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You see this in the woods, what do?

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You see this in the woods, what do?
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Check my map, clearly I'm going in circles.
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>>720791023
Hit it than call police
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>>720791077
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>>720791023
feed it some eggs
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>>720791102
Why would you call the police you fucking narc?
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>>720791023
Punch Mike in the face for throwing the map in the river.
Hand Heather a few Kleenexs for her runny nose.
Scream at the top of my lungs for Josh.

Bury my face in the corner and wait for my turn....
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shit... where's the other one?
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>>720791346
>mfw
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>>720791102
Then they find your dna's on the body.

You gonna go to jail you moron.
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>>720791023
call 911 and let em know of nigger shenanigans.
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Run away.

Dead bodies are scary.
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>>720791421
>>720791415
>You gonna go to jail you moron.
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Keep walking, cannot define cause.
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>>720791186
mfw I know what you talking bout
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#1 answer on the board is!?!
>>720791077

topkek
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>>720791077
Nice dubs
Check em
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>>720791830
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Reporting it to the police seems like the best action. Someone is probably looking for this poor woman.
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>>720792160
It's, at most, a loss of property.
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>>720791023
Is she still warm or no?
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>>720792286
Probably, it warrants further investigation.
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Josh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are you Josh!!!?????

Yell So We Can Hear You Josh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>720792972
Press (X) to JOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fuck her
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check if still warm

If yes, plow town

If no, plow town
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>>720793145
I think hes over there in that crumbling house with the hand prints of children all over it. Ill ring the doorbell. You keep the camera running, Heaather.
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bring home and feed her corpse to the pigs
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>>720791023

well fuck it, of course.
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Look around then check just to be sure shes unconscious or dead.
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>>720794478
"Heather shhhh...... I heard a bump or something......... .....Josh is that you!!!!!!??? Josh!!!!!!??????"
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>>720791307
How are we back at Coffin Rock again!? We've been walking for hours, Mike!!" Give me the map.....
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>>720794773
*bumps become rhythmic*
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>>720794899
Fuck, what are these piles of rocks out front of our tent Mike? Fuck its cold, you got the camera running? I wanna record this.
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>>720795192
Don't worry about the rocks, just act normal and we can make a quick buck.
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>>720795313
Whyd you kick the map into the river Mike!!?? I couldve found a way out Mike!!!?? Now we're fucked, no food left, no water...... And Heathers still recording !! Why the fuck are you still recording Heather? Dont we have enough for your little fucking documentary!!?? HELP!!!! SOMEONE!!!! HELLLP!!!!!
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>>720791023
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check if has dick. no? leave.
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>>720795626
>w-why are you doing this?
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>>720795650
Has cock. Still warm. Signs of life present but fading.
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>>720791023
>take a picture
>post it on /b/
>ask what to do
>dubs decide
How new are you?
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Try to control my erection.
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Check for money and go away. She's already dead. Let her family report disappearance, I dont want to answer questions if I havent done anything but finding it
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Take a selfie with it and post it on 4chan like a millenial
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>>720791186
lmao
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poke it with a stick for a while then take some photos. Then call police.
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>>720791023
jab it with a pointed stick
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>>720791023
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