Hey, /b/! Wife is pregnant. We're not going to find out

Kalle

>>720781723
Leopold.

>>720781723
Call it "the end of my life"

>>720781723
Creginalius

check em

>>720781797
Butters

>>720781723
Seagham

And no, it's not pronounced as seeg-ham.

Fagot

>>720781723
Brutus , ain't no way he'll be a faggoot that way

Afterbirth

>>720781848

Kind of you to assume I had one.

I'm posting on /b/.

Fucking mongoloid.

Name him Mortimer, life full of regret

Clayton like the badass character in Tarzan

Robert
Paul
Donald
Michael
or
Chad

>>720782000
trips

>>720781997

We aren't Jewish.

>>720781723
M00t
Richard
Dennis
Baka
Redmond
Illuminatus Major
Ali
Ali Baba
Kevlar

Tyrone, after his father.

Roxas

>>720781723
LEMAN RUSS

>>720781723
Donald John

>>720782061

Wife hates chocolate in all forms.

>>720781723
Gas the kikes race war now

benderdick cumberbatch

Tiberius Kirk

>>720782056

Definitely not moot.

Besides, faggot was already suggested.

Mohammad. Might help in later life when the muslims takeover.

CHristopher Walken

>>720782269
Seconded.

>>720782318

We're Scottish and Christian.

If anything he'd be a crusader.

>>720782269
>>720782391
samefag

>>720782391
>>720782269

Not trekkies.

>>720782054
Are you circumsizing him? Becuase if you aren't gonna name him jewish then don't make him look like one.

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>>720782427
>>720782445

Swing and miss.

>>720782544
not using tomorrow skin

>>720781753
Mardo

>>720782613
>using tomorrow skin

nah fam

>>720782398
Ivanhoe.

>>720782458

Totally getting circumcised.

He won't look like a Jew.

We're tall, no hunchback, greaseless, no hooknose.

>>720782700
Ha!

Was in the running.

>>720782725
Name him nathaniel if you want to circumcize

>>720782544
I don't think this means what you think it does.

Donald
Adolph
Igor

Name him Creed, the guy from the office has alwas been a personnal role model

>>720782787
Souns jewish to me. It has a "th" and an "iel", what more could you want?

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>>720782855

>>720781723
A german name for a gloryfull life!
Name him Ernst.

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Name him 'money vacuum'

>>720782907
How about Abner?
Moishe?
Jakob?
David?
Habakkuk?

>>720782961
Only if he chooses to be gay.

>>720783010
Jakob and David are already widespread. They're like Steven or Nicholas. THe others are pretty jewish too, I was just giving an example pattern

>>720781723
Oscar

Shadilay

Give him a cool black name, like "Harriet"

>>720783204
Reroll
Shadilay first name
Pepe middle name

Barron

>>720783138
People are born gay. With that name, you won't have to worry about eventual coming out of the closet. You know from day -1 that he will be more erect to Brad than to Brenda.

>>720783241
Reroll

Floyd

>>720783245

We're already making America great again.

Crowley

>>720783257

You choose what you put your dick into.

It's a choice.

>>720783358

I'm not against it, but the name does come with a sordid past.

Draden, Dax, Tysin, Grey,

Quentin.

>>720783475

Scotch.

Not black.

>>720783479
This guy gets it.

Donald. Make him great.

>>720783369
I'm talking preferences here, Anon.

All I'm saying is that eventually, the kid may or may not find out that he's more of a phallic person than anything else, and will pursue his career of being a cumslut.

Why not get rid of that "eventually" and "may or may not", and just slap a horrendously homosexual name on his ID like Albert or something.

Why not use the girl's name for him? Are you assuming his gender?

>>720781723
Name him Ramsey, that's my name

>>720781723
Theo Xander

>>720783633

You're projecting.

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Pimpinogenericfunk

>>720783688

No.

His genitals determine it.

>>720783738
No, You're projecting.

I'm usually straight.

When I'm not gay, that is.

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>>720782725
Top kek
He will feel a fraction of what i feel when fucking

I'm already keking at your son's life

>>720783779
You're going to convict him to a lifetime of repressed emotions if you don't let him choose his gender. Name him what you want, but when he shows his true, mental gender, you must fulfill the role of understanding parent.

Harambe , the return

>>720783803

Psychological projection is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against their own unconscious impulses or qualities (both positive and negative) by denying their existence in themselves while attributing them to others.

The more you know...

>>720783882
Ain't you a special little snowflake

>>720783816

Ok

>>720783927
Potato

Odin

Nobody fucks with Odin. Odin doesn't ryhm with a lot of current insulting words

>>720783999
It doesn't, but he will have a gay nickname like Odie or something.

>>720783999
That could be fun.

My buddy has a son named Thor.

>>720784044
What a tremendous faggot.

>>720784093

Well?

I'm the OP!

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>>720784331
Par for the course.

>>720781723
Baby comes out the wrong color if dubs

Duke Richards...

A circumsized, well hung jew boy will have the gay porn name of "Big Dick Duke"

>>720781723
Robert

>>720781723
Sergay.

Slagathor

>>720784560
Even black babies can come out white at first.

But no dubs because this isn't a get thread.

name him "the grand pork rind"

>>720784864
no, your gay...

>>720781723
Eric, Bob or Richard.

>>720781723
Batman bin superman

>>720782725
Circumcision is retarded and you should kill yourself.

Maybe it could be jack. I really like that name, buthe I'll be never abless to give it to my son since a week ago I found out I can't have kids.

>>720781723
Lloyd or Wyatt

>>720782000
Cayton sounds like a kickass name.

>>720781723
Putin

>>720781723
Or Wayne

trips name the child Oliver

>>720783999
Trips decided Odin.

>>720781723
Name him "Top Kek"

Zimmerman 2:Electric Boogaloo

>>720788822
Whenever I see a number like this I always think to myself, "Someone just got quintuples."

>>720781723
jamal (enjoy your mulatto)

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Name him Messer becouse why not?

Maga

>>720781723
Tyrone

Ajax from European mythology

>>720790839
Ajax from the bleach cleaning product

>>720790839
Ajax from that guy in The Warriors

>>720781753
Palle

>>720781723
CumGurgler

Adolf

>>720781723
Cebastian

>>720781723
Chungus