>want to get a shower
>go to bathroom
>this nutcracking tightbuttock jew midget gets on your way
Wat you do
ask how she got in my house and why shes blocking my way worse than Gandalf in the mines of Moria
................................................................then ask her if anyone's ever licked her asshole, and if not, can i be the first
As a feminist male who believes in the choice of women, I'd ask her politely if she'd like to shower with me. I'd probably get rejected and be forced to watch her fuck other alpha males
I voted for Hillary Clinton btw
>cunt kick her
>stick dick in mouth
>face fuck the unconscious jew midget
>kek at look on her face when she wakes up an hour later stuffed inside the oven with the taste of cum in her mouth
>turn oven to 420blazeit
>goosestep my way to the bathroom to enjoy a hot shower
I'm not OP btw.
Just the guy dealing with shitty pop up sites to get you this shit
There's more but I need a moment to get to em
These are supposedly her. Do with that what you will
The bitch broke into your house. Self defense would be a solid legal defense in most states, meaning you can rape her, because rape is considered a violent crime
That's just the law, like 90% sure.
Fart on her teeth. Make a cow out of her butt and eat twizzlers.
Aww! The poor jew is just confused! I'd gnetly explain to her that it's not that kind of shower, this really is just the kind you get clean in. I'd even be willing to take a shower with her to prove it's safe.
Also, gentle, loving shower sex and/or a madly-plowing hatefuck.