Who will the CIA's fall man be when Trump gets assassinated?

mike pence

lebron

>>720817420
W.T. Snacks

>>720817420
I'll fucking volunteer if they'll just kill him already.

>>720817420
It's gotta be a white guy or trump tards would snap

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This guy

>>720817568
Plz this. Go raptors.

>>720817420
good question

fingers crossed we find out soon eh?

>>720817420
We could tell you. But then we'd have to kill you. You know the rules.

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The Lizard Queen is a sore loser.

>trump dead, pence president
>has an electric fence installed in front of the whitehouse for the homo barbeque

>>720817939
Fuck. Even seeing the thumbnail for that gave me butterflies and made me happy for a fleeting moment.

>>720817420
Abdul Douglas Gonzales Morales, newly assigned to the security detail, committed suicide yesterday because his catholic and islamic hood upbringing was too much to take. Because of this nobody spotted Scott Winchester as he stabbed the president multiple times, declaring at the end that kek willed it and dubs demanded a sacrifice.

>>720818046
But then what would we do with all the illegeals, we just can't burn 6 million immigrants?

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>>720818046
It would be better if he died on his own.
Heart attack while raping an underage boy.
That way his idiots can't make him a martyr.

>>720817420
Reported

>>720818222
Well damn, trips don't lie

>>720817420
Because president Pence is better somehow?

>>720818735
On domestic policy, no difference. Pence is at least not an immature crybaby though

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>>720818312
Why not? It worked for your grandpappies.

>>720818874
"I believe that someday scientists will come to see that only the theory of intelligent design provides even a remotely rational explanation for the known universe."
I don't want to go full neckbeard here, but Pence is mentally retarded

>>720818874
What you really need is a real-life Designated Survivor. Jack Bauer needs to be sworn in.

>>720818735
>>720818874
Pence is probably worse because the congressional republicans actually like him.
At least with Trumpkin they might put up a little resistance so they don't get slaughtered in the mid-terms.

>>720818999
The goyim are onto us! Evacuate the ghetto!

>>720819123
>Jack Bauer
This is part of the problem.
Dumb people who think TV is real thought they were electing some genius businessman instead of a sleazy real-estate con man.

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>>720819386
But anon, whats the difference??

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>>720817835
And so do I

>>720819091
Muh dead babies!

>>720818337
>>720817791
>>720817756
>>720817673
Cucks
Eight more years of liberal tears

>>720820096
>Not supporting a Doritos dusted retard for President makes somebody a cuck

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>>720819782
Guess we're gonna find out when he fucks us all over, just like he's fucked over everyone who's ever trusted him.

Best part is; the angry rednecks who voted for him are gonna get fucked over the hardest. This would be fun to watch if we weren't all gonna get dragged down the toilet with them.

>>720820194

Who has a wife he bought from Russia.

And uses social media more than the average 12 year old girl.

Is also fat and overweight but most of America is obese anyways.

>>720818046
How very progressive and tolerant of you

Feels good I can call my President a fat retard and not go to jail

>>720820836
Why does wanting Trump dead mean you care about 'progressiveness' and 'tolerance'?

>>720817420
reported thread on that FBI report site thingy, have fun faggots.

>>720822058
bump keep this thread alive so the FBI has time to track these pussies.

>>720822669

Wow. I never thought I'd live to see a level of faggotry this epic.

>>720822669
Muh freedom of speech. Right, trump doesn't believe in that

>>720822669
How many dicks do you currently have jammed in your asshole?

>>720822669

>when youre 12 years old and on /b/ for the first time

>>720822899
>>720822941
>>720823000
thats right, keep this thread alive butt hurt liberals that voted for the most corrupt criminal that ever run for prez, keep it up soon you will have FBI knocking on your door.

>>720823098
bait at this point

>>720817420
Reported to Homeland Security.

You do not "joke" about killing the leader of this country, OP.

And it looks like you need to learn this firsthand.
No, deleting the thread won't stop them from coming.

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>>720818999

The FBI will go to this guys house
>>720817673
To take him up on his offer

>>720817649
I second the nomination.

>>720823290
Edgy

>>720818337
Better if he just disappears.

>>720817502
This would be ideal

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>>720817420

>>720823290
Reported as being a faggot.

>>720823098
>the most corrupt criminal that ever run for prez

No, that fat, orange, dumbass shitpounder has already taken office.

