't though?
So who here is actually straight, not bi, and loves just their waifu?
>>720885817
It ain't gay mate, prove it online 1v1 me.
>>720885862
But I don't pretend men are women, I know very well they are men.
>>720885914
No, sleep and sleep!
You haven't done that. Yet. Pic 100% related to that part.
>>720885976
Oh trust me, I know it's gay. I just always have fun keeping the joke going that traps aren't gay. Glad to be here? How new... Well stick around! I'm doing well, just tired!
>>720886094
Well had you asked me that a year ago I'd have been straight then.
>>720886094
just you
>>720886137
The you also know its gay ya?
>>720885914
you're a false kike so it fits you :o
>>720886094
this is a gay hookup thread ya dingi -_-
>>720886137
stop being such a closet homosex -_-
>>720886137
Fine, I'll go to sleep ._.
It's anyway been two hours :o
>>720886215
-_-
>>720886072
>A little gay
Hold on, are we talking about traps?
Traps ain't really my thing.
Just like, femboys are.
But they're both gay.
Which would make me gay.
Or bi, actually.
>>720886137
>keeping a joke
Whoops, I wasn't sure if you were kidding or not.
>How new
Boy I've been in these threads for months who are you kidding
Also, I feel you on the being-tired thing.
>>720886372
As lonf as you understand m8. You like what you like.
>>720886372
Fucking newbies, am I right
>>720886372
I think he meant sleeper bring happy to be here was new..
>>720886197
Well obviously man, I'm just screwing around. That said, I would 100% bang a cutie regardless of sex.
>>720886215
If it looks like a girl it's not gay.
>>720886248
Sleep tight, alice.
>>720886372
I personally am just into anyone that looks enough like a cute girl. That includes girls. Or boys that look like girls. It's w/e.
I was saying new as a joke too, cause no one should be happy to be here, pls!
>>720886440
>you like what you like
I've followed that philosophy since I was a sprout.
The only things that make me uncomfortable are that bestiality dog guy that posts in here occasionally.
>>720886526
See, ya'll are missing a very crucial point.
It's essential to the conversation, actually:
I'm incredibly dense.
>>720886522
I mean really who needs them :^)
>>720885976
The night was awful, some idiot nearby was having a party and that made it impossible to sleep. How was yours?
BTW: not France but The Netherlands.
>>720886016
Well, I hope you'll have a better night than I did
>>720886638
if he was a manly cutie what would you do? :o
>>720886638
Same here tbh i dont really care about the penis
>can i just bang you
>>720886651
As long as he isnt harming the dogs, whatever. I mean its still weird but he likes what he likes.
Gud nobody claim best girl yet
Goodnight all
>>720886726
Something happen?
>>720886651
The community does. Badly.
>>720886801
I'm not really into people that look masculine at all. I'm usually the dom in a relationship, and the one being masculine. Unless you mean like, they act manly, but look like a girl? I'd be down for that.
>>720886802
N-no?
>>720886890
night tali
>>720886638
>no one should be happy to be here
Eh, some people here are genuinely nice.
I wish Akiko/Naru posted here more often.
>>720886726
>Not France but the Netherlands
Whoops, sorry 'bout that.
>Some idiot nearby having a party
Invest in headphones.
Listen to music while you sleep.
Leave passive-aggressive notes on your neighbor's door.
>>720886802
>As long as he isn't harming the dogs
Mate I'm relatively confident it ain't good for the dogs to be conditioned for sex, and my own politics about the situation aside, I'm even more confident that it isn't super good for the dog's health to fuck them.
That said, goodnight.
>Surely I can't be the only one who thinks this
>Dog-fucking ain't cool?
>Right?
>Anyone?
>>720886904
I'm much more fond of the regulars, but I'd welcome a newbie.
>>720887106
It was more of a joke since we're on 4chan... I'll just stop making pranks online... There are a lot of people nice here that I've found. Haven't noticed anyone that's unfriendly.
>>720887194
No, dude, I caught the joke this time.
>Oh my god now I feel bad
I just chose to comment on how genuinely uncomfortable like twenty-percent of the community makes me.
>>720886932
you're really gay -_-
>>720887106
That... is actually a pretty good idea, thanks!
>>720886904
Someone was kind enough to throw a party which prevented me from sleeping well.
>>720887427
Wait, really?
I mean, glad I could help, I guess.
>Let me tell you
>My communications skills are lacking tonight
>>720887306
Well being online you're bound to find some odd-balls that make it a bit weird.
>>720887412
I'm like the straightest guy here.
>>720887597
gay -_-
>>720887597
I do actually have to remind myself I'm in a waifu claiming thread on 4chan occasionally. This whole thing really strengthens my suspension of disbelief skills.
>>720887752
no u
I actually feel sorry for people who live in NYC, because all of their jobs were stolen by Mexicans. A Mexican takes a starter job at Burger King flipping burgers then becomes a manager, fires all the white people and only hires worthless wetback pieces of shit. And it's happening all over. Sad.
>tank commander claimed
Nice quiet night >>720888317
It's probably not that bad
>>720888365
If you ever see a worthless Mexican you should hit them with your car
>>720888549
I don't drive and I don't really care if they are Mexican
>>720888705
You'll care when they take your job and you're stuck living with mommy again.
>>720888782
Zone is trash
>>720888820
Say that again, I dare you.
>>720889253
Zone is trash
>>720887597
Faggot.
>>720889564
If you were here in front of me right now I would strangle you to death.
Anyone got any deep dark secrets they want to let out?
>>720889950
yes
>>720890058
What is it?
>>720890144
weird, i'm trying to type it, but i can't
>>720890195
Well don't worry I'm sure you'll get it soon enough
>>720889950
I've been banned for global rule 1 before.
>>720890315
That's pretty vague and not at the same time
Ohayou
>>720890435
I always select my images purposely.
>>720890238
ahn..i feel like crying right now
>>720890515
Ah well good call on the no image I guess. >>720890532
Would you mind if I ask why?
>>720890532
In due you'll be fine, just think of the bunnies
>>720890586
because it is too mentally, emotionally and physically painful to recall that time in my life
>>720890631
even the bunnies wouldn't want to be my friend anymore...
>>720890860
Oh well I'm sorry then and hope things are better for you now
>>720890954
>>720890999
It's ok. So do you have any plans for tomorrow?
Claim?
>>720891129
>>720889950
Every morning is more of a struggle than the last to wake up, and I feel that everyone I know would be better off if I hadn't been born