>>720753453 literally copy past tinder jokes from the internet. find ones you think may work. keep in mind only like 25 percent will ever respond and less will actually develop a conversation out of those jokes. Its a numbers game. go forth and prosper. or just kill yourself its really the only 2 options.
I was matched with the hottest of the hot, was ranked high on a few websites, zero attention. they sit pretty waiting for YOU to do the work, because women are lazy lets face it, they will settle for a mediocre looking dude as long as he has money. If you only have a highschool education kiss the idea of meeting up with these women goodbye. make a fake account to test my theory you will see.
>>720755016 no, okcupid and other sites will send you an email, pretty sure its probably a dupe, but hundreds of attractive women were being matched with me, but they won't act, it's gotta be you to act on it. and your success will be HELLA low if you have no life achievements.. or something to be proud of or a talent.
>>720755238 they will send you an email saying you are ranked at a certain blah blah, it could be a marketing technique though, trying to get people to pay for the full service. a cute face isn't enough for them, they want to feel secure knowing your going somewhere with your life. they want to see pictures of you with friends having a fun time. laughing. They like dudes who have bikes, guys who do alot of things with their time, and show it through their pictures. for us men, we only care if the chick is hot, she could be a lazy slob for all we care.
>>720756748 If they think you are cute, they will most often agree to go see a movie, dinner straight up makes them nervous, after the movie, you will ask her if shes hungry, if not thats fine, then just drop her off, chances are if she had a good time she will want to do it again, never rush it.
says her interest is new york times, probably a red flag that she is a pseudo intellectual combined with how mature she looks in her photo. look for the details. and psycho analyse them if you have to.
>>720757143 this but instead of coffee you go to a goddamn exotic restaurant you have never eaten in before mang cause if the date doesn't go anywhere at least you got to eat some weird dishes from different countries
>>720757229 I tried searching her first name against every person that matched that name in the Uni's directory but there are a fuck ton of girls with her first name and FB is coming up with nothing. I can't find shit on her. Probably go with what I said here: >>720756704
This will be in 2 parts. this next girl has a long profile and like 10000 instagram photos
>>720757451 too many face shots are a redflag indicating a psycho woman, also walk away if you see disney princess shit. Its okay to look at her pictures on facebook but once you message her outside the dating app, she will think you are stalking.
>>720758169 She's a librarian, so you can ask her what her favorite books are, but don't interrogate her. people telling you to look up jokes as openers are wrong... they get the same jokes over and over, trust me.. If you're gonna make a joke, make it original, don't find it on the internet only the dumbest of the dumb broads get hooked with those.
>>720758506 Tell her she caught your eye, you think shes cute and wait to know just a little about her, if she will then gauge you off your appearance mostly, and read your bio, if you pass, she will respond, if not. she doesn't find you attractive.
OP; Start with something simple. Ignore all the 13 yr. olds posts who have never fuked anything other than their hands. Comment on something non-sexual. FYI, I like that you have natural eyebrows... what classes are you taking?
>>720758092 Been on dates from Okcupid, POF, and Tinder. weird enough the tinder dates went better, maybe cuz they weren't all looking for husbands. But I digress. Dinner can work but it's a long commitment. A quick drink or a coffee gives the option of the date carrying on or ending quicker. Either party could claim they had a prior engagement but wanted to have a quick drink.
Trust me sometimes you will want it to end quicker. Plus its way cheaper and they will still thank you for paying. and you will pay unless they insist otherwise.
And no you don't open asking them to meet you but you also don't talk to them online for weeks on end because if you do run through all the small talk online it will make the first meeting difficult because you two will have no prior history to talk about and will not have any small talk to go through while you both feel things out.
That's probably the best advice I have is once you have had a decent conversation for a day or so its time to pull the trigger and ask if shes interested in meeting up at some point. Strike while the iron is hot. If she says yes then great. If she stops responding its already been over.
But even if they agree, there are plenty of women who will give you their number, text you and agree to hanging out, then when the days comes will not respond when you ask if its still on. People suck. That's why its a numbers game. I'm probably rambling. I'm drunk and going to bed. Goodluck anon.
OP; Don't forget your profile, you are "sensitive, understanding but strong and a little mysterious" when you respond. If you had my kink of game, by now you would have hooked up with the white hair, the black blouse up to the neck, and got a "date" with the mami party girl... just sayin
>>720752956 >>720753453 Please for the love of god don't mestion Facebook likes ever. They are all outdated and you will look like an idiot with nothing to say if you bring them up.
Say some stupid shit, make up a bullshit story or say something funny, but don't try too hard it will be obvious. If a girl is interested she will play along, if she likes you but doesn't like to play along then she's no fun anyway and you shouldn't waste your time with them
Iv literally opened with "oh Anna thank god you've made it, get in, I'll explain on the way"
That might not be a particularly good line, buts that's along the same level of stupidness I'm talking about. If they are cool and interested, they will play along
>>720760881 NO... he went to school with her, and is in her circle... he has a chance. she messaged him.. he just had a bad reply that's all. although the see through shirt is a redflag, she shows signs of insecurity and is probably waiting for him to message again.
What should I say about my match with the HS crush?
>Matches with me on Bumble >Sends a gif of tom hanks waving >I say some stupid shit like "Heeeey X, I love your hat. What are you up to?" >No response
She lives about an hr away. Big on social media. See her brithday is in 2 weeks. Dunno what to do. I am already friends with her on FB. But saw that like 5+ years ago I sent her a sperg messaged she never replied to.
She is very attractive and now that I remember she treated me really nice in HS and thought matbe I had a chance with her but convinced myself I didnt and quit talking to her for years until she just matched with me.
My best tip I can give you OP is to start with a generic easy to answer question. Simply getting a reply is half the battle on Tinder so I like to start with "Ok, Bachelorette number 3, pub or club and why?" You would be surprised how often this works. Firstly it makes them feel like theyre competing for attention and we know what women are like when it comes to that. Secondly, you just learnt something about her that you can plan a date around should things go that far. Progress the conversation from there, be funny and don't reply too quickly and you should be fine. Has worked pretty well for me over the last year or so and I am only average looking on a good day...
>>720760551 I would say your big mistake is taking it all way too seriously. Pretend like your don't give a shit how these conversations go and you'll do much better. Don't outwardly be a dick, but also don't go way out of your way to avoid busted a girls balls
What you have to remember is that these girls get 10 times the marches you get. You have to do something to stand out to them, a generic "hey"'or "I like your hat" is nothing special.
Make up a story, make them laugh. But most importantly won't show your thirst.
Iv found my best reponces on tinder always happen when I'm on vacation or something because I find myself genuinely not caring and I'm not planning on meeting up with girls. I just fuck around and I get waaaay better responses like this
>>720761466 Fuck. Well the convo was she went to see a mutual friend of ours from HS (he went to the NFL and she stayed with him a few days/saw him play, they probably fucked, but the NFL player is now married) and my last message to her (5 years ago on FB message) was a long paragraph like "wow X town we are from must be really boring after that trip!" or some equally stupid shit. She didn't respond and the message looked long. It was sperged
Then 5 years later she matches with me on Bumble (I havent posted her in thread so dont confuse her with the tinder girls). and what I said occcured tom hanks gif of him waving and my message about heeeeey x, love your hat how are ya?
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