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Stop scrolling and look here, faggot. If you're procrastinating

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Stop scrolling and look here, faggot.

If you're procrastinating on something right now, be it work or a personal project, you must post in this thread. If odds, you stop browsing /b/ and go work on it. If evens, you keep slacking off. Simple as that.
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>>720834730
Going to Bed.
Sad Capaldi's leaving Who.
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It's 7 p.m I just want to wind down and not care about anything for a few hours
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stop telling me what to do
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hmm
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>>720834730
Roll
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>>720834730
oh boy.
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>>720834730
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u got me
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>>720834730
roll
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>>720834730

varg you little bitch
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Jokes on you, I finished my work right before I browsed 4chan.
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:^(
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>>720834730
roll for sloth
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>>720834730
rolling.
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ughhh rolling
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i love burzum, but i cant get into dudes politics. i know its weird but daudi baldrs is my favorite burzum album
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>>720834730
roll
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>>720834730
alright
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>>720834730
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>>720834730
exam tomorrow. already studied a lot but lets roll
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>>720836666
Check my quads, faggots!!
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Sigh
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Today a choice will be made
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>>720834730
I love/hate APUSH. I'm still scrolling bitch
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Ugh. But moving those love seats is going to be such a pain in the dick...
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>>720834730
r
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>>720834730
roll
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>>720836857
Fuck.
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rolllllllllllling
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>>720834730
I am ready to take this chance
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So I guess in my case odds is going to bed.
Evens is playing another game of dota.
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Let's see my fate
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>>720834730
the janitor
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>>720834730
435789
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>>720834730
go fuck off
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May 4chan give me the force to confront my obligations

Fingers crossed
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Odds = Work
Even = Fap before work
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>>720837148
I won, but I'm still here welp
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Kk
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Lets see
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roll va
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>>720837317
guess i'll work on that claim letter
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Cleaning
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>>720834730
It's my lectures
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do i have to? i rolled odds. fuck i need to study that orientation paper for my job.

i got tm
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HELP ME
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Ending my life
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risky risky
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Pourque?
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>>720834730
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>>720837817
pls lord
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>>720834730
ugh... might as well roll. Got a lot of fucking work to do. My fate rests with my digits.
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>>720834730
moar
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>>720837905
in the name of immunity
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Sure man
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>>720834730
Plz evens, I want more titanfall not math and computer language projects
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Rolli-oli
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Studying for Level II of the CFA. Currently 80 hrs into the 300+ hrs needed total to pass the test.
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this better be good
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>>720834730
fair enough
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>>720838157
nooooooooo fuck ive already studied so much today
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>>720834730
Why not?
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>>720837861
Get to work, bitch!
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>>720834730
Fuck you Varg
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>>720834730
roll
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>>720834730
Writing homework for optics (lecture portion)
Writing lab report for optics (lab portion)
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Making dinner
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Henry rollins
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>>720834730
Roll
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>>720838398
rerolling because I actually wanna do my homework tonight before i get more piled on tomorrow
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Do I have too?
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Please be even
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Ok fair enough
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>>720838444
rerolling again
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>>720834730
Need to finish shit by 11:59.
But I also want to masturbate then hop into the shower and shave.
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>>720838465
Well fuck
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>>720838500
Yee boii
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>>720834730
rawlin
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>>720834730
Yeah alright
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>>720834730
NO, FUCK YOU.
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not cool man.
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>>720834730
i procrastinate sleeping.
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Bought a bass and I want to teach myself to play but I have no motivation because I hate everything.
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I'm procrastinating swapping the motor on my audi because I don't have enough beer and don't want to scream at Hitler's revenge all night
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eghh
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>>720838519
You can do that all in the shower
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>>720834730
rolls
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>>720834730
Hope I can fuck off and die
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>>720838519
Fuck. Oh well, thanks m8
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>>720838629
I still have zero motivation and will continue to do nothing regardless of rolling odds. Fuck OP
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>>720834730
math homework. it's not even fucking hard. I'm just being gay.
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>>720834730
Fair enough
Rolling
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>>720834730
Hey hey hey
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>>720838676
True, but I won't till I finish my shit.
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>>720838711
shit
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tRolling
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>>720838640
What do if 0....
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>>720834730
/roll
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>>720834730
Rollollo
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>>720838761
What will you pleasure yourself to in the shower by the way? Are you the risky type that takes your phone into the shower?
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>>720834730
ROLLERINO
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linear algebra homework
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I need to put the laundry in the drier.
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do your worst
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>>720839002
reroll
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looking for work, just barely got on /b but rolling
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>>720834730
Shit
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>>720834730
ayy
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Fine
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>>720834730
Roll
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>>720834730
i dont have shit due tomorrow but dubs and ill do it i guess
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>>720834730
no
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Ok fag
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>>720834730
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Fuck it, roll
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>>720834730
bezeelebub
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>>720834730
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
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>>720834730
I'm procrastinating on my personal project only because I'm so sleepy I'll fuck it up if I try to work on it right now. And I'm not sleeping because I'll wreck my sleep schedule if I take a nap right now. Gotta keep myself awake for a couple more hours. Nothing like /b/ to make that happen, lol.
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>>720834730
if odds, I have a wank and go to bed at a reasonable time
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The best place to procrastinate is quibbler.co
(NOT .COM YOU FUCKS)
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>>720834730
fuck i'll roll
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>>720834730
Fuck .
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>>720839749
Goodnight /b/
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>>720839921
Sweet dreams
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>>720834730

