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If your fluffy had babys what would you do? What if it had a rare Alicorn and it refused to take care of the munstah baby?
we don't need this fucktard.
I never post if this newfag who don't know how to start his own thread and post his shit here.
Cut the mother's legs off, blind her chemically, pop the ear drums, and allow all foals to thrive. Once weaned, curb stomp useless milk bag, and sell alicon.
I always love fluffys in the wild. Retarded Pikmin.
The talk is programed right into them so it can be one of the two
A fluffy would have to be around the accent for at least a generation and even given that I doubt it. They would be even more hard to understand.
Second possibility is limited edition or special editions of fluffys that have funny accents that could be understood.
>he doesn't realize we hate pony faggots more than he does
Out of all the retarded shit that this place generates, this is the only thing I think I'd actually do. Racing of the little bastards and making small customizations like this.
think of it as a lisp and child/baby talk.
water = wawa, dad/father = daddy/dada
legos = wegos, rolling = wolling.
screams are "eee" or "scree", add in chirps and peeps for foals.
must be new to fluffys
You mean brainless saw torture?
I like more sophisticated stuff then that
this one is better.
It's like a cheesy moment from FF
>we hate mlp
>we would get banned if we posted this there
God damn newfags.
Cutscene before boss fight, the stars are right!
I'd be happy to have more fluffies, especially cute little babies! And if there were too many to keep/share with friends, I could give the fluffies difficult/impossible tasks and then squash them as a punishment for their failures.
If the mother refused to feed an alicorn, her other babies would make for excellent bargaining chips. Feed the alicorn first, her other babies wait in a bowl until its finished. And every good thing the mother ever got would all be presented as rewards for taking care of the alicorn, even if it was something normal like feeding.
A fluffy adventure eh? Only the brave may tread here.
Me too. I love slice of life stuff about them trying to live in an environment their happy-go-lucky selves aren't made for.
Nice. As long as something happens I'm good with it.
what would you think about raising 2 micro-fluffyes herds/colonies and teaching both of them a diferent "religion" , one christian (will pray "deus vult" for geting skettis) and the other muslim based (will pray "allahu akbar" to get skettis) , both colonies will have a oposite way to reaching the sketti land (heaven), then tell both colonies that they have to pilgrim to the Holy Sketti Land, and clash in the midle, their religious diferences will make them enter a great war (the fluffy crusades).
This would make a good story?
I approve that too. I'm not against abuse, but plain gore tends to go into made-of-plasticite levels of unrelatable.
Not dust, just a lurker and reposter.
I would love it.
Maybe have a third party that is taught to accept them no matter what they do to you.
Exactly. That's why I prefer "mild abuse" too. It's about having fun at the simpletons expense, not about causing pain for pain's sake.
You are my kind of guys. You can go happy tree friends on anything but the real gold shines when you bully them.
>You'll never get to punish a bad mummah for ignoring her shit baby.
I definitely prefer lighthearted abuse vs murder for no reason
>wyn fall asleep with a fluffy by your side
Well I wouldn't blame the fluffy for its preprogrammed responses to alicorn foals.
I'd just use a pin roller to splatter each of her foals in turn. Maybe save one or two for later. Feed them, scope them out, see what ends up feeling right. Maybe try shaving one just to see if it's true they can't live at room temperature without fluff. Maybe staple one to a neighborhood telephone pole, see how long it lasts.
Maybe come up with contrived explanations for what was happening to the mother, more likely just slap her around a bit and trap her in the freezer.
Fluffy stuff, man.
Anyone an artist here or can anyone get in touch with one? If so, I have a story idea. Catch a mare and her special friend, lock both in separate cages then anon finds the biggest, meanest Smarty stallion and put it in the mares cage and force the special friend to watch as his mare wife thing is raped repeatedly getting "bad speshul huggies" while he is going apeshit in his cage trying to break free, but can only watch as his mare is giving birth to 2 or 3 litters before being put in the box with the Smarty except tied down and raped by it too.
Here's my all-time favorite story about fluffies and religion.