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Ok you fuckers, it's time to share our disgusting habits.

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Ok you fuckers, it's time to share our disgusting habits. I'll start
> if I piss on the toilet seat I wipe it off with my foot
> I chew tobacco and if I'm laying in bed I usually just spit down the side of the wall
>jerk off in sock
>will wear said sock the next day if I can't find clean one
>will use girlfriends toothbrush if I deem mine "too old"
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>>720728827
why a sock?

never understood this
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>>720728827
wiping piss with your foot - fuck me I thought only I did that

oh and tell me that crucify jesus by yourself kit is real, I know someone who that would ignite so hard it'd be visible several miles away
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>piss in the sink
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>>720729611
Guess I'm not alone either.
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>>720729914
See, I don't find this gross. It's not like you touch the bottom of your sink often or eat out of it
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>>720729566
Usually too lazy to get up and cum in toilet, find a paper towel yada yada
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>>720728827
>I crouch on the toilet like a slav when shitting at home, but not in public.
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>>720728827
I haven't showered in about 3 weeks. Does that count?
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>>720730418
I did this for years. Except I would lay face down on the bed, with a sock over my dick, and hump the bed until I came.
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>>720730682
Normal hygiene of /b/...try again
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>>720730682
Ugh, fuck unshowered fucks like you.
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>>720730579
I used to sit Indian style
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>>720730682
Fucking shower, you filthy cretin.
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>>720730860
How? that sounds painful.
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>>720731023
Did this until I actually started to grow. I was tiny like 3 foot 8 until freshman year. I could barely reach the floor so it was comfortable
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>>720730999
Filthy cretin is a homophone for filthy Cretan. Coincidence?
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>>720730999
Now I'm gonna go another 3 weeks just because you said that. Don't ever tell me what do do.
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>>720728827

>piss on the toilet seat I wipe it off with my foot

Same.

>jerk off in sock

Same.

>will wear said sock the next day if I can't find clean one

Same.

>>720729914

Same, but only at work.

>>720730579

Same.

Now some of my others:

Used to bottle my piss, but stopped about 5 years ago. Also used to shit in my hand a lot, but stopped that too.

If I flick a booger, often I feel compelled to find it again, even if it's damn near impossible... sometimes it takes hours, but when I do find it, that reunion is fucking special, you know? Like, I went through all that trouble and found a little piece of me again.

I fingered my sisters, spied on 12 women including my ex GF's mom. Also stole her nudes from her email. Shooped her and my ex into various configurations, even an anus / cunt monster for masturbation purposes. Fingered 3 female dogs, 4 male dogs, ate out 3 female dogs, sucked off 2 male dogs, let one male dog fuck me in the ass. Collected pubes from girl's toilet, sucked on them. Fingered 2 female cats (anally) and came on both their faces. Anally penetrated a dead squirrel with a crow feather, impregnated my boss's fat wife, sucked on my cousin's panties, put tampons in my ass. Oh, and I rub my sweaty balls a lot and smell my hand.

There's more, but whatevs.
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>>720728827
Historically inaccurate. Criminals and insurgents were stripped naked and crucified that way. Jesus was wearing nothing but the crown of thorns, with his circumcised Jew-dick flapping in the breeze.
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>>720731303
Op here, not trying to be a dick or anything but do you not walk much? If I don't shower for 2 days my taint burns like a mother fucker
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>>720731303
Can you fill your tank by wringing out your hair?

Oh wait, nevermind. There's no way in hell you own a vehicle.
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>>720731481

MFW I read that back, let it all sink in, and know that it's all true.
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>>720728827
>if I piss on the toilet seat I wipe it off with my foot

So there are now 3 people doing this. I dont get it. You are whiping the pee splashes off with your sock? Or your shoe? When you're at home? How does that claen the toilet seat, better not use some paper towel?
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>>720731481
Finally some good shit!. Made me gag with the pubes. I'm into incest and beast so none of that is gross.
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>>720728827

I wear the same underwear for days on on end...and use them as my cum rag every night. So easy and convenient and smell good too.
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>bite fingernails and eat it, if all fingernails are completely bitten down I will bite off skin around the nails and eat it
>pick boogers out of nose, more often than not I will eat it
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>>720731481
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>>720731481
I'm impressed. Where do you find the time?
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>>720731481
What do you do if you find the booger, do you keep it? Is it frustrating if you can't find it? Have you ever cried because you lost it?
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>>720731546
I actually do walk quite a bit. No taint burning tho.
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>>720731749
Yes the piss splash. It's faster to just lift your foot up and wipe off with sock. But only at home or girlfriends. Anywhere else I just use tp and wipe off
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>>720731831
I don't find the nail thing gross but fuck the buger shit
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>>720731481
Jesus christ dude...
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I like of spit on the ground(of my home).Makes me feel like a king.(Don't ask me why)
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I enjoy consentual sexual intercourse with women in the missionary position for the means of procreation.
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>>720731839

Sadly, it's all true. Our son is 15.

>>720731858

It just happened naturally, over time. I used to be an unemployed stoner leeching off my GF while fapping to her mom. A lot of the more intricate stuff happened during that time.

