Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
How's middle school treating yah, kiddo? Not well, I assume?
OH LOOK AT THIS GUY
Snakes gotta eat? SNAKES gotta eat? You don't feed a FUCKING DOG to a snake. A dog is mans best friend. A friend that no man will ever have because this FUCKING SNEK devoured him ruthlessly. As ruthlessly as the deep throbbing pussy of my cheating EX devoured horse cock and BEGGED FOR MORE. Her thin wet blouse blouse RIPPED OPEN from the force of that COCK pushing up so hard into her insides that her clit pushed out THREE INCHES and the GIRTH stretched her ravaged pussy so wide she thought she was giving fucking childbirth and MOANING because she LOVES PAIN. LIKE THE PAIN SHE CAUSED ME. LIKE THE PAIN THAT SNAKE IS CAUSING THAT DOG
YOU DISGUST ME. GO WATCH HENTAI IT WILL MAKE YOU A BETTER PERSON
shut up you fucking faggot, I'm 21 and have a job, have been posting on this chan for 2 years, and have sex regularly, don't fucking call me edgy. I'm going to take thirty fucking Kershaw kerambit knifes and furiously stab you until your screams of pain are reduced to gurgles and then in your death throws find the biggest knife wound and fuck it until I orgasm, using the blood as lube, and I hope all of you other liberal retards get cancer and in your final days bleed out in a car crash so I can jack off to the images just like I did where the Starship Troopers where Diz gets ripped apart and chokes to death on her blood, you'd better fucking run before my penis is covered in your blood, and be a lesson to all of these faggots who think the fallacy of calling me edgy is a legitimate tactic for arguments
Nigger I don't even own a cat, you should be studying biology harder you underaged little shit. Maybe then you would know about something other than the taste of your dads cock.
Animal rekt thread? Not allowed in Spiderman's /b/. Shutdown sequence initiated.
mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life.
finally! i fuckin hate animals and am sick of all these awwww puppies , cats bla bla bullshit posts on facebook. really wish I could post one of these on my feed without everybody going apeshit at me
A post that isn't animal cruelty OR S-M?
what the fuck you stupid cunt. eat gazzilion dicks and call it breakfast, faggot. no sharpie in pooper will save you from what you said you godtier cringe brat.
> /intelectual discussion
All my homemade and fresh spideys
someones really butt hurt about seeing a dog die and now trying to spider up this bitch.
your a soft person and everyday dogs are butchered and Your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this post