What is the fastest way to get Cancer ?

Being gay.

>>720831673
microvawe your balls

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>>720831673
Cancer enemas

Don't do them

posting traps in /b/

>>720831673
who is that ? :O

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4chan

Play League of Legends or CS:GO

>>720831673
dont reply to this post and get cancer.

/s4s/

>>720831673
Microwave your balls.

Go eat dirt in Chernobyl

Please tell me the balls are photoshopped. If I could describe my dream girl, it'd be OP's pic

>>720831881
k

>>720831881
No cancer for me.

>>720831881
kys

>>720831673
>What is the fastest way to get Cancer ?

Post a faggot thread on /b/

>>720831881
...

>>720831968
Shes real. biological women dont have a string from their ass down their balls

>>720831673
>What is the fastest way to get Cancer ?

Eat at McDonalds

>>720831881
gfd

>>720832006
>>720832175
You're wilkomen

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>>720831673
Beach your asshole

>>720831881
I'm saved

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Shitpost.

>>720831673
be in this thread apparently

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Easy peasy...

>>720831673
eating burned marshmellows and then smoking a few cigs should do it.

Get a laser pointer, go out in the sun. idk

>>720831673
stick your dick in a meat grinder and post it here

Visiting /b/ post 2009

>>720831673
Post traps or respond to bait threads.

You already have cancer.
You just need something to trigger it to wake up.

>>720831673

Dimethylnitrosamine.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2009008/

>>720831673
Bananas

Go on 4chan ever

>>720831673
regularly bathe in motor oil, eat lots of meat, eat lots of burnt food, get radiated (sit in an xray machine for hours), smoke cigarrettes. google a list of known human carcinogens and take as much as possible

>>720831881
you win this time you piece of shit

>>720831881
Gritting bridge Baumgartner

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>>720831881
Cheeky cunt

>>720831881

saved

>>720831881
k

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>>720831881

>>720831881
xd

>>720832006
Oops, turns out you're gay. Careful, Trump might ban you next.

>>720831881
fuck

>>720831881
,

>>720831881
damn

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OP here I'm going to try success with the X Rays.

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>>720831881

Fugger Gelgoog

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>>720834804
what am I suppose to fuck now ?

Watching onision

>>720831881
ok xd

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This place

>>720831673
playing as a support on any online game

go to prypiat

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>>720831881

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9 people now, can we get more shitposters?
I wanna see the place get cancer

>>720831881
gffd

>>720831881
too late already got it from your post

>>720831673
>that hand

>>720831881
lol clever

>>720831881
>>>720831673 (OP)
> dont reply to this post and get cancer.
Ebdbsndhxjd

1. Put testicles in microwave
2. Cancer
3. ???
4. Profit

>>720831881
>/s4s/
/s4s/

There is currently no cancer on quibbler.co

>>720831881
cmon man

BUFFALO SOLDIER XD

Crack open a smoke detector, take out the little radioactive americium chip in there, roll it up in a cigarette along with some asbestos dust, smoke it while standing in blazing sun for hours, and hydrate yourself with hard liquor.

>>720831881
Uh

>>720831673
Visit /pol/

Visit this website, listen to Trump or half of America speak, or smoke cigarettes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjvJu60G-ec

>>720831881
kys

going to reddit

>>720831881
fuck you

>>720831881
kek

>>720837228
>>720831673

Become like this guy and shave everything but a small patch on the side of your head and paint it pink then walk into a college and learn about gender studies.

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Go to Norman cockwells family dinner.

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>>720831881
ooh piece of candy

>>720831881
no u

go here

offended.feenode.net

>>720831881
F

>>720831881
fuck you

>>720831881
k

>>720831881
faggot

>>720834937
The mouth

>>720831881
Triggered

>>720831881
Cunt

>>720831881
ty

>>720831760
This

>>720831881
cunt

>>720831673
By not replying to this post

>>720831881
why

quibbler.co is getting steamy

>>720831881
>>720839481
Fuck, i thought i would get all the yous :(

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pic related

>>720831881
i'm not risking it, it's either replying or giving up my cigs

>>720831881
pls no

>>720831881
fuck off

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>>720839594
>just gonna get a little bit of cancer stan...tell mom its okay

>>720831881
Not happening buddy

>>720831673
stay on 4chan. Especially /b/. Because it's cancer

>>720831881
Hhi

>>720831881
Fuck you

>>720831881
k

>>720831881
Faggot

>>720831881

.............

>>720831881
Dont have time 4 cancer

>>720831881
fuck

>>720831673
Smoke 4 packs a day

>>720831881
damn

>>720831881
l

>>720831881
but...

>>720831784
i dont even like scat but i know who that is and i have no idea why, just did a quick search and got the name

loverachelle2

>>720831673
Entering here everyday

>>720831881
fuck

>>720833647
Unrealistic, hands are too big.

>>720831673
Go to your university's biology labs in a lab coat and ask grad students where the ethidium bromide is then take it home and inject yourself with it

>>720831881
fg

>>720831881
Can't argue with that

>>720831881
fok

>>720831881
No risks boi

>>720831881
sounds good to me

>>720831673
Reading your post.

>>720831881
rude

>>720831881
i replied and im smoking weed, beat that cancer

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>>720831881
O shit

>>720831881
fuck you nigger

>>720831881
no u

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>>720831881
fuck you

>>720831881
k

>>720831881
gg

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>>720843801

>>720831881
every damn time

Ball a chick that has cancer of the cunt

>>720834937
her cock still works. She'll fuck you.