I'm responsible now, and make good money and all that. I don't actively pursue my perversions anymore, apart from fapping to some weird shit I collected over the years.
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>>720731918
Must be because I'm hairy as fuck
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>>720731904

If I find it, I usually take satisfaction in the fact that it's still moist. But I also enjoy them when they are hard, because it means I worked for longer.

I chuck them away again almost immediately, and rarely look a second time.

Nope, never cried.
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>>720731481
Wow fuck anon, its disgusting but I wanna know more, do tell.
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Jerk off in sock/t-shirt/towel
Use said towel next day for shower or give (on accident) to GF to shower with
Pee in sink and shower
Touch balls and smell hand
Fap with own underwear on nose
Smell farts under blanket
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>>720732032
Most times I wish I could stop, I've tried. Longest I've lasted is about a month I think.
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>>720732566
When i was younger i used to just wipe them on the wall. Blamed it on my mrdd brother
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>>720732152
>sadly, it's all true
That is some hardcore degeneracy.

Makes me feel a little better about not showering, tho
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>>720732464

I used to bag my shits and burn them in the wood stove... that was back when I was the stoner leech, about 7 years ago.

I made a thread back then, actually. I'll post a couple of shots from it.
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>I just eat my cum after I jerk off, easiest way to clean it

Wonder how many other people do this.
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>>720732707
Oh geez guyz lets give them our emails!
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>>720732817
I'm today's world it's almost nothing.
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>>720732846
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>>720731481
anon of the year. Posterchild of /b/. If I was anywhere else on the internet I would not believe this.
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>>720732981
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>>720732846
What pleasure did you get from burning it?
I kind of want to meet you and write a book about you, because it's kind of great.
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>>720732921
I tell myself that I'm going to then i pussy out after i nut.
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>>720732992
Sad thing is I actually believe this guy.
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>>720732788
Honestly, wiping them on a wall is more disgusting to me
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>>720731481
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>>720733177

Mostly because back then I had a lot of bowel pain, due to stress / anxiety. Shitting was always unpleasant, and burning it made me feel like I was getting payback.

It was also fun to just burn stuff.
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>>720733367
-_- Ben
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>>720728827
I like to eat the crust before the rest of the pizza slice.
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>>720733387
..........what
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>>720733585
GET THIS FUCKING MAN OUTTA HERE.
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>>720733585
Only gross because of the way you have to hold the pizza
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>>720732114
Why?
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>>720733387
Ah, I see. That's fair.
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>>720733585
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>>720728827
>hang out with my friend late at night
>collect roadkill on rural roads
>take it back to my friends house
>mutilate it
>burn it
>slice off the genitals after the fur is singed
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>>720733208

Best part is, I'm fit, wealthy, good looking, and really easy to get along with... most people really like me.

I was a true sociopath, back then. Technically I still am, but don't act on my urges anymore, apart from the harmless ones.

Watcha gonna do? You are who you are.
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>>720734026
sounds like you've got it figured out, life I mean. keep on keeping on my friend
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>>720733387
>getting revenge on feces
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>>720731765

I boiled the pubes first.

Backstory: I worked at a coffee shop when I was 16. Downstairs, behind the employee washroom, there was a storage room. Everything was built like shit and the walls were full of dents and gouges from moving stock.

I put a small hole in the bathroom wall near the towel rack, and would watch my female coworkers on the toilet. I'd have the toilet wiped off before hand, so would know which pubes belonged to whom.

I collected from each girl that didn't shave, and bagged them. All were boiled to kill toilet germs. I'd pick a clump every now and then, and jerk off with them in my mouth.
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>>720728827

I let my dishes pile up for like 2 weeks at a time. I wash about half right away so it doesn't get TOO grody, and stopped leaving ramen cups in my room cause of the stank at least. Overall my room's probably better than the average college hikikomori still, if by a slight margin.
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>>720734257

Thanks, Broski.

All I did was stop smoking weed and got outside more. After that, was able to hold down a job and improve my life.
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>feeling like home on /b/
missed this faggets
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>>720734859
Anon, pls...

Read your post... and then read this >>720731481

Step up
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>>720735520

Warms my heart.
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>>720735642
He's got everyone beat though.
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>>720733938
Oh, we also put them in poses like they're playing cards or having sex, sometimes giving them hats or cigarettes.
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>>720730731
I'm going to try this tonight.
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I got away with murder.
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>>720735642

Nice to know I'm a benchmark.

Honestly, this is like 1%. I have to go to bed, though...

I've jerked off at work (security desk) in the lobby, in front of 5 or 6 girls applying for jobs. I made eye contact with one as I came on the floor.

Used to be homeless, so broke into a lot of places. Mostly businesses and construction sites, but a couple were houses. One house, I stole panties and wore them for weeks. Another, I came in hand / face cream that was in the bathroom.

There's a lot of retarded illegal shit, but it isn't really a "bad habit" in the spirit of the thread.

A few times I shit in the shower and mashed it down the drain because I was too high / lazy / ? to use the toilet. I was usually only in the shower because I felt sick due to anxiety.
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