HURR HURR REPORTED THEY'RE GON GIT YOU

You faggots are always worth a chuckle.

I personally can't wait for Trump to get impeached or murdered.

When I see it on tv, I'll be sure to think of this successful thread.

>>720817791
Why? You don't like trump? Literally has done nothing wrong beside do what u percieve is wrong meaning invalid for an argument

>>720823290
You need to publicly apologize for being such a flaming faggot.

>>720817420
bastards are so devious that they'd prolly pin it on a Russian and claim Putin ordered the hit personally.

>>720820096
>Implying the libtards don't get assblasted to the point they all actually do something about the election

>>720823455
Shut up. If you are OP you are fucked.
Fucked.

>>720823836
>Why? You don't like trump?

Because he's a demonstrable moron. He shouldn't be anywhere near the White House or the nuclear codes.

>>720823836
How about you kill yourself buddy. The world would be 1 retard less.

>>720823613
I could have you reported too.

>>720823831
look faggot I don't think you understand that the Secret Service takes "jokes" like this seriously.

Now I'll give you a minute to delete this post but if I see it at 2:04 PST I will turn you in.

>>720824010
Except you literally can't stop sucking dick.

>>720822669
Hohooooo this has to be bait if it's not still pretty funny

>>720818383
Idiot.

>>720823864
I'll report you

Someone going to assassinate him because he's a big ole meany face or something? Liberals can fuck off.

>>720824098
I am not a homosexual
homosexuals deserve to be executed
you take that back
or I will report you

>>720822941
haha, the thread falls more under conspiring to kill the prez and less under free speech, hopefully someone will make a example out of all these lets kill the prezident liberal faggots lmao, I mean given who they have backed, the most corrupt criminal that ever run for prez Hilary, we should have expected liberals to conspire to such things as their beloved Hilary who herself doesnt back down from killing people who disagree with her, bbye hope FBI makes a example out of you,

>>720824144
For accurately calling you a faggot? Faggot.

>>720824173
Nah. We just want to piss off his fanboys.

When he does get offed you lot will finally shut up

>>720824331
GODDAMMIT IT IS ILLEGAL TO TALK ABOUT THAT SHIT
CUT THAT FUCKING SHIT OUT

>>720824205
Faggot confirmed.

>>720824087
Look faggot I don't think you understand that anonymous takes "keks" like this carelessly.

Now I'll give you the rest of your existence to delete yourself via stream but if I don't ever see it I will still laugh at how much of a double fail nigger faggot troll you are.

>>720817420
He'll commit suicide without even realizing and take all of you with him, no need for assassination.

>>720824331

Doubt you really want to do that. #2 in line is an actual conservative republican.

So guys I've been wondering. Is the color of his face an unfortunate accident, or is it from going to the tanning salon? I swear I can see the goggle marks around his eyes which aren't orange.

>>720824205
I would take you seriously but you have nigger cum on your lip.

Moot did it

>>720824446
I will assassinate Donald Trump.
Child porn
Terrorism is good
Bomb children's holspital.
Other keywords that are illegal.

Trump is a faggot and so are his pussy fanboys

>>720824541
Whynotboth.jpeg

COPS ARE COMING GUYS !!
QUICK EVERYBODY RUN !!

>>720824541
What's stopping the two of them being killed at the same time... or even better. The whole team under one roof?

>>720824676
This.

>>720824717
This guy gets it

>>720824587
I'm guessing it's some shitty self tanner. You have seen the national atrocity that is the dude's hair, right?

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Have any of you niggers lost your sex drive. Been about a year, literally no desire to fuck. Had to force a semi just to roast this bitch's pussy the other night. Had to get her off my back.

>>720821541
because if you don't like Trump you're a liberal apparently

>>720824922
If you don't like flump then you're opinion will trigger me

>>720824087
>Secret Service takes "jokes" like this seriously
First it was DHS, then FBI. Now you've informed the secret service? Oh no!

>>720822669
>being this much of a faggot
>over a faggot

>>720817420
Kim-Jong Un

Or they'all just claim Lee Harvey Oswald survived Jack Ruby's "assassination attempt" and track him down only to report he's mysteriously disappeared

>>720824676
REPORTED

REPORTED YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT
YOU WILL FIND OUT FIRST HAND WHAT PERSONAL RESPONSIBLITY IS

>>720824842
President Dumpy is your coked out uncle who spray tans obsessively and drives with the top down.