>>720844996
>her

I have some bad news for you.

>>720831673
Like, really?

Radiation would be the way. Traveling to Chernobyl and breaking into the sarcophagus and getting as close to the elephant foot as you possibly could (breathing in plenty of dust along the way) but you also have a good chance of just straight up dying of radiation poisoning or not absorbing enough to really be a problem for a decade, if ever. You could bring a rad meter to help make sure you get a proper dosage.

Short of that, it is going to be a challenge to come into contact with enough radiation to cause tumors to form in the short-term.

>>720831881
Usually dintbreply to posts but

>>720841676
>ethidium bromide
Biology and chem labs tend to keep that shit locked up.

Not because of dumb shit like this or unibombers. But because college students will steal that shit for no reason because they are shit

Snort aspestos

>>720831881
nig

>>720831881
arg

>>720831881
IDIOT

>>720845663
Asbestos took so long to route out (and the lawsuits regarding it linger for so long) exactly because of how long it takes for cancer to develop. OP would be waiting a decade or more, if he got it at all.

And inhale through the mouth, not the nose. The nose is designed to filter shit out. You want it deep, deep in your lungs.

>>720831881
oh no, replying

>>720831881
Yikes>>720831881

>>720831881
no

>>720831673
If you really want cancer take apart a microwave oven, take the magnetron and crush the pink ceramic insulators on it and inhale the dust. Guaranteed cancer

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>>720834804

>>720831881
Clever

>>720831881
kl

>>720846280
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berylliosis

Shit can take a decade to get ya. Supposedly if you keep doing it though it would up the chances. So good call.

Also, LOL at all those "Watch me explode shit in a microwave in my closed garage" channels on youtube. Those people are probably in for a bad day a decade in the future.

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>>720831881
fgt

>>720831881
better be save

>>720831881
f

>>720844746
why do so many pussies always eat this bitch bait. seriously, do you reply to every single "REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE"

>>720848564
The same reason chain letters work. People are fucking dumb. On an intellectual level they know that know there is no way there is any truth to it. Then, they ignore their intellect because they are gullible dolts.

And if they don't reply to this post saying "I am a dolt" they will get colon cancer in the next year.

>>720831881
wee lqd

>>720831881
oh nice one

>>720848564
This desu senpai

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>>720831881

>>720831881
fuck you anon

>>720831881
Save me

Keep getting on /b/

>>720831881

>>720831881 (You)

>>720831881
1

>>720831881
asd

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>>720831881
Cancer?

>>720831881
Sigh

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>>720831975
>Thinking Chernobyl is real

>>720831881
oh boy

>>720831881
shit

>>720831881
fuk e

>>720831881
Fuck

>>720831673
love

>>720831881
fuck you

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>>720831881

>>720831881
ayyy lmao

>>720831760
Only if you want to get just a little bit of cancer.

>>720831881
faggot

>>720831881
kys

>>720831881
not risking it

>>720831881
ayyyyyy

>>720831881
fucvk

>>720831881
fuq u asshole

>>720831881
b-but I don't want to get cancer

>>720831881
Bruh

>>720831881
Cya cancer

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>>720834804
that would make a real bad constipation

>>720831881
shiet

>>720831673
Move to Chernobyl.

>>720831881
lol k

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>>720831793
agree

MAGA

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>>720843801

>>720831881
(you)

>>720831881
F

>>720831673
reply to this thread

>>720831881
k

>>720831881
>114 replies
Lmao

oh nice

>>720831881
yo ufucking dick

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>>720831673
Create Macintosh.

>>720831673
1. Collect radioactive material.
2. Make DIY X-ray machine.
3. Eat yellowcake and X-ray yourself.
4. ?????
5. CANCER!!!

>>720831673
stick your balls in the microwave

>>720831881
just in case

>>720831881
f

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Being exposed yo this is the only correct answer

>>720831881
goddamnit

>>720831881
whew

>>720831881
Wew

>>720831881
rr

>>720831881
H

>>720831881
Noice

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>>720831881

>>720831881
FUARK NO

>>720831881
vurxg

>>720831881
fuck you nigger

>>720831881
I'm saved

>>720831881
Rep

>>720831881
shiiiiit i aint trying to die

>>720831881
ty

>>720831881
nop

>>720831881
fgdfgdfgdfgdfg

>>720831881
Fuck you

>>720831881
Fag

>>720831673
Balls in microwave

>>720831881
am scurred of canser

>>720831881
nigger

>>720831881
fuck

>>720831881
q

>>720831881
Aye! No!

>>720831881
My niggga my nigga i love st vincent

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>>720831881

>>720831881
1

>>720831881
well

>>720831881
Ban this nigger

>>720831881
asfasf

>>720831881
What the fuck man

>>720831881
?

>>720831881
oh no

>>720831881

idw cancer

>>720831881
aight

>>720831881
llllllll

>>720831881
(You)

>>720831881
Why risk it

>>720831881
k then

>>720831673
Walk into Chernobyl and take a bite out of the elephant's foot

>>720831673
Get access to an x-ray machine, and blast yourself in the chest at full power for ten minutes. Do this every day for a month. After that, if you're not dead already from radiation poisoning, then you're pretty much guaranteed to be developing cancer in your esophagus, lungs, around your heart, the diaphragm, stomach. You're dead meat.

>>720831881
lol