trying to find a job or play Sims.. roll
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>>720834730
help me
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K
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Ok it didn't work, I tried to get 4chan to storm quibbler.co but only like 5 people showed up
UTTER DISGRACE, I'm never coming here again
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>>720834730
As simple as getting my dishes done i suppose.
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>>720840111
WELL FUCK....
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my kinda thread
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Physics homework, but it's due Wednesday night so I'm not concerned
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Should be studying.
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fun and interactive RNG
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At work now and rolling to see what I do next.
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>>720834730
Niggers
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Penis
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>>720834730
I'll play your game
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>>720840527
Damn. Well I don't want to anger the 4Chan god's so I guess I'll go do something...
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>>720838952
Not much of shower fapper.
If I was I'd just wrap my phone in a plastic but or use my imagination - for lack-of-a-better-term.
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>>720840828
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I need to do my Quantum homework
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Today marks the third week I've skipped work on. I told them my grandpa had a stroke then I dragged that along for a while, Told them my dad was m.i.a and my grandma was an emotional mess so I needed the time off. I've spent almost every waking hour jacking off to anything I can get my ape hands on.
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>>720840951
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Rollllllll. Please be odds
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>>720834730
ROLL
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>>720841130
Reroll
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fuck me roll
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>>720841372
Thank fuck
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Wanna read a book coz I know I used to read all the time, a book a day.

Now I read probably two or three a year as work gets in the way and I just want to wank and play video games when I get home.


My book is sat on the bed next to me.
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even
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YEET
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odf
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>>720834730
yeah fine whatevs
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>>720834730
Rollol
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Mr. Vikernes, should I start writing this enormous stack of papers?
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>>720834730
eh whatever
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>>720834984
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Ok
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>>720842092
Thank you Mr. Vikernes. I'm going to watch Netflix right now
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Ok seems fair dude
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OK varg.
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>>720834730
roll
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>>720834730
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Roll for the glory of university
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>>720834730
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>>720834730
Thanks for the motivation boost, anon.
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What if its a zero?
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>>720834730
well h*ck you
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f
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>>720834730
>>720834730
Fuck you, I'll slack if I want to. Mr.Weiner, meet Mr.Meyer. Oscar meyer
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rollin....
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>>720834730
roll
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rlllo
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/b/ is onto me, fuck.
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Show me those evens
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>>720834730
i'll take those odds as sleep
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>>720834730
Rolling!
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>>720834730
roll
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>>720834730
roll
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Practicing my Golfing

Going back to college for Mechanical Engineering

Killing myself
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Will you please call LA
And let them know THERE'S NO PEOPLE MAGAZINE AT DOWN TOWN SAFEWAY gv, ca

Request satellite

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Tom Cruise publist (310) 854 8100


Brad Pitt manager (310) 275 6135
How's your movie doing?


11388 Colfax hwy gv, ca
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Got me.
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>>720842866
is this me
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>>720842907
yay it was
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Even pls
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>>720834730
dont tell me what to do d00d
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>>720834730
Well sheeeeeeeeit
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>>720843007
fuck
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life drones on
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>>720834730
roll
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Odds?
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going to bed y/n?
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>>720834730
I have a test tomorrow
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>>720834730
Roll, sadly. My work is fixing my mental status. So this is kinda shitty.
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okay jesus
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I'm about to ignore whatever the outcome is and just slack off anyway. Just wanted to show up for the experience.
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>>720834730
ROLLOLOLOLO

LOLOLOLO

LALALALALAAAALAAAALAAAA
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>>720834730
I really should be studying...
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>>720834730
Challenge accepted.
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>>720834730

I have an assignment for my final year of uni that's due in on the 5th. Less than a week to do it. If I don't do it, I fail uni.
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>>720837022
Who dis?
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>>720843595
Go study then you fucking loser.
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>>720843571
Grow up, idiot.
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>>720842898
I was just wondering OP, how's YOUR movie doing?/??/??/?
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Let's see
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Role
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Fucking roll, pls let be evens
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>>720843969
Heh 69! But fuck odds
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>>720843969
asddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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Roll
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k
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>>720834730
k
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>>720844138


keep slacking i guess

but damn it, i wanted and need to work!
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>>720834730
This post definitely applies to me. Many end of month deadlines are about to be missed on work tasks. I hate the job anyway. Evens get.
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>>720834730
Fuck it. Let's see what happens.
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>>720834730
rill
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>>720834730
Lets find out if I sleep early tonight
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Evens cmon
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>>720839795
It's just random words floating around. Gay.
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>>720834730
odds or evens lets watch even stephens
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Dammit, Varg.
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>>720834730
fuck me rolling
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>>720834730
Roll
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>>720834730
I need to better my life kick me off please
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>>720834730
Feck
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Fuck you
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Where can I find this elite group of hackers know as "4chan" ?
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K
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>>720834730
Got that novel I'm working on.
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hmmm
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Laundry
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>>720834730
DUDE I've just fished a computational simulation volume protected from atmospheric discharges. Gonna get published next week, an that WAS overtime hours. Hell i am on the upside of things. I am doing a shit ton of stuff and i am definitely not exhausted. Not even tired. Speaking of witch nighty night everyone
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