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>>720824842
Could give a few tips...

>>720823290
>implying Trump is really the leader of this country
>implying he's not a puppet

>>720820514
#TrumpIsFat

>>720824446
This isnt 1984. Conspiring to murder trump yeah that's illegal. Joking about small hands getting axed is definitely kosher

>>720825130
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haha, the thread falls more under conspiring to kill the prez and less under free speech, hopefully someone will make a example out of all these lets kill the prezident liberal faggots lmao, I mean given who they have backed, the most corrupt criminal that ever run for prez Hilary, we should have expected liberals to conspire to such things as their beloved Hilary who herself doesnt back down from killing people who disagree with her, bbye hope FBI makes a example out of you,

All of America is now cucked by Putin.

>>720824587
Doritos dust

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>>720824256
The will of the people was defied when Trump was given the nomination, EC is a corrupt platform that needs to be disposed of, Trump's death is only the right way to go in order to ensure that America stays a democracy.

>>720825205
REPORTED

KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT FAGGOT>>720825207

>>720825198
Trump is alt-fit #altfacts

>>720825157
Bush was a puppet. Trump is a rich kid who payed off the puppeteers.

Now he gets to shit on everyone while his posse smile and encourage him in the background.

>>720817420
I know you're all scared of the big bad Orangeutang, but look on the bright side. Should the economy collapse yet again under his watch, maybe, just maybe you'll how dependent both libtards and republicucks are on their precious guv'ment and stop going at each others throats in an endless loop of niggetry. if not, every dog has its day. It will be 4 to 8 years then most people in the general public will forget all about it and go about their own lives as they always have and you all should too instead of whining incessantly about shit that doesn't ultimately matter to your life. when/if shit really hits the fan and your personal wellbeing is at stake, then it's time for french revolution 2.0.

America would be a much better place if both sides weren't brainwashed by politics to be perpetually angry, sad, and repressed, and rile irrational hatred for other human beings just for the way they appear without knowing anything about their individual thoughts, contributions and situation. after all, i thought that's what America fought so hard against Communist Russia decades ago for, to not be melded into a label with no individuality or perception of individuality trapped in group-think, no? your entire country is fucking bipolar on nearly all sides except independents.

>>720825344
You misspelled alt-fat.

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Ohh shit guys

>>720825290
He clearly has some sock willie wonka fetish and dresses as an umpa lumpa

>>720825452
The biggest reason I want him dead is to relentlessly rub my asshole in the nose of every single Trumptard of /pol/ and /b/. Their tears of absolute anguish will be my lifebood.

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>>720825239
>Hopefully somebody will violate these anons first amendment rights because they're saying mean things about my lord emprah

>>720825452
Donald Trump has been shot after being stone cold stunned. What sick cunt would do such a brilliantl ting.

>>720825524
Uncle Wonka fucked him in the ass

>>720819940
I chuckled

>>720825555
That would be absolutely glorious.

>>720825416
>melded
Uses word properly.

>grayfag detected

>>720825239
>muh lovely president
>stop bein mean bout me beatufil leader
Fuck off, faggot.

>>720825416
>tossing a drop of water into a sea of piss expecting clarity

>>720817502

God CIA make it so, it would be masterful.

It'll happen when some random world leader talks shit about Trumples and then he nukes their ass.

>>720823321
I didn't think it would turn out like that

>>720825773
Not unrealistic after working for Dumpy Trumpy.

>>720825416
>then it's time for french revolution 2.0
But how successful would the general population be if a revolution takes place against the US military?

>>720825667
I mean the feminazis were one thing, but oh my god, these people think Trump is the second coming.
If he were to cop a bullet to the face in front of America, can you even fathom the level of pain these cunts would be in? It would be the funniest shit since rekt threads.

>>720825953
Implying the military would support the president. Their allegiance is to the US constitution; we the people

>>720825953
Part of the military would probably rebel too, so it would be an even match. Trump's establishment might win, but hes a fucking mongoloid so who knows.

>>720826099
Half of Trumps establishment is in this thread conspiring to kill him.

>>720826099
He would probably piss off his protecting unit and get shot.

>>720826188
His days are numbered, it will be fucking hilarious to watch the alt-right fall into a pit of endless pain and despair.

>>720824864
maybe you have low test anon, or maybe you're depressed. go to